Louis CK on Comic Relief 2006 UNCUT

[marijumanji]

Look at the humourless cunt at 3:45

[jenniferhaj]

120 people like to suck a bag of dicks

[judikerr]

such disturbing material

[bahhhmeran]

He hoed out Robin Williams at the end...

[PkersWork]

Jesus this was great, laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

[BassFIow]

Its cool seeing these jokes, and then seeing these jokes perfected on his special.

[hnbsniper]

Shut the fuck up about dane cook.

[robhartjr1993]

Actually Dane Cook is pretty funny, and Louis CK even thinks so. The whole joke stealing thing was a small speed bump. Hating on Cook saying he isnt funny is stupid. He is funny. Louis CK is just ten times funny-er. Simple math.

[Sublime99skill]

Its always difficult when you aren't playing to your own crowd.

Louis had balls to go out and do 6 minutes to this Comic Relief crowd, i'm just saying it could have been worse for him because the majority of the audience in that place aren't used to good comedians.

[mikedelgado8888]

hahaha lol

[xxTaKe2xx]

I know everybody will think this is just an attentionwhore comment but i LITERALLY have no idea who Dane Cook is...

[Bainer55]

@xxTaKe2xx just type him into youtube

[jestman5]

Like this if Dance Cook is fucking irrelevant.

[jmooallem]

Who gives a shit about Dane Cook. Go suck a bag of dicks.

[ServeTheBeaver]

Why are the top two comments...nevermind. Sigh :[

[mystikall89]

@ServeTheBeaver now yours is one of the top comments and i'll never know why you typed what you did

[ServeTheBeaver]

@mystikall89 Dammit! It was three months ago and I don't remember. This is gonna bug me...

[ServeTheBeaver]

@mystikall89 Oh! They were both about Dane Cook. I remember now.

[mystikall89]

@ServeTheBeaver why thank you :) haha

[Fit4erS]

240p... We meet again !

[torment3d]

@Fit4erS you're so good at copying other people's comments, well done!

[jah0480]

seriously, dane cook blows so stop bringing his lame $#@ up

[thedottedlion]

Hey AceStrife, suck a bag of dicks if you please.

[SuburbanMenace]

Dane Cook is actually Louis CK's nephew...

[2mew]

@SuburbanMenace Suck a bag of dicks.



[BarlowEnter]

@SuburbanMenace Hey you, suck a bag of DICKS. (rolling my windows up. Driving away, not wanting to get torn away and out of the car). Shut up, I bet that's what happened. That could be. why not? Is he a loser as big as I am at the moment? Did he sucked the bag of dicks? It's interesting to me...

And it's amazing to me, so he now has some idea, and just...SUCKAAAA! SUCKKKKKAAAA!!! Get the word out from the fucking windshield. That motherfucker.

[1970WasntAllBad]

LOL but i love blowin my husband! Almost as much as we love Louis - that n-word is funny!

[AceStrife]

I don't see how any of this is funny.. I ended up skipping through the video after the 2 minute mark to find out if he stopped talking about dicks, but nope, never did.

Maybe I'm too mature for the jokes, but honestly, I just can't see how anyone could laugh from them.

[quedasobravo]

@AceStrife Yeah, you're too mature for Louis CK, how enlightened of you... Are you serious? Most of Louis CK's material revolves around him being 40 and hating it and his relationship with his wife and kids - how juvenile indeed...

[princesseStha]

@AceStrife Not to disrespect you, but to skip all the "eww" and "yucky" stuff about dicks and not hearing him out to understand his comedy, you seem to be the immature one. You are not as open-minded to find humor in this segment. Louis CK is just too rough around the edges for you. He's an exceptional critical thinker and speaker, and thank goodness for his insanely comical gift, he can share that with the rest of us and make us laugh hysterically. Check his other standup out~

[AceStrife]

@princesseStha I've seen his other stuff, but I didn't make it clear in my comment (was in the back of my mind though). He can be funny with his jokes, and I've laughed to quite a few of them.

However, this whole sketch seems to be about 'dicks', and nothing else (again, skipped through video after the 2 minute mark, so pardon me). I didn't find it funny, and the audience barely found it funny.

[LipsOGonnaghan]

That play-on band is a bag of dicks.

