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if the guy meant he will litterally become a tree, then no. if he meant that his body would decay and be food for trees, and other organisms then yea. that's assuming he wasn't in a coffin. but even if he did mean it litterally, it's no less crazy than christian beliefs.

hippiesal 1 year ago

I don't know what it is about Dane Cook that turns me on xDDD

GreenyBaby87 1 year ago

dude i jsut tryed tht windex thing and nothing happend.. OMG A GOAST!! ahh nooooo

fattiesg61 1 year ago

@fattiesg61 Lmao

CJKilo21 11 months ago

he can't tell the difference between Atheism and Wiccan?

moxxfactor 2 years ago

Main Entry: snarky

Pronunciation: \ˈsnär-kē\

Function: adjective

Etymology: dial. snark to annoy, perhaps alteration of nark to irritate

Date: 1906

1 : crotchety, snappish

2 : sarcastic, impertinent, or irreverent in tone or manner

slashofdeath 2 years ago

The guy below me is cool

Xplorermasta09 3 years ago

u and 7ted said it. not me. yall like being under and ontop of each other! haha gomenasai for a 12 year old, i have a really bad mind

WoWpvp11 3 years ago

I Agree With the person on top of me!!

7ted 3 years ago

That's what she said.

SexyPenguino 3 years ago

rofl ! fcking funny :]

"god bless you"

except its more like

"cover your fucking mouth"

naomileighx 3 years ago

I'm an atheist and I thought this was spot on. Can't stand people who blindly bash religion.

darkbhudda 3 years ago

but u blindly bash religion

WoWpvp11 3 years ago

i hope u get the fudging bible printed on ur butt!

WoWpvp11 3 years ago

I'm an atheist and I lost all the respect I had for Dane Cook after he straw man'd atheism.

It's not about "blindly bashing religion." It's about not believing a fucking talking snake told a rib woman made of dirt to eat from a magical tree that the supposed god apparently lied about being able to kill them, when he could've just avoided making the tree in the first place instead of saying some bullshit about them dying if they ate from it.

That's only a part of what it's about.

apocalypseap 3 years ago

yeah because the big bang theory seems so much more likely...

themadmilergio 2 years ago

Multiple fields of science vs 2000 year old book of ridiculous stories... yeah, it is much more likely.

Science is the reason the computer you're using exists, ignoramus. Bite the hand that feeds you some more.

apocalypseap 2 years ago

um.... actually read the story. dont repeat what someone else told you. athiest or not. if you are going to be against something then at least have the decency to learn about it. not just repeat what others say they dont like. makes you look kinda dumb.

Dogote82 2 years ago

I already read it, assumer. You're the dumb one for believing that crap.

apocalypseap 2 years ago

assumer right back at you. how do you know i believe. you're the one who is purposely misquoting and claiming you've read it. yeah we're in the midst of a right proper genius.....

Dogote82 2 years ago

I know you believe because you were offended - and only a believer would defend a fairy tale. Besides - I already looked at your profile: "I am a Christian" lol.

I'm not mis-quoting anything; I'm not trying to quote anything. Even if it isn't verbatim, what I described is in Genesis.

Oh, I also love Deuteronomy 22:28-29 where a victim is forced to marry her rapist forever, with no chance of divorce. Great punishment for that rapist... not.

apocalypseap 2 years ago

the real punishment is that you get so vehemently upset over some stranger's personal beliefs.

oh and yes i also love fairy tales and will correct you if you misquote them too ;) it seems you havent learned the valuable lesson of "to each his own".. you intentionally provoke people because you seem to have some sort mental strife going on in regards to religion.

well... Jesus loves you anyway.

Dogote82 2 years ago

No I don't get upset over "some stranger's personal beliefs." Your religion is oppressive - and if you're a member of christianity, at the very least you indirectly support the fundamentalists of christianity. Prop 8, for example, is religiously motivated; killing doctors who perform abortions is also religiously motivated. The fact you believe the bible is the word of god is inconsequential by itself - sad as it may be, considering there's the same amount of evidence for Zeus.

apocalypseap 2 years ago

@apocalypseap lol and yet your name is a religious event.

well.. given your astounding methods of debate then i shall renounce my religious status right away.

Dogote82 2 years ago

i was kidding by the way.. but people like u distort the bible purposely but for their own gain. u would also know that no one is responsible for saving souls & that attempting to do so is a sin. basically TRUE Christianity is Mind Your Business. the people who kill abortion doctors are just as guilty. I dont support any political ass because they all about religion.people who want an abortion: thats their choice. it isnt just my religion that is oppressive. its all of them. PEOPLE are greedy.

Dogote82 2 years ago

Anyway, i would normally like debating this but you are too angry and forceful to have a mature debate so reply if you want to with what ever facts you think you need. i'm not going to reply back because YOU ASSUME all Christians are the same. But... if you want to attack an oppressive religion you should go to the middle east and start an anti-religion preaching campaign. either way i'll pray for you.

Dogote82 2 years ago

JESUS LOVES YOU ^.^

Tehpanda1337 3 years ago

Im not the lord rofl

Kickbutts1 3 years ago

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This was completely and utterly tasteless.

epicwater 3 years ago

i agree with katie, i dont know whats going to happen. and if there is a heaven, i hope im going to it

SearchForSanta 3 years ago 2

okay so i'm not sure what to believe but i'm mostly atheist, but i don't think i'm gonna become a try. whatever happens, happens. hah. i'd never be that rude, especially to dane cook :D.

kalie525 3 years ago

yo..i fucking love dane cook. like seriously..

akinch88 3 years ago

Snarky is a word lol

DahPro93 3 years ago 3

word told to be looked up by Dane Cook" or somethin like that! haha

WoWpvp11 3 years ago

*read other comments*

why do u always fight about realign,

just believe what u want to believe in.

marionyoshi 3 years ago

THANK YOU i hate it when people fight about religion because 90% of the time both sides are wrong. they only have less than half the info and yet they piss n groan as if their lives depended on it. what happens after you die is between YOU & your maker. & if you dont believe you have one. then its STILL between you & your maker. no one knows for certain & its just silly to say its wrong or right. if i want to believe in a God then let me. dont insult me and i wont insult you. its that simple.

