How To Own An Opponent in 2 minutes

[MLATX512]

I like it when people do this to me as Terran. I know they've spent their army budget on some cannons that are basically worthless as soon as I fly my barracks and cc down to the natural. Then, I just send all my marines to his completely undefended base and GG.

[ProtoDemnGamer]

So u cannon rushed a computer? Congrats I can do that too.....

[TerranStacraft]

@ProtoDemnGamer you do know this video is 2 years old. Kudos for you. I swear..

[ProtoDemnGamer]

@TerranStacraft Doesnt change the fact that you beat an ai and are trying to look good, now does it?

[TerranStacraft]

@ProtoDemnGamer It wasn't an AI. Get your facts straight bud.

[ProtoDemnGamer]

@TerranStacraft I looked at mini-map when u were playing. There was no button for alliances. And dont say that it was a replay, because if it was you wouldnt have to zoom in to hide the fact that it wasnt a replay

[TerranStacraft]

@ProtoDemnGamer Lol because I was zooming in? What kind of fucktard computer send their probes to kill a cannon. God you're such an idiot.

[ProtoDemnGamer]

@TerranStacraft Ummm I'm pretty sure ai used t odo that, and if not I'm sorry that I've been playing SC 2 ever since it came out. Either way whether it was ai or not you still suck, cannon rushing is for noobs

[Thisnameisl33t]

@TerranStacraft Even if this Proto person is wrong and it was in fact a legit human vs. human game, you're still an idiot for cannon rushing and bragging about it.

[TerranStacraft]

@Thisnameisl33t How the fuck am I bragging about it? Anybody can fucking cannon rush an opponent.

[Thisnameisl33t]

@TerranStacraft "How to own an opponent in 2 minutes" Seems like bragging to me. Point is, if you did win doing this, you did not "own" him.

[TerranStacraft]

@Thisnameisl33t What do you want me to name the video then? How to cannon a random person in 2min? Dude I can do whatever I want and if he loses a game by a cannon rush, then that is pretty much own in my definition.

[staphinfection]

So lame..... This stupid shit is still around in SC2. It's so annoying as Zerg to plop down your hatch, and then fly your OV in and OH LOOK, 3 fucking cannons....

[raymanlegy]

2 minutes lol Probably like 5 minutes minimum.

[L337Force92]

wtf

[superarbol]

nooob

[difym]

CHEESE ALERT!!!

[RaevensaguN]

I knew this was fake from the beginning because it says how to own an opponent in two minutes... and the video is ONE minute!

[chaos1775]

@RaevensaguN yeah well did u also notice that it was sped up ... idiot

[RaevensaguN]

@chaos1775

Yeah well did you know i was joking... dipshit.

[kibateo]

i remember the old versions, it was fun when you attacked the enemy building with 1 worker and they send every worker they have at you. then you run and they never get any minerals.

[Dmen555]

cannon rush = noobish = not owning an opponent in 2 minutes

[ryanstempien1]

@Dmen555 he lost with 0 deaths and under 2 mins hmmmmmmm

[Dmen555]

@ryanstempien1

still noobish

basically no skill

only skill was jumping the buildings :P

[ryanstempien1]

@Dmen555 :D

[sedwardpenton]

@ryanstempien1 so are you saying that a latency hacker has skills too because he can win no deaths in under 1 minuet?

[ryanstempien1]

@sedwardpenton Explain how he's hacking please

[sedwardpenton]

@ryanstempien1 even worst, at least i was a hack, someone did something to manipulate the game, and as cheap as it is you have to give kudo's to programming skills,  this crappy guy is just abusing a glitch, using a cheap bug, at least a hacker needs to understand the basic principles of computers, but this guy is just using a bug that he probably learned about buy it being used on him

[Kinjello]

It's funny when at diamond level people do this to Terrans Commend center goes up planetary fortress in their base XD try it fun

[hikuai338]

@Kinjello Not when the idiot says hes all good gets in the base upgrades half way loses his whole base and abuses you for the rest of the match because somehow we are worse than he is.

[ranger80pl]

so lame, canon rush

[AlterityVideos]

@ranger80pl There's a saying

If people hate it, you're probably doing the right thing.

[stealh94]

Pylon rape, also used in SC2. Pretty basic tactic. Mostly used by people who can't win by the normal way.

[atreyu101101]

@stealh94 there is no "normal way" in starcraft. a strategy is a strategy.