[applecrumping33]

throw the used ones in a bowl like eda-mame(beans) shells.., hahaha!!

[puffykilled2pac]

I'm said he got divorced, my favorite jokes of his were always about him and his wife

[ther3volver]

Man, this audience is... weird... Even makes me feel awkward as I'm watching the damn video...

[ThePyroNympho]

@ther3volver how?

[NatandGeorge]

The correllary would be "lick a box of cunts"?

[bouldercreekin]

@NatandGeorge I prefer "eat a box of cunts"

[SHlTTER]

@bouldercreekin they come in barrels surely you knew

[JasonsWoods]

Greatest comedian of all time. Period. If you disagree, then suck a bag of dicks.

[yzwme586]

@JasonsWoods George Carlin is the greatest. Louis CK is my #2

[JasonsWoods]

@yzwme586 Ah, good point lol. I haven't listened to Carlin in a long-ass time xD

[shamanthVohra]

watching this video youtube is suggesting a bunch of louis ck stand up clips and right at the top "Top 10 hottest comic book girls"... I don't have a point I just thought that was curious....maybe to balance out all the talk about dick sucking?

[jhiller21]

Good god this audience sucks. Louis is throwing his A shit at them and getting nothing.

The life of a stand-up is tough

[bdgalli100]

I love you Louie.

[Castigar2000]

Hell, at this point he can just lean out the window and go, "I'M LOUIS CK MOTHERFUCKER!" and you'd just let him cut you off because you're not him.

[ninjaXchameleon]

This is the lamest audience ever. Louis not really into it either, which is understandable with this audience....

[tubesurfer89]

Louis (SU) CK (a bag of dicks)

[klassikkougar]

@theboss4996 I'm just putting this out there, Larry the cable guy used to be a normal comic, realized the only way to make money is to tell poop jokes, as you say "relatable" jokes. He took on a "redneck" persona, Now he has millions of dollars for being useless, while comics who tell actually funny jokes barely scrape by. But hey different strokes for different folks right?

[CelestinaSkytheria]

I wanna bang his mouth!!!

[aim2plz89]

the last 2 minutes and 45 seconds are freaky to me, reminds me of my ex, the begrudging handjob is the beginning of the end lol louis is divorced now isnt he lol

[tiarnan76]

ahh shit it ended just as he was about to start telling some jokes...i presume. Just another morally defunct "comedian" feeding juvenile inanities to an intellectually redundant society. Bill Hicks your sorely missed.

[chitowndude13]

@tiarnan76 Wrong video. Have you tried typing "Larry the Cable Guy"?

[tiarnan76]

@chitowndude13 haha ;)

[madefortv2]

@tiarnan76 Go suck a back of dicks. you pretentious,irrelevant "person". what have you ever done for society. It only took three sentences for me to hate every fiber of your being.

[tiarnan76]

@madefortv2 At least you can count, that puts you in the top 5 of your nations percentile. Well done my man, well done.

[madefortv2]

@tiarnan76 sorry. been a few days. anyway. I get that you think your better than everyone, and you think people really want to hear about your uninteresting and sadistic way of looking at the world,and throwin all those nice big words in your comment really makes you fell like an intellectual, but please stop, Just stop.

[tiarnan76]

@madefortv2 Apology accepted.

[xa1a]

@theboss4996 Aww muffin.

[nissanelement43]

@theboss4996 Jesus fucking Christ. By saying this, you've caused me to hate you so fucking much that my emotion defaulted into liking you. You piece of shit. You must be joking. Larry the cable guy? I can't take that dumb hick seriously and with that name. twice as bad. I was watching one of his specials and the only thing that caused laughter for me was when I recalled when your mother fisted my ass and I shitted on her knuckles. That was 4 minutes into it and then I turned off the fucking TV

[nissanelement43]

@theboss4996 You're sick and perverted trash. You inbred piece of swine scum. My foreskin has a better sense of humor than you do

[Garen1234]

116 people don't have a sense of humor!

[hkdharmon]

Baguettes! 

[Sp0rtsFan2008]

one of the best comedians alive today

[AussiesSuck1]

TERRIBLE AND PATHETIC. I CANT BELIEVE SUCH STUFF GOES DOWN IN THE WORLD

[creepychris11]

You all need your hearing checked. The crowd is big and far from his mic but they are laughing through the entire clip.