Dogote82 2 years ago 4

don't agree with Catholicism but I am Christian and I love this guy!!!!

anywho, sry, I did try the halfway thing. His name's not Windextor. It's Steve. He just wanted me to tell you that.

jenifer327 3 years ago 2

i did too... it just sprayed still as if it werent turned half way.

WoWpvp11 3 years ago

you do know catholics are christians..

themadmilergio 2 years ago

whoever thinks he was talking about a real guy is retarded

ps3pwner14 3 years ago

haha not coz he hates athiests but its the way tht snob presentd himself and made fun of him he was trying to be polite so its just him not the religion itslef tht he hates just the snob dude

was a great comebak btw fntastic!!

shuflemah 3 years ago

fuck all you religious people!:] tee hee

erica4343 3 years ago

I am Buddhist =D

MyEye6 3 years ago

yay

shuflemah 3 years ago

I did google it Snarky doe's exist!

goldenWOLF666 3 years ago

Duh?

SkittlesLoli 3 years ago

rofl

shuflemah 3 years ago

i dont know why but i can imagine a fat bald red-skinned guy going FLUUUUHGH!!!!!! right in ur face lol. im catholic too and the "peace be with you, and you . ningningning. lol that got me. you catholics out there know what im talking about ;)

deathdude38 4 years ago 3

lol i said god bless u but it souned like cover ur fucking mouth

abyss1234567890 4 years ago 3

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yeah, "god bless" "jesus loves you" whatever that means anyway, i dont have imaginary friends. but you all have fun with that. This guy used to be funny but now (and this is quite fitting) he thinks he's "god's gift"

LittleAngelfuck999 4 years ago

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Well have fun being a tree...and Jesus STILL loves you

lmlovern 4 years ago

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Im not sure why you all seem to think that because im athiest i take offense to comments such as "jesus loves you". I really dont give a fuck.

LittleAngelfuck999 4 years ago

well I really wasnt trying to offend you...i was merely stating the true fact that your still part of God's creation, and as such he "still" loves you; now if that offends you i realy dont care...sorry(He loves you not me)

lmlovern 4 years ago

FUCK ATHEIST PPL!! God exixt and theres no argueing with that.... i think that belief is so retarded!! GEtta fucken life and live it in belief cuz one daii all of us arnt gnna be here YOU FUCKEN IDIOTS And oh yea yeah God still loves you

locomoco444 3 years ago

You are probably the most ignorant person on this planet that believes in God. Do you even know a single word from the Bible? People like you give others that believe in religion a bad name.

Kill yourself.

Lehnis00 3 years ago

dont kill yourself locomoco but there was no need for u to say that. although i agree just not as harshly. at least 70% of athiests get pissed of and shit their pants when u talk about religion and god and that stuff. they need to chill out and be more openminded i mean theres no way to prove god doesnt exist and theres nothing wrong with believing that some1 up there is watchin you doing good things and will always care and love you so if u hate that then suck it. and still,..god loves us all.

sweetnichd19 3 years ago

enjoy it tree boy

Biffness1904pod 3 years ago

maybe ppl wouldnt think u gave a fuck if u get so pissed off at a comedian making fun of 1 person whos an athiest deal with and it dont be such a sensitive pussy u dont KNOW wats right and wrong and becuz some1 makes fun of 1 condescending athiest doesnt mean u have to go attack every religious belief

sweetnichd19 3 years ago

maybe ppl wouldnt think u gave a fuck if u get so pissed off at a comedian making fun of 1 person whos an athiest deal with and it dont be such a sensitive pussy u dont KNOW wats right and wrong and becuz some1 makes fun of 1 condescending athiest doesnt mean u have to go attack every religious belief

sweetnichd19 3 years ago

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im an athiest, and this guy is fucking stupid, he's so full of himself.

LittleAngelfuck999 4 years ago

then why are you watching it?

poetrynutt88 4 years ago

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cuz i was showing my husband the stupidity.

LittleAngelfuck999 4 years ago

by the way, Jesus loves you. :)

ashleyv101 4 years ago 2

well, God Bless! :)

poetrynutt88 4 years ago 2

how is he full of himself? the only thing he does that is annoying is he's very repetitive.

ashleyv101 4 years ago

GAZOONTITE!!!

WarcraftHoblit 4 years ago 4

a little ined ball can turn un2 a cluter fuck and its not a candy bar full of peanuts and fuck lol

abyss1234567890 4 years ago

Just the way the light was hitting his face, I saw the debris.

Cover your f**king mouth!

LMAO

fitzbaby22 4 years ago

i am windextor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

halofreak200715645 4 years ago

The last bit about printing the bible on him got me so bad!!!!!

AnimeAwesomness 4 years ago

haha very funny. love the ending.

shawty691 4 years ago

Lmao! He's so Funny! Love him.

SpFobMcSodLuver27 4 years ago

"Uh, when you die nothing happens."

LMAO THAT is hilarious.

chubbilypanda 4 years ago 22

This is awesome~

Vanessamswann 4 years ago 10

fluuuh!! and then he did the robot from 1985! he didnt...there was no covering of the mouth, no bury in the arm, no tell the person to go away like you're becoming a warewolf...he just cocked and FLUUUH!

Dubyasux09 4 years ago