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  • the what is chip? isnt he white? or is he huh?? asian?

  • How about space flight, aeronuatics, sunthetics, automobiles, the fucking radio, alternating current, and pretty much everything!

  • You should make a video just about her eyebrows!

  • this is racist

  • @goddamnkids75 your racist

  • HOT SHOWER HOT SHOWER!

  • I'm glad I'm white. 

  • @raptors11111 me too

  • yeah they seem proud of beige when they go tanning

  • Thank you for putting up a perfect example of what the Jews mean by "Goy"

  • The Causians are the Gog and Magog tribes in Caucasia . They infiltrated East EUROP AND West Europ and they make corruption in this world since they dominate United-nations and USA

  • @sajokal20 can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid.

  • @sajokal20 your retarded

  • i miss this....

  • @zacman76 ROFL! What kind of school do you go to??

  • im white and i can dance!

  • Every day is white day ;)

  • IT'S YOUR TIME ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that is some good satire.

  • Awesome!

    The awkwardness & tension was beautifully acted out.

    Great writing, & excellent sketch idea.

  • it was the ;late 90s.... nuf said

  • rofl 1:41

  • These 10 lost tribes called themselves "caucasians" after traveling over the Caucases Mts. Sadly, most don't even know their true heritage, calling themselves "gentiles". Even worse, the seedline of Cain (1st murderer) often claims to be the royal tribe of Judah, but are liars (See Revelation 2:9 and 3:9). Christians need to become familiar with the key of David if they expect to escape the confusion of these end times.

  • Many caucasians are ignorant of their true heritage. Many historians wonder what happen to the 10 lost tribes of Israel.

    History documents that these 10 lost tribes were taken captive by Assyria. Later, they migrated over the Caucases Mountains, settling Europe. From there, these anglo -saxons (saxon = Issac's son's) came to North America. The Christian nations of the world today are where you will find the dispersion of these 10 "lost tribes".

  • Chip is the man.

    Also, Quinn and Colby aren't white, they're orange. What's up with the makeup, guys?

  • caucassion awarenes day is everyday!

  • @Cenotaph205 Cascausian: Of or relating to the Caucasus. I wish people were more aware of the history and the beautiful culture of the caucasus. Most people in my country doesn't even know the biggest part of my history from the last 100 years.

  • hahhaahahahhhahahahah..funny as hell

  • lame.

  • how about my meat day lol..... I cant watch this shit, it;s sad........

  • this are not caucasian ,..... Azeri's Armenians and georgians are caucasian

  • chechens are cauasians these ar just gentiles

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  • "Will someone get these crackers away from the microphone"

    -devon eating crackers-

    lol

  • THIS IS NOT UR DAY!!! LMAO!

  • i still dont get it what is caucasian can anyone specificaly tell me?

  • google can

  • white people.

  • lol. Its the general term for people with low amounts of pigment in their skin, due to ancestry in regions far from the equator. Or, in lamens terms, us "white" people.

    This was a pretty fun sketch that puts it in perspective. I mean, can we really call it equality if not all cultures get represented?

  • it means white person or persons "causasian male"

  • Caucasian pride! from germany and ireland.

  • my school has alot of native americans and hispanics... and they are allowed to show their races' pride through t-shirts, and other types of clothing... so I did an expirement and took a white t-shirt plain and a marker and wrote "Caucasian Pride" right on the front of it... and I got 3 hours of detention.... what the holy jesus fuck?

  • that sucks

  • That's awesome man. Please get that on tape, this shit where white are the only people who are racist is dumb as fuck because it's so not true.

  • @frox2k7 your so right man.

  • @zacman76 lol, holy jesus fuck indeed..who the fuck has caucasian pride lol

  • @FrozenKsalt well...they do rule the world so...theres that

  • @zacman76 that comment was fucking hilarious

  • I don't really think it was funny, but then it was also reffering a group of people i could fall under, so yeah.

  • beige flags?! lol

  • bla bla bla

  • great idea.. but idk i couldnt laugh... just idk maybe ill watch again later...

  • man this is fuckin lovely! =D

  • its cause i have a meteorology degree isnt it

  • i think every race should have a day...

