How to Talk Trash : How to Insult Significant Others With Smack Talk

[amirali619]

my right ear enjoyed it

[TheLastOneStanding3]

You suck!!(someone saying this infront of me and my girlfriend)

Me:takes out rpg moves a few steps back and asks what did you say?~~!

[jeremyorr]

wow...speak and spell much?

[TheAldsf]

best part was the folgers in your cup ad.

[MrWayne1701]

WHATTA DOUCHEBAG!!!

[sailorcozmoz]

sike? I'm sure you meant psych.... as in psychological attack... not sikological...

[OnlyChild28]

This advice almost got me killed....it doesnt work in the hood

[DemonToad14]

How to get your ass kicked. 

[mgoNat101]

I came to learn not laugh

[Sereena111]

Smack talk only works on people who are really really dumb. Most people can suss out a smack talker as being a moron who is trying to look bigger and better than others and by degrading other people, they always end up coming across as a total tool. However, instead of degrading others, how about being positive about them? It means you come across as a good person, which is a much more attractive character trait.

[doyoulikechocolate]

..how about this: 'Dude, .....do you still touch your sister who is 16 and spy on her in the shower, whilst jacking off?'

or, does your mum have a 16 inch black mamb dildo she plays with?

or - your dad regularly pays for sex - for $30 with a street trick?

PLEASE RATE. ;)

[OUWATZAHLE08]

how can you do videos like this bulling and engourge people go out bull lowlife mutherfucker this not funny there children on youtube duchebag

[connorblue1]

@OUWATZAHLE08 like me :3 and i agree wit you!

[ChatRouletteKiller]

i bet this dude gets his ass beat everyday

[4Lisandro]

dont do this to mexicans your just asking for a beaner beatdown

[MEANmadMATT]

:30 to hear the bad news :P

[MEANmadMATT]

the second I saw this guy, I knew this dude was a douche.

[geordievb]

this is jokes

[regoozdaninja]

you know what i do?

i shit on their doorsteps every mourning...

:3

[RASDOM3]

how bout i smack talk that pink striped shirt you've got on - turd burgler.

[brttbrry]

This should acually be renamed "How to get shot or get put in the hospital quick!"

[coojweezy]

FAIL

[xph1l]

wow hahaha that dude is the biggest douchebag i have ever seen

[ArjInCharge]

WHY DONT YOU JUST BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN AND FEED ON THEIR FAMILY?

--what better way to get revenge ;)

[EclecticCaliGirl]

lol love this

[MwFreezd]

rename the title: How to talk trash if your white

[gotenxproductions]

...this guys garbage lol, my 1yr old chihuahua can give better tips than this cumbag.

[MrEVON72]

Nice drawing lol

[megacynthia15]

dude i meant like when u fight in school trash talking not when ur in a relationship

[SomethingPresents]

is this his expertise?

[tensionrap]

What you gonna do when the trash talk is over and its time to talk with your hands?

[sugarmaniacs95]

this isn't insulting. this is being a douche.

[netpup]

Here's a better way to trash talk - take away the dude's masculinity. Like, for instance, if I saw the guy who made this video, I'd tell him, "Wow, Fifi. Before you, I'd never such a pussy be a total dick."

Given the fact that this statement is completely true, it would be hard for him to respond.

[kayode50]

this guy is an asshole!

[bastard4525]

What if the significant other/s beat the shit out of you ?

[snipermanizationify]

im in relations with ur mother

[Freddan0]

how bad they suck

[MichaeljacksonAFG]

Muhammad ali was the best in Trashtalk :P

Love him The greatest

[drshow]

i reckon this bloke watches his mum get undressed and shit

[Jeanray21]

this guys a vergin !

[bhasadbakar]

how many times does this guy say..SIGNIFICANT OTHER..

crap!

[bhasadbakar]

wat accent is this..

[Mangina9000]

Hahah I love this fratboy bullshit.

Every time a guy like this tries to get between me and my hot girlfriends, our mouths drop open.

Then we forget about them, go home, and fuck.