[xxxScrewFlandersxxx]

this crowd should suck a bag of dicks.

[Labyrinthman]

what a shitty crowd

[xxxScrewFlandersxxx]

wow worst crowd everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrr

[SidMute]

@xxxScrewFlandersxxx That's why I don't get up there. Silence.....uggh...

[enaksound]

The crowd laughed the hardest at the sickest joke hahahaha

[thatoneguyzachm]

1. George Carlin

2. Brian Regan

3. Chris Rock

4. Dane Cook

5. Louis CK

[Dopethrone42]

at the beginning why does Robin Williams not say anything, but just grunts loudly

[jimfu1130]

115 people can suck a bag of dicks

[Michaeljacksonvidful]

louie CK is fucking hysterical, Dane Cook is fucking hysterical, the majority of ppl commenting on this video aren't even comics, and are just floating through life like noobs, Both Louie & Dane have worked hard for years and become famous and well repected. & btw it's a fucking FAD to hate on Dane cooke. you Loosers.

[Michaeljacksonvidful]

@Michaeljacksonvidful cook*

[dedpxl]

I've just watched 3 louis CK vids and all of them mentioned sucking dick.

[BarbadosSlim100]

@dedpxl

that's only the tip of the dick sucking iceberg

[givemesomeheadho]

@dedpxl i've just saw 1 dedpxl comment, and i want to voment...fuck you.

[ShookOnesTO]

Since when was Dane Cook a comedic god? That we always have to compare him to everyone.

[Inferno41]

I think my favorite part of this vid is actually the next speaker laughing his ass off while coming on stage. That's the sign of a good comedian: when he/she cracks up other comedians when they're trying to keep their game faces on.

[Erniefive]

What. The. Fuck?

How can an intelligent guy like Louis CK attract such a load of fucking unabashed stupidity?

[damuero]

not very subtle

[TheBaschtl]

tough crowd

[Jasonlittlex]

So why does the Jewish Louis CK feel free to attack Whites for their "privilege" and yet he never ever attacks Jews for their privilege (which is substantially higher than that of Whites in the US). Why? Well hypocrisy and hate along with his pursuit of self-interest. Louis knows that in show business it is career ending to seriously speak of Jewish power, influence or privilege, but you may engage in attacks on Whites all day long - in fact you are rewarded for it

[miloandot]

@Jasonlittlex OMG shut up.

[LtGeyserShitdick]

@Jasonlittlex

First of all, LOL.

Second of all, CK is Irish Catholic on his mother's side and Hungarian-Mexican on his father's side.

Third of all go fuck yourself you fat white crybaby.

[billmillertx]

@LtGeyserShitdick  Louis is a mix of Jewish and White. Do you call Jews that complain about abuses crybabies? An overwhelming number of the power positions in the US are held by Jews. Goldman Sachs is virtually a Jewish organization as are many Wall Street firms. Almost half of the White students at Harvard are Jewish. The overwhelming majority of power positions in the media are held by Jews, with almost every Hollywood studio run by someone Jewish.

[LtGeyserShitdick]

@billmillertx

If the abuses they were complaining about were as nonexistent as the ones you think you're suffering from, then yes, I would call them crybabies.

But yeah man, total bummer that there aren't more fat midwestern white supremacists like you running movie studios.

[billmillertx]

@LtGeyserShitdick Don't you see the irony and ignorance of your statement? Can't you see the hatred in your own mind? You attack an entire group of people with an ethnic slur (Whites) and you think it is fine. You are the very example of the bigotry and small mindedness you superficially oppose. Jews are spearheading an attack on Whites in almost every area of the culture and yet you defend them and attack Whites.

[GhandiLovesPorn]

@Jasonlittlex AHAHAAHAH what a retard. Louis C.K. was born in mexico city, to spanish & irish parents. hes not Jewish & you sir are a fucking retard.

[JazzyJonas]

I saw Louis one time and my friend asked me why I wasn't laughing. I was actually laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!

[svendiamond]

crowd sucks as usual... are crowds dumber than regular individual TV viewers?

