I love the ending, how Max so obviously just wants to check out Fran's tchusus (that's is definitely not how it is spelled, but I think we know what I mean)
Niles "Well I didn't know I wanted it until someone esle sunk his teeth into it and now its too late.God it was right there in front of me obnly if i had snatched it up when i was able to"
Max "God man just have a bloody pear.
Niles "Oh, dear that was the last pear."
Fran "Did you want it?"
Niles "Yes but I didn't know I wanted it until someone else sunk their teeth into it."
@xxrotem It was Fran Lite. The one where Max goes out with someone who looks just like Fran. Niles was saying that just because two things look alike doesn't mean they are the same. He compared a towel and oven mitt that had the same print.
i like how niles is always trying to give clues to maxwell about how him and fran are meant to be like in the episode "Fran-lite" with the glove analogy
now now dont do anything rash *puts a butcher knife in her bag*
Good Night CC
YOU ANIMAL!
Do u think ive been to rough on ms. fine?
well she seemed to enjoy it
Good God man have a bloody pear!!
GOD i love this episode its sooo funny i love how niles keeps trying to explain it to flan and mathews but neither of them get it!! *sigh* i love this show :) <3
Max:So why do I fing it so bloody irritating??...*bites into apple*
Niles:Oh dear, that was the last apple.
Max:Oh, i'm sorry old man did you want it?
Niles:Well yes sir but I didnt realize I wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it and now its too late, HA!, god, it was right there in front of me if only I snatched it up when I had the chance I wouldnt have this aching hunger....
"Good God man, have a bloody pear!!!"
nenejuve 1 month ago
"Now don't do anything rash."
*puts huge knife in purse*
I love Niles!
AshCoolAwesomeness 2 months ago 2
Gracie's feet on 3:20
andreaglassglow 3 months ago
Niles is SO wise. And yet nobody gives a damn or pays an iota of attention to whatever he says...
Shangas 4 months ago
"Tell me, tell me!"
"Oh no, I couldn't possibly! I promised not to say a word!...Read this".
I love Niles.
Shangas 4 months ago 4
Willie: NINE MINUS SEVEN
Gracie: TWO!
Willie: we're counting her subtractions! XDDDD
Davina122 5 months ago 4
good god, man! have a bloody pear!
klarebear721 5 months ago
I'm timing her subtractions....lol
freerayhn 7 months ago 2
i love how niles always does the i didn't see it untill another person had it things and max never gets it haha!!
agluva4ever 7 months ago
@agluva4ever
yeah that's amazing xD at first i didn't get it too, but then i got it!!~ xDD
Twinker98 4 months ago
@Twinker98 haha ya :)
agluva4ever 4 months ago
@agluva4ever yeah. XDD
Twinker98 4 months ago
whhhyyyy!!!!! lmao i love tht part 0:40
britybrat101 9 months ago
haha 1:15 you can see the mic in the upper left
moviemaker259 10 months ago
i love Nile's metaphore's
TheLILTIGER32 10 months ago
Fran: "Gracie, you're not really having a baby, honey".
...
Fran: "Sweetie you are definitely NOT pregnant. And if you were we were calling Horaldo immediately".
Gracie: "I'm not?"
Fran: "NO".
Gracie *sighs*: "Thank God I'd like to get a figure before I lose it!"
csgrambauer 10 months ago 5
i love this show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silverspoons96 10 months ago
ppl r stupid they say like look at thiss blah blah at 0:14 & theres nothinq there qeze
LilyBabyy27 1 year ago
gracies wearing slippers
LilyBabyy27 1 year ago
"Um, Ms. Fine, I think you sat in something." Nah, looking good :D~ xDDD!
