Axe Body Spray - Dave Thomason

[clinthaught]

the inspiration for the phoenix scent was phoenix the city. the place is clouded with the scent of douchebaggery

[Weasel875]

This was awesom! :D Seriously reminds me of Arj Barker and little of Dane Cook but really this was just perfect...made my day :D

[LETSPLAYANGRY]

@Weasel875 Yeah he did remind me of Arj Barker. First thing that popped in my head.

[TheKtreece92]

I thought this was really funny. Like, seriously funny.

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

im not a douche bag... thats probably why i dont like axe body spray

[buckyboreto]

96 guys smell like duochbags

[wrathletik]

I use axe phoenix, come at me bro.

[steviebkhall]

You should try the "dusch gel" with peeling perls ! I didnt know if i was at the beach ,or scrubbing my loins with granite ! What's next ?

[ghosterdude]

i like his impression of a douchebag

[Dabomb1237]

haha, "chad" that had to be a reference to jacksfilms.

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

@Dabomb1237 YESSS!!!

[nycolea13]

His impression of the Phoenix reminded me of Arj Barker ! lmao

[ntr10me]

That was a little too perfect. So much so that I stopped laughing and switched over to platinum rage. This dude speaketh truthings.

[TheNorthFuck]

"I gay bash unicorns and date rape mermaids."

[trackerbignose]

He looks like Scout

[natedeezy7912]

i vote no

[Get908]

Very Funny lol

[HarrisonHKruger]

This guy is awesome.

[s38a5t13n]

dave thomason FTW

[therockacrossthepond]

wooo, that was an awkward moment at the end where he laughs to try and help spark laughter...

[saskchic1011]

lol.....

[Dudefish420]

Nah.. didnt make me laugh acctually..

[Briskman11]

he looks like a young ryan reynolds!!!!

[EFTGym]

@Briskman11 but ryan is funny

[hottscanscom]

dave thomason rules

[edwinzee]

hottscancom rules.

[ancientLavada]

Axe stinks worse than bad B.O. end of story. And yes there is good B.O.

[LouDiamondPhilips199]

That joke failed HUGE!!!!!! People take dates to comedy bars.And when alot of guys go out with dates the wear AXE.

Notice when he said you smell like douche bags only 3 people laughed?

[BBenDiMaiOO]

a lot of people laughed

[rubylamour]

he got an applause break! duh!

[LouDiamondPhilips199]

Your Mom got an applause break.

[bumpinjams]

are you really using lou diamond phillips as your regular youtube user name?

[LouDiamondPhilips199]

No............It's an illusion.

[325982668]

1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, floor.

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

AYA HIRANO

[yeastu]

He drinks a whisky drink

He drinks a vodka drink

He drinks a lager drink

He drinks a cider drink............

damn douchebirds LOL

[wileystyley]

This guy is heeeeelariousssssssssssssss!!!­!!!!!

that clip rules you and your weird parents and your weird Aunt Susie, and your evil soul.

[pornopopice]

it's hilarious

and the UCB reference at the end? golden

remember guys, there's a broad comedy spectrum out there.

even if he isn't dane cook; he could still be funny.

[likecold139]

I want 67 seconds of my life back. Who in their left mind could consider this crap comedy?

[matlock044]

Decent material, terrible delivery. He sounds like he is reading his jokes. It doesn't sound natural at all.

[jaella08]

he's hot.

[linux750]

that was clever material. the delivery of the material may need polishing but that was a clever way to joke about phoenixes none the less.

[pansyinthegarden]

Great smile!

[ethan1336]

@linux750 You must be a famous comedian?

[pedo8phil]

1. this is hilarious.

2. if you don't think so, take it as a loss and continue with your day. But if you can't help yourself, and you need to show the world your genius comment, then please do this first: take 5 minutes right now, and write a joke. Is yours good enough to post as a video response? If it isn't, then maybe you should just move on with your mediocre do-nothing selves and forget that retarded, hypocritical comment you wanted to post.

[TermsOfUseExpired]

its hard to take you seriously when your name has the word pedo in it. >:|

[pedo8phil]

lol

[riskyshotz]

Would yours be considered one of the genius comments you were referring to?

[pedo8phil]

no. as you can see, I propose a solution with humility and self awareness.yours is a glorious example.I cant even tell if you dont like the comment the comedian or if you just saw sarcasm and had the wholly brilliant idea of using sarcasm against sarcasm to turn it around and make me look stupid or you look clever? even thats unclear because you didn't even say anything. because as far as I can tell you aren't funny or witty and definitely not clever. no. you were exactly who I was talking about

[riskyshotz]

you sound angry. you feelin okay?

[pedo8phil]

lol. you're so stupid.

[ApollosVengeance]

erm.....that was really lame, he might wanna keep the jokes off the stage!

[aotayde2]

LAME!

[arehumansgood]

ehh

[felixthecoach]

how does this have 4 stars? i give 2

[SickAudi]

ya this guy is not funni fuckin str8 up lame

[a17koll9876]

that was lame

[Xinoutorah]

Omg that was such a lame joke...he reminds me of everyone in high school who ever thought they were funny...and they just weren't. And after they told a joke everyone would kind of stare at them and maybe one person would laugh, but it would be one of those pity laughs. That person was usually me.