[DiaLaeT]

@svendiamond crowd mentality always reduces to the lowest common denominator. it just is.

[alamandrax]

You sir, are a god among men.

[THEoBANANAoBIRD]

DANE COOK IS THE FUCKING MAN

[maxergud]

@THEoBANANAoBIRD at sucking

[terrybrass]

Dane Cook is a Rapist and a Pedofile! (there, that should get alot of comments...)

[SHlTTER]

who cares about dane cook

[jdelgadosegovia]

and thats why he's divorced now lmao

[JesusFingeredBabies]

Fuckin Dane Cook. All he does is move around like a spaz for his routines.

IF YOU HATE DANE COOK then you'll love this video from Anthony Jeselnik- youtube search "Anthony Jeselnik Dane Cook impression".

And if you love CK then just look up Anthony Jeselnik as you'll love his comedy as well my friends ;-)

[iChesus]

the 'suck a bag of dicks' bit reminds me so much of george carlin's style... but ck puts his own awesome twist on it. carlin would be proud

[russel4141]

"insert negative statement about dane cook"

[backwoodsninja]

There are some strange youtube troll battles. There's Dane Cook comments on Louis CK vids, Bill Hicks comments on Denis Leary vids, GWAR comments on Lordi vids, and Justin Bieber comments on just about every damn thing.

[LocoGroove]

@backwoodsninja What can I say? Bored nerds are trolling. it is what it is...deal with it :|

[jek21]

Will you idiots shut up about Dane Cook?

[garyabernethy2]

Enough about Dane Cook, THIS IS A LOUIS CK VIDEO!

[McSiphilis]

@garyabernethy2 I know. It's ironic how everyone complains about how unoriginal and unfunny Dane Cook is, but their comments are even more unoriginal and unfunny.

[crappyMCcrapperson]

@McSiphilis more unfunny than dane cook? surely you jest

[PeePeeSprinkles]

Dane Cook is like Justin Bieber. Every asshole likes to diss him in every video he's not in.

[itsMattydud3]

the crowd isnt into it because he told the jokes in his special which was right before that

[MagnumRoyalty]

ahahah fuck it i'm getting one more before i call the police

[Fendertastic]

I would be the happiest man on earth if I had the secret knowledge that I created this joke.

[HannahSolMusic]

they were probably just all comedied out by then

[shyboy04]

this crowd sucks.

[ACDC392333]

This crowd is not very into it

[judet2006]

112 people can suck a bag of dicks

[leave12]

Fuck niggers. 

[lukaskaetano]

GENIUS, FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS

[SADFACE1000]

dane cook is just as good!

[Retardo800]

@SADFACE1000

faggot

[SADFACE1000]

@Retardo800 thank you for your comment. Sincerely, your faggot 

[swassbruh]

@SADFACE1000 he's good as what, a faggot?

[SADFACE1000]

@swassbruh 2 faggots.

[swassbruh]

@SADFACE1000 as good as SHIT

[SADFACE1000]

@swassbruh very creative....

[swassbruh]

@SADFACE1000 hehehe troll sitting at his computer waiting to talk to someone, very awesome in of itself. anyway they call me so creative and funny i should be shitting limericks. but that's ok, just go back to watching your favourite overrated comedian... even if he's a more terrible hack than carlos mencia.

[SADFACE1000]

@swassbruh I have been called many things on youtube such as: dickwad, cock gobbler, nut scratcher and thunder cunt, but never a troll. You should understand that I am only sharing my opinion with the youtube community and do not understand why you have to be so offensive.

[swassbruh]

@SADFACE1000 don't worry man, i love you... like a bullet loves flesh >:D

seriously it doesn't matter what people say to you over youtube... it's the damn internet and everyones' opinion stinks no matter how legit it may sound. opinions spread like disease because we feel like it's our right to change the world for good or bad, but the reality however is that the world changes you. I could literally sit here all day preaching but it's +2 C outside and that's t shirt weather for these parts lmao.

[itsMattydud3]

@SADFACE1000 anyone can be good if they steal other peoples jokes and add loud repetitive screaming to them...and yes this is in reference to dane cook

[jimmymack94]

Dane Cook can suck a bag of dicks

[fadcdrake]

@Lunatic4ever you're a cunt...BITCH!!!

