Drop Bear

[MrPitchxxxBlack]

wat about the hoop snakes? they are all ways left out :(

[ScarlettShadows94]

I love Bundaberg ads, they're always so funny

[twiztidMage]

bhahahahah thats fucken aye!

[Konoton01]

Bundy Rum bear: A true bro.

[runswithlolwolves]

lol we were camping and a few kangeroo's hopped into an Austrian families camp site and started raiding the food and the kids were freaking out and the mother was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!" i swear the father almost got out a gun or some shit!

[DarkMaguini]

there are no such thing as drop bears. koalas aren't called koala "bears". because koalas aren't even related to bears!!! sorry for raging but it's a mistake that other cultures don't get, and it has been bothering me for years >.<

[WorldSacred]

Great tourism ploy: Talk about wild bears falling out of trees, and then supply Scandanavian women with alcohol. Why not throw in a rohypnol while at it.

[AustralianWild]

the funny thing is you tell this to certain tourists (ie American) and they actually truely believe you

[MADMANx511]

@AustralianWild They also think we ride Kangaroo's....

[thesalanian]

man , we are so awesome

[MsErika95]

hahahahaahahahah i thought it was about koala not about fucking russian white polar bear :D

[T43BU573r]

@MsErika95 the polar bear is the bundy rum mascot, its a common joke here that we trick tourist into believing that there are giant carnivorous versions of koala's (which are not bears btw) that drop out of treas and attack tourist.

[MsErika95]

@T43BU573r oh hahaha :D thank you :) 

[pooky614]

@MsErika95

The truth is that anyone who has seen a Drop Bear has died. So no one knows what they truly look like.

[hatmos91]

did u notice there were four guys and three girls??? that only means one thing!!!!

[MrNintoku]

@hatmos91

One person misses out!

[51516]

@hatmos91 One of the guys is having sex with a bear?

[GolliwoggMusic]

Golliwogg says: "HAIL TO BUNDABERG" (the town, not the rum).

[Zei33]

KOALAS ARE NOT FUCKING BEARS

[chrisbest1000]

@Zei33 I know right these fucking americans/canadians always say koala bears when i worked at the zoo it shits me to death.

[doobiesmoke15]

I would have thought Australia was to hot for polar bears????

[Zei33]

@doobiesmoke15 ever been to queensland? rains all the fking time here.

[doobiesmoke15]

@Zei33 Well yeah, but isn't it still hot?

[Zei33]

@doobiesmoke15 oh no lol it is freezing right now as i type this. i reckon it could survive here. sometimes in summer it gets hot but not often hehe

[doobiesmoke15]

@Zei33 Well shit, yall should import some then, they could help get rid of the cane toads

[Zei33]

@doobiesmoke15 hehe thats actually not a bad idea, probably get worse than cane toads

[doobiesmoke15]

@Zei33 We can do a USA/AUSTRALIA bear exchange program:You get polars and we get koalas!

[SuperShortAndSweet]

drop bears go after the drunkest first

[s2her]

And then they all get violent from the rum, rape and kill the bitches, and bury their bodies...juz as god intended



[PhonixRMF]

I need a bear for a friend

[dgralow]

Yeah, I've know about drop bears wayyyyy before this commercial was aired. It's a kind of aussie mythical joke creature. By legend I believe they are big hairy things that drop out of trees and try to have sex with you in the ass. I don't know how everyone knows about them, or why I knew about them at such a young age, but I guess it's just one of those things that define the Australian culture. Taking the piss is in our blood.

[Zei33]

@dgralow no i was told they were carnivorous koalas that were huge and attacked from above, not rape you. i held one at australia zoo, they are soo gentle

[dgralow]

@Zei33 Yeah well you were told wrong. You wouldn't want to hold a dropbear though.

[GunnGuardian]

Ha so this is where the drop bear joke comes from, it seems like every Aussie tried to trick me with this after I heard it was false from another foreign friend. How you crazy Aussies managed to created a nationwide practical joke is beyond me.

[punji73]

@GunnGuardian how do you know its a joke? lol

[ZenkaitheSlasher]

@GunnGuardian It didn't come from this. That joke is ancient. We're just like pulling shit on everyone.

[GunnGuardian]

@ZenkaitheSlasher Ha, figures. Considering all the real deadly creatures you have, it's not hard for you guys to make up some to fool us.

[DrunkenWookie1]

Wingmanned by a polarbear,dosent get any better than than

[CristiClujeanul]

funny

[91bez]

legendary ad

[johnnysudan]

Great.

[MrHamanio]

ʕ*ᴥ*ʔ  WATCH OUT FOR THE DROP BEARS ʕ*ᴥ*ʔ

[tjk259]

RUM PIGS!

[TheRedrum79]

being dishonest to chicks to get them in the sack is cool

[arrrz0rrr9]

WTF? Drop bears look nothing like that!

[sinclairchap]

@hitmarkersareawesome I think you'll find you are the idiot. They were making a joke.

[hitmarkersareawesome]

@sinclairchap

I know.

[doobiesmoke15]

Now that is a helpful bear to have around!

[lemigod]

haha I love this sexist add about some gullible dumb blonds.