[SaintLiam78]

what a moron

[lilmak107]

TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilmak107]

this has got to be the worst I've ever heard in my fuckin life..whatever this kid was doing before comedy he needs to focus more on that!!!!!!! DAMN HE'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[champ23100]

ummm no!!

[luigidetomaso]

lame to say the least...

[ReverendHigh]

LMFAO! THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!

[freddy8finger]

YEAH FUNNY.... if your retarded

[SundanceCrave]

if you dont think this is funny, it's probably because either you are the giant douche bag frat boy he was describing, or you're dating one. bitch.

[TheDJRapiD]

Actually it's a fact everyone has their own opinion but i was thinking if you find this funny you're probably the guy on stage telling the weak ass joke. I'm not saying hes not right just didn't have that funny factor.

[Xinoutorah]

or you just don't think it's funny...because it's not funny to you lol.

[SifuZeemore]

Yup, I concur their opinions.

[meehalee21]

not funny!!!!

[thefatman69dude]

omfg hes hilarious as hell in my opinion because its true

[mikeyes11]

What, was it fucking open mic night? This is ridiculous. Im watching in disbelief cause I cannot believe how stupid this is.

And don't say it would be funny, you just got to be drunk-cause Im half way there and this is getting me sober if anything... Fuck this...Oh yea, the heaven and hell guy? Lame too.

This is like bazarro land comedy..

WTF????

[shoes89sun]

you ain't got no funny bone !!!!

[xkjnboix]

this is dumb. he shoudl go back and finish high school rather than telling lame ass jokes. and btw pheonix is awesome.

[yeastu]

if you dont think this is funny, I feel bad for you because you have no sense of humor, this joke was silly and hilarious, much better than that pretentious crap about heaven and hell. no one should use dantes inferno as a setup for a joke, its not funny, now douchebag birds that sing chumbawumba that's comedy

[IAmLevelHeaded]

eh.

[ryoko]

yeastu- interpreting something like comedy is based on the person. Everyone's views are different. I don't much care for this guy's style of comedy though. But that's just me.

[Xinoutorah]

I don't care for his style of comedy either. Waaay too elementary for me... Now I am sure if I was still in elementary school this would crack me up...

[lachelleness]

wow. i guess i'm the only one that liked it. it cracked me up. lol.

[ghostdude99]

was a little lol

[guitarchim]

EPIC FAIL

[Tennisballenator]

FAIL

[EBATO]

Those people will laugh at anything after a few drinks and an hour of shitty comedy...

[dylanotto]

take that swansons

[gking08]

turd

[evanlomas]

oh! now i know why they stopped making video, turns out people just stopped being funny...

[Margie555]

i guess i am the only one who did not like that video.. very cheap...

[mkost84]

fag

[bobwatters]

y the fuck does youtube keep puting videos i have allready watched back into my subscription list

[xXGaticaXx]

SAME! It's getting annoying

[bobwatters]

yep

[ianpmajor]

AHHAAHHAHAHA. . .loved it, 5 stars

[ColouredPenguins]

i found it funny

[lowfatfishsticks]

wtf. this was funny. are their axe company employes watching this or something? it should have 5 stars.

[OMGSammysHere]

Smashmouth!??!?!!? I like this guy

[starcrossedbat]

he is pretty funny! i like him!

[supertroll201]

it was cool. I liked the phoneix song part

But if people really want o criticize they need to try standup comedy a few times

Its like Rush Limbaughs fat ass complaining about Obama Like his fat dumb ass can do any better

[ButtercreamBrittany]

That sucked.

[trilerkiler]

dude this is shit GET A JOB U LAZY FUCK

[nexxan85]

Was this supposed t be funny? Well it wasn't fun at all.

[shanepatrickfagan]

Its called Lynx in Ireland and the UK

[SteveRay911]

@ Comic-

You are not Dane Cook. Please don't try to imitate him. THANKS

[lowfatfishsticks]

thats good because dane cook isnt funny.

[phillies890]

Dane Cook BLOWS

[707RipOtee]

Double pits to Chesty, Suck sweaty donkey balls!!

[skateboarder2]

LMAO

[bobwatters]

i guess they droped the sux box

to bad this guy wusnt funny

[Stonewallboy]

I stopped buying AXE when... oh wait, I never bought that shit.

I don't want to smell like a fucking 6th grader.

[Brandon187c]

Rooftop sucks now. They need to go back to the old format

[fratboyfrat]

more like axe body GAY amirite?

[damawsomedan]

a little dane cook influence but great

[danthordan]

The frat boy part was perfect, lol.

[hassmann2000]

we call it lynx.

[z3ekeezzz]

That frat boy part was awesome

[librano]

Axe stinks.. I can't stand it.

[jhentros]

i stopped buyin axe because i always lose it while its still half full

[TaintedWitch666]

lol

[Caboose68]

my brother smells and acts as such.

[sobedabest]

then he might be a douchebag

Caboose68

[Caboose68]

lol you may be right

[mites7]

God its true. The majority people that fall for the stupid axe ads are dumb fratboys. "If I wear Axe I'll get laid."

[mtomaso2]

saying first is queef

[LtShock]

Hahaha!

[tadshackles]

DUDE! You just totally blew your shot at an epic first post...

[LtShock]

Wtf? "Epic" first post? I didn't even see i was the first. And what doe sit matter anyway? It's not like i win a prize.