BP shows Oil Spill Live Feed as slick scale estimates questioned

[Koolaidsmile310]

Speechless...

[khainguyen98]

@smokethosetaliban oh no, the spill will ruin our eco system. Happy Birthday

[ManuKey25]

FUCK BP

[misshotyoga]

What's that weird looking humanlike thing on the right there, it looks like a head and and arm and a leg?

[BHARMS2]

i like how the eel was like hey whats this black shit oh wait oil fuck that (swims away)

[80085ize]

i can't believe how bad the nuclear radiation is

/watch?v=ehcvr-2JOxQ

[crocodiledavid]

LOL that eel would of been like wtf is this shit

[xbigxevilx]

is it me or did a eel just swim past on dat vid =D

[Thunderbolt505T]

ITS STILL GUSHING OUT?? OMG lol

[CrazyNinja2008]

RIP SpongeBob

[indicastrain]

It's sealed now guys don't worry!!

[Pumiteo]

And what about the fishermen who were working in the see?? I'm sorry for them.

[jellybeanmad1]

serves em right for eating dolphins

[kaa3164]

@jellybeanmad1

wat?

Is that a shot at Japan?

Jesus christ, you're the sign that should be on the top of your group.

[CPRocWare]

If u Buy BP Gas now it comes with fishes :)

[NoeZ31]

that fish fucked up lol

[schreitteins]

I LIKE THE FISH

[cheriblosm7]

我々はあなたのために祈っています

我々はあなたを愛します

[hitam8820]

.....

[nedmobile]

death to all americans lol lol lol lol , that includes you , mr half bread shaunesseysal , fucking idiot .

[shaunesseysal]

@nedmobile IN OUR COUNTRY ITS MOM, YEP I AM A HALF BREED, AND YOU SIR ARE A BREED IN YOUR OWN, LOL YOUR INTELLIGENCE LEVEL IS LOW AND YOU HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS, SO GO FUCK YOUR MUM!!!!!!!

[shaunesseysal]

@nedmobile No baby the jokes on you really and thats why you and your family will hopefully die a painful death, I dont like you and I dont care if you care that I dont, you are a disgrace to being human. You can call me yank if you want it doesnt bother me, my mom is full blood Native and my dad came over here from denmark, who cares, all I know is I am from the USA and I am happy that I do.

[shaunesseysal]

@nedmobile lol were the best country in the world baby, thats why everyone wants to come here, were free, and we have choice here, women have choices and different ethnics and cultures have a choice and your stupid, keep calling me a yank you dumb ass I am native american lol shows how much education your provided with.  Whats your highest grade 8-9th grade, yeah no funding huh, sorry, the United States of America decided we dont GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU you ASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHOOOLLLLLLLEEE­EEEE

[shaunesseysal]

@nedmobile learn to spell its asshole dummy, get an education then come talk to me

[shaunesseysal]

@nedmobile wow figures your profile says from iraq, hmmmm, lol no wonder you dont like americans, you fucking iraqy bitch, I hope one of these day your fucking house with you and your family blows the fuck sky high. America rules bitch, we have options here and freedom, go suck a dick

[shaunesseysal]

@nedmobile - AND you know what your a little bitch, your fucking ignorant the invasions over brit get the fuck over everything, bitch

[2012stargirl]

oil companies are POLLUTING THE EARTH AND ITS INHABITANTS .. They pollute the ocean and wild life with thier deliberate oil spills..They make chemical fertilizers for our food out of crude oil and coal tar.. Then they bottle it and sell it to us as "toiletry , cleaning products and Pharmaceutical drugs ,.Plastic bags and food packaging is made out of crude oil... We even breath crude oil everyday (car fumes)... Do you know how to stop them.?? . GLOBAL NON COMPLIANCE

[OrangeBananaGabby]

People screw things up.

[aerowayne1]

@nedmobile You're no true Englishman, true Englishmen don't rape small children.

[buddyis12]

phoenixrisingfromthegulf.wordp­ress.c o m/2010/12/01/the-gulf-of-mexic­o-is-dying/

[natkite]

BASTAR PETROLUM FUCK U FINANCIAL TERRORISM YOU ARE AGREES WITH BIN LADEN

[yourmomswallowsmycum]

♥♥♥♥ "were sooorrrry" ♥♥♥♥

[FlyKingRy]

SH*T, This GREAT Earth is being HELL'd on..

[xRandh8x]

fuck bp 

[VirDiligo]

Pineapple.

[69rockhound]

If Obannana were to figger out how to cap that dam oil leak in de gulf, what would you call it?

