"Nine goddesses, there were in Greece - of music, art, and rhyming piece! Now, tell me quick and answer true: what name called they, this magic crew?"
Hard? Are you fucking serious? Either Noah never saw Disney's Hercules (it educates us of the Muses in the first ten seconds, and they hold a consistent role throughout the movie), or he looks a shitload older than he actually is. C'MON, Spoony! Hercules burnt that useless factoid into my fucking brain, and YOU don't remember from your teens?!
@RyleyAshford Hercules came out in '97 and probably didn't come out on VHS until '98. Knightmare ran from the late 80s to the mid-90s at the very latest.
A bit of trivia for everyone. The Dungeon Master was played by Hugo Myatt and he also voice acted the role of The Guild Master in the original PC/Xbox fantasy-rpg game Fable.
I love you for this. I really, really do. I mean, I loved you already, but you completely won me over with this. I LOVED Knightmare as a kid (Only nine years ago - I watched the repeats on UKTV Gold), and this is so nostalgic for me
This video has made my whole life<3 I adore this show, but the contestants were ridiculously stupid sometimes! Still, makes me proud to be British with awful shows like this:D
WHY is there no "love" button on this video? I used to get up every morning at 6:30am and sit in front of the TV to wait for Knightmare to come on at 7am. That was when I was 10, only 5 years ago. WHYYYYYYYYY DID UKTV GOLD HAVE TO DIEEEEE? I miss Knightmare... I miss Doctor Who Omnibus...
The few times I saw Knightmare completed, the teams tended to consist of highly intelligent super-geeks, who probably spent all their time playing D&D, were led by a bespectacled genius and who had devised an elaborate instruction and directional system for the purpose. To win, you just had to not be an idiot.
I was just about to correct that Knightmare was aired not on the BBC, but on ITV, until I saw the caption correcting it, but I'm still posting it seeing as it is such an elementary mistake to make, since ITV produced/aired all the best children's programmes at that time. Most BBC programmes were very immature even for youngsters.
@Goldendriger young kid I assume? This was such an amazing show i was a little kid when it was on TV but it was awesome. best thing on TV along with gamesmaster back then.
knightmare was Awasom only 5 channels in Britain back then so us kids got a damn good dose of it i tells thee,,,intresting to hear that it was broadcast over yankee doodle seas, yeeehahahaha an excellent review excellent i say...they really should bring it back for the new generation but with real traps.
HANG ON A MINUTE AT 1:57 or so you say "the cheapest, dumbest hand drawn effects" thats a bit harsh, it was twenty years ago and a childrens program! This show was the best.
Is it just me or if you listen closely you can hear the zelda theme (I noticed it while he was talking about the children being used to enter the dungeon)
in my country we had a special show in Hannukah (yes I'm jewish) that had action, ridlers and in the end you go to a dark room and for 10 minutes you can collect almost all prizes. the show was awesome and it even had a storyline that made me enjoy even more
@Querty1995: It was. It rocked. 90% of the kids failed; there'd be maybe one winner per season. Sometimes you'd get three teams nailed in one show; if they lasted two shows, they were doing well. The only break they ever got was if the season ended while they were still playing; then they'd get a fast-forward to the end. Otherwise; one strike and you're out. It ran for seven years; it's great that any Americans have heard of it at all.
@LaceNeilSinger if he wasnt a hobbit what was he then? and yeah i know deagol found it before he killed him for it i remember reading there are 3 groups of hobbits stoors,Fallohides,Harfoots
@LordAzanko In the books, Gandalf says that Gollum's race were "like hobbits"; that seems to suggest that they weren't. But they were similar; in the way that leopards and lions ar similar and have many of the same characteristics but are different races.
@LaceNeilSinger No smeagol WAS a hobbit as he dwelt on the banks of the Anduin which tolkien clearly describes as the geographical origin of the halflings, over which they later migrated, journeying over the MistyMts. into Bree. Later, with the permission of the Numenorean king Tar-something or other who at that point ruled Arnor from Fornost (as well as ruling Gondor) they crossed the Baranduin (Brandywine), finally coming to dwell in what later became known as the Shire.