Osowowable 1 year ago
Curt knows everything???what about her age?I heard the FBI couldn't bring that up!
dammit3094 1 year ago 3
no,looking good
hesbeautifulover 1 year ago
Maxwell: Good God man, have a bloody pear!
yeepso 1 year ago 2
I love Nile's metaphors XD
loyalfalconflutist 1 year ago
ew gracie's feet at 3:40... would someone give that kid a bath and some slippers? geez
MrRieAriza 1 year ago
FRAN PICK UP THE HINTS NILES BEEN LEAVEIN
jessicasavery 1 year ago 2
@jessicasavery MAXWELL YOU TOO!!!!
loyalfalconflutist 1 year ago
@loyalfalconflutist TURE :)
jessicasavery 1 year ago
I swear, Nile's kitchen metaphors! =D And those two still don\'t get it don't they?
77PhoenixFire77 1 year ago 2
what episode was when cc was clucking like a chicken
witchgirl4 1 year ago
@witchgirl4 "Pen Pal," first episode, third season.
oreokittykittencat 1 year ago
1:15 you can see the mic :P
bobbymcmonkey 1 year ago
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ms. babcoc "WHY!" Niles "now now dont do anything rash.." *puts knife into the bag* rofl
BeanieBeantheBum 1 year ago
ms. babcoc "WHY!" Niles "now now dont do anything rash.." *puts knife into the bag*
BeanieBeantheBum 1 year ago 3
poor Niles, your subtle messages are just rolling off them
Admiralharu 1 year ago
I love the ending, how Max so obviously just wants to check out Fran's tchusus (that's is definitely not how it is spelled, but I think we know what I mean)
PurpleMaster958Two 1 year ago
Niles. "oh dear, that was the last apple."
Max "Im sorry old man, did you want it."
Niles "Well I didn't know I wanted it until someone esle sunk his teeth into it and now its too late.God it was right there in front of me obnly if i had snatched it up when i was able to"
Max "God man just have a bloody pear.
Niles "Oh, dear that was the last pear."
Fran "Did you want it?"
Niles "Yes but I didn't know I wanted it until someone else sunk their teeth into it."
Fran "You snooze, you lose."
fluteplayer1052 1 year ago 6
@nigeriabababygirl
omgoodness
i i had just started watching the nanny when i wrote that message above lol
i now know its Fran and Maxwell
gosh i feel so stupid lol
nigeriababygirl 1 year ago
LOL 0:34
dtruitt3 1 year ago
at 2:50 Nile's said "he" while talking to Fran haha
OkayIDontCare1 1 year ago 2
Love advice from Niles, how amazing
RyColSM 1 year ago 3
so from that analogy, we can deduce that Max is bisexual and Fran is a free-spirited individual, surprise surprise....
osahju914 1 year ago
What's the episode where Niles does the same heavy hinting thing he did with the apply but with a mitten?
xxrotem 1 year ago
@xxrotem It was Fran Lite. The one where Max goes out with someone who looks just like Fran. Niles was saying that just because two things look alike doesn't mean they are the same. He compared a towel and oven mitt that had the same print.
valzaidi 1 year ago
GAHHH!!!! I LOVE HOW NILES TRIED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO MAXWELL!!!!! GO NILES!!!! :D
mooseface23 1 year ago 2
i wish Willie was a supporting cast
he's so cute for Gracie
MiKebEnJiSlOvE1230 1 year ago
i like how niles is always trying to give clues to maxwell about how him and fran are meant to be like in the episode "Fran-lite" with the glove analogy
drmmboi 1 year ago 5
at 0:53 i found out that niles is left handed!
lmao c.c. "WHY!!!!!"
Serena2192 1 year ago 2
i can't believe gracie thought she was pregant!
wjoycek 1 year ago 7
@wjoycek well when you're that young,you don't know how a couple makes a baby
LegendKillingChain 1 year ago
WHY!?!? I WANNA DIE!!!
fjdrocks1234 1 year ago 2
god man have a bloody pair
8-.
livlikeyourALIVE 1 year ago 3
I love when Niles trys to explain to Mr Sheffield that he is missing out on Fran by using weird analogies like the apples and the oven mitts
rand0mwurds 2 years ago 25
"Goodnught, CC." "You animal!" "You didn't saya anything about last night, did you?" "Nooo, sir, you told me not tooo."
