How to Calculate Your Carbon Footprint

[SingsLikeThunder]

who the fuck is really going to take the time to do this, i care for the environment and all but this is a little much

[GraveUypo]

i raze forests to the ground, burn them for coal and then use the area for cattle and crops. mine's probably pretty big and i don't think theres any calculator that could give me accurate estimations.

[mitsahneobendrauf]

Carbon Footprint My A...

[AlduinWorldEater]

retarded

carbon dioxide you are responsible for ...

I produce as much carbon dioxide as I want to bitch

[perryroubroeks]

this is for noobs

[Bobanamanamo]

Next video - how to reduce your carbon footprint

Step one: Commit suicide

[TutorialsForYou19]

Hummer 100+km a day 500$ in energy bills and I travel to cities that are close by airplanes 3+ times a week.

[coturnix19]

from 260 to approximately 2 million years ago world was continuously MUCH warmer than today. Global warming is welcome and hopefully inevitable - the return of glaciation would be much worse.

[bood3e]

I'd rather watch the world burn than do the steps on this video.

[mattias8287]

trololololololololol



[grimiguana]

more like how to check if your a fag

[TutorialsForYou19]

@grimiguana lol

[beleafer81]

just become a hermit up in the mountains somewhere. 

[AlexIsAinmDom]

tits ftw

[scruffylittledog]

But we need CO2, otherwise Coke won't be fizzy!!

[trzcinarowice]

In the seventies we were told that oil will be gone soon and we will be dying of starvation. There was also proposal to freeze economy growth at 0%.

[trzcinarowice]

Do not forget your pets.

[NoneNameAvailable]

carbon footprint? fuck that, i know i ruin the enviroment cuz i fart 20 times a day, thats enough

[impressor]

Hey I have a brilliant Idea I'll put a hot chick with nice tits asking for private information under Global warming pretext.

[JunkyVirus]

Thumbs up for the sexy girl with the big tatter tots at the computer

[BCt0xiN]

How to enslave the people.

[sxnme2]

the girl on laptop has nice tits

[faisalkfpm]

please people watch like favorate and spread this video around and watch how our Saudi government is retarded in a camel rescue mission watch?v=xO-InOs3_wQ&feature=fe­­edu

please know that our goverment is so fucking us up, and we are so in rage about it.

thanks all

[cas447]

For people who have plenty of time on their hands.

[bood3e]

who gives a shit about the global warming

[trzcinarowice]

@bood3e Global warming ? What global warming ?

[lejonetnord]

If you suicide you leave the smallest footprint. gf vid.

[willzors]

ok Howcast has turned into pussies.. officially

[shashelasse]

step 6: screw the hippies, drive your old american car around as much as you can... and don't forget to always leave your lights on to piss them off even more

[BozGoalie]

nice tits.

[mrrobotica]

Who the fuck "likes" this shit.

[mikeymm41]

Damn hippies!

[FredNote]

All I could think about when watching this video was "MY GOD, that's an old Mac computer.."

[stenstenvidz]

doez it look like i care? xD

[marcyboy123]

garbage

[calvin0630]

wow people are ignorant there is so much more to it than recycling and fires shut the fuck up we seriously need to change as the human race

[bippen1996]

/watch?v=d3TOhuGzk6E haha schaut euch das mal an !!amy whinehaouuuse raucht wasserpfeife :D:D !!

[bobblehead2k8]

what a load of shit who cares seriously just recycle and dont cause huge fires then we'll all be alright

[Legoking45]

Here's how you reduce your carbon footprint: try not to step in any carbon!

[ThisIsAGreatName]

That woman clearly needs to watch her OWN footprint, she's not healthy.

[Drog007]

How much am I contributing to global warming? How about NONE, since it's a f*(&ing hoax. How about we just concern ourselves with air quality and sustainability without lying to everyone?

[radar3699]

ok everyone lets pay our hard earned money to the government.

[Wickhaam]

These people are right, making your home more energy efficient and saving money by lowering your carbon footprint is such a scam.

[thelossbloodlock]

@Wickhaam Sir, I salute thee for thine sarcasm.

[phamsung]

i can't believe that there are so many people who are into this "carbon dioxide causes global warming" lie...

poor world

[kramer911]

you guys realize that this is just one big SCAM, they are gonna make you pay "carbon tax" on everything and its all a big money making scam.