Later when the witch-king came to inhabit the Mts. of Angmar, he drove the Dunedain out of Fornost with his forces and the realm of arnor was lost to Men (excepting Bree) And as a millenium passed, the hobbits, having poor literary traditions only retained the dimmest recollection of their origins on the banks of the Great River and did not particularly cherish the study of their own ancient history. Hobbits only dated events going back to the colonisation of the Shire. (Shire-reckoning)
From a time when enemy's were flat and squishy, long behold the infintile quest to right wrong's... Bethesda would shit in there pants if they witnessed.... KNIGHTMARE
The "magic of childhood" is lost a lot today. Kids these days want instant gratification, have no memory and always want the next thing. I think years ago people used their imaginations more, and that made everyone more different. Even the music, they don't make 'em like they used to. What's the equivalent to that these days? What's the equivalent to BlockBusters? X-Factor? Kids these days are getting so much crap force-fed to them they don't know what their missing. Shows are now about hosts.
LOOOOL, I can't believe you did a review on knightmare! I used to LOVE this show as a wee child, I remember legging it home from school to watch it. :D
@CoHScrapper I saw a rerun episode of Nick Arcade. They actually played Kick Master for points, and the kid lost because he could barely figure out how to kick, only to punch.
Killer: "Name the killer in Friday the 13th." *gets it wrong*
Casey: "Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!"
Killer: "Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer."
Yeah, common sence (if you read the book) says Spoony had the correct answer.
One of my favourite childhood shows, ever. Believe me, we kids growing up in the UK got just as frustrated as you did over the stupid decisions some teams made. Did you ever see the episode where someone on the team told their Dungeoneer to sidestep left into a GAPING HOLE? Classic moment. But the difficulty level was what made us love it so much: if you won Knightmare that was a real achievement.
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#1 why the hell is an american doing a british tv show that he was not in, #2 Why did he say BBC when CLEEEEAAAAARRRLLYY it was on CITV, #3 and, is it me, or is he dissin' the ONLY reason why british tv was worth watchin' GO BACK TO NYC!!!!
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for some reason i don't like the idea of some dickhead american reviewing or giving comentary on our classic, vintage british childhood shows , what relevence or importance is his irrelevant review ? he wasn't there or apart of that era or from the same country , so shove your shit commentary.
This is a funny funny review of the show. I was a kid when the programme first aired and I loved it. Looking at the graphics of the show restropectively doesn't really do it justice as although it looks naff today, it was actually quite advanced tech for the day and there was nothing like it around. I would love to see what they could do with this show with todays advances. FINGERS CROSSED :-)
I'll pop in to be the trillionth person to point out that it was an ITV show and not a BBC show and add that the BBC do make a programme called Raven which is as close to Knightmare: The Next Generarion as you're going to get...
...a programme that I watch as a grown man of 32...
great review spoony i fuckin loved this show but a few things always got me like if a team was doing really well but the series was coming to a end the adventure would just end and they wouldnt be allowed to continue in the new series instead they would have a new team that would start
also because it was like a video game i always wanted to see the later levels but because the teams was full of retards we only ever saw the same parts of the dungeons week in week out
it wasn't the BBC. Anglia television made it in collaboration with Broadsword. My brother was in the first episode and my other brother did the graphics/bluescreen years later. Made in Norwich england!
Unfortunately I never grew up with knightmare. But I did grow up with video and arcade top ten, which is a badass show it was like electronic playground, but with PRIZES! Like board games and electronic watches! Aw... the ninties...
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Loved Knightmare, however this "comedial" look at it is really dumbed down and to anyone watching who never saw it at the time they'd cast it off as something with poor graphics and obviously Treguard is some sort of paedophile.
"Kids", or children as they used to be known were a lot smarter than the ones of today...so maybe they could answer something on Greek Mythology.
The fact that the presenter said "BBC" says it all. Awful review of a great programme...please delete this video! :)
This was the absolute highlight of my friday nights when I was a kid, it was cutting edge in its day! used to come on after astro-farm on CITV :D I believe this show went on until about 1995 then just dissapeared WTF. Treguard your a pimping LEDGEND BRING THE GODDAMNED SHOW BACK!!!
can someone explain granitas? i dont get it....
frozenkiller7 3 days ago
Didn't I see the Helmet of Justice in Skyrim a lot lately?