  • or none of them

  • The whole problem. . . . is that there is no such thing as race in the first place. Back in the 1800's a bunch of European "scientists" got it into their heads to classify people according to all kinds of weird measurements like brow size, ear lobe length and garbage like that. But it was really all to "prove" that whiter skinned people were genetically superior to others. Now we know--from DNA research--that us humans have been "mixing it up" for so long that you can't separate us into races.

  • Well we all originated in Africa... Now we separate culture, color and language...

  • Ummm... yeah we are. I watched a documentary on it in AP Bio. This scientist traced the origins of mankind to Africa then retraced the steps of the ancestors of many cultures. White people are white because we became cave dwellers and had little exposure to sunlight, black people stayed black because they were in the sun, Native Americans are related to Mongolians, and africans were actually the first to inhabit Australia... or something like that... if I can find the title I'll post it.

  • Fine by me. But if science is just an opinion, don't call someone a dumbass for having one.

  • The human race most likely originated in Africa and spread out from there.

    Where did I learn this? I have a college degree in biological anthropology.

  • Your talking about Eugenics, which is true that it's a newer (created within the last hundred-ish years) concept, but the concept of race is as old as time.

    However, it is true that biology does not really support the idea of race. There is more diversity within races than between them.

  • What is white? What is Caucasian? Iranian, Afgans are they white, are they caucasian?

    Is there some kind of racial line between Spain and Marocco? No. Religion has nothing to with race.

    Caucasian is used, becouse there was idea that "whites people" came from Caucasus mountains. It allthough has no scientific base at all.

  • DUDE!!! That's wayyyyyy too much to get all theological over!! It's just a joke!

  • It is creepy how Americans use word "Caucasian" no you are not Caucasiasns, you are not even white, you are pink Anglo Saxons, get on with it.

  • CockAsian awareness day

    I say CockAsian because we have a very similar skin tone to Asians only we have bigger cocks..

  • Or... ur the same color as asian cocks... which makes you a dick

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  • that one dude with the blonde hair and glasses resembles the "Adoring Fan" from Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion.

  • hahaha, "the white flight."

  • Every day I am aware of Caucasians!!lol

  • wow... just... wow.

  • in soviet russia, cracker eat you! (rimshot)

  • at first I was like :|

    then, I loled

  • i just love poykpac, and the videos are for there entertainment, and ours its funny, but i am kinda wondering when were going to have a holiday, lol.

  • @FligglePlop: This is offensive to black people? So, what does that make Black History Month?

    This isn't meant to offend anyone. It's a comedy. If you are being offended, then you should probably pull the stick out of your ass.

  • I'M JOKING YOU JAGOFF

  • ANYBODY who read that comment that you wrote wouldnt think you were "kidding"- you clearly weren't "kidding" and after you realized you were being a fuckin asshole, you tried to say you were "joking"- Fool

  • "my friends call me lou" lol! you must like the satanic racist soundboard calls! XD

  • LOL, watch the Michael Richards (Kramer) being racist video then you'll get it

  • krabzmel; so not necessary. obviously the whole thing's a joke.

    Which; is the funniest thing I have seen since Toy Cack by Dr. Tran. "Well, everyday I'm aware of Caucasians".

  • >_> that was the whole point of the story.. making fun of the "caucasian awareness day"

  • I need my own personal rimshot button.

  • its called a sphincter

  • lol

  • This is hilarious! The news local news cast is so corny. "Who says white man can't thump" lol The Swelltime Jamperee. "I can't think with these crakers in the microphone"... lol

  • Great video! I loved it. I've noticed people who are always crying "racism" are actually the racists.

  • loving the white flight joke!

  • I thought it was funny until the list of inventions, which made me think of the actual inventions.

  • Leave it to everyone to turn this into a debate thread on slavery and racism. This only proves Poykpac was correct in making this video in the first place.

  • Why is episode 1 the only one on IFC right now. I need to get some laughs!

  • must be site maintenance. :(

  • he said raving not raping

  • No I said raping.

    -Taige

  • maggies character is kinda annoying

  • lol that was some good shit

  • such a peaceful day, no raping....

