Ask A Ninja - Question 23 "Ninternships"

[DFOHeat]

0:19 first joke killed me

[pokefan1359]

my ninja mission is to kill Justin beiber

[Solomon43822]

Screw you kent wesley! Nobody cares about your commercial after 15 times.

[jamest207]

you forgot james four people made it passed ninternship

[2centuryfox]

159 peoples dads got killed by a ninja

[kevinasas2]

LIthuanian do not knwo everything, i know it :D

[Kungfumanjan]

co za asy

[shadowhexogram]

Oh man. He advertised for the little man movie? What a terrible mistake.

[Kilanon]

i love the spunk lol

[TheCullen513]

do you know sub-zero? ;)

[nickado11]

he ninja who am I

[Alundra73]

Chuck Norris was my Nintern

[powerup3005]

Danny was my nintern

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

Little Man? that movie suxed.

[21gunsgeorge]

does ninja have facebook?

[odstassault]

@21gunsgeorge yes



[LckeStudios]

@vampiregothik6

A ninja will find you.

[NarratorJane]

@LckeStudios Ninja probably already has. O___o xD

[vampiregothik9]

stupid



[ChrisAmazon]

He is "Danny Grant". DUH

[ElPolloL0co1]

Ok, I am sure there are french ninjas (somewhere)

[cheater423]

I have an immortalized permabeating heart in storage, i can watch death, I can have spiritual badassery, and I can read minds, i am totally gonna be a ninja

[hasards]

@cheater423 cool story bro.

[jezmuff]

French are cowards

[marymotherofjacob]

If you can inspire french people to fight!! BWHAHAHAHAHA

[integraleric]

Thank you.

[BOSTONBECKETT]

This is so stupid Im never watching this again

[Headphoneguy92]

ok, ill bite

does anyone know which episosde the ninja suddenly starts staring at his finger and gets real philosophical about it?

[maxaslagolis]

i think its over when you would last longeer than 25 seconds against your master..atleast thats when i think id finish

[inuyasha9lover]

I am ninja. He is ninja. She is ninja too. I am ninja. We are ninja And I believe that you are ninja too! <3 <3

[tbonejmac09]

I don't recommend the United States Postal Service. lol

[mrhrvat321]

i thought the third one is u?

[RadiationSoap]

You're gonna have to stand behind a door, for two weeks, waiting for a Lithuanian who knows to much.

[zatnicatienth]

"Excuse me? Did i say i wanted double cream in my latté? CHE-YA!!"

[miterbinnesdirty]

WHA-!WHA-!WHA-!WHA-!

[AgentZombieMan]

why did he skip 22

[coviekiller4]

coffee, run

[blaklaptop]

Co za asy

[OfficialAnthonyVelez]

This guy is to funny

[smokeshover]

i love the freaking theme song

[IAm18YearsOldRoflmao]

@smokeshover It's amazing hahaha!

[MultiBookie15]

he loves the spunk mmmmmmm.....

[MaggogZ]

ok, seriously, co za asy still?

[TheRumpadump]

@MaggogZ co zo asy *troll face*

[itsGdublan]

@TheRumpadump fail. its not co zo asy jackhole

[TheRumpadump]

@itsGdublan Lol u mad?

[Magnusguld]

Co za asy

[miztrandersin]

Zombie giants huh well I kill them at least twice a week

[cmethuggin]

co za asy

[MarioWTFHK]

Co za asy !

[jjk252525]

I hate bloodpoodles...

[MegaPhilX]

149 people are now dead

[epyonO9]

Zombie Giant eh?

[whitewolf31084]

hes the spunk master lmao!

[VideoCatFreak]

Click rapidly: 2:53

[yeagerkid]

he talks about ninjamart sotre...yet in one of the first eps he said there is no ninja mart ;=;

[legohalo1011]

LMFAO!!xD

[darkwarrior1179]

black writing on black paper

[gotja]

this guy went to my highschool 

[thesoundofgrafix]

He referred to Nazi zombies. Lol.

[theRileyman00]

i still dont get the "three little letters seperate bye and die" thing! anyway this guy is hilarious

[BlakWulf009]

@theRileyman00 it's actually buy and die, because it's for his store XD

[Umbralon]

"Coffee!!"

[iRRVi]

he looks fat in this episode

[whatthefuck386]

i am Danny Grant. and as you read this im right behind you, but it does not matter because your already dead!

[redonewolf]

A Lithuanian that knows too much?

[starwarsfan651]

lol the deadliest thing to come out of wyoming since dick cheny

[slowgold20]

im going to get askaninjaninja's heart for the application...

[jertog]

Now I have to take it out of context, because how else will I ever have the ninja come at me so I can prove I am far more ninja?