Go republican fratboy idiots! Keep the dream alive!

[XxsalamonexX]

your girlfriend is prob. a 400 lb prostitute

[Mangina9000]

She is 105 lbs and is consistently followed home from work by weirdos/stalkers because she is pretty damn attractive. :)

[hekism]

fuck canada

[OverEmphasize]

fuck you

[spacecowboy95]

"good job" lol

[ClassTrouble]

how many times has he got knocked the fuck out? haha

[orrico78]

anyone who listens to this idiot better be prepared to get knocked the fuck out. i dont care how small the boyfriend is he will be out for blood. welcome to the real world frat boys. this kids a fuckin nerd. i really hope this isnt serious.

[DnyFranco]

pause this vid 0:05 secs in! isn't that a face you just want to punch. Funny how some poeple a born geneticlly punchable.

Natures punch bags

[tichergeorge]

haha lol i just suddenly feel like punching him XD

[DnyFranco]

How to smack talk? this guy is full of shit! he needs his ego boosting by bringing others down. If he spoke to my GF trying to make me look bad and she sided with him...well id just think a whole lot less about my girlfriend and think "well she trned out an arsehole they can have eachother. I'm off"

[Stephenlee5]

Expertvillage sucks.

[myopicmind]

ru nuts?..

[2242bzo]

Some guy insulted my once, so I invited him to a hunting trip. He got his fucking head blown off.....by "accident".

[JDindahous]

you are such a fucking liar

[gamerguycod]

dear 2242bzo,

you are a fucking psycho

sincerely,gamerguycod

p.s. lol

[ClassTrouble]

stfu retard

[roflghetti45]

Are these videos serious? How to smack talk? I had no idea how to do this. Thanks EXPERT FUCKING VILLAGE.

[k31zarouni]

hhahaha

[One1egendary]

insults are for people who are insucure they hate things about themselves and they want to make someone feel how the feel so stupid

[TheJack0Phantom]

"That your the best" LMFAOOO its not like u win anything lol

[Renotech]

"I will fuck you till you love me!"

[Interests2009]

Lame

[Empadikenario]

Did this guy just tell me how to get beaten up?

[emotasticalsasuke]

Wow, this is pretty funny. The way this dude talks is enough to make me laugh.

[TheHoboGamer]

i know i few good insults

wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

[Nov11Zoro]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[jkw906koz]

no sound wtf

[lukaspukas1]

It's probably an error with the sound on your computer as the sound is just fine on my end.

[d3v1lry]

Thanks expertvillage, for teaching me how to upload trash onto YouTube! =D

[MrHappyTurtle]

this vis is lame!!!

[fikonsky]

loser talk

[martytvkid]

Wow you stupid dumbass pompous freak! Why the fuck do you think anyone would need someone like you to teach them smacktalking? You're fucking FAIL at it! And WTF are you sitting on?! A FLANNEL couch? Are you fucking serious? FLANNEL" in couch form? Get a real J.O.B.

[bucsyo]

its a joke, faggot

[hannahkers]

I didnt even get to 10 seconds and I knew this would be Ghetto..

[SirRamboi]

FUCKING ROFL

[214nino]

this was a waste of time get a life dude get a girl or somethting now trash talk that

[M0sD3fL1EsT]

i feel like a dumb ass for even clicking this video.. im gonna go kill my self

[10pEnc1lsWeaters]

your a loser.

[TiffyBear]

This should be re-named how to be a douche bag.

[RebornNation2011]

@TiffyBear LMFAO

[prec77ous]

Hahahahhaahhaah wtf, this guy..... xD..

[MyPurpleKiss]

i have one...while youre making this stupid video, your "significant other" is getting some real dick

[msane4XX]

Wow, so he would do this during his basketball games?

Wack.