Answer: A Nigger Rig

[efrain95ify]

like the wat the fuck iz wrong with bp

[ChankMcGeees]

Are you kidding me? You are contradicting yourself! Good luck with your future arguments. You clearly can't leave your box. Your whole argument was bitching about America, I only said bp was british I never blamed them, I just said it was British. Than your ignorant ass bitches about America. Than leave this country! Please.

[jesse22266]

that fish is like oh fuck i needa get the fuck outta here@#$@!$!@

[909panther]

....Time to use the toy cars now :(

[paulusmctallus]

well oil is bad, i slipped on some the other day whilst listening to the news on my mobile. the news was about bp oil spillage. BASTARDS!!!!

[spaceworriorrobot]

Wtf is wrong with Americans, what are you breathing in too much pollution? FOR FUCK SAKES YOU DON'T OWN EVERYTHING. AND THIS IS MY HABITAT, YOUR HABITAT AND OTHER SPECIES OF ANIMALS HABITAT. WTF ARE YOU DOING IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING HABITAT YOU WONT HAVE MONEY ANYWAY, GROW THE FUCK UP AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE YOUR HURTING NOT JUST YOUR BUSINESS.

[pepitocortez]

You fucking united states Greedy assholes, you are going to destroy this beautiful world, and you wonder why the whole world hates you, i hate you all, mother fuckers, i vomit and spit my hate and disgust over all and each one of your souls...(spiting with rage on the ground)...

[MeKrisy]

@pepitocortez Some of us more civilized "united states greedy assholes" are 14 year old girls, who raise money to help clean up the oil spill ;D So fuck you, just because US workers might of let this happen, doesnt mean all of us did. (Laughing because you just spit on your flooor, thats really disgusting)

[ChankMcGeees]

@pepitocortez bp is british you fucktard nasty ass european trash

[pepitocortez]

@ChankMcGeees Brithish, U.S.A, what's the difference ? and i'm Mexican, It's OUR gulph....

[Rac665]

@ChankMcGeees

uh your a moron. majority of shareholders are american. most executives are american. You are officially an ignorant fuck.

[jj44jj1]

@pepitocortez you are an idiot do you even know what bp stands for its a british company stupid blame britian

[pepitocortez]

@jj44jj1 What the hell is a British company doing in our gulph? it's a british company working for you.

[Rac665]

@jj44jj1

wow. do you even fucking know anything about the corporation? do you know the majority of shareholders are american. the majority of upper management is american? do you even know what a "shareholder" is? No? i didn't think so. educate yourself before you talk shit. Stupid fuck.

[ChankMcGeees]

@Rac665 shareholder dont mean shit dumbass, they just want a peice of what they are making. its bps fault for not maintaining it, all u have to say is that majority of americans are shareholders. SO WHAT?! Thats not the reason it spilled and went into the gulf, its the corporation who started this you fuck, you are the ignorant one because thats all you are talking about dumbass.

[Rac665]

@ChankMcGeees

again dumbass, it's british in NAME only.

[ChankMcGeees]

@Rac665 Did I say it was just the British people, DUMBASS?! I said corporation, DUMBASS! You are the ignorant one saying its all Americas fault, DUMBASS! You are the most ignorant person, DUMBASS. Please leave this country.

[Rac665]

@ChankMcGeees

hey DUMBASS...You DUMBASS. are you trying to fit 6 DUMBASSES's in one sentence? Let's count How many i can do DUMBASS. Oh shit..only 4!

"bp is british you fucktard nasty ass european trash"

As i said you fucking DUMBASS...(5) BP is American. the majority of shareholders are AMERICAN. Nobody is saying its the fault of BRITISH or AMERICAN. Apparently only you are implying that. But the majority of shareholders and management is AMERICAN. BP is british in NAME ONLY. You fuck.

[mycurse333]

@ChankMcGeees stole from and shareholders is 2 diff things

[kaa3164]

@ChankMcGeees

It's pretty much as much BP's fault as the shareholders fault as the workers fucked this up.

It's been published, it wasn't a lack of funding, it was a lazy piece of shit boss there that said crumbling isolation was not a problem.

[kaa3164]

@FuriousJambi

Jesus fucking christ man.

If you're going to yell at me you have to get your head out of your ass first.

AS MUCH AS!

X = Y does not mean 10, it means X values the same as Y, so if Y is 0 then X is 0. Get it?

"how the fuck are shareholders related to workers" Holy fucking shit man, have you never in your life seen reason?

And to top it off you blame hate for america and call ME a dumbass.

You make people hate the U.S.A. (noticed how I did it right and am not a retard?)