EvilSapphires 2 years ago 8
Maxwell: Oh I think you sat in something, nope looking good!
LMFAO!
DDLHG 2 years ago 8
That is just pure payback. Lolz
EvilSapphires 1 year ago 3
LOL CC: " Why?" Niles: " There There now don't do anything rash"
then he places a kitchen knife in her purse
emmettfan1885 2 years ago 5
when cc's head is on the counter you can see her trying not to laugh
bookworm12424 2 years ago 3
why does that kidd's face look so familiar?? the little kidd that gracie thought she was pregnant with (btw that was hilarious!!!)
darkangel2454 2 years ago 2
Love Max at the end too!
cullenlover213 2 years ago 7
LOL I love it when Max is so clueless to Niles hints! And he is adorable when he is jealous
cullenlover213 2 years ago 9
He acts like a bear trying to get the honey. He DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT! Yet...at least.Lol.
EvilSapphires 1 year ago
JELOUSE!!!!!!!
Wow Niles with the hints
SweetoHolic104 2 years ago 9
This is so clear Thanks !!!
meowdragonkiss 2 years ago
i love the from 0:20 to 1:00
Bella19978 2 years ago 4
max- dear god man have a bloody pear
LMAO hilarious how only niles seems to no how much they like each other even when they dnt themselves
H20fanatic20 2 years ago 14
i just love it when niles makes fun of C.C...... and the way he drops hints to sheffield and fran.... it kills me
oh dear that was rhe last apple/pear
i didn't realize i wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it
naturalnchic 2 years ago 8
Niles:now dont do anything rash
-sticks a butcher knife in CC's purse-
ILuvsGeeks 2 years ago 8
Max:O ms.Fine i think u sat in something
Fran:what?
Max:nope lookin good
LOL!
catsidi 2 years ago 87
C.C.'s head must really hurt after she banged her head on the counter.
Jenny8817 2 years ago 3
omg..he is sooo jealous..he just didnt want to show it..she was right that he was jealous.
sistavic 2 years ago 11
hahaha Niles is so funny when he tries to drop hints
nillyvanilla3 2 years ago 7
now now dont do anything rash *puts a butcher knife in her bag*
Good Night CC
YOU ANIMAL!
Do u think ive been to rough on ms. fine?
well she seemed to enjoy it
Good God man have a bloody pear!!
GOD i love this episode its sooo funny i love how niles keeps trying to explain it to flan and mathews but neither of them get it!! *sigh* i love this show :) <3
nigeriababygirl 2 years ago 93
@nigeriababygirl its fran and maxwell were u being sarcastic???im such a dork XD
kelseybb98 1 year ago
@nigeriababygirl fran and maxwell dear
coolio6100 1 year ago
i love how niles does that stuff. lol
MonkxLover10 2 years ago 4
does anyone else notice that fran only wears long-sleeves? i wonder if she ever gets hot in those outfits. :P
kibakiss123 2 years ago
i notice she does too....im sure she does....i think she wears short sleeves sometimes..
sistavic 2 years ago
Max:So why do I fing it so bloody irritating??...*bites into apple*
Niles:Oh dear, that was the last apple.
Max:Oh, i'm sorry old man did you want it?
Niles:Well yes sir but I didnt realize I wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it and now its too late, HA!, god, it was right there in front of me if only I snatched it up when I had the chance I wouldnt have this aching hunger....
Max:Good god man have a bloody pair!
AshlayPiie101 2 years ago 12
"Good god, man, have a bloody pear!"
And I love when CC yells out "WHY?!"