[FatB00]

Senseless calculator... You can't get goodies, eg if you bought some rainforest!

[MethMojimbo]

I like how it says there's a lot of fraud in this industry and to check for verified credentials, then it references the IPCC, one of the most fraudulent organizations there are.

[kooldudes597]

fuck that I do what I want, when I want!

[NerdTimes]

why so many people don't like this video?

[MightyKojiki]

@NerdTimes Because it does not give any new information. Just stuff everybody knows.

[raakun]

Sell you car, buy a bicycle :)

[judynottrue]

stupid people. this is important, of course i won't do it, but we're speaking of global warming, of our future!

[Breaker242]

Step 6: Take all your vaccines for maximum autism.

Step 7: Drive around with your multi-billion dollar yachts and live in your giant palaces, each of wich consumes more energy than a small city... OH WAIT, you're not allowed to do THAT, except if you're a billionare green robber baron.

[SonyByPirModerator]

Next: How to make pointless videos o.O:/

[maick95]

Step six = STOP FARTING.

[Hooliiiigan]

GLOBAL WARMING IS BULL SHIT!

[ivanlagrossemoule]

@Hooliiiigan Please learn about the scientific method, then grab some real scientific papers about global warming.

The problem is that alot of people who don't understand it, including medias, just spread nonsense about global warming. It is true, but not always like people want to make you believe.

[HorriblyDisfigured]

0:31.. Boob jiggle.

[HorriblyDisfigured]

0:32.. Boob jiggle.

[91099Babar]

Women are hot in this pictorial study guide .

[999alex9991]

i love the part: count how many poeple in your house, and they show the cat, really your cat is consider a person

[MorcLetsPlay]

/watch?v=D9jApq5P28s

Hamster =)

[smoochy23]

i like the girl in the video.. she has a big breast.. whats her name?

[lotanerve]

Step six. Stop breathing in oxygen and spewing out carbon dioxide.

[TheInformativeGamer]

This was enlightening, now if you don't mind I'm gonna go burn gallons of oil in my backyard while I illegally burn plastic in the chimney,

[pwngeeves]

I want this planet to burn.

[MyThIcaL343]

oh my goooood who the fuck cares???? does anyone here care of your...CAOOERRBOON FOOOEtPRUUUNT???

[inflamespwn]

our planet has no future because of global warming.... not the enviromental factors tho. the fact that the people pushing this false theory are going to destroy the ecomony

[fruchttragend]

Can you calculate my cock fingerprint?

[Krai91]

next video: how to buy no appleshit

[atr222]

@Krai91 or: ''how to be a better troll''

[0mfgitzBiafor3]

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE AND DIE LIKE THE REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gwynnbleid030]

Is this rly necessery?

[Schwengsteiger]

My dick!

[ItsBob4Sure]

DON'T DO THIS SHIT, THE NEW WORLD ORDER JUST WANT TO CONTROL YOU

[Lunarvx22]

Step 1: Buy an iMac so you can be a big shitty hipster

[quezcatol]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you crazy tree loving hippies

[c4mp3r0r]

ROTFL, which sheep would believe this ECO FASCISCT propaganda LIES? ask for the Footprint of Rockefeller & co who invent such AGENDAS

[marekbielski1]

fraud

[taltigolt]

i use a 850 computer a 300 watt crt tv and a 300 watt 24 inch crt monitor

what is my carbon footprint?

[Vitaminous]

@taltigolt over 9000

[penisculatus]

yea, shower once a week and walk everywhere. over 6 billion people using this world as their TOILET and the solution is ANYTHING except having less fucking children.

[playman350]

Fucking hell, this "go green" business is crazy. Carbon footprint, really?

Let's just research sustainable energy sources and all will be okay! No need for THIS crap!

Checklist for research:

1. Better water and air turbine efficiency

2. Find a way to recycle and permanently dispose of radioactive waste generated by fission power

3. Discover fusion power

4. More hydrogen/oxygen/electric cars

All done, no need for this.

[rasboi]

lol propaganda used by the US government !!! Global warming is a hoax people

[XXjoshXXwallaceXX]

who the fuck cares about knowing this?