[FuriousJambi]

@kaa3164 Sorry dude. Reading back at that I totally misinterpreted your comment. My bad.

[kaa3164]

@FuriousJambi

Haha, well in that case I'm sorry about my reaction.

[riosleon13]

@pepitocortez This guy is an ignorant racist, I pity you.

[Maul622]

@riosleon13 lol racist........another typical brainwashed american who thinks their country and government is so great

[acts131]

@Maul622 Yeah look like most folk would of woke up to the scam of the usa...

[mwcdx]

A oil rig just went up in flames in the Gulf . Youtube will not allow me to post the link. It keeps comming up as an error.

[GuitarGamervids]

We were too worried about our money

That we didn't even notice it was about to leak.

F*** BP

[gattystu]

@GuitarGamervids

bp and the oil industry need to go.

solar electricity wind, water hydro.

give the world the electric car and be gone of oil.

[laurencefrazer]

that eel just got mercked lol

[ughzean]

lol a fucking fish swims by

[westonsz]

Still believe we don't need manufacturing and engineering? These were the very two things that if our nation did not outsource the expertise could have helped avert this long spill. This nation has been brain drained into believing that healthcare is the only industry we need. Without jobs who can pay for healthcare? The corporate dummys sure couldn't figure anything out. They are too busy on vacation.

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[sweethatsunemiku16]

bp sucks. will they clean it up...MY BUTT

[ikeones]

dose this fish tast like it was deep fried in 10w-30

[bigmcnazzty]

@ikeones I prefer diesel fried fish!

[199gSauerkraut]

BP infested the gulf of mexico!

The media hype is enormous.

Shell infested the Niger Delta !

And nobody cares it !

Why ???

[jahseedbeatz504]

@capesandcod""... what do "niggers" R "animals" have to do with this subject ?

I think yur upset about the rumers of u floating around campus...gay fish.

lololol. a gay racist.

[capesandcodpieces]

i for one, will be boycotting ..... school so i can go to the beach and throw the animal back into the oil with all the niggers

[mococloco1]

@capesandcodpieces wtf

[TheMasterBlaster27]

@capesandcodpieces haha, yea because all they do all day is sit around and play with "there tar balls" and get paid.

[vamprisshawna]

if you cant use oil safely then you shouldnt use it at all. and if you cant transport it safely, then it shouldnt be transported. lets find something else to use for our cars so we dont kill everything.

[wonderuss0987]

srew you bp never buying anything you make again you ignorant british fools

[undergroundmasterrr]

@wonderuss0987 bp =british penisheads and im never buying from them neither unless they sell that oil dirt cheap like 25 cents for 1 liter gas i might think about it ....... or not

[Pink038]

@wonderuss0987 good luck with heating your house and powering your car then :) we own you.

[nametodi]

from 0:16 to 0:24

Fish Response: Fuck BP

[6I6Am6A9red9Pill9]

i think that little fish 0:15 took a drink from the oil spill... he must be trippin now!!!

[conspiracymedia]

The Leaks are Fake many different wells and it is a volcano not all oil.False Flag

[TheOrangeNinjaTurtle]

That fish is fucked.

[vannahrox12]

woow! that will never go away i mean how u gonna get oil out of water!!!??! seriously its there forever the water is damage cuz of carless people THUMBS UP!!

[feenin4u247]

The question is WHAT IS THAT THING MOVING AROUND THE SPILL??

[SugarTomAppleRoger]

American oil companies are involved with this. Most of the BP execs are American anyway. the problem with Americans is that they always blame someone else. It is not a British problem. It is an American one.

[broadcastmyass4u]

Seems like the earth had a lot of bad diarrhea and bp kicked earth in the ass, now earth is shitting all over our ass! thanks bp

[ninjanate15]

thank god we dont have bp stations in san antonio, tx

[Sterlingjob]

@ninjanate15 Fucking twat, who ran the oil rig that exploded? American company, who manned the rig? Americans.  Who made the equipment? America, and your blaming a company 40% owned by americans? Get your facts right

[mingranneskatt]

I think they´ve used Molecular Nanotechnology trying to repair or enforce the pipes, but somehow it has gone awry. checkout the word Ecophagy or grey goo, they trying to fight off these self replicating MNT

watch?v=3By8LS3r0LM

[WilAzzamEdison]

NUKE BRITIAN NUKE ENGLAND for the COREXIT SHIT... nothing else... If you all dont do this then i wont listen to any whining later. TO ALL YOUR MENTAL MASTURBATION.... this is the answer.. you all will fail as always

[ninjanate15]

@WilAzzamEdison u cant blame the uk, they might just go out of business anyway so give it time and there will be no more bp in our lives

[WilAzzamEdison]

@ninjanate15 of cousre that would be Great... The stupid stuff committed is the Corexit thats what they did to deliberately hurt people

[Sterlingjob]

@WilAzzamEdison BP is not a British company you fucking retard

[WilAzzamEdison]

@Sterlingjob British Petroleum?? HUMMMM you sure about that? has Controlling interest and which market?