[pAnDaBeAr1121]

I AM NOT KIDDING MY NAME IS DANNY GRANT!

[Showmethosevideos]

black writing on black paper, that was awesome

[AntiDumbassPeople]

It's so funny how impossible it is to survive while doing any ninja related activities!

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[dacg950729]

what about chuck norris?

[GatameOne]

@dacg950729 Chuck norris isnt a ninja because chuck norris doesen't need to hide from anything.

[EvilPiggy221]

wow Ben franklin

[Alvaris]

In my ninternship I had to pose as the son of the king of the Ents while he took a vacation to Germany's Black Forest for Arbor Day.

Its extremely hard to photosynthesize as a mammal.

[GwainTheDestroyer]

COFFEE!

[funetiks]

DaVinci made it through the Ninternship, but Ask A Ninja didnt know.

[Baryonyx89]

@funetiks DaVinci was the greatest ninja blacksmith; Ezio was the greatest Renaissance ninja =P

[chavisfiction]

@Baryonyx89 looks like it

[ResidentEvilFan243]

@Baryonyx89 I'm sorry, i didn't realize that they made the game Ninja Creed

[TheWhyJoeWhy]

@Baryonyx89 Ezio ain't a ninja. He an Assassin. There is difference. Assassin's attack in plain sight then run away. Ninjas kill you before you even realize you are dead and they are in the room in the building next to you.

[Dannyrocksass]

@Baryonyx89 I don't think Ezio even existed...

[deathlyblaze]

Infiltrate a pack of hell hounds to track down a zombie giant? Been there done that

[GwainTheDestroyer]

@deathlyblaze Me too. I also had to infiltrate a colony of lava beast and become their king, just to kill a rock cow.

[OpAbzolute]

lolz. ironcis since i work at a starbucks. haha!!

[cwill12221]

coffee run

[toughbail456]

A lithuanian who knows too much. LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

[missfancypantaloon]

"Hands on Throat experience"

hahahahahahahah

[bryceninja]

i am currently taking applications for my nintership program...

[VuileTeef]

You look a lot like a terrorist...

[Pifacedude]

whers question number 22?

if no info i presume its dead...

[TheFateArcher]

@Pifacedude its there lol

[nobelmorningstar]

@Pifacedude its there. look closer.. its taking after its creator, being a sneaky ninja!!!

[OpAbzolute]

@Pifacedude isnt it obviuous. he is out on a long killing rampage. he is just too busy to make another video. :)

[iamthehangedman]

COFFE!

[Carminebroclay]

I wish someone would come on camera and punch him in the face. Lol

[metalkev00]

The deadliest eyes to ever be framed by a mullet

[Bluefoxx3]

i bet you were Ryu Hayabusas Nintern huh..

[mutalord]

I look foward to making you life hell soon, COFEEEE!!!!!

[ukemister]

"i want 3 copies, all of them on the very tightly rolled scrolls, black writing on black paper" LOL

[ronspeck]

I didn't take it out of context at first anyway.

[masterexploder83]

hands on throat experience. That's a good one

[RememberInsanity]

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

[artsyfartsy1998]

I do NOT want to apply. I happen to like my family.

[RokhuStar]

you get to interact with an actual ninja ! Fucking A where do I sign up ?

[TheBluedoomninja]

When the boogiemn goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for chuck norris.

When chuch norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for a ninja.

[USBYDProductions]

@TheBluedoomninja yes.

[wccmaddog]

i tried to send in my resume but the bastard wouldn't sign his own heart

[eatbeavers]

COFFEE!

[PaulThePuppetier]

Who was the third person to go through a ninternship? I couldn't hear xD

[Chrispoirier]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[MrPwnBlog]

"HAI JAH JI JAEN CHA CHI TOH TING BAH!" LOL

[chainsawbily]

‎(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅­()ڪے ---> Die please lol

[GuitarsAndSwords]

It's so true!!!

ever nina related story is "you killed my clan,wife,brother...now...YOUR GONNA MEET MY FREIND PAIN!"

[Alvaris]

@GuitarsAndSwords betrayal is quite often in ninja clans.

some guy steps on another guy's split toe during a group raid and sets off a guard who had to be killed before he looked up and suddenly you get a "chocolate in my peanut butter" thing going on then WHAM someone has a Naginata sticking out of his back.

[GuitarsAndSwords]

@Alvaris Oh dude I know the feeling.

I was fighting a 9 armed reptilian wheredragon, you know the ones you can never find? hence the "where".

But I discovered then that nothing says "I am going to kill you" like a bucket full of scorpions... not you friendly 6 legged poinsoness stinger ones... I mean the ninja from mortal Kombat... not very friendly... at all.