MrBuch169169 5 days ago
Great to see Spoony back. The Internet wasn't as much fun or as likeable without him for some of 2011.
Numinous20111 1 week ago
Awesome
chubbypencil 1 month ago
This is a funny review, nice job
leonzchannelz 1 month ago
"Nine goddesses, there were in Greece - of music, art, and rhyming piece! Now, tell me quick and answer true: what name called they, this magic crew?"
Hard? Are you fucking serious? Either Noah never saw Disney's Hercules (it educates us of the Muses in the first ten seconds, and they hold a consistent role throughout the movie), or he looks a shitload older than he actually is. C'MON, Spoony! Hercules burnt that useless factoid into my fucking brain, and YOU don't remember from your teens?!
RyleyAshford 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@RyleyAshford This show aired before Disney's Hercules.
palacioalex 2 weeks ago
@RyleyAshford Hercules came out in '97 and probably didn't come out on VHS until '98. Knightmare ran from the late 80s to the mid-90s at the very latest.
Danbotology 1 week ago
This show aired on ITV/STV, not BBC. It was amazingly awesome though! :)
ajbinto 2 months ago
3:11 looks like kid cudi with a perm
Souljah16 2 months ago
I thought Smeagol was the name of a dragon or orc or something....wow.
k24601 3 months ago
OMG... Its duncan from dragon age origins.
SebastHoch21 3 months ago
oooooooooooo NASTYYY :P
MrHEC381991 4 months ago
Dear God that clip from Final Destination 2 is fucking disturbing. I mean, the guy got crushed into pieces by a window panel!!
UltimateAnimeGamer 4 months ago
@UltimateAnimeGamer that was pretty funny
HeadMetalDrummer 3 months ago
A bit of trivia for everyone. The Dungeon Master was played by Hugo Myatt and he also voice acted the role of The Guild Master in the original PC/Xbox fantasy-rpg game Fable.
TheBlackWhirlwind 4 months ago
Aha more childhood memories, the advert for Bruces price is right XD
7:52
Andyp12 5 months ago
Oh god I actually remember watching this. Now I wish I could forget it again....CURSE THEE!!!!
Andyp12 5 months ago
I love you for this. I really, really do. I mean, I loved you already, but you completely won me over with this. I LOVED Knightmare as a kid (Only nine years ago - I watched the repeats on UKTV Gold), and this is so nostalgic for me
Vamp61616 5 months ago
Treguard better than Dragon Strike's Dragon Master? Aw, Spoony, say it ain't so...
Kooshmeister3 6 months ago
2:33 Pay a while, play forever. Do you think that is a play on speech from Impossible Mission on the C64, stay a while stay forever?
StRoRo 6 months ago
It was NOT on the BBC. It was on ITV evry Friday 4.40 loved that show bring it back
jaysnipes1 6 months ago
The kid reminds me of ico.
BeastlyGamer32 6 months ago
you can really tell spoony wanted like hell to have participated in this show
felphero 7 months ago
This video has made my whole life<3 I adore this show, but the contestants were ridiculously stupid sometimes! Still, makes me proud to be British with awful shows like this:D
witchywoman2008 7 months ago
Can I hear the Zelda theme in the back ground?
ClaytonPoweredup 7 months ago
@ClaytonPoweredup I hear it too.
shikagrey 6 months ago
@shikagrey So I'm not crazy...?
ClaytonPoweredup 6 months ago
@ClaytonPoweredup You could be but you weren't the only one hearing it.
shikagrey 6 months ago
This was an amazing show, I used to wake up and watch this so early in the morning
WeebWeebLtd 7 months ago
WHY is there no "love" button on this video? I used to get up every morning at 6:30am and sit in front of the TV to wait for Knightmare to come on at 7am. That was when I was 10, only 5 years ago. WHYYYYYYYYY DID UKTV GOLD HAVE TO DIEEEEE? I miss Knightmare... I miss Doctor Who Omnibus...
Vamp61616 7 months ago
The few times I saw Knightmare completed, the teams tended to consist of highly intelligent super-geeks, who probably spent all their time playing D&D, were led by a bespectacled genius and who had devised an elaborate instruction and directional system for the purpose. To win, you just had to not be an idiot.
