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  • Thumbs up if you put your feet up in your seat.

  • I had one of these on the screen around the back porch in my old home, i was scared to let my dod outside to go wee...

  • i had 3 huge banana spiders in front of my window but they're all gone now

  • Oh god kill it with fire

  • When the spider began to slowly approach, the jaws song was playin in my he ad

  • @martinohna Bear Grylls style!

  • that thing is freakin awesome

  • this made my flesh crawl!! 8-l

  • yuck, spiders are so gross

  • @amzthelez OMG yes they are!!

  • THAT THING COME IN MY YARD I KILL IT

  • That's good protein

  • OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO XD

  • An orb-weaving spider, she was part of early NASA experiments. She spun disorganized webs in space for the Skylab project.

  • Ok, I'll need a shotgun.

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

  • scary shit

  • is this the most venomous spider in the world?

  • @zachariwaters No actually they aren't venomous. But they are scary as heck!!

  • @horsefeathersgirl100 you're wrong they have neurotoxic venom just like the black widow, except it's not as strong and practically harmless to humans.

  • @horsefeathersgirl100 ohhhhh. my biology teacher was wronggggg!! :P

  • @zachariwaters No the most venomous spider would be a Brazilian Wandering Spider.

  • NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • I saw one of these at the junkyard today, it was probably the size of a car door handle. Surprised me at first.

  • i dont understand how a grub got up there?

  • @jaylol55 lmao! i'm sure he put it there! lmao

  • @jaylol55 Magic.

  • @jaylol55 god put it their for a reason!

  • DANG NATURE. YOU SCARY.

  • ROFL EASIEST CATCH EVER!!!! It takes is merry time to get to the grub, lazily plucks it off and

    walks away!!!

  • They're beautiful creatures but if one comes near me NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • he just got tired of break dancers like the rest of us.

  • grubs are disgusting. >.> the spider is pretty! :D

  • Taste like chicken

  • I sometimes wonder how this creature compares to such a beautiful... BANANA PHONE.

  • The banana spider that is poisonous is the brazillilan tarantula that commonly hides in banana crates. This spider is not dangerous and is great at killing bugs humans don't like.

  • @bimster20b you r an idiot. Don't spread bullshit and pretend you know what you are talking about

  • @sajay17 The irony in this post makes me chuckle.

  • those of you who think banana spiders are the most venomous, it is not, its actually the daddy long legs. but its fangs are to small to penetrate skin.

  • @bimster20b Everyone in this room is now dumber because of your comment.

  • @bimster20b If you make a video about how the daddy long legs is the most venomous spider, YouTube will send you a free unicorn.

  • @bimster20b i believe the most dangerous spider in north america is the brown recluse. or maybe the black widow. definitely not the daddy long legs.

  • I'm from the Caribean and I saw a lot of these motherfuckers around, even other creatures like Centipede and stuff.. nature is fucking weird sometimes,..

  • that has got to be creepy

  • HOLY, SHIT...

  • Better question, HOW THE FUCK DID A GRUB GET UP THERE?

  • Thats not a banna spider.

  • @Joshxoxo38 ur right its not a ''banna'' spider but how ever it is a banana spider :)

  • @863BRITT inccorect, the only spider refered to as the Banana* spider, pardon my horrible spelling is the Brazillian Wandering spider. this is not the Brazillian wandering spider, this is not a Banana spider. You assume that it is a banana spider just by the fact it has yellow markings. Banana spiders are brown. now do tell me where they got their name?????

  • *Enter Jaws Theme in Beginning*

  • This is why I hate spiders just look at the way it approached the grub

  • Thumbs Up if you felt the need to check the walls, and then visualised one of them being right there.

  • what the fuck, KILL IT

  • Am I the ONLY one that was humming the Jaws theme while watching this video?

  • this isnt a banana spider a banana spider is the brazilian wandering spider and thats the most poisnous and this is just and orb spider they dont do much harm

  • Dude so you have a motherfucking Banana spider in your house? Don't you call the fucking police? 1 bite of that bitch and your a goner in 10 minutes, no time to go to hospital...

  • Even though i have an intense arachnophobia (my wife kills the spiders..) haha this is the only one im not afraid of, i feed them all the time and watch them grow(: very good to have around your house. pretty friendly

  • This is the spider whos silk is just as strong as Kevlar right?

  • @Bronzecop uhuh people just walk into the webs and they dont break *shudders* uhgughugguh

  • @blacksupra001 A web is only a very very thin line, try gathering a spool of silk & weave into 3 inches thick. A documentary stated that the golden orb weaver's silk is just as strong as kevlar (or 5x stronger than steel to be exact).