  • funny as HELL!!!

  • I wish I could say I laughed once. Maybe it's time to call Dave......

    RIGHT ON GET IT GO!!!!

    DAVE WAS THE FUNNIEST GUY YOU HAD.

  • I didn't even know there was a caucasian awareness day!

  • Obviously a 'caucasian awareness day' awareness day is needed.

  • You guys are so weird! I love it! LOL

  • Jealous eh ?

  • dude calm down show sum respect they didnt say any thing negative and its comedy so shut the fuck or run into a knife k

  • ur the reason why people think us black people cant take a joke, coz thats what this is... a joke, calm down family.

  • The point of the episode was... It's a good thing white people don't have their own day, because if they did, they'd be total a-holes about it.

  • I'm not the one in need of education here buddy

  • yeah you too buddy, and while you're at it, be sure to make english your top priority.

  • I sense a troll...

  • Palin actually attended 5 colleges in 6 years.... not sure how good of a "collage education" she received at any of those, however - I still bet she wields a mean gluestick.

  • ...And someone like you Linsteadite probably doesn't even know any white people in a friendly way. Much less an American. So just go back and tune out again like you lefty Brits usually do when it's not an American election year.

  • Vjuggalo, I have a White Grandfather but neither Obama or myself have the luxury of your perpetual white privilege awareness day celebrations.

  • Oh, i'm so sorry for offending you. Having a white grandfather makes you that much more educated!

    I apologize for my perpetual white privilege day celebrations (that don't exist) and when i find the benefits of it i'll think of you, your people and how much guilt i'm supposed to feel just because of my skin color!

    Then i feel i've done good to appease mindless racists like yourself. F%$# that, none of us on the right feel guilty for something we were never a part of.

  • Vjuggalo, your ideas about meritocracy is based on the same principles of how George Bush and Sarah Palin got to where there are. Just because you think having the right family connections/inbreeds and having a low IQ is some type of advantage to people like you.

  • Next you're going to bring up cronyism....

    They must've really gotten to your dwindling 'coherent though processes'. There's no debating with people like you since you're so off the mark with your generalizations it's not even funny.

    It seems you do not judge George Bush or Sarah Palin by anything other than their skin color. Being racist and placing blame for your "place" on others doesn't help you achieve anything.

    Grow up...

  • Vjuggalo, you dumwitt how come you are so full of shit/assumption putting 2 + 2 together and coming up with 6. I can also make my own assumptions and say that when you were born did your mother throw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.

  • @Vjuggalo what the FUCK are you babbiling on about?

  • that was the best good morning internet yet :)

  • GO BEIGE!!

  • racial tention is always funny

  • Yah go caucasian awareness day! LMAO

  • lol so awesome

  • awkward....

  • You're a real ignorant ass...

  • Erm, 400 years !? Mabye you meant 4000 ? That doesn't make sense eighter.

  • Crackers! flavorless and bland crackers! haha

  • Genius.

  • The only unfunny person in this is the producer. It just seems like she's trying too hard to be over the top funny and it just doesn't work.

  • MilkandPotatoes.. I think Devon is being played how they want Devon to be... I think they want him to be unliked and ridiculously annoying. Otherwise Maggie wouldn't play him that way. She's a good actress.

    But yeah I do think the character is a bit out of place.

  • Wow. That was pretty good. I didn't think this series was very good at first but I've changed my mind. Keep it up!

  • Dear GMI,

    What a show! The fantastic Street Meet segment reminded me of the time I was standing in line for Richard Marx tickets when I stumbled across a Cuisinart in its natural habitat. Of course, it was so cute I just had to take it home! The next few weeks were filled with nasty calls from the ASPCA (Don't we all hate those!) but I weathered the storm. "Weathered," get it? Oh, Chip, we sure love joking around with you, particularly when it means questioning the validity of your diploma!

  • lol, this is the most awkward show ever!

  • LOL! everyday should be caucasian awareness day... no?

  • Poykpac are Canadians!