UncleFeedle 8 months ago
Knightmare was an ITV programme, not a BBC programme.
markanthonyquested 8 months ago
Knightmare was by far the best children's programme ever created.
TheBlackWhirlwind 8 months ago
I was just about to correct that Knightmare was aired not on the BBC, but on ITV, until I saw the caption correcting it, but I'm still posting it seeing as it is such an elementary mistake to make, since ITV produced/aired all the best children's programmes at that time. Most BBC programmes were very immature even for youngsters.
TheBlackWhirlwind 8 months ago
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TheBlackWhirlwind 8 months ago
6:30 would have if he just screamed out BOOOOOM HEADSHOT
StabbingBogan 8 months ago
Was that the Zelda theme in the Background?! I listened really closely and I think it is! O_o
Finalfantasyfreakout 9 months ago 15
@Finalfantasyfreakout i agree
jere3416 6 months ago
@Finalfantasyfreakout @ 1:08 I know it's "Army Of Darkness." XD
NodDisciple1 4 months ago
@Finalfantasyfreakout maybe i spidge of he man though :/
zane272 1 month ago
I would defo watch this if they updated it today..they should I dont see why it wouldnt be a success.
dageezerboi 9 months ago
@dageezerboi I also want to see them brign back that ruins explorer one they had on Nickelodian with the Teal Gecko team and so forth.?
WhiteTiger225 8 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 I dont remember that, dont think i saw it..
dageezerboi 8 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 Legends of the hidden temple! best show ever. no teal geckos though... Orange iguanas!
rudishboy 8 months ago
Weird im british and ive never even heard of Knightmare...
Goldendriger 9 months ago
@Goldendriger young kid I assume? This was such an amazing show i was a little kid when it was on TV but it was awesome. best thing on TV along with gamesmaster back then.
dageezerboi 9 months ago
@dageezerboi Actually not, im like 20 =/ i guess i just never ran into it
Goldendriger 9 months ago
knightmare was Awasom only 5 channels in Britain back then so us kids got a damn good dose of it i tells thee,,,intresting to hear that it was broadcast over yankee doodle seas, yeeehahahaha an excellent review excellent i say...they really should bring it back for the new generation but with real traps.
dave00dance 9 months ago 5
@dave00dance
They could easily bring it back and use the guy who played the gatekeeper in atmosfear, pretty similar to treguard and sinister.
wesker100000000 8 months ago
@dave00dance There were only 4 channels when this first aired.
No Channel 5 until 1997.
ajbinto 2 months ago
HANG ON A MINUTE AT 1:57 or so you say "the cheapest, dumbest hand drawn effects" thats a bit harsh, it was twenty years ago and a childrens program! This show was the best.
SimonPeterColeman 10 months ago
Ooooohhh... Chuunkkkkyyy.....ಠ_ಠ
dpnbvideos 10 months ago
That wall was cool! Bilbo Baggins WIN!!
RockyBalboa211 10 months ago
@SpoonyOne: quite an entertaining documentary till you started swearing
symphonyfantastic 10 months ago
@symphonyfantastic Well thats Spoony's style, deal with it or stfu
Goldendriger 9 months ago
@symphonyfantastic then it became awesome. =D
ThePierrekirbyfanboy 9 months ago
WAIT!
Deagol was not a hobbit. They were hobbit-like, but not covered in the prologue on hobbit history.
All right.
MrBuch169169 10 months ago
Waaaaaait a minute. Stop the video, people. Hang on.
Knightmare was on ITV, not the BBC. I remember 'cos there were adverts.
Carry on.
MrBuch169169 10 months ago
@ 3:11
"...Really, Treguard? Really?"
Kainlarsen 11 months ago
oh man! i miss knightmare they should bring this back :)
beermonsterXP 11 months ago
Excellent review, really enjoyed it
RussWWFC 11 months ago
3:10 "u have got 2 be kidding me" LOLZ =D
thesilversupporter 11 months ago
Is it just me or if you listen closely you can hear the zelda theme (I noticed it while he was talking about the children being used to enter the dungeon)
megasupermatt 1 year ago
is da music in da background from the legend ov zelda???
thesilversupporter 1 year ago
brilliant ! :)
BADREMIX1OO 1 year ago
You thought they died with those terrible effects? XD
TeenageNintendoGamer 1 year ago
Amazing programme bk in the day. I used to think that the contestants actually died lol.