[6xHxAxRxDxYx9]

Having Second Thoughts About You Being HIGH

[morotorno2]

i cant stop laughing hauahuahuahauahu

[20dollarsBeats]

LOL

[zimkid767]

I think this was very unintentionally funny

[CJCartoons]

I wonder how many times this guy has been smashed in the face by "their significant other"

[borderlinebuddhist]

this guy is a dick

[StuartClitheroe]

it doesnt realy mater wat u say as long as every1 laughs at the person . i am the best

[LancerZEV]

hahahahahahahha dude that was awesome XD

[6xHxAxRxDxYx9]

r u high?

[s5bg1k]

...yes lolololol

[Invain01]

YES!

Expert: Ryan Tapp

Bio: Ryan Tapp has been playing basketball for over 16 years, and has won many 3-point & foul shooting competitions.

I'd kick your facking ass any day of the week son.

[tmike8]

I tried this and got my ass kicked... thanks.

[i3lackdays]

@tmike8 why trust something on the internet?

[GamingGuru21]

@tmike8 hahaha you should know how to fight before talking shit ....common sense...haha man thats epic

[lachlanSB]

@tmike8 you should not have tried that on someone bigger than ya

[Ajeel06]

ok ok....whats the point of this degrading video

[chuimistro]

...they will know u r the best? wtf, best at what? smack talk?

[sleezeats]

lol wow dude if you tried to pick up my girl inront of me id probably put you in a hole in my back yard ;) just a heads up you know its a good way to get killed from were im from!

[p1pyd]

hahah gotta love big keyboard warriors aye... ya douche bag. if thats wat its like where ur from than chances r ur girl is a dumb arse hore, trailer park trash skank.

[wIIdmaster]

smack talk of the 1950's

[darkskyler]

what a fucking fool. how's that for smack talk?

[andrewedwardjudd]

Please dont try this outside of your own house with the blinds down while on your own. Use it for fantasy only. Particularly dont try this outside of the USA or you will be beaten to a pulp unless you pick on people who cannot hit you and pound you senseless.

[B0MBALI9]

why not outside USA. can ppl use this inside without getting hit?

[Invain01]

I'll make fun of Arabs any time I want to thanks, especially if it's my Arab convert brother.

[DJCORA]

This is Hilarious.LMAO.!!!!! It isnt serious is it? I hope so that makes it even funnier.

[Teim36]

hey dont be so mean to the faceless people its a hard life not having a face

[MeatyTV]

No offense, but those sucked. Your opponents phsycy wouldn't go down, yours would! Because they would be either laughing their asses off, or owning you so bad by then.

[EpiDot52]

I'm glad expertvillage is teaching me how to get my ass wooped.

[crashgriff]

He doesnt know what he is talking about.. if i you want to degrade your woman just do this...say... Hey baby, why dont you make yourself useful and make me a sandwich. Try it next time you get a chance.

[BLACKCATBANG]

Ryan,stop wearing your fatass mommas clothes you retarded down-syndrome piece of shit, because youre uglier than your fat bitch mom and even she was pretty ugly.

[firegeek22]

Great job! First video and your already good at it!

[224108spacer]

dude get a life and it's talk smack or talk trash

[buddyguy2010]

i love this guy. no homo

[shumble69]

Get a fucking hobby mate or a life.

[AdUsIa1648]

no -.-

[00thecool00]

I wonder how many times has he got beat up?

[Zifalishous]

alot, i wanna knock him out!!

[RenegadeOfSociety]

how to get stabbed

[jokstaboi]

how to be a typical 1970's teenage white kid loser... hmm, i'd rather get rickrolled

[shaggydaplaya]

shut up you are stupid, and I do not care for your comment! Your significant other likes to lie and deceit you by fornicating with others of both sexes! This clearly shows how you are lesser than me and I therefore rise above you in social status! You may now cease speaking and suffer in embarrassement for I am currently laughing!

[jokstaboi]

lmao XD seems like your grasped the concept of this video quite well

[fefo33065]

Too white

[alsmillions]

This video is excellent for helping you get your ass kicked. This guy looks like someone's been kicking his ass.