[Sterlingjob]

@WilAzzamEdison The name changed years ago when it became a MULTINATIONAL company

[WilAzzamEdison]

@Sterlingjob Multinational assholes...lol

[Sterlingjob]

@WilAzzamEdison Hey come on look what that american company did in india all those years ago and that killed 15000 people, i think!

[WilAzzamEdison]

@Sterlingjob really??/ i'll look that up.. something tells me sorry for the asshole thing.. :)

[Sterlingjob]

@WilAzzamEdison One lesson ive learnt in life, keep mouth shut until all facts are known and always look over your shoulder!

[WilAzzamEdison]

@Sterlingjob No, I let people do the research.. and i just shoot everyone.

[WilAzzamEdison]

@WilAzzamEdison  lol and If they do own a majority.. then So what, Thats supposed to bother me??? I dont own any of that stock.. Fry the basturds still.. like i care..loll

Your protecting those people that own a majority of that stock like your suckin there dick..lol

[PanicAtTheDisco0247]

next sunday im swimming down to the gulf and plug the oil spill with my dick

[wynn1993]

@PanicAtTheDisco0247 O_O

[offasho]

@realkingkado ok 1 You're mad .... 2 Dictatorship? What dictatorship do you see in America you dumb motherfucker? Get your facts straight before you criticize or challenge any viewpoints.

[realkingkado]

@offasho Your arrogance is your down fall and you are imploding from within no longer are countries willing to service your worthless toilet paper money the free lunch is over and you shall see. Now go eat a mac-ds or watch fox news for your info you thick sister shagging scum. $100 trillion in derivatives? JP.Morgan can not manipulate silver price as shown last month the FED has been rumbled and the game is up, China has your once great nation by the little balls but you would not understand.

[subhashisbasu]

From India: Any one of you have a solution to the present problem.. its easy to make statement... all oil companies use the same technolgy that BP is using so we never know whos next.

[lolunoob9]

That's what you get for Vietnaaam :D:D:D

[texasB666]

i'm from Belgium (doesn't really matter where i'm from) and i work part-time for WWF(not the wrestling federation) and people on the streets feel like shit when i ask about this oil spill/crisis we have. They really do. Some feel ashamed when i ask about it. Some dumbfucks never even heard of the spill... Go figure. My point is: People feel somethings gonna happen. This is not the end folks. Shit will get worse.

[verarockous11]

the only real solution to this is to start evolving, stop using cars and gain the ability to fly!

[forks74]

Hey captin America! Do you have a cape that says god bless America on the back? Or are you too fat for it to fit you? Your proud to be American? I would rather live in Pakistan mate

[MilwaukeeFtw]

@CapnJ1mmy You people are actually hilarious. You spout out all these facts trying to prove your country is better when you weren't alive during the war thus contributing jack shit.

If you were in world war 2 you wouldn't be bitching about who's better, you would be grateful to have so many people helping you in the war. Now unless you actually fought there, Shut the fuck up.

I was pointing out the fact that Britain was doing well in 1940, not once did I say that we didn't need the U.S.

[sevenstringsamurai]

HERES A SOLUTION FOR THE OIL DISASTER

/watch?v=dM7c0yOHqnU&feature=r­elated

[forks74]

Sorry captin America! USA! Hell yeah! The great ol U.S of A!

[avianmaster]

Thank you BP

[forks74]

@destroyofarea52 did I upset you thick American? You are lucky we did not charge you for all that lovely oil!

[adelmc1]

america is illuminati as 2pac said .

[forks74]

What's the problem here? America are desprate for oil, now they got loads of it you should be happy

[DestroyofArea52]

@forks74 fuck you

[JakerO4]

all these happy fish swimming around thinking, ''I'M RICH BITCH''

[crozzan]

My response to this, is stop using my car to drive short distances. Time for me to start hiking, or riding my bike again.

[I2onney]

@crozzan Fuckin Nerd.

[crozzan]

@I2onney I've made an Observation in a minute. 1A. 12onney+x=12onney-X Your loss; Dont go playing games you cant Win; Go in now peace Children.