TheMrAdax 1 year ago
Two tips you missed; these were occasionally mentioned "rules" of the dungeon:
1) if in doubt, choose the right-hand door. The left-hand door almost always leads to a room full of fire or something equally "oooh... naaasty!"
2) Never take a weapon. Three items on the table, one of them's a crossbow? Take the other two; weapons were *always* useless red-herrings.
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
Smeagol & Deagol weren't Hobbits; they were "related" to Hobbits, they were just Hobbitish, a bit Hobbity; they weren't actually Hobbits.
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
What is that movie at 6:47 ?
samscuba1104 1 year ago
@samscuba1104 final destination
uberari 1 year ago
in my country we had a special show in Hannukah (yes I'm jewish) that had action, ridlers and in the end you go to a dark room and for 10 minutes you can collect almost all prizes. the show was awesome and it even had a storyline that made me enjoy even more
kutvn 1 year ago
That looks like so much fun to watch!
Querty1995 1 year ago
@Querty1995: It was. It rocked. 90% of the kids failed; there'd be maybe one winner per season. Sometimes you'd get three teams nailed in one show; if they lasted two shows, they were doing well. The only break they ever got was if the season ended while they were still playing; then they'd get a fast-forward to the end. Otherwise; one strike and you're out. It ran for seven years; it's great that any Americans have heard of it at all.
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
Btw, Smeagol wasn't a hobbit; he was one of the riverfolk, which were like hobbits but not hobbits.
Yes I am a geek, thanks for asking!
LaceNeilSinger 1 year ago 13
@LaceNeilSinger smeagol was a hobbit he was a stoor who lived near gladden fields where he found the ring
LordAzanko 6 months ago
@LordAzanko No, he wasn't a hobbit. He was like a hobbit, yes, but a different breed. Teach your grandmother; I read the books loads of times.
Oh yeah, and he didn't exactly find the ring; he murdered Deagol to get it.
LaceNeilSinger 6 months ago
@LaceNeilSinger if he wasnt a hobbit what was he then? and yeah i know deagol found it before he killed him for it i remember reading there are 3 groups of hobbits stoors,Fallohides,Harfoots
LordAzanko 6 months ago
@LordAzanko In the books, Gandalf says that Gollum's race were "like hobbits"; that seems to suggest that they weren't. But they were similar; in the way that leopards and lions ar similar and have many of the same characteristics but are different races.
LaceNeilSinger 6 months ago
@LaceNeilSinger actually he WAS a hobbit, as mentioned in bilbo baggin's memoir, there and back again.
smeagol was just corrupted by The 1 Ring.......and grew about 500 years old.
p.s. I'M a geek, ya bespectacled arse.
jk
jere3416 6 months ago
@jere3416 Just going by the books; I just thought that "like a hobbit" was a bit obscure; saying "was a hobbit" would have worked better.
Anyway; awaiting the film of "The Hobbit" so I can bitch about it and nitpick with the other geeks. XD
LaceNeilSinger 6 months ago
@LaceNeilSinger man, now that you mention it..... how long has that movie been in production?
i mean, the game came out years ago already.
jere3416 6 months ago
@jere3416 I think they finally decided to bring it out this year. It's been stuck in development hell forever, it seems.
LaceNeilSinger 6 months ago
@LaceNeilSinger No smeagol WAS a hobbit as he dwelt on the banks of the Anduin which tolkien clearly describes as the geographical origin of the halflings, over which they later migrated, journeying over the MistyMts. into Bree. Later, with the permission of the Numenorean king Tar-something or other who at that point ruled Arnor from Fornost (as well as ruling Gondor) they crossed the Baranduin (Brandywine), finally coming to dwell in what later became known as the Shire.