[ericnrivers]

thank you. I thought i was going to have to listen to dreamscape again. lol

[joshsanchez21]

I would never sell my soul to that satan.

[ajm92cr]

i dont get it, wtf happened?

[PimpinJesus48629100]

@ajm92cr he scouted with a probe and used the temples to get on the high ground (glitch is my guess) and then snuck some cannons behind the opponent's mineral line.

[meinteil123viv]

GG

[xxXRaymoondoXxx]

ITV: cheese, cheese everywhere.

[maggot880]

@W00tProductionz ok fuck off

[maggot880]

@maggot880 :DD you right))sorry)

[maggot880]

wOw what is this map??

p.s. nice done :)

[Slaangor]

wow, what an achievement, winning through a glitch.

[Kretain]

@Slaangor Just so you are aware, more then 80% of all starcraft 1 games are won thru glitches and map knowledge.

[redgamma28]

@Kretain did you know that 59% of percentage statistics are fake or made up?

[Kretain]

@redgamma28 nice one :p

[painball911]

@redgamma28 was yours? lol

[redgamma28]

@painball911 idk, i according to my statistic, I cant trust my own statistic

[azninvazn11]

wow that wus pretty fucking retarded

[N0zix420]

ya dude your still gay

[TealTie]

this shit will not work on terrans lol

[flinchey]

i dont remember sc1 being so ugly :(

[djuknowwho1]

lmao at the probe float. gj and gG

[AlllMustDiiee]

this game looks boring

[whitemanwii]

cannon rush is for nubz... but gj xD

[korea7891]

What map is that?

[guikibe2]

man this game looks like shiit. why its famous?

[AudioBladeDeccy]

@guikibe2 Because you suck dicks. :)

[Ayrennar]

@guikibe2 bc it came out in 1998 and still plays better than most games out today.

[cassiaro]

@guikibe2 Noob Spotted, Locking Nuclear Launch

[schwazer210]

Thats called cheesing and even though noobish its a cheap win. i do it in AOE2

[Starcraft2Pro1]

that whole match was like 5 mins

[Mocita]

how to make better youtube vidoes in 5 seconds, take out the annoying music.

[kayuath]

LOL!

[wjavier316]

I tried this againts a terran. I built a pylon instead of using 2 probes.

But i fucked my BO and wasted a lot of time. So i sent 3 zealots while waiting that a new pylon finish to build.

He had time to make vultures., and finally i lost because of that FUCKING PYLON!!!.

[Radwalls]

This is the most gimmicky bullshit.

[NTL808]

pro players always scout that high ground area, so you should say "how to own a newb in 2 minutes". I play terran and i usually build my first supply on that area...

[mackomiciamacko]

@NTL808 If you're doing that in a TvP then you must be a real gosu...

[Xellos357]

LOL NICEE

[Triumphit1]

lol nice abuse

[1337n00b1995]

if youre playing z vs comp z, you can 9pool and send a bunch of drones to build sunken colonies on THEIRcreep. XD

[starlogic99]

lol

[tbirddddd]

The views! They're over 9000! Technically 9008 so it's all good =)

[Ammaculate44]

It's over 9 Raditzes!

[av600va]

@tbirddddd VEGETA WHAT IS HIS POWER LEVEL!!!!.......IT IS OVER "9000"

[gianosorio]

nice

[TheOneOwner]

taking out npc quick is easy (especialy with zerg or protoss) just run up to them with a probe/drone and then if probe build a pylon and a couple of canons :D easy win through just building canons all over enemy base xD although its harder to do on a real player :P. Zerg build a "lair" and just spam the buildings with tounges to destroy everything xD

[brianatnerv]

You'd have to build a hatchery and the buildings you mean are sunken colonys

[YDontCare]

If it was singe player, the eye icon wouldn't be there in the far left.  He was versing a player.

[TerranStacraft]

@h3l1lo0 It's not a computer and it's a real person that I played a long time ago. What computer sends its probes to kill the cannons?

[Strategy5659]

@TerranStacraft Lol, only a noob falls for cheese like that.

[Atm0sphere33]

Map is neo medusa, and yea this is a nice cheeky rush you can do on it. Since its 4 player, sometimes it takes a while to scout.