ConjugalVisits 2 years ago 4
yeah the best shows on nick at nite is george lopez and the nanny i try 2 stay up all night 2 watch the nanny,good god man have a bloody pear! lol
patty221 2 years ago 7
the thing abiout Columbo is so funny xD ;D
StaceyDashFan 2 years ago 4
NOPE .. looking good
xDDDDDDDDD
tiger2hunt4me 2 years ago 2
im timing her subtractions lol
TyraBanksBiggestFan 2 years ago 6
Good god man, have a bloody pear!
lol he's so dumb sometimes. xD
666OrWhat 2 years ago 4
why does max always say bloody
patty221 2 years ago
cuz in england its a curse word
AllAmericanWeirdo 2 years ago
lol, I noticed it too xD
StaceyDashFan 2 years ago 3
y is everyone ignoring gracie's pregnancy!!!!!!!!
aprilgirl96 2 years ago 2
"Niles? O.o"
"Sir? o.O"
"you didn't say anything to miss babcock about lastnight did you e.e?''
"Niles:Nooo you told me not to o_o"
Roflmao :3
KagomesInnerBeast 2 years ago 6
hahahaa i like the 'looking good' thing :p
neonnailpolishx3 2 years ago 2
its funny how niles tries to hint at mr.shepfield and ms.fine about eachother
tootsie93 2 years ago 2
so true lol
its mr sheffeild not mr shepfeild :)
AllAmericanWeirdo 2 years ago 2
Best.
Show.
Ever.
AkaneHasegawa 2 years ago 6
Man Niles is the best character on this show,He rules!
Waralien1 2 years ago 3
I just love Niles...! ♥
GSR4Ever2874 2 years ago 4
I love Niles hes so funnny!
laosgurl428 2 years ago 4
I love how NIles is trying to get Fran and Maxwell together.
varietychick 2 years ago 7
Good Night C.C.
you ANIMAL!!
ROFL!!!!
Dominique913 2 years ago 6
Maxwell: goodnight CC.
CC: YOU ANIMAL!
icellin 2 years ago 4
I LOVE THIS SHOW!
PeaceLoveStuff81 2 years ago
niles: oh no. i couldn't possibly. i swore i wouldn't say a word. read this.
c.c.: WHY
dtrujillo921 2 years ago 4
Max: "Niles do you think ive been a little too rough on Miss Fine?"
Niles: "Well she seemed to enjoy it sir"
xDD!!!
SSarah777 2 years ago 3
You find it irratating mr sheffield because you love her and miss fine loves you back <333
RotisserieiJamie 2 years ago 2
Miss fine and mr.s Best and cutest couple ever
the nanny and george lopez r the best shows ever on nick at night!
RotisserieiJamie 2 years ago 2
u are so rite i stay up at night just to watch the nanny
Xoxostickwitu 2 years ago 3
yeap and yeah i watch it too
RotisserieiJamie 2 years ago
Maxwell: You didn't say anything to Ms. Babcock about last night did you?
Niles: Noooooooo, you told me not too.
Lol. I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
GetSillyPartyPeople 2 years ago
i love that dress...i want it...i have her in that dress as a background on my computer...
sistavic 2 years ago
i love Frans outfits.
natesfeliz 2 years ago 2
Niles you genius.
krispykritterlover 2 years ago
I love Grace & William's role, it was maturely done! Love Niles' metaphors. The ending was great, he checked her out too:D
americanbrit18 2 years ago 2
max: hello cc
cc: U ANIMAL!
scarymovie715 2 years ago 4
I just LOVE Niles's metaphors,! This is just like the one in Fran-Lite!
TotallyTscopeTV 2 years ago 11
I love this episode!
MsBeccabeck 2 years ago 4
0:49 hilarious
witchgirl4 2 years ago 7
this show would be nothing without Niles!
bickly777 2 years ago 11
"Good god man, have a bloody pear!"
His hints are awesome!