[hubalubashub23]

@I2onney this is no time to be cussing. this is a serious situation

[sketchmeister]

@hubalubashub23 This is the time to be cussing!!!

You are a citizen in your giant fuck up of a nation! Stop bleating and organise a change! You can forget about your deeply flawed model of democracy, we all know that it is fucked. Collect your shit, America, bury it in your own back yard, and change your fucking ways! Don't be patriotic and pathetic, fucking sort it out!

[yoshiroks777]

@sketchmeister Do you know what BP stands for? BRITISH PARTROLEUM! It's a British company. It's not our fault. Sure we need to get better sources of power than oil, but you can't honestly say that your country dosent use oil. And what does the fact that we are a democracy have to do with anything? We are one of the most powerful nations in the world, and (in comparison to other countries) we are about as old as a 5 year old. We must be doing something right. It's BP's fault. They need to fix it.

[sketchmeister]

@yoshiroks777 Do you know how many Americans own shares in B(ritish) P(etroleum)? The nationality of the new CEO? Hmmmm. And a 5 year old (in relative terms) has much maturing to do! Thank fuck the world is not run by 5 year olds!

[yoshiroks777]

@sketchmeister That's not the point. Owning stocks in a company is different. BP knew that if anything happened, it was on them, and they still didn't have a backup plan. When they were approached about the oil spill, they didn't admit to it until it was to late. Since it is on our coasts, and it's effecting us, people like you just blame us. It's not our fault. There are people who live on the coast that are giving up there time to try and help. So don't tell me we aren't trying!

[benjamin336]

@crozzan Hiking? That was really well thought through....do you work in BP?

I heard they spilled some coffee and are trying to work it out.

[crozzan]

@benjamin336 Yeah good point, but we weren't given legs for nothing. If I worked at BP I wouldn't give a fuck about you. Actually I don't. lol

[unfathomableinquiry]

@crozzan AMEN to that brother.

[Bf2MastersMaster]

@crozzan now ur saying.

[2009ELLOBO]

Fuck bp

[hubalubashub23]

@2009ELLOBO there is no reason to be cussing, this is a serious thing and it is runining our enviroment. please dont cuss about that there is not reason too

[5029]

Now on top of this shit as of 40mins ago China has just reported one of the biggest oil spills in its history very close to international waters, The earth is bleeding and we will have a price to pay.

[gamerlew127]

LOl there was a fish just swimming right past all that oil on this vid

[5029]

@gamerlew127 Do you know what will happen if someone were to now eat that fish or another fish that has eaten that toxic fish?

[krazyblurtzcrx]

Bp didn't do this..you did morons. Are you still driving gas?

[wwehbk10]

@krazyblurtzcrx everyone doesn't have the money to fix their cars and buy new energy efficient vehicles

[alexblustar]

My project is final solution!!!! .youtube.com/watch?v=exXQOgkoH­ZY

[alexblustar]

a vote that the weights are anchored to the structure, it is introduced to the interior of the heavy concrete or mud

[TheIxtlan]

I dedicate a song to the British Petroleum. The title of the song is Johnny Horton The battle of New Orleans

Its a nice song. Check it out on utube.

[chromestyl]

I'm tryna go down there and get some gas. But in all seriousness, mother earth will fix herself

[endorphin2468]

The top of this blown out well should be opened up wide as soon as possible, and BP and the government should focus all efforts on those relief wells, and on trying to get this runaway well sealed at the bottom as soon as possible.

Trying to shut things off at the top was a fool’s errand, and can only have been driven by a BP and White House PR effort to show that something is being done. Knowing that it would only provide temporary relief at best ...they must be insane!!!

[cashman0402]

bp sucks!!! they have killed the wild life what kind of sick twisted person would let that happen??

[russiaboss]

The BP oil spill 911 hoax will not stop

[Geelycat]

Hello peaple of USA! I live in Russia

you bad peaple, i kill you very well

[megaminiman]

@Geelycat hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[tommyboysailor333]

NUKING the ocean floor IS suicidal; it will cause unforeseen global disasters and mean the end of life for us humans; it may be, however, the wet dream fullfilled of the NWO scum reptilians who are NOT human and want us 'useless eaters' killed off to 500 million, way down from the current 6.5 plus billion population....Do NOT nuke anything!

[dustinthewind1920]

obama is definitely not the man of the year he comes out today to speak about the oil spill because the problem is solved for now. when he can look good is when he talks to the media

[TheIxtlan]

President Barack Obama stop the oil leak.

He will tell the BP to clean up Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

President Barack Obama is the man of the year.