[mQtek]

@XXjoshXXwallaceXX prolly morons

[OneCompHelp]

I burn oil how do I calculate that?

[ponieeee]

LOLLOLOL who wares carbon shose NE more? lol.

here is a related vidio check it

/watch?v=ykRNULuPnuc

[HerrWarja]

The comments here scares me.... If this is who people are taking this issue then we really are doomed...

[FreeeeS]

our planet is doomed

[Uushilumbu79]

Carbon footprint?

This is so CRAZY! Get a life, you socialists!

[ponieeee]

@Uushilumbu79 U SUCK. GET A LIFE, U PLANIT KILLER

[Uushilumbu79]

@ponieeee

I didn't want to hear about your sexual fantasies. Instead, why don't you learn how to spell "planet"?

[ponieeee]

@Uushilumbu79 no u

[playman350]

@Uushilumbu79 I'd rather make the difference between socialism and ecologism.

This, however, is fucking ecoextortionism, ecocommunism, absolute horror, ONE BIG RIP OFF.

[coolhandcanada]

Fucking faggots!

[ponieeee]

@coolhandcanada lol why are you doin that

[coolhandcanada]

@ponieeee Cos global warming is a fucking scam and all you yuppie faggot sheep are feeding right into it.

[jdc4]

If you want to reduce your CO2 emissions, stop exercising and cut off all the limbs you dont use much. You will produce much less CO2 then. A human that exercises every day and has a physical job (plus rmr) will produce more CO2 in a day than a Fiat500 making a trip to and from work on a 15 minute drive.

[FreeeeS]

@jdc4 we are talking about Carbon Monoxidem, genious! CO

[jdc4]

@FreeeeS In the atmosphere CO is oxidized to CO2/carbon dioxide.

[FreeeeS]

@jdc4 yeah the video is also tokin about CO2 you and the Howcast are complete IDIOTS!

[GuppyGuppyPuppy]

those are some very nice knockers

[Rekolelle]

Also, dont forget to calculate your bullshit footprint aswell. My god.

[g1981c]

global warming = pretext for genocide ... watch?v=qLOD5DCfffY

[g1981c]

next step: euthanize your grandma and abort your children to reduce the carbon footprint of your household ( Obama's science Czar's idea, not mine )

[HarveyMushman85]

i couldn't give a flying fuck about my carbon footprint! Warm the damn planet up! Its July and it's pouring with rain! I want summer weather for fuck's sake!

[Xaith89]

what if i fart... like A LOT?



[cripincuzz15]

nice macbook

[123TheBeat]

soooooo....wait...there is no proof of global warming...snap.

[Jalenxx]

@123TheBeat umm are you retarded?? Your statement is a fallacious argument from ignorance 'you can't prove that x exists therefore x doesn't exist or there's no proof that x doesn't exist, therefore x exists.' Actually there is tons of corroborative evidence coming from different fields of scientific inquiry that points to anthropogenic climate change.

[CLAV777]

care?

[riddick0846]

Global Warming = BS

[CalvinKhurniawan]

I did Step 1: research online. But it brought me here.

[AwsomSid]

just go vegan.. end of story

[pwnstoohard]

@AwsomSid no thanks you actually need meat to be healthy

[XlElementXl]

@AwsomSid Now that's just retarded.

[Darthbelal]

shit, I could use some of this global warming clap-trap when January comes around....

[PalomarJack]

Like Earth Hour, I'm celebrating soviet dictator Vladimir Lenins birthday/Earth Day by using as much energy, electricity & fuel as I can afford. I'm leaving the refrigerator open while I make my sandwiches, lights on & turning on the headlights of both of my SUVs tonight for a couple of hours with engines running so the batteries don't die.

Just because I can.

And I don't care if there's a "Lennin Connection", they could change the date for that alone, other similar things get changed.

[pomerianprincess14]

Or you can just take a quiz saying "What's you carbon footprint?"

[mairtini21]

all of u that think it is no big deal 2 care about the planet ur wrong it is important their r animals that r being wiped out do 2 excessive hunting and just being wasteful we need 2 wake up and smell the roses because what we do riley dose impact the earth and right now we r killing it go plant a dam tree it wont hurt u. peace out. dont forget to reduce reuse and recycle.