I remember as terran scouting a forge in the guys main and I left cause I tohught he was a noob, but on the replay I saw 3 cannons on the cliff and I was like ohshitmybadD:D:D:

[apanapane]

Actually, it's a three-player map. :)

[KillerCheebo]

lol only works if opponent doesnt scout

as soon as he see forge in ur main hes gona check his mineral lines

[12463trf]

how is this 2 min?

a prob takes 22s to make right? so when he moves out that's already 44s passed.

time it takes to get there+

tiem it takes for a pylon, then a forge, THEN a cannon

this is fast, yes. but 2 min?

maybe the time should be shown IN the replay instead of showing what u want the viewer to see.

[jonleu]

um... everyone plays with speed set to fastest

what speed are you playing at?

[12463trf]

i play at fastest, It doesnt matter that i dont use a mouse, I play at fastest, anything slower and i feel like im lagging T_T

[seronic]

Exploiting :(

[SchwiiiitzerSCG]

lawl nobody is so fucking stupid -.-

and this game wasn t real time you don t have a forge in 1 min and so many cannons! it could be so on fastest but not here -.-

but the end! löl?

[FOXred1206]

everybody knows this rush , so just works with noobs ;D

[HomunkulusGnom]

Lol

I read the Video Title how to own an opponent in TWO mins..

Then i looked at the duration.

1:06 mins. i was like wtf!?

[Godsoldier911]

You are totally smart. THIS CAME OUT IN 1997!

[freestylesports123]

Ok thx

[jamadow]

fucker

[Methos93]

lol nice those probes dont stand a chance :-P

[NoobsGetOwned4Life]

LOL GJ that was really smooth xD is that map medusa or blue storm?

[TerranStacraft]

Medusa

[cspotrunto2]

just do it with a pylon its less off yer minerals an easier i think

[TerranStacraft]

ya I know

[jerclan]

pretty good, you didn't make an army of dragoons like other protoss players.

[xXEMOXROXx]

he wasnt making an army he was rushing with cannons , which rarelly wins

only wins if the opponent doesnt know how to scout

[TheKirbyraeg]

on medusa, you wouldn't think to scout your own main though...

[xXEMOXROXx]

what kinda map allows u to teleport like that tho.... kinda retarded

[Atm0sphere33]

Map is neo medusa and its a glitch u can do

[xXEMOXROXx]

i knnow it sa glitch but they put the minerals there on purpose so technically , theyre letting u teleport , so noobish

[iXanderz]

Mineral trick, noob

[xXEMOXROXx]

i know dipshit

[iXanderz]

Too bad you didn't :D Should l2p, don't cry just because you can't do it

[xXEMOXROXx]

i cant do it? lmao just stfu dont know me , u dont know what i can and cant do

[iXanderz]

You didn't know before :> So I doubt you can do it now.

Wanna 1v1? I'm a C zerg on iCCup.

[iXanderz]

Messaged you my name :D See you there nub

[xXEMOXROXx]

i did know before dumbass

lol dumb iccup noob go on bw west and play me

im AN_B.D i dont play for a stupid iccup rank like u , ill jsut rape for my 701st win

look for me pub

[iXanderz]

You also misspelled the person who you're trying to impersonate's name, since there's no one by that name on the iCCDB.

[xXEMOXROXx]

i already know b+ i good enough to be top e-sport wtf? why do u think i said id be impressed , -_-;;

and its aN_b.D. on bw west u dumbass i laready told u , i dont play for rank, impersonate my ass lmao

[xXEMOXROXx]

oh and btw C is nothing to brag about u dumb pub , maybe if u where B+ id be impressed lmao , im a P user btw ill rpe u Zerg easy

[iXanderz]

Okay lets play on iCCup already :) And just FYI, B+ is good enough to be on a top eSports team in Korea.

[KillerCheebo]

LOL wtf?

even A+'s and olympic rank players are only b-team level pros

[iXanderz]

KillerCheebo, since when was Bisu (when he was in his peak) a b-team level? He never made it to Oli, he was an A+.

[KillerCheebo]

@iXanderz most pros who play iccup arent top ranked. almost all oly/A+ are b team

savior got #1 place on entire iccup even though he was in severe slump and out of top30. bisu probably stopped at A+ because he didnt bother to mass 500+ game. now stop trying to make me look stupid you idiot

[4lifeSNSD]

@iXanderz not true b+ isnt good enough u need to b A to join pro gamer world u need really need A+ and the players prastice like 8hrs at least a day

[Luckyfool]

Medusa is such a crazy map. Lots of good stuff like this possible.

[StarcraftPython]

lol nice job dude

[ShadowZezima]

WOW COOL THX :D