  • Their profile says Brooklyn, NY

  • Jenn Lyon is my savior

  • I liked the Michael Richards reference at the end :)

  • She reminds me of Madeline Khan

  • Maggie is GREAT as Devon. Everything that character says is hilarious, when she does the fake laugh and its like,"hub ub ububub"...SOO FUNNY

  • aww there was brookers. :)

    ... damn devon and his crackers. :(

  • hahaha omg that was funny in a stupid way :P

    those were lame joke!!! 0_0!! lol

    beige!! hahaha!

  • LMAO, 'beige'!!

  • 'it was a different time then' STARE .. LOL

    'i wish we were there... together' hahahha

    otoh,,,, are you guys, ok? seriously...

  • I love that day.

  • Great episode gang.

  • How can Quinn keep turning down Colby. She's got it going on. And no offense white people, but I usually wouldn't even date your kind.

    Hope you enjoy your one day, anlgo-white-a-casions!

  • It's not that he's turning her down, he's trying to downplay their affair on-camera. It's kind of obvious, because why else would Colby know how Quinn puts his pants on? ;)

  • Haha @ 'your kind' :D

  • Well black people do get a month, why can't we have a day?

  • cuz we fucked them up for like 6 centuries.

  • Yeah but I'm not saying they shouldn't have a month, I'm just glad we get a day! ;)

  • didnt we fuck ourselves up for fucking them up, then give them a month? and then was like fuck it we fucked ourselves up for them give us a day.

  • Agreed.

    Also, That whole slavery business is water under the bridge, forgive and forget I say.

  • No "We" did not. People 200 years ago did. Everyone should get over it already. No one in the present owned slaves, and no one in the present was a slave.

  • Slavery didn't 'really' end until 1940, so its likely that there are some alive today who participated.

  • do you have proof of this? as far as im concerned the 13th amendment ended slavery in 1865.... so yea

  • "Slavery by Another Name" Douglas Blackmon, Doubleday 2008. Documents the use of work prisons owned by Northern corporations like US Steel, where Southern judges would send blacks who changed employers without permission or were loosely called 'vagrants'. Whippings were a common form of punishment. So, yeah, the 13th Amendment ended slavery just like Prohibition ended all alcohol consumption.

  • Slavery OFFICIALLY ended when the 13th amendment to the Constitution was ratified by the states in the year 1865

    M'kay

  • I'm sure that mattered in the lives of the hundreds of thousands of human beings forced to do unpaid labor on behalf of for-profit corporations because their hands were 'too soft' to be those of a real laborer (an actual crime on the books of some jurisdictions). I'm sure the 13th Amendment gave them solace in their hearts as they spent their lives victimized by their society and the very legal system that was supposed to uphold their rights.

  • By the way, reread the 13th Amendment.  It didn't 'end' slavery.

  • Elaborate?

  • "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime where of the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." EXCEPT as a punishment for crime. That loophole provided the very thing in Blackmun's book.

  • yeah, actually, only about 5% of Southerners did own slaves. The rest were yeomen, which means that they worked their own land and relied on their families for extra help.

    .... yeah, we just went over this in American Civ...

  • yeh you are right.

  • i would like to agree with you, another point is that, if not for slavery none of the african americans in the US today would be here, they would not even be alive

  • Oooh, that sounds like some kind of defense of slavery. Given your username, I'd be careful about what you defend. I mean, consider the long history rape has played in the our species. Were it not for rape, many of us wouldn't be alive today. Do you see this as a defense of rape?

  • rape and slavery two very similar things in a sense. in both the person is pretty much claiming owner ship over the other, saying "hey i can do this to you, you are mine". blacks in africa enslaved other blacks and sold them to the europeans and Americans. either way the slaves that were sent to the U.S. would still have been slaves, just not in our great nation, and their descendants that are around today would not be alive. i do not defend rape or slavery, but the past is the past.

  • And when the effects of the past remain with us, as they inevitably do, how do we confront them? Do we simply say that is the past and anyone who, for instance, objects to the flying of a flag that symbolized the violent oppresion of their ancestors is being whiny and just needs to get over it?

  • Did you see that new cereal they have out?

    "Gotta have my Rape Pops!"

  • Because everyday IS caucasian awareness day

  • I was being sarcastic