Bill Burr on Letterman

[thekhai]

This censor version sucks. Bill managed to slip the word "shit" in there but still lame.

[4ckman]

Whats with "New York: The Greatest City in the World?"

I hate when people say that gay ass shit... What a bunch of conceited assholes! Have you been to every city in the world?

[4ckman]

@BNicodemo its not funny, its arrogant, no one likes that guy. That guy globally is America (The Greatest country in the world). It is embarrassing, especially when America is flushing itself down the toilet...humility is a good virtue... so shut up already

[4ckman]

@BNicodemo An abutment? Really? You're so clever. Don't get mad at me because you lost your job at the factory.

[ski4life19]

@BNicodemo You did a semester in 1999... which means ur at least 30 years old, and your still fight about what country is better ? Grow up kid.

@4ckman Don't bitch about the USA cause without them WE would be nothing. 70% of our exports go to the USA, which means we would be poor as fuck without them.

@ BothOfYouRetards You know both of you are just embarrassing your respective countries ?Stop bitching about who is better and watch the godamn video.

[thedogduncan]

fake, phoney shit. bill is way better than this....

[peeta1224]

This was funny, but when I think the uncensored version is much funnier "..Alright, Paul is still f&*#ing..." --- very funny guy

[Restayvien]

@peeta1224

Just...fucking SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!

[sukcmdyick]

AHAHHAAAAAAAAA

[xXGodsEnemyXx]

love how the audience clapped when they were supposed to laugh... and i ve seen this act by him before when has allowed to cuss and its way more funny... also bill looks like some evil movie chracter in that suit lmao...

[em129836]

@xXGodsEnemyXx haha no shit man. But to be fair I'd be brain-dead and sleepy too when Bill got on after 40 nonstop minutes of Letterman lol

[daninjaj13]

Letterman's crowd always seems fake...like they are all really bad actors.

[bigstabby]

The thing about Bill Burr is he can tap into everyones inner-psycho and make you laugh at it. We all think this stuff, when he says it, it's like "holy shit I'm not the only one who hates that shit".lol

[visduke]

Weird hearing him say "damn". Burr is to awesome for Vanilla TV. For my sake I hope he never gets it the break where he goes vanilla, but for his sake I hope he does.

[asinine81]

i have saw a lot of bill burr shit that states "The crowd isnt that good" but all of it still gets great thumbs up. This guy is the best

[drjimmy73]

"If you want blood, You Got It!" Must of been the one and only time the band played this song. I'm sure Bill must of requested it.

[dggd]

The best comic out here!! I love him...he hits the nail on the head in all situations.

Brilliant guy! Carlin and Pryor would be proud

[RCTPatriot75]

They have that permanent look of horror because they have spent 9 decades putting up with a woman's bullshit.

[iiMTH3DAMNDUD3]

is it just me or does he KINDA looks like pitbull with that suit on? #LOL

[Wil7684]

He is way funnier when he can curse!

[EatYourChimp]

I love how the audience is clapping and agreeing about the kids and population problem, when in fact he is directly adressing THEM!!

[chocomamma81]

He replaced the F word with like!

[doomsy]

JUST NIBBLIN, JUST NIBBLIN.

[Bulldog76center]

this crowd is pissing me off.

[slytown]

Bill is the only comedian talking about how we have too many people in this country. We should have tax breaks for not having kids.

[envixelvirtuoso]

@slytown a lot of Doug Stanhope's stuff is about population control too

[noochterror]

@slytown 100% agreed lol

[Rockforce80]

Ahhh that crowd man, JEEEZE

[webgeek6]

This guy makes Andrew Dice Clay seem funny.

[RAYZE1ER]

Popeye's is better than Kfc because they have spicy chicken! Yum Yum

[justrich120]

terrible crowd...

[RhinierZ]

Classic Burr. He doesn't just write jokes and tell the audience where to laugh. He writes detailed, intricate routines and the audience must gel with him and feel his flow or they'll never get it.

[moomoochacoo]

crowd was dead wtf im crying my eyes out

[RemBot2000]

@moomoochacoo Because the people who watch saturday night live have terrible sense's of humor.

[MrKillerDuckful]

a lil bit of a dead crowd im like dying in a lecture over here, trying to hold my laugh in

[scottnsuzs]

we need to start doing that to people that have too many kids.

[fat420tokes]

he looks like billy corgan

[LeLimeLine]

Best comedian alive.

[BlakeTahoe]

i had sex with a raccoon

[NamelessMC]

He knows more than he puts off, but he just doesn't glorify it and he only uses what he knows will give him good material.

[JessPk212]

"Stop making that guy." LOL.

[keithgarry]

IT IS GRAVY!

[Rolin900]

it because he cant say fuck hes not as on his game he doesnt seem in his own skin if you get what im saying some of these jokes dont seem right cus we are used to hearing him say fuck or shit .

[nbasuperstar23]

i don't understand why the crowd is so quiet

[unchained1978]

Burr's ideal demographic is completely different than Letterman's so this humor is probably too radical for them.

[joementum5]

bill burr hilariously advocating eugenics and the vanilla letterman crowd is not sure how to take it

[Hostile]

I love Burr, he's identifiable because he's angry and uninformed, and unlike 99% of us idiots, HE'S the one who actually voices his concerns.

[htezerdi]

hes not uninformed. he actually reads books. look up:

O&A vs Bill Burr 1 of 2, here on youtube (no its not mine)

[Hostile]

@htezerdi Dude, listen to his podcast, he goes on and on about how dumb he is. The dude knows sports trivia, how to negotiate with customer service helplines and not much else. I still love him, but it's just the truth of who he is, and I identify because I think it's true for so many of us that we're not as smart as we feel we should be.

