7 Things NOT to say to Police Officer

[leenbear85]

I love this is so funny

[kamphwagon1]

If he asks do you have a record, don't say yeah but I verry seldom play it, cops seem to have a low tollerence for sarcasm and poor humors...

[4edqweqwe]

want a donut? XD

[TheStreetracer96]

Best thing to do is when you get pulled over is not to be black.

[endoftheworldman]

officer dick HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[rmatrem]

it's funny because he's smaller than a normal person

[ItsDisEasy]

@rmatrem nnoooooo shit :O

[rmatrem]

@ItsDisEasy it's funny because I pointed out the obvious, thanks for playing.

[braniacc]

Isn't that Wee Man from Jackass?

[KlubKaukawana]

haha officer Dick! Go Klub Kaukawana!

[200twistatwista]

Best thing to be when pulled over is white if you are not you will be likely to be target to police brutality lol

[ethan0kaplan]

I'm using number 4 next time....

[trxrice]

did your wife complain your penis is to small again?

[12bymax]

Baby or migit

[MrAwsomekid4]

There after me charms!

[dontcareboutname1]

i bet he couldnt get into the big boys car so they had to use the roll around car

[TheSpy4life]

Migits are so fucking cool.

[mrsuperbafrango]

@TheSpy4life agreed!

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

Cuntjuice

[FallenRev2]

"hey piggy piggy piggy"

[inception951]

Dragnet into!

[VisualBasicRules]

i swear to drunk im not god!

[kent417vandyck]

Sorry officer my dick was caught in my zipper.

[Gooberwalla]

Stupido!

[Xellos357]

0:24 you lost all credibility when you spelled "announcement" "anouncment". fucking dumbass retards!!

[LARPDuDe]

Whats the officer problem?

[walaha80]

i hate midgets

[zzzhuh]

#1

"Sorry sir I was listening to Rebecca Black."

[wonderturtle1000]

how many speling eras could their bee in that list?

[SuperCracksmoke]

village people one is definitly gettin used next time im pulled over

[capnhands]

When I was in the hospital in a wheel chair and some cops where in the hall I'd roll by and say ''And thats how you hide cocaine in your wheel chair so the cops don't find it.''

Or I'd cross my eyes and say ''Whoa man, that medical marijuana the doctor gave me really packs a punch.''

[Primetimeseminoles]

@capnhands XD

[UrbanMusicListener99]

lol



[TheLightNight1]

I nostalgiad

[MegaSlushy]

@twin1010101010 LOL your a 40 year old virgin hunched over behind his computer right now being a cyber warrior because he is depressed over his child hood so he has to take it out on other people. Seriously, you didn't even understand that simple few sentences i wrote, you're like 'I'm all confused QQ' LOL. And what do you mean i cant spell? Neither can you LOL, nevertheless you dont even know what Criticize means. You're a fucking dumbbass.

[MegaSlushy]

@twin1010101010 You call me a retard yet you do not know common English? Such a shame...

[MegaSlushy]

@twin1010101010 Well guess who is looking like a fucking TOOL now? Its criticize. Also Google criticize you obviously do not know what it means. Also why i did do as you say 'critize' is because their there to help and protect you, their the reasons the streets are much safer them and our troops. Have some respect.

[MegaSlushy]

@twin1010101010 No your worthless.

[therealdealzone]

@twin1010101010 yes. worthless. the dudes who stand between you and every fucking criminal around you are worthless.

[xbearcanrockx]

@therealdealzone I don't need to dig into your past/present to figure out that you're just mad because you did messed up things and you didn't wanna fess up (even when you had every single piece of evidence nailed to your head) you kept denying and lying your ass off and at that point. more than likely, the more jail time you're getting so it wasn't worth it on your part. I don't know what joy, thrill or benefit you got from that?

So that got you ass raped in bitch prison

[arroyooscar]

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[JettaJ1]

lmao

[masteryoda955]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[theyourmumifyer]

I once heard that a drunk guy was pulled over and the talk went like this,

Officer: Hello do u know wat u did wrong back there?

Drunk Guy: Umm i had crack

Officer: Thats not wat i was thinking of, but please show me the crack.

So the guy gets out of the car and the officer says "Get back in your car"

The drunk guy says "im showin ya the crack.

So the drunk guy pulls down his pants and bends over,

"Here's my crack officer!"

THAT IS A TRUE STORY

[xptunes]

@theyourmumifyer HAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH

[xbearcanrockx]

@theyourmumifyer cept the "I had crack" doesn't make sense with the situation... shouldn't it be "because I have crack"

but that's just stupid and gross!

[theyourmumifyer]

@xbearcanrockx Well, thats what he said so i'm not going to change the story... :)

[xbearcanrockx]

@theyourmumifyer Is it a midget in this video? He's soo adorable :P

[Shaftsus]

what seems to be the officer problem?

[johncisney15]

The number one thing NEVER to say to a cop(even if it's true) is, "I'm wasting MY taxes on YOUR salary!" lol

[fabianfonzie]

here is an other one:

is that a 9mm? haha thats nothing compared with my magnum!!

[SilentTrama]

lol I was going to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead lol I like that one

[eSeSx0opy13]

WTF

[The615LOVE]

Officer: "Good evening sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Dumbass: "Just so you know officer, if you smell marijuana, it wasn't me..."

[theriguy95]

i swear to drunk im not god

[progmetalrules11]

hey its a midget :P

[Rocketryman]

That car is gigantic!

[1111Davo1]

lame

[MatthewGraybosch]

I was hoping for something serious. This is worthless.

[sithguns]

fack and gay

[alexgao814]

now in gta if you pull over the cops will kill you

[sludged08]

thats a short dick

[johncisney15]

@sludged08  lol. Nice pun.

[Shendersonification]

2 is funny

[Hoschi0913]

i take one of those full cavity searches .....LMAO ROFL

[MultiNicki123]

0:01

[reeding]

they misspelled announcement in the beginning

[masmddds]

Jesus. This was a really, really, really, REALLY f-ing stupid video.

[Macedon51]

hahahahahahaha................­......

[nfscars1]

Officer Dick OMFG!

[kkburnout]

that was the most reatarded thing i've ever seen

[thepokerclinic]

Public Service Anouncment? "ANNOUNCEMENT" DUMBASS!

[dsotrod]

@thepokerclinic god i hope you dont breed

[yefferest]

is that guy a real cop,

if not is typical american humour

[jlaboss1]

Number 2 is one of the best one's

[soccerdog139]

hahahahahaha I LOVED NUMBER 2 LOL LMFAO

[invent1337]

Fuck The Police

[abelrado123]

NOTHING. is funnier than a midget on a big wheel

[Elsi1986]

bull shit

[HIMrazorbladeromance]

you got that off a t-shrt

[bananaship17]

LOL hahaha little bike LOL

[deejaipeace]

lol gay, i lice ur trikey! lol short ass person tho

[karkraz]

lol learn to spell please.

[ErodeKID]

really not funny . . damn

[juglovin1925]

The funniest part was the midgit!

[smikules]

yep, this was horrible.

[megadaniel25]

DUMB

[emmasalzma]

lol gay