[Lunatic4ever]

@fadcdrake

and you are a cunt of a bitch

[NicosMind]

im guessing this didnt get aired

[wulffeld]

Several minutes of "bag of dicks". This is just fucking unfunny.

[donkeykong8u]

pretty sure everyone in the audience is thinking "i can watch this at home and not have to pay"

[CJLinton]

@Lunatic4ever She'll be laughing her tits off at your attempts at spelling.

[Lunatic4ever]

@CJLinton

Just because you spend hours to check the grammar in your commen that no one but me is going to read... doesn't mean I'm obliged to do it too...bitch

[pissinintheyard]

@Lunatic4ever That's undoubtedly a racist, white-hating person...she'll be doing backflips in the aisle when the black comedians are on stage.

I've been to a number of these events that present both white and black entertainers. The entire time the white artists perform, many (not all) of the negro audience members will just sit there stoically, or rudely talking between themselves, and refusing to applaud at the end. Then they go berserk when the blacks perform.

Funny and childish. LOL!

[salsburysteakjr]

@pissinintheyard You're about the most awkward racist ever.

[pissinintheyard]

@salsburysteakjr Your ilk needs to come up with a new name to call people who speak obvious truths you still pretend don't exist. "Racist" has been re-defined and diluted so many times it means absolutely nothing now. Sorry, pal.

[DR000]

@pissinintheyard

That's because those kinds of black people (niggers) can't understand complex jokes unless they are simple and are about how the white man keeps the black man down.

[analbeadsish]

@DR000 your tiny white dick is showing

[DR000]

@analbeadsish

And your tiny nigger brain is showing. PS. I'm not white.

Just stop being a fucking ignorant idiot who thinks being intelligent is "white". Get an education you fuckin' bastards, being an uneducated retard isn't cool.

[SarahMofOMB]

@stop08it right...shes probably thinking "damn...hes right...and now i'm probably going to have to blow the date that brought me to this show"

or "maaaan, i forgot to order that chest of drawers i wanted from ikea before i came here...bummerrrr"

[themredweirdoshow]

Louis CK is the best all around comic I've seen in the last decade. His show Lucky Louie was 10 times better than anything else on the idioy box, so naturally it got yanked - and not in a good way.

[Qber4life]

Haha suck a bag of dicks to you too

[tonilala8]

"the four year old is wherever she goes all day."

lmfao

[Crotchlaser]

was this before we had buttons to roll down the windows with?

[warriorcybok]

not that funny...just crude. delivery not that good

[TheConnord12]

@warriorcybok delivery is a cheap way for comics to pull a joke off A.K.A dane cook. his jokes suck ass, he just has good delivery. louis ck's jokes are fucking great!

[Konraden]

"she might as well be dead."

Good news Louis, there's a lively necrophilia community in South Houston.

[nilbud]

@purplestingertwist That's not her bag old chap.

[choad45]

Hey, fuck you, I pay the rent, I'll shit on her bed if I want to. Let me have a hand-job!

[brandonleiner]

i like how none of the hispanic audience members were laughing. maybe they were waiting for carlos mencia or a george lopez type.

[MissMarie84]

Hilarious!

If I were up there and made Robin Williams crack up - it would be one of the greatest moments ever - screw the audience. Making a hilarious person laugh - priceless and unforgettable. :)

[Cherrypoppins18]

Robin williams was laughing his ass off lol

[skatepunk217]

FUCKING AWESOME. i could not stop laughing my ass off.

[Thicite]

lol, his material is awesome, unfortunate that the crowd sucked ass :(

[desiredoceania]

Everyone in this audience needs to suck a bag of dicks.

[EskilIsDaShit]

@shwan152 Overrated? Has anyone said a good word about that guy?

[1Commodus1]

just feels sad he divorced

[alokin49]

omg i was dying of laughter and shaking my screen at how funny that was honestly. fuck the crowd this guy is the funniest comedian by a mile

[CoolerKing37]

Although the audience was a bit prudish, I'm glad the network didn't tell the comics to soften their material.

[karmuppet]

louis has no shame. a entire routine devoid to dicks.

[karmuppet]

@karmuppet no devoid but devoted to.

@karmuppet and thank god for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!