[jhr97]

at 0:52 thats a boeing 737-800

[uut0]

a wierd thing: if you fill a glass of water with an ice cube to the edge of the glass and wait to let the cube melt the water stays at the same level. so if the northpole (which is only ice) would melt the sea level wouldnt rise :D

nvm land ice

[pegobuilders]

Doing the right thing is reducing our carbon footprint

[chocolatechips86]

LOL i loved the part of the video where it sayed" make sure that the carbon-offset programs have verified credentials, THERES A LOT OF FRAUD IN THIS INDUSTRY" couldn't stop laughing because the entire industry is just one big fraud

[blacksiswhite]

Global Warming doesnt exist. there is a hole once a year around the north and south arctic, during the polar vortex that is strong enough to carry the stuff up to destroy the atmosphere.

[uncbballdude32]

hahahahaha ignorant F U C i<

[Anarchist86ed]

Next video: how you can pay your carbon taxes to Al Gore online!

[poluiso]

@Anarchist86ed who is al gore ?

[slylink690]

It's Amazing How People Go Out Of Their Way To "Be Green".

It's Spreading Like A Pandemic!!!

Well We Won't Know What's Going To Happen Until It Does...

It's Better Late Then Never!!!

That's The American Way!!!

[ZeroSumSpiral]

How long did it take you to capitalize the first letter of every word in your comment?

[SaiE8]

lol video is kinda ironic, i reduce my carbon footprint. whilst casinoes and newyork is lit up like a christmas tree everyday. how much co2 are they producing, compared to 1 household. meh every little help *sarcasm*

[homeagent]

1;27 "There's a lot of fraud in this new industry."

1;43 "the Inter Governmental Pannel on Climate Change"

[nlightened2]

To quote the most famous chicken I know "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" ( Chicken little)

Global warming...........brought to you by the people that brought you Y2K.

[slylink690]

Nice Advertising!!!

Yea Who Know What's True Anymore

Just Have To Live It Out & See What Happens...

[llollercoaster]

Recycling doesn't reduce CO2 emissions...

[douggyfrreshh]

going green is hella gay, but that thick chick is hot as shit

[AnobisBloodwing]

Global warming is balonie! polution yes warming no. wer not warming. wear more cooling then worming. wear now in a smaal rizing peek and that is normal.

[Dodomofo93]

Judging from your poor grammar and spelling, I am not compelled to think that your ideas are very accurate or informed.

[AnobisBloodwing]

my english aint the world best. but m8 i am verry informed.

[myusernameisluc]

@Dodomofo93

Yes, because knowledge of a language and knowledge of physics are exactly the same thing.

[DELMQR1]

did you see that girls FAT ASS yooooooo i wanna put my sausage in her clam shell

[KathyGurl14]

Carbon is good! Carbon helps plants grow! Yaaayyyy carbon!

[fattyfilms1]

Mine suck balls

its 24.33

[homeagent]

don't worry. Global warming is not caused by people. There is much scientific evidence of warming patterns, hotter than this, in pre historic time. When there were no humans or cars.

[samgoddam]

its a patter that is followed ever thousand years

[homeagent]

Thanks, That's what I thought.

Every 1000 years.

[samgoddam]

its just becouse in the last 100 years it came 4 years earlier so ppl started freaking out

[xmate3]

mine is 9.5

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Finally! Having incredibly tiny feet is going to pay off! Take that, people who mock my shoe purchases at Kids Foot Locker!

[iiayoob]

Wow. I used to have 20.8 but for the past year (and foreseeable future) have 17.4

[pinkpow9294]

whats a good website to calculate it?

[kdmq]

i have 14.47

[howtodo619]

i'm 1.0 bitches haha

[MonkeyBoy2194]

grrr there's fraud everywhere now!

[Msimon156]

mines 5.04 bitches, i'm such a tree huger

[dubhslaine2]

carbon is good.

[PopStar8Katie]

mine is 7.5

[PopStar8Katie]

mine is 7.5

[59spore]

save the world!

[underoath3silver]

keep giving the video one star!

[ma440]

why?

[DisGruntledMachinima]

my foot doesnt make carbon. lol wut

[enuvune]

i'm made out of hemp.