  • i have babys and mamas in mybackyard.. pray for me

  • big spider

  • Do you know that the banana spider is the most dangerous spider in the world? yeah.

  • haha that spider must be thinking "god damn, thats gotta b one of the MOST juiciest things ive ever seen"

  • but if you go further down south dont run into the cold factor really lol like the keys but im northern FL and in the keys ive seen these bitches get pretty damn huge like big enough to fit on your head not body but with legs and body thats still fuck huge to me aleast there not posionus only spider i care and worry about in FL is brown recluse nasty motherfuckers there

  • i dont get why i wiki it says they only get 1-2inchs lol i seen some big motherfuckers if they live the whole through the summer usually go hide away or die off time it gets cold here which is only like 2-3 months of the year really but you dont start to notice these till around almost summer

  • @vycon88 The bodies are 1-2 inches, i think that's what it means. still farrrrr too big.

  • i see these on my way to work every day there all over palm beach florida i hate them

  • @manorboi20 in palm beach also, working down here for the summer surrounded by trees all day. giving me nightmares. it's infested.

  • @jrq09 bro its the worst

  • its a baby

  • urg im gonna have nightmares bout em tonight :-(

  • One Haloween my family put up a big fake spider web for decoration, a few days later one of these was living in it.

  • when i was little, my dad had a garden and we had like 10 at a time in our garden, even more baby ones! :) around where i live they are nicknamed garden orb spiders. they're like huntsmans. really friendly!

  • I had a giant one on my neck one time haha

  • I would love to have one of these hangin out at my house. He'd take care of some unwanted pests, and he'd just stay there on his web.

    All I get are the fucking spiders that don't set up a place to live like cool spiderbro's, because they are more interested in:

    1. Scaring the shit out of me when I least expect it.

    2. Hiding in my laundry/shoes to bite me when I touch them.

    3. Feeling the burn when I hold a lighter up in front of a febreeze can and hit them with a home-made flamethrower.

  • So now I start running facing the sky and I see something that made me stop and when I look down I see a web the highth of me.(6ft.) In the center was a queen? This spider was bigger than a softball and larger than my face. So I ran to my right to finally take the easy way out. I had no it's nor were there any spiders on me. It was the worst place I've ever found myself.

  • They're all over Indiana and they won't hurt you. I was walking threw a few fields to a friends. One field was nothing but weeds... once I was about 20 feet in I relied about every yen feet there was a web w/ a banana spine about the size of a quarter. I felt like I was to far to turn around so I kept walking looking at the sky. After another 50 feet I had a very bad feeling and looked down to find that the webs were about 3 feet apart and they were now the size of a half dollar.

  • ARE THOSE DEADLY?

  • @wwejheaton

    yes

  • @lesrambles1 no

  • @lins12341

    i take my comment back. the brazilian wandering spider is deadly, but the golden orb weaver

    spider is not lethal to humans.

  • @wwejheaton

    the golden orb weaver is not lethal to humans, but the brazilian wandering spider is deadly.

  • @lesrambles1 May not be lethal, but they're creepy looking bastards. I see them all over the place near the beaches on the coastline of the southeastern US.

  • the grub kinda looks like he is belly dancing at around 22 sec

  • all the hair on my hairy ass and back just stood up

  • i saw a fuckin giant centipede yesterday i fuckin shit myself and screamed like a girl and i got a pretty deep voice for a guy

  • i would shit a brick if i seen one of them

  • THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FLYING AROUND, GRUB. WAIT TILL YOU'RE OLDER.

  • Spiders in the tropic's look freakin' wierd....and then there's the fact that there so huge so he can see everything articluated.

  • wrap it up in web like a normal spider?

    no, that's just too mainstream.

  • EXTERMINATUS

  • is that spider is ROBOT ?

  • *jaws theme comes on as spider moves down on the grub*

  • thats NOT a banana spider! LEARN IT! the banana spider is the brazilian wandering spider, which is also the deadliest spider known.

    just because that thing is yellow, doesnt mean its a banana spider.

  • @Bowskenarts did you learn that from Wikipedia?

  • @gaaraboy96 it absolutely doesnt matter where I learned that from. fact is I've stated a correct comment instead of spreading out false information.

    cheers.

  • @Bowskenarts The Brazilian Wandering Spider( Phoneutria)has ALSO been nicknamed the Banana Spider. Just like a Football has the same pronunciation as the Futball(a.k.a soccer ball) You can't say that they both can't be fut/footballs. I'd like the correct name for this spider if you think otherwise. And don't give me it's genus name

  • damb big basted

  • I always feel like there are spiders crawling on me when I watch videos like these.