1squeamishneophyte 3 months ago
Later when the witch-king came to inhabit the Mts. of Angmar, he drove the Dunedain out of Fornost with his forces and the realm of arnor was lost to Men (excepting Bree) And as a millenium passed, the hobbits, having poor literary traditions only retained the dimmest recollection of their origins on the banks of the Great River and did not particularly cherish the study of their own ancient history. Hobbits only dated events going back to the colonisation of the Shire. (Shire-reckoning)
1squeamishneophyte 3 months ago
This show was so epic.
LaceNeilSinger 1 year ago
FANCIED HIM !!
iloveyouhunny 1 year ago
the opening music sounds like deathstalker
silentzombie161 1 year ago
Sweet , at 3:03 in thats me back in 87 - old skool...
akrasta 1 year ago
Is that the zelda theme playing in the background?
Sac077 1 year ago
From a time when enemy's were flat and squishy, long behold the infintile quest to right wrong's... Bethesda would shit in there pants if they witnessed.... KNIGHTMARE
ConfusedConsoleGuy 1 year ago
this show was amazing!!!!!!
roadrulesstar 1 year ago
It was ITV not bbc
hyderpotter 1 year ago
@antonyhamill rly?
MrTriggerFingerMagoo 1 year ago
lol
tozz88 1 year ago
I loved this show when I was a kid. All hail the dungeon master! The show was broadcast on Itv not bbc. Great review
electronicmessiah 1 year ago
What was the movie where the kid got crushed by a falling glass thing?
TheRealBurninator 1 year ago
@TheRealBurninator Final Destination. Which one, I have no idea.
DanielL5583 1 year ago
@TheRealBurninator it was final destination 2
roadrulesstar 1 year ago
Respond to this video... Why do I hear the legend of zelda them at 3:20? lol
chrizz1500 1 year ago
The mindless threat of the mechanical warrior.
stevebritgimp 1 year ago
Like for Gooey and sticky endings
GIDZMARSH 1 year ago
BULLSHIT! READ THE BOOK YOU STUPID WALL. LOL
Muzzer1984 1 year ago
Ooooh, Nasty!
machinimafan77 1 year ago
Haha, your British accent is worse than Dick Van Dyke's = D
azz1844 1 year ago
what's the song from 0.55-1.41? Spoony uses is all the time!
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
This was my favourite show as a kid. Everyone I knew wanted to be on it.
Leviskardsen 1 year ago
ooooooo.. naaasty
FOFL
deathtoallbutmetal2 1 year ago
Granitas? I dun get it.
rubino83 1 year ago
@rubino83 Granite arse
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
It wasn't on the BBC it was on ITV?
benny01253 1 year ago
And lol at the guy @ 2:43
JCVDFan1 1 year ago
Oooooooooh, nassssssss-teeeeeeea!
Uuuggh, that's nassssteaaa!
Nas-teaaaa!
JCVDFan1 1 year ago
...uuuuuuhg nnnnasty. Cracks me up.
Eg1s 1 year ago
was that the theme music from Evil dead????
lebowski7336 1 year ago
i was nearly sick i laughed so much. naaasty.... thank you thank you.
MiceHellHillPips 1 year ago
hey spoony, do you have the link for the hellfirecomms version of this? Not that i dont love this ne its just i havent seen it in a while xD
TheStewieGriffinFan 1 year ago
The "magic of childhood" is lost a lot today. Kids these days want instant gratification, have no memory and always want the next thing. I think years ago people used their imaginations more, and that made everyone more different. Even the music, they don't make 'em like they used to. What's the equivalent to that these days? What's the equivalent to BlockBusters? X-Factor? Kids these days are getting so much crap force-fed to them they don't know what their missing. Shows are now about hosts.
macflyfilm 1 year ago 3
@macflyfilm same with the videogame industry..kinda sad
dageezerboi 9 months ago
Where the hell did you discover knightmare? Did they show it in the U.S.?
antonyhamill 1 year ago
I was on knightmare, and I won one of them scrolls. When i got it home and opened it it said "You are a geek, signed :Treguard"
antonyhamill 1 year ago 42
@antonyhamill I did that too, and my scroll was just a photo of him screwing my mum....
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia Your Ma as well? Treguard is a player.
antonyhamill 1 year ago
@antonyhamill Dude, you're lucky to have been on this awesome show!