[beazy1011]

ahah i totally agree that was hilarious

[crunkwun]

This should be called........How to get assaulted by Significant Others With Smack Talk

[sherman614]

In other words "How to make yourself look like a dick" that should be the real title! =D lol

[TN615NASHVILLE]

Stupid Mexicans!

[jorgetellezperez]

c'mon dude!!! I think you will not get audience for your ideas here, come to Mexico and tell us that at loud so most of us can hear you....

[BEENO132]

this is high quality self mockery lmao

[eixlante]

tips to be asshole :D

[Gaia500]

what the flying fuck was that?

[Rayers]

Lame

[Tommunist07]

I'd just call them a semen puking asshole licking dickhead and then I'll say that I'll shove their head so far up their fucking STD infested ass that they'll have to wear themselves as a hat.

After they insult me I'll just say if I wanted my good "cum"back I'd scrape it off your mom's fucking teeth.

[morimarcio]

Well I liked this video because it helped to improve my terrible english in a thash way... what is fun! Imagine I'm just studying boring things like "the book is on the table" lol

[praisecanti]

this is trash

[fdean33]

this guy is almost a god

[UnoSemper]

I guess you like the color brown.....lol

[Dancrof80s]

hes weird.

[WindlBreaker]

what a dumbass^^

[shocktower70]

What a peice of S*** this guy is....

[TastyQQQs]

The audio is fucked. It's only coming through in my right speaker. 1/5, couldn't finish video.

[didsomebodysayme]

dude, no one gives a damn about your personal eq problems

[PrAnKsTeRJJ]

youre giving lessons how to be a asshole?!

[deamonrx]

lol more like "how to make yourself look like an idiot"

you better hope noone dies from your HowTo

[historysky]

stfu this guy is fucking retarded, my girl wouldnt even talk to him how he gonna call her? and when he hits on my girl i'd punch him on the fucking face n throw him thru the windshield back in his car

[r34drummer3]

you're an idiot. from what you said, you made him look better than you.

[oa00o]

I wanna punch this tool in the face.

[Gachiic]

so retard and useless and stupid

[katodmx007]

i dont know where this guy is from... but for european people this sounds more like

"how to get your ass whooped".

[NikkoTakishima]

omg...O_O thats so terrible ..wows >3>

[4lexis0nfire]

hahahah someone would act like this with me? he's not gonna ''talk trash'' for a minute then i kick his fucking ass xD

[pyllywaltteri]

wow.. Americans are great at trash talking.. :S

[AfroSchmuck]

Mofacca... UNFUCK YOURSELF BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SKULL FUCK YOU SUM BITCH. STAND UP AND ACT LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR OR GO THE FUCK HOME.

[verycoldice2]

ohhh expertvillage, you just hit a low point.

[tab1990]

Trash talking aint about ripping on the family/friends of others. You suck at life, give up.

[killerz911911]

omg..

[dreamEternal]

wow, this is like the best way to get your ass kicked,

[alwo12]

shut the fuck up flat ass white boy how is that for smack talk

[snerjeck]

Not so good really. Pretty weak. Even weaker than the video's smack talk. You = Cro Magnon.

[yo77mudslap]

dickhead

[Ldurant2]

this is not even tasteful.pathetic really.brings down the site

[elevn7]

I find it very strange, unusual and in bad taste that expertvillage would actually put up a video like this.

jmho

[hellomoto7604]

dude if u wear that shirt or talk like that when u smack talk people, ur gonna get ur fuckin ass kicked

[Squinteh]

You should rename this video

How to be a complete dick and get all your friends to hate you :)

[Whitehorse79]

And now I degrade you by calling you a douchebag wearing a shirt that would look more appropriate if worn by a popcorn jockey at the movie theatre! I eagerly await your reply to this epic burn.

[TotalRandomRequest]

Feel better for insulting others?? Typical American...

[agentx3]

Yep

[SchutMeNow]

seriously this makes Americans look like primitive assholes. fuck.

[ddsharper]

It's called playing the dozens.

[aimAweirdo]

LOl... then he ends up in a grave cause the guy pwned him after he touched his girlfriend.