MST3k 808 - The She-Creature

[cambotgypsytomcrow]

Servo: "To infinity and-"

Crow: "Shh! Disney. Lawsuit."

Servo: "Uh... Some other places!"

[lilpimpinization]

What is the sleeeep line from? I have heard it in a bunch of episodes and it always cracks me up but I can't place where I .have heard it before

[dgsteffen]

That's great, Mesmer, but you left jelly all over the cutting board this morning!

[sarty]

You, @analogkid01, are a god amoung humankind for all of these uploads.  Thank you!!!

[tripoli911]

I've watched this movie at least 15 times, and I still have no idea what our "hero" said. At any point. In any scene.

[cristinaalsos]

"This is scary, I'm not going to get any SLEEEEEEEP!!"

[BandGirl25]

she got up to faint..bahahahaha

[razioak]

I just wanted to say that these uploads are making my life livable right now, opening me up to a whole host of episodes I never would have been able to see otherwise. I love MST3K, but up until 2 months ago, I'd only seen the movie and a half-dozen episodes.

Many many thanks.

[davec3433]

SLEEEEEEEEP! still cracks me up every time.



[grimlockfire]

lol scuba diving lesbain

[giuseppi77]

I think Channing Tatum modeled his acting style after Lance Fuller.

[analogkid01]

@giuseppi77 - Oh, but I loved her in Grease, she was much more bubbly and personable.

[giuseppi77]

@analogkid01 You're thinking of Stockard Channing. I'm talking about Channing Tatum, the wooden, cement parking block of an actor from G.I. Joe and The Eagle.

[analogkid01]

@giuseppi77 - Stockard Channing was one of the voices in the GI Joe cartoons?? I had no idea.

[giuseppi77]

@analogkid01 G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. The movie. Unless you're just messing with me and I'm not reading the sarcasm...

[analogkid01]

@giuseppi77 - that's a bingo! ;-)

[giuseppi77]

@analogkid01 "Saaaarcasm."

[scarinasvault]

@analogkid01 Wrong Channing, Carol Channing was the voice of Cobra Commander.

[analogkid01]

@scarinasvault - I always admired the Cobra Commander's jewelry.

[scarinasvault]

@analogkid01 Meh, Mumm-Ra had the best amulets. And was voiced by Zsa-Zsa Gabor.

[Oppeldeldoc1]

Somehow Lombardi reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio as Howard Hughes, at least in those later parts of The Aviator.

[kff]

Analogkid's mst3k descriptions are the best and worthy.

[analogkid01]

@kff - awww, thanks!

[GoblinXXX]

@analogkid01 Except... John Agar is not in this movie. You may have confused this with REVENGE OF THE CREATURE, or be confusing the equally wooden Lance Fuller in this for Agar. (Both have the same stunning lack of screen presence.)

[analogkid01]

@GoblinXXX - you know what, you're right. But, John Agar / Lance Fuller...what's the difference? ;-)

[GoblinXXX]

@analogkid01 Very little as far as talent goes, though Fuller seems to have paid his dues with a lot of bit parts, while Agar got into movies by virtue of marrying Shirley Temple. Useless trivia: Lance Fuller was in VOODOO WOMAN, and Agar was in CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE, the color remake of VOODOO WOMAN... Though not as the same character.

[SinnFein4ever]

@GoblinXXX

Hi Goblin.

:)

[GoblinXXX]

@SinnFein4ever Que pasa, Sinny!

[SinnFein4ever]

@GoblinXXX

Yo quero Taco Bell.

:D

[SinnFein4ever]

@analogkid01

I don't suppose that you'd happen to be single?

;)

[Tareltonlives]

The director's only instruction: bug your eyes out

[SomeDumbKid1]

DO.NOT.ACT.

[OneThousandWorlds]

the tickle-me-carlo lombardi is the scariest damn doll they've had on the show, before the time of Mikey and Mike's Socksey but during the time Little Robot Mike, Goosio and Evil Black Crow.

[SpiderxBlue]

@OneThousandWorlds The evil crom was definitely in the top three

[SpiderxBlue]

@SpiderxBlue crow*



[lukeedwardsimmons]

"Only movie based on a lens flare."

Oh, yeah, this was made BEFORE Star Trek (2009).

[bored12358]

you have a top collection of MST3k,thanks heaps for sharing!!

[shandelear]

"RrrrANIX!" "It's not me barking, they dubbed it in!"

[sleepyhollow783]

58:22 "The SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL transmigration."

[sleepyhollow783]

I lick when the Bots use the "Look familiar, Mike?" line when a movie shows a couple's quarrel (37:37) or some guy getting rejected. I know it looks familiar to me at least.

[SpiderxBlue]

@sleepyhollow783 lick...

[shandelear]

he he, Jack Nance impression,...that's rich.

[jeeprnovru]

PEARL!!!! Its Escape NOT EXCAPE!!! Shit!

[jeffeastwood15]

"She's in the ocean now, preparing to come out."

"So she's a scuba-diving lesbian." LOL

[CaptEoNinja83]

MIKE!! You blew up another planet!! What is your deal!?!?

[kitkatsimply]

12:33 Shia LaBeouf!

[pockypurse]

They killed Sauvage Pierre!

[Schone23666]

"I can certainly see how...SLEEEEEP!!!"

"What's that, Grandpa Lombardi fell down a well?"

=P

[SpiderxBlue]

I want you to kill him...

"Whut!?"

[Demelza1964]

Eric can put people to sleep without even trying. Did he shoot up before he did his scenes? He sounds like he's nodding! lol

[Demelza1964]

Andrea does the worst English accent I've ever heard!

[arbknight12]

1:25:00.

lol.