  • @SuperCashed dido

  • that's why i choose Nak machine over Grub.

  • I don't know who you are or what you do

    Or where you go when you're not around

    I don't know anything about you baby

    But you're everything I'm dreaming of

    I don't know who you are

    But you're a real dead ringer for love

    You're a real dead ringer for love

  • i also said "shoulda", come on man you're a pedant how did you miss that oppertunity to show me up *ohh no he spelt oppertunity wrong twice ahhhh*

  • ohh and twisting my grammar (when i said circle of life) to make it seem like i'm the one who should be sad or whatever is a very typical pedant move and you really, really need to look up what a pedant is.

  • @calzagheisthebest or because? see as follows,

    Usage Note: A traditional rule holds that the construction the reason is because is redundant, and should be avoided in favor of the reason is that.

  • @soulantea HAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAA *insert fart noise here* duuhhhhh do we put it out or what????

  • what a dick, wonder how the grub got there, hope u get eating by a big fucking spider cunt face.

  • @soulantea fuck the grub it's not like it has feelings, i just checked then they have no nociceptors (they can feel touch but can't register pain)

  • @calzagheisthebest i know its just sad :(

  • @soulantea umm well it's not sad is it it's completely natural, circle of life (they cannot feel pain whatsoever)

  • @calzagheisthebest is it natural that it gets thrown into a web? rather then naturally getting hunted, then its fair game, but being thrown into a web is disturbing the natural order of things for human entertainment,.

  • @soulantea stop being pedantic for the sake of not wanting to lose, you know i meant it's natural for grubs to be eaten. you never once said it's sad the natural order of hunting is being somewhat disturbed for human entertainment you said simply this is sad, implying watching a useless grub being eaten (which is what is happening in the video we're talking about) is sad. don't reply if you don't want i don't wan't.

  • @calzagheisthebest your the one who brought up the "natural circle of life" I'm merely correcting you, you seem to confused about the difference of it being placed there for entertainment rather then it "naturally" hunted.

  • @soulantea so the reason this is so sad is not because it was killed but rather because it missed out on the opportunity to be killed in the wild??

  • @calzagheisthebest wow, you still seem to miss the point, maybe your just arrogant, but if you don't seem to understand what point I'm arguing i don't think you even will.

  • @soulantea ok fair enough i'll let you have that one pedant, yes i said CIRCLE OF LIFE implying natural hunting but now can we please get BACK TO THE POINT. do you feel sad because this grub wasn't killed in the wild, as opposed to it being killed in captivity? "is it natural that it gets thrown into a web? rather then naturally getting hunted, then its fair game, but being thrown into a web is disturbing the natural order of things for human entertainment." < i assume that was your point?

  • @calzagheisthebest are you still implying that captivity and out in a web to be purposely killed has some sort of similarity? I'm not sad, I know it happens, :) my point is just to oppose your point regardless of what it may be :) time for me to be arrogant as this convocation is now officially boring me lol.

  • @soulantea well that's convenient, as soon as i find a way to end this by asking you a tough question you can't really answer, you're all of a sudden too mature or simply don't care enough to continue. *sigh* shoulda saw that one coming... look you thought you saw a light at the end of the tunnel by turning my own grammar against me but that light was a freight train and you just got plowed. i know i won cos i'm still here and not out of arrogance no. lol this is so sad blah blah shut up, owned.

  • @calzagheisthebest do you mean cause instead of cos? lol

  • @soulantea fucking lowlife, zero grace in defeat. actually writing lol shows you're on your arse without a single rebuttal or logical way to really shut me up. now if people read this they'll know how you tried arguing this was sad then to go and say it was only sad because it wasn't naturally caught then to abandon your debate, label me the loser, act like you're so smart and you understand something i don't, then run off. ha, well LOL to you too only thing is i'm actually laughing

  • @calzagheisthebest lmao you mad bro ?

  • @soulantea i'm meeting you fair and square, your logic v mine or your immaturity v mine. either way i'm actually having a good time! 

  • @calzagheisthebest haha, just yanking your chain mate, just ran out of things to say, im sorry i admit defeat. with grace, lol most entertaining for the morning :).

  • @soulantea ...now i feel bad for starting all this you're obviously not childish, to be honest if i was in a better mood when i watched this vid i too probably woulda said this is sad (wow i'm a prick aren't i...) there's nothing worse then those 'actually blah blah' types that ya get on youtube and i was one earlier when i started all this shit. btw if this was a trick so i'd admit i was the true prick it just worked lol

  • nope.