PhantosTheHedgehog 8 months ago
AAAHH!!!! spinning skull with eyes! spinning skull with eyes! the source of all my childhood nightmares has returned! make it go away!!!
Raedan23 1 year ago
LOOOOL, I can't believe you did a review on knightmare! I used to LOVE this show as a wee child, I remember legging it home from school to watch it. :D
BritishBlue1 1 year ago
Ooh.......nasty......
gamehazard101 1 year ago
Oh shit! It just thought of old school games.
Anyone remember:
Fun House (Hosted by J.D, Roth)
Video Power
Finders Keepers
Nick Arcade
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Didn't Video Power or Nick Arcade have a segment where they revealed a "Cheat Code" for a game council or was there another one that did that?...
CoHScrapper 1 year ago
@CoHScrapper I saw a rerun episode of Nick Arcade. They actually played Kick Master for points, and the kid lost because he could barely figure out how to kick, only to punch.
Skinr54 1 year ago
LMAO 4:54 This riddle reminded me of "Scream"
Killer: "Name the killer in Friday the 13th." *gets it wrong*
Casey: "Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!"
Killer: "Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer."
Yeah, common sence (if you read the book) says Spoony had the correct answer.
CoHScrapper 1 year ago
One of my favourite childhood shows, ever. Believe me, we kids growing up in the UK got just as frustrated as you did over the stupid decisions some teams made. Did you ever see the episode where someone on the team told their Dungeoneer to sidestep left into a GAPING HOLE? Classic moment. But the difficulty level was what made us love it so much: if you won Knightmare that was a real achievement.
MsStarsea 1 year ago
ooooo nasty..
KarinMikazuki 1 year ago 4
DID ANYONE NOTICE THE ZELDA SCORE?
sonicgenius01 1 year ago
Not being funny but Us Brits have never had anything as good as knightmare and It finished when I was 7/8
They also picked kids who were rich or clever to go on this show...
You can say the dumb ones are the rich kids ha
DarkDolly 1 year ago 4
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#1 why the hell is an american doing a british tv show that he was not in, #2 Why did he say BBC when CLEEEEAAAAARRRLLYY it was on CITV, #3 and, is it me, or is he dissin' the ONLY reason why british tv was worth watchin' GO BACK TO NYC!!!!
ryanoasis1 1 year ago
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for some reason i don't like the idea of some dickhead american reviewing or giving comentary on our classic, vintage british childhood shows , what relevence or importance is his irrelevant review ? he wasn't there or apart of that era or from the same country , so shove your shit commentary.
cujo9 1 year ago
*Takes a deep breath* Ahhhhh, I love the smell of intolerant assholes in the morning!
WhiteTiger225 1 year ago 8
knightmare was freaking awesome
m0gdred 1 year ago 28
Nice t-shirt.
NaujZurcLeicam 1 year ago
This is a funny funny review of the show. I was a kid when the programme first aired and I loved it. Looking at the graphics of the show restropectively doesn't really do it justice as although it looks naff today, it was actually quite advanced tech for the day and there was nothing like it around. I would love to see what they could do with this show with todays advances. FINGERS CROSSED :-)
TOVEYC1 1 year ago
funny vid
dougbarrett619 1 year ago
Ooh, Nasty.
umk23 1 year ago
"Yes don the helmet of justice, then put thy hand in this bowl of eye balls!"
TomMSTie 2 years ago
@xtcsydney
Granitas = Granite Arse.
lordtau 2 years ago
I'll pop in to be the trillionth person to point out that it was an ITV show and not a BBC show and add that the BBC do make a programme called Raven which is as close to Knightmare: The Next Generarion as you're going to get...
...a programme that I watch as a grown man of 32...
GeoNeilUK 2 years ago
great review spoony i fuckin loved this show but a few things always got me like if a team was doing really well but the series was coming to a end the adventure would just end and they wouldnt be allowed to continue in the new series instead they would have a new team that would start
also because it was like a video game i always wanted to see the later levels but because the teams was full of retards we only ever saw the same parts of the dungeons week in week out
bobbydog29 2 years ago
Nice... I will say though watch the last team in season 7. Barry is the legendary dungeoneer.