"Disney, Lawsuit"

[EmmaOnATangent]

I have such a crush on Kevin Murphy. . . .

[ChaoticYak]

Who was that lethargic, lunk-headed stranger?

[ChaoticYak]

Crowds of up to six applauded wildly!

[Yapshire]

What's with the 50's, where they pronounce robots as "robuts" and occult as "ah-cult"?

[amsooldnot]

hahahaha an Archie reference .

[BlackAdam1231]

At a low point of my life this & many other Mst3k episodes made me laugh and help me through those hard days

[paladindarknite]

i do not find any of Joel's movies funny, even he founded the show, i wont watch anything with Joel!

[PaperbackWizard]

Okay, who wins for creepiest practicioner of the dark arts for fun and profit: Doctor Carlo Lombardi or the Great Vorelli?

[jtklove]

@PaperbackWizard Vorelli, the Rapey Hypnotist.

[SpiderxBlue]

@PaperbackWizard actually the doctor from bride of the monster wins XD

[ChaoticYak]

@PaperbackWizard Lombardi is the greasiest. Vorelli is creepier.

[Schone23666]

"And don't forget to SLEEEEEEEP!!!"

God, that cracks me up every time. =D

[SpiderxBlue]

@Schone23666 i bet it works

[cuttock]

I think Mike would make a fantastic fat tranny.

[ruphia]

1:25:25 Oh, Frodo's going snorkeling!

[Nikki172421]

"look into my oily T-zone!" Bahahaha!

[kymmydanger]

Eisenhower, P.I.

[mrhipsterdoofus]

"Look deep into my eyebags" 1:12 lmao

[samsullithegenius]

"Come now, doctor, we're too old for fairy tales."

"Not me!"

I love this show more than words can say.

[pigeggs1]

That Dr. Carlo Lombardi doll gave me nightmares.

[TheEclipsist]

Did... did Pearl call them shitbags at the end?

[analogkid01]

@TheEclipsist - I think "douchebags"?  I dunno - it would have to be something they thought they could get away with.

[trapadoored]

@analogkid01

I think it was shmucks. I watched this when it first aired and I don't remember a bleep.

[quadrangleman]

@TheEclipsist From Satellite News:

"Mary Jo calls M&TB “schmucks” and got bleeped by a nervous channel. Fans were a bit upset about it at the time, but BBI seemed only to find it funny (or so they let on to fans)."

So I'm guessing they thought it sounded too much like she was dropping the F-bomb.

[TheAmusingHeckler]

No Bette Midler & Barbra Hershey vehicles allowed.

[Blahblobify]

Is it just me or is the riffing in this episode a lot better than usual?

[ArmorArmadillo]

@Blahblobify I agree, this was definitely one of the best episodes of the Sci Fi era

[pretorious700]

Pot roast for breakfast? Actually, it would eventually thaw at room temperature...now I will really just relax.

[Penningtontj]

"Sleep!"

[micksmom2]

"Man, if I ever wanted to put this movie in a stump grinder, this is the one!"

[SeagalismyHero]

"So she's a scuba-diving lesbian."

[neoterous]

the year of our lord, kajillion

[Parkwaymania]

Dave Berg, scientist.

[vampirehunter42]

Wow, that dog is 'Old Yeller'. About the only one in the movie to star in a major film.

[sleepyhollow783]

1:25:57 Mike: "Who was that lethargic lunk-headed stranger?"

1:26:48 "Man if I ever wanted to put a movie into a stumpgrinder, this is the one!"

[Laceykat66]

Does anyone still have a "Thaw-master"???

Or Thighmaster for that matter.

[kerplop]

Abbott!  ABBO-O-O-O-OT!!!

[JohnMacnee]

"Here comes Mike, Destroyer of Worlds."

"Oh god of fire and vengeance...STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

[customcartoons]

Mike! You blew up another planet! What is your DEAL???

^_^

[str009]

22:00  Cop sounds more like the crooks. I'm a cop, see! Nyah!

[MrAlcazar]

Savage Pier is dead lmao.

[bgsadler100]

SLEEEEEEP!!!!

[ShampooAndCondition]

Worst movie ever. So Painful. Torture.

If it weren't for Mike, the bots and Pearl I never would've made it through.

[jonahsdive]

That's not John Agar, it's Lance Fuller (author of the book "Do Not Act"). Plus the creepy guy who played the husband in Screaming Skull and the doctor in Colossal Man.

[pretorious700]

@jonahsdive I thought the same thing, but turns out the Screaming Skull guy and the Colossal Man doctor were brothers.

[dgsteffen]

@jonahsdive You can see Lance Fuller Not Acting in This Island Earth (as riffed in MST3k : The Movie!).

[Unwyze]

"I will touch you and soon you will be asleep."

"Sooo, like every night."

Too easy XD

[Priest84]

0:36:38 Tom: "Sometimes I just trail off... I don't know..."

LMAO!! Wickedly funny line but the best part is when you hear Mike chuckling after it is said. Damn, I miss this show.

[tripoli911]

...my boat...

[tripoli911]

Ok, I know there really was a "thigh master", but was there a "thaw master"?

[geordiegeorge1]

I don`t know what`s worse, the "creature`s" hair, bosoms or skin like "The Thing" from the Fantastic Four...eh, who am I kidding - I`d still do her.

[PopcornSonata]

You'll hang for this, Champ.

[LamangoKaijura]

LMFAO! God, Mike ruins another planet.

[LamangoKaijura]

@LamangoKaijura Dear god... The bit with Pearl threating Bill's brain was priceless, Mary, Bill, Kevin, Paul, Mike, all yelling... Classic.