  • NOPENOPENOPENOPE

  • creepy

  • you feel that tingle on your leg? thats them.

  • @noooskill i need to go to the rest room now lol

  • @noooskill haha :D

  • @noooskill i have a giant one in my backyard i may videotape it and post it thumbs up if i should post it

  • @900transformers Yeah I had one in my house so I put it in a glass jar and released it outside my terrace. Now it has built a web right outside my terrace door, probably to protect me or some shit who knows. haha

  • @SonnyA89 it is now dead i went outside a few days ago and it is just gone died but there is an eggsack so yeah MORE GAINT SPIDERS

  • @SonnyA89 it is now dead i went outside a few days ago and it is just gone died but there is an eggsack so yeah MORE GAINT SPIDERS

  • @900transformers 23 likes, do it!

  • @noooskill shut up dude haha im freaking out!

  • This is not called the Banana Spider, the Banana Spider is the most poisonous and aggressive spider known to man; The Brazilian Wandering Spider.

  • @magicianmusician21

    I have heard BOTH, the Brazilian Wandering, and the Golden Orb Weaver spiders referred to as "banana spider." I would think both could be correct since "banana spider" is more of a nick-name, and not its official scientific name. I think its more of a regional thing; if you are in South America - "banana spider"=Brazilian Wandering...North America - "banana spider"= Golden Orb Weaver.

  • @dslgunner1977 ahhhhh i hadn't thought of it that way

  • the grubs like SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!

    

  • I discovered one of these guys in a fruitBox from a german supermarket. Sadly it was already dead.

  • NOPE

  • scary azz but awesome

  • I wonder how that grub got caught in the web? Hmmm.....

  • ewwwww its so big and nasty

  • "spider: AM BOUT TO GRUUB TONIGHT! lol

  • jesus you'd actually film this shit? I'd be killing the fucker!

    It's extremely poisonous!

  • hahaha poor maggot!

    when the spider is climbing down hes like "AAA SHIIT, DONT COME ANY CLOSER"

    

  • When I was a kid, there was one living in my house so I decided to give it a piece of my Reese's Peanut Butter cup. Then we both just chilled there eating our peanut butter cups.

  • @jag00237 Aww:)

  • @jag00237 thats funny, but not true. Spiders that catch their prey with webs, will only attack living moving prey. thats how they sense them, through vibrations in the web. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! *ding*

  • @unholyfarter Lol I put it int he web obviously, then blew on it to signal distress! If only they could just be handfed :P

  • @jag00237 what?

  • @jag00237 can i have what ur having?

  • @jag00237 hilarious comment. good, clean fun

  • @jag00237 hahahah u have 69 likes hahaahh lool

  • 0:21 "Quit poking me!"

  • That thing is HUGE!!!! I jumped a foot in the air when my dog brushed my leg as I was watching this! 0_o

  • B E  A UTIFUL ahahahah

  • Beautiful Spider

  • the maggot is like FUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK WTF WHY DID U DO THIS 2 ME WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­11 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-DEAD-

  • I am pretty sure that orb weavers dont get to eat grubs very often... cool idea.

  • 0:09 steady... steady... steady... 0:22 BOOM BITCH NOM NOM TIME!!

  • U ever wonder what the prey thinks? Does it know its a spider or does it just know it cant be in this sticky stuff? Lol

  • Kill that mofo!

  • Ha! A bot fly larvae? You put it there after squeezing it out, didn't ya?

  • wow thats a big spider. here in idaho we have brown recluse black widow daddy long leg house spiders and a few others. not anything like that one tho

  • @jriley2008 i thought black widow are only from south america

  • @CorRomeister no they are in the USA too. We have them in Idaho

  • @jriley2008 North Carolina has them, as well. Their webs are massive!

  • @CorRomeister North Carolina has black widows, brown recluse (which are far more dangerous than black widow), and golden orb weavers too. Not to mention several others.

  • @dslgunner1977 Golden Orbs arent deadly......... they will leave a painful welp but it's bite wont kill you. The two dangerous spiders that live in America is the Black Widow and Brown Recluse. Everything else will hurt but wont kill you.

  • @tylerhaunted Oh, I know the the golden orb weavers aren't deadly, I was just saying that we have alot of them in North Carolina, as well as the black widows and brown recluse, which are poisonous.

    Even though the G.O. weavers aren't poisonous, I still wouldn't want one of them on me! It's not so much the spiders that bother me, it's their web! When I was a kid, I used to pick up every spider I saw. Then one time I picked one up and it spun a web from my hand, and I just hated how it felt! Eww!

  • @dslgunner1977 THAT IS SO KUL!!!!