[XxJoIKeIRxX]

I enjoy his stand ups so much because I actually think like he does. Some of the shit he says is so true.

[avesrule]

@XxJoIKeIRxX Agreed, and he has such a natural delivery. I think that the funniest acts are the ones that not only deal with everyday topics, but are also conveyed by those not trying too hard to be funny.

[Restayvien]

@XxJoIKeIRxX

"I was fuckin thinkin it and you fuckin said it..."

[rentashoo]

Maan alot of this material is from why do I do this? also....

[Dreamerx47]

hes good

but he has to get MEAN

like George Carlin mean like

"you are all diseased" mean

hell even lewis black mean

[thatbastardson]

nah. suttelty wins everytime. driving shit into people = very short career.

[PepeLeWunderkind]

Is it gravy?

[boladepapelaluminio]

THIS GUY HAS MASSIVE BALLS

[JoshuaMLB]

you've seen them?

[thatbastardson]

hell yes

[DOitTOtheCROWD]

It's funny to hear the "PG" side of Bill Burr. I went to his show recently in San Fran. and met him afterwards. Really cool dude.

[cannabL1sS]

do you listen to the bill burr podcast?

[yofatface]

this guy is brilliant .

[TBrockton]

Bill Burr is the best. He says it like it is. Who couldn't love this guy?

[dmdiamond220]

i think he prefers it

[clickswitchh]

why is he bald ?

[porsche944turbs]

i met bill burr, one of the most down to earth dudes ive met, and hes hilarious lol

[servoboogie]

brilliant!!!

[HelioSunshinePanda]

He looks like Billy Corgan

[MadayTwentySeven]

if billy corgan had red hair ... and normal teeth

[videolover61]

5:59 is mr cool and mr UNCOOL!

Bill Burr is so real, and fabulous...

Letterman is cool....NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pointdan]

Letterman is an ass

[dfoster00]

can anyone tellme where to find the joke where he was on the train and th guy had his girl by the neck?????? cant find it

[evilfish2000]

think it is some show on comedy channel

[eerie87]

its from emotionally unavailable

[noiserrr]

haha stop makin that guy

[NewDarkAges13]

shoot him in the face hahahaha

[airmaxjoe]

Just shoot em in the face

My favorite part!!!! I use that line all the time. ya have to say it loud for full effect

and "jus nibblin,jus nibblin"

[Fenian420]

He memorized his entire skit.. he's done that in a stand up before.. was better in the other one too...

Funny fucking guy though, he and I think alike...

[kalden99]

Thats fairly common with alot of comedians going on Letterman since they have to avoid dropping any F-bombs if they have any hope of coming back on the show.

But agreed, the real act is much better and the flow is better to.

[TBrockton]

This guy is a comic genius. I saw his stand-up act on Comedy Central and he was hilarious!!!! I look forward to seeing him live when he comes around. He's the man!

[JeffTheDude777]

lol. that audience is lame as hell. This is funny stuff.

[videolover61]

I like when Bill does his "woman voice"...really a silly dude...funny as all get out!

[CaliforniaRIP90210]

that makes me lol all the time... lol

[JapeUK]

so glad I just stumbled across Burr, he's amazing. His bit about having psycho thoughts but not carrying them out is genius. Love how he's allowed to talk about forced sterilisation for a generation but not about running down a small crowd of people in a car.

[WKaliber1]

very underrated

Burr has a brilliant comedic timing

[zjg5001]

William Burr is god.

[chowchow3000]

could not agree more.

[myth1c]

sux he has to hold back.. when he goes off hes fucking FUNNY lol

[rhcprxbandits]

pitty clap at 3:06

[mozart20dlubos]

Why's he using his weakest material in these letterman appearances ??

[NjMurphy245]

the censors probably told him too cut all the good stuff outta his act cause of the way he talks.

[doomsy]

@NjMurphy245 He really Let it go in Let it go lol. that's the real bill burr.

[katkal3]

im the best man, i deed it.

[jakedonk]

Cuz is IT MAN!! God is he funny.

[WKaliber1]

Bill Burr signed me an autograph in Miami International

[corvetteman3]

OMG CONGRATS!!!!!

[WKaliber1]

fuck you too

[mrdude999]

fuck you man, have some respect.

[mundawgs]

great stuff. someone should restrain idiot from multiplying, or it will end up like idiocracy.

[heavymentalskillet]

i know i see stuff that reminds me of that movie all the time funny ass movie and bill burr is off the hook

[tohu126]

stop making that guy!omg! he's soo good!

[skullbonesgoat]

This guy is brilliant!  I saw him kill it live at the Hong Kong in Harvard Square in 2004. Wicked Nice!!!!

[pillarsofserpents]

Bill is one of the most intelligent comedians out there today!

[nohollaback]

Yay! I've been looking for this! I clapped like a crazy person in my own living room when I heard this bit.

[camillececere]

Dude, ONE question...

WHAT bet did you lose?

If the baldness is not charity related, it should be - how about a charity for hair transplant or a really good rug for you... YIKES! You used to be sooo cute!

[nohollaback]

You really think rugs are better than bald heads? Does that mean combovers turn you on, too? Guys, don't listen! Rugs, plugs, combovers = UGLY. Shave it off.

[screwuguysgoinghome]

bill looks like lex luther now. not a good look for him. but still, hysterical as always.

[klarkbar]

I don't like the way they're shooting him, I like it better the way they were doing it before: closer and waist up.

[stephdemar21]

dude where is your hair?

[sliq1]

well he's losing hair but still funny