[snowyowl0]

@GuitarsAndSwords Wheredragons are easy. I once had to go to the 16th century to fight a whenwolf. You have no idea how many dragonspiders I had to kill before I found one that would take me to a time portal. Then, I squashed it, and I spent 800 years frozen in ice to get back to the present. Should have been 450, but I overslept.

[GuitarsAndSwords]

@snowyowl0 Ah yes, the old whenwolf... ah good times.

I haven't fought a whenwolf since back in ooooo when was it, would have been 1608 ,back when lady gaga was actually sexy.

Haha I once beat one down to just when it could be killed with one naginata through the head, then I got my best friend to do it haha he's STILL stuck in that lava pit.

[GuitarsAndSwords]

@GuitarsAndSwords Lol wow... sorry about my terrible spelling.

[adamsain1]

Lmao Hands-On-Throat experience, this guy has jokes.

[Hipponinja904]

My sister was born on International Ninja Day. December 5 :)

[luckygozer]

@Hipponinja904 actauly that is on september 5 :(

[dagger595]

haha funny

[japaniseanimialover1]

okay im gonna go find one of my mortal enimies and apply for a ninternship

[ellisonadrenaline]

I am a ninja therefore i do not need a ninternship

[thdrsullivan]

hmmm i made it through the ninternship

[TOTtomdora]

The only reason I understand the Dick Cheney joke is Dave Barry...

[panchotek]

UM YOU SOUND LIKE THE LIMMER IN THE MADAGSCAR CARTOON....LOL

[locoletters2]

what about chuck norris?

[Guanchen]

@locoletters2 He was born ninja

[kirztz0034]

boring

[saintsrulz]

I WAS ACCEPTED!!!

[armadillaz]

You have to stand behind a door for two weeks waiting for a lithuanian who knows too much to come in :D

[irsoccer05]

"The deadliest thing to come out of Wyoming since Dick Cheney." Rofl

[DarkCarn1996]

its a really hands on throat experience

[thinman25]

"We don't tell you when it's over. Basically at some point you just have to... escape."

[EXHellfire]

Ninjannabes LMAO this guy is beast

[XxSaintPatxX]

Joan of Arc. She inspired french people to fight.

That is hilarious!!!

[acole31133]

the deadliest thing to come out of wyoming since dick cheaney! lmfao

[JOSHACE111]

lmao ties a kite around u and summons lightning rofl XDDD

[XkyocuzX]

I have a cousin that would be the next ninja/ demon/all out badass download skype and look for spawn109's or kyo you will be surprised

[Lupirio23]

"WHAT!, WHAT!, WHAT!, WHAT!" lol

[Funkyvidz]

he loves the spunk

[404Gaming]

1:17 , what does he say after that?

[acemcloud777]

Flippin' out

[3000zach]

hes like swiffty

[senseisakornsin]

OMG! I'm crying, it's so funny!

[MCPATERS0N]

lol at black writing on black paper

[sporge526]

I want a blood poodle

[heeropat]

me too...

[TehLaser555]

These ninja episodes pwn.

[justmnmb]

i love the spunk, dont take that out of context LMFAO

[thegreatcheesedemon]

In episode 49 "the most deadly thing" he makes fun of the democratic party.

[IrishMinja]

we dont tell you when its over Lol

[Faerom]

how would he kill chuck norris in a fight?

[user11235813213455]

he's a ninja............

[Anyu31]

2:54 lmao  WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!

[ryuuka156]

lol it's a hands-on-throat experience.

[btbjoe]

i want black writing on black paper....

[Riskbreakerslayer]

"Excuse me?! Did I say I wanted double-cream in my latte...Chiaaa!!!"

[PIKACHUGODDESS]

That...was disturbing...in a funny way!

Ryuichi

[peazej20]

i always wondered......does ninja come off da top of da dome wit his shit......... im mean i kno its a edited clip.... but iz it scripted or does he just answer da question right after he actually reads it????????????

[Shinigami131313]

learn how to talk and spell sir

[madman778]

i think he will answer the questions loads of times with different ideas and then edit and add to it after

[AgentAmazing1]

It's all improvized. Someone submits a question and they improv and film for about a week.

[Dexos70]

chuck norris is such a good ninja he can't be mentioned by the ask a ninja guy because not even other ninjas know he is a ninja.

[lilaznnurdgirl]

A lot of people underestimate the DEADLINESS of ben franklin

[LiLGoThGiRl09]

lmao ben franklin is a ninja XD

[xXwortepXx]

ask a ninja forgot chuck norris he made it pass the ninternship, and being a ninja so good he has his own level

[CrazyPikachu7]

XDDDD Danny Grant

lawl dont leave too early but dont stay too long