666OrWhat 2 years ago 18
i love niles' hidden lectures
Eyesonfireneverburn 2 years ago 16
OOOOHHHH hes was checking her out!!
Hawaiiangirl17 2 years ago 7
I love the sexual tension and innuendo through the series
Fallen2me 2 years ago 9
C.C: WHYYYY!
numba1pimpcess 2 years ago 3
the apple example was awesome! but the idiote didn't get it lol
douniaG 2 years ago 7
niles makes a lot of metaphors which no one ever gets for some reason? haha
luckycutie4life 2 years ago 9
ha ha.. the guy is too smart!
douniaG 2 years ago 2
ha ha... "now don't do anything rash" I love this part!
douniaG 2 years ago 3
1:32 - 1:53 is hilarious
classical niles! he does it in another episode with an oven mitt and a cloth! lol.. it's in this season
FlorkForever 2 years ago 3
I love niles not-so-subtle hints
NecoMimi43 2 years ago 4
whoa this niles is soo good he knows they'll get together it's just his way he goesall around without comin to the point
ashwinipriyaa 2 years ago 5
"There, there. Don't do anything rash."
atxbtsce 2 years ago 6
"If you let me tell Ms. Babcok about this i'll work free for a year!"
pantherbaby787 2 years ago 8
"I'm timing her subtractions." LOL
Definitely one of my favorite episodes. The bedroom scene and Niles' analogy with the apple and pear! LMAO!
poldi911 2 years ago 2
LOVE THAT PART!!!!! especially how Max says "Good God man, have a bloody pear!" and Fran says "Well, if you snooze you loose!"
luvstarwars 2 years ago 4
Max: Good God man have a pear.
Gosh Max can be so dense lol lmfao but you gotta love him
TarlaTorres6012 2 years ago 4
"bloody" is in that line.
ChroniclesofanAngel 2 years ago 4
Let me tell you something here people, this is far better than watching porn, I know because I wanted to watch some but cant stop watching this!!!
allanbradl 2 years ago 3
Niles in the beginning is just great! :D
I love how he always thinks about these clever metaphors and Max keeps on not getting the meaning... XD
Heowa 2 years ago 6
niles is freaking hilarious... he needs his own show!
nobullshitsvp 2 years ago 3
"good god man! have a bloody pear!" bahahaa!!
dolphinloverr 2 years ago 4
"Oh Miss Fine, I think you sat in something....no, looking good!" soooooo cute! lol! hehe!
luvstarwars 2 years ago 5
Niles: Oh I couldn't posibbly, I swear I wouldn't say a word...READ THIS.
CC: WHYYY?! ...I wanna die.
LOL
Niles is sO Mean!!!
amandablasques 2 years ago 2
I love it expeciall when he put the cleaver in her bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
williams198966 2 years ago 3
LMAO
Yeahhhh...Like...."Oh dear dear...Now, don't do anything rush"
XD
Hilarious!
This show is Just awesome!!
amandablasques 2 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
the butler is supposed to put them to bed?
what does the nanny supposed to then..
fabu10us 2 years ago
i think that niles was going to put them to bed because fran was on her date!
tutixo9 2 years ago 8
Niles always has these profound moments that no one notices. lol
shinigamiBallad 2 years ago
i love Fran's uh..ha ^^ hahas..so funny and cute!!
Zigzag09May 3 years ago
"Hello, CC."
"You animal!"
Julikachen 3 years ago 2
I love Niles' metaphors about Fran and Max.
Stephiejblockhead 3 years ago 14
I love the lion king sleeping bag Fran carries at the end. I have the exact same one from when I was a little girl. Gotta love the 90s! :)
LadyFagen 3 years ago 5
Oh I couldn't posibbly, I swear I wouldn't say a word...READ THIS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Almandarina2 3 years ago 5
Niles: Duh. love the expression.
There there. Dont do anything rash!
"YOU ANIMAL!" - : )
FlashGORDONXVFFR 4 years ago 30