Planetwatts 2 years ago
burt hehehe
911028em 2 years ago
...granitas?
i don't get it...someone explain plz!
xtcsydney 2 years ago 3
Because sounda like granite ARSE ! :-p
dylandior123 1 year ago
@dylandior123
woooooooooooow lol
xtcsydney 1 year ago
No need for sarcasm lol
:-p
dylandior123 1 year ago
@dylandior123
o,o
it wasnt sarcasm.
i said was cause i was like i didnt noticed it sounded like ass.
sorry :)
xtcsydney 1 year ago
It's very difficult to understand clearly just by writing words.
I wasn't being serious. That's why I also said "...lol :-p".
I
dylandior123 1 year ago
Nasty!
GazzyW007 2 years ago
it wasn't the BBC. Anglia television made it in collaboration with Broadsword. My brother was in the first episode and my other brother did the graphics/bluescreen years later. Made in Norwich england!
thetasigma42 2 years ago
next> bruce's price is right
nice to see you, to see you NICE
UltraPic 2 years ago 2
Unfortunately I never grew up with knightmare. But I did grow up with video and arcade top ten, which is a badass show it was like electronic playground, but with PRIZES! Like board games and electronic watches! Aw... the ninties...
Dudinator123 2 years ago
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I've seen these videos before, but this time I actually fell asleep watching the first one.
Probably because I was tired and lying on my bed but still :D
LufsyLurqy 2 years ago
What's tip 3?! I can't see!
...oh, part 2. :P
Mezurya 2 years ago
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wow this is the definition of so bad its good lol awsum
TheUrbanwerewolf 2 years ago
FYI, I called it a game to farce the lack of knowledge of it XD
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
got to love the kid's expression at 3:11.
what a great concept. I would have loved the show as a kid.
aaaaaaaaooooooo 2 years ago
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Sorry i have to agree here - its less of a review and more of a mockery with harsh words and silly mistakes.
The graphics for the time it was made were pretty good I thought.
Maybe someone who was born in England and watched it while it was first shown should review it as a comparison? :)
WhiteKnight402 2 years ago
great video, I used to watch this as a kid. This brought back great memories. Oh, and that saturnspeak guy has no taste so ignore that idiot.
bowstead 2 years ago 2
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Loved Knightmare, however this "comedial" look at it is really dumbed down and to anyone watching who never saw it at the time they'd cast it off as something with poor graphics and obviously Treguard is some sort of paedophile.
"Kids", or children as they used to be known were a lot smarter than the ones of today...so maybe they could answer something on Greek Mythology.
The fact that the presenter said "BBC" says it all. Awful review of a great programme...please delete this video! :)
saturnspeak 2 years ago
Yes, it is obviously a great game, and that is why many still play it tod-OH WAIT! They don't, because it sucked :p
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
Cool story, bro.
neon6 2 years ago
@neon6
Relevance - That meme has little.
xxHazyShadowsxx 2 years ago
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You fail at internet. Your internet will be confiscated. Make no attempts to resist. Resistance is futile.
melandor0 2 years ago
This was the absolute highlight of my friday nights when I was a kid, it was cutting edge in its day! used to come on after astro-farm on CITV :D I believe this show went on until about 1995 then just dissapeared WTF. Treguard your a pimping LEDGEND BRING THE GODDAMNED SHOW BACK!!!
scopeh2006 2 years ago 3
Zelda theme, awesome.
toonadict 2 years ago
"Hahaha, That kid is dead as shit!" That line was pretty win
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago
Spoony, I love you! But ...this has probably been mentioned already, it was actually broadcast on Children's ITV here in the UK.
Sorry to nit pick. I do love your videos, though. The phantasmagoria 2 videos are hilarious! :D
dylandior123 2 years ago
I just read your video annotation. Forgive me.
dylandior123 2 years ago 2
My brother and I grew up watching this. They don't make things like they used to.
dylandior123 2 years ago
am i just imagining it, or is music from "Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past"
Playing throughout?
BurningToDeth 2 years ago
"BAM! Lightning bolt to the fucking head. Hahahahahaa, that kid is dead as shi!" lolz good one
Omglolleri 2 years ago