[fondlemytrigger]

Yeahhh get that fuckin rum into ya.

maybe drop an ice bomb while your at it.. Some jager to represent the party, and ice break to represent work, drop that shit, BOOM!

[opaque02]

Haha. Love this ad :). As a proud Aussie though, I don't need the Bundy Bear to pretend to be a drop bear for me. I know they're real. 100% sure of it :)

[Fernil01]

DROPBEAR!!

[IanGorton]

One small problem. There's 4 blokes and only 3 girls. 2 of the blokes would have to share

[MissTarryn]

@IanGorton ever heard of a threesome mate?... should look into that......... plenty of fun.

[MrHarriseee]

good stuff im going to get a bundy now you made me thirsty

[lmorgan1974]

good one Bundy

[whito22]

fucking gold

[jacobblack1000]

OMG this actually works on the US soilders hahha too funny the only protection is to pee on yourself !! hahah

[IanGorton]

I assume the 3 ladies are suppose to be Swedish backpackers. Also love how they converted the car boot into an esky

[TEAMVODAFONE]

@IanGorton The Boot-Esky is the only good use for a Commodore!

[ALshow1989]

haha classic!!! love it!

[Clownpwnage17]

i love that bear

[presidentelliot]

@Clownpwnage17 it's rum

[blinky123abc]

@presidentelliot he said bear not beer :|

[presidentelliot]

@blinky123abc my bad

[fatozzie]

gimme a fuckn beer u fuckn cunt im selebratin me aussie day early u fuckn deekhed cunt im a fairdincum fuckn ozzie mart u fuckn littl cunt

[Jaraed]

haha me and my mates actually used this on some girls last night when camping, was funny as all hell, they moved theyre tent when we told them haha

[dropbearaware]

spread the awareness! great ad

[aaaabbbbccd]

i love stirrin kiwi's with this when there fresh of the boat... had this one fella goin for weeks im like u watch them fuckin drop bears mate they'll go, ya faarkin hillarious.

[GGGabriel777]

If you want ROFL watch this:

watch?v=TOe6CIOTh3c

[alphamone]

I just LOVE this ad. :D

[dint500]

i love that one that gold

[Ravenplucker]

Hahaha! We got a couple of german exchange students to our school, and we convinced them that drop bears existed.

[180degreess]

what do you mean convinced the they exist..... they DO exist *wink*

[windatekili]

IDIOTS

[JaxAUST]

BHAHAHAHA a huntsman eating you thats gold =P

[DisposableName]

If is called HuntsPLANT or huntsINSECT then I know is harmerless.

But if is called HuntsMAN then is easy that I believe what they say at me that it will eat me while I sleep.

Should not be joking of this things.

They say also to me each day not to walk under gum tree or wattle tree there because of killing drop bear.

So is not funny.

My Australian friends will be coming here next year. I will be ready to frighten back at them.

Up with such bull shit I will not put.

[squashfishes]

@DisposableName your a fuckin legend mate your post nearly made me piss my self. :D

[ozkiller4]

lolololol

[Antcopas]

DisposableName: 3 things, 1, have a nice drink of any bundy, 2. have a cup of cement, and harden the fuck up, and 3: grow some balls mate, aussies take the piss out of each other and anyone

[lvl1pro1]

LOL disposablename u r the biggest retard ever haha ur Australian friends r legends haha

[DisposableName]

Australians are assholes.

I spent two weeks there for a conference and each day I am avoiding to walk near the Gum trees near to the park because Australian friends say is danger of 'drop bear' to kill me. They did not tell me is joke until I am boarding plane to go home.

And Huntsman spider they say is attack and eat person while he sleeps.

But is LIE also.

14 days i was nervous and worried for safety and they were having fun while I think I can die from such things.

Is not good.

[NeAnOmPa]

come on grow sum balls us aussies always do stuff like that

[krakenpro08]

Mate go to bunnings, Buy a bag of concrete, Mix it, Then drink it and harden the fuck up. Aussie Pride

[jumpnjza2]

lol

[aloysiusBK]

DisposableName,

its your fault if your stupid enough to believe it

[ConfinedAbrasion]

LMFAO!!!!

disposableName.

Im surprised you came to Australia for a conference, The stuff you said made me think your metally retarted.

[MortalWombat01]

I got the same vibe.

[HweVideos]

You got lucky this time, i'd buy a lottery ticket if I were you.

[presidentelliot]

@DisposableName LOL

[elrige1]

@DisposableName they didnt tell u its a joke... b cuz u arent supposed to know... we do it to scare the shit outa you

[patriciosanchez22]

jaja genial

[BTPossum]

I wish I liked Bundy.

[MetallicaManJames123]

EYYYYYYYYYYYY BUNDY IS THE SHIT MAN

[mikka92]

The bundy bear used to be funny and cool. Now in the new commercials he's just a knob head. he's always like "cheers fellas" in a real deep voice and shit. Probably becasue bundy are trying to appeal to all the underage kids who think that they are cool because they get smashed on the weekends. DICKHEADS!!!

I'm not against drinking or anything, but if you do it while you are underage, you're an idiot. Go ahead, thumb me down.

On the other hand though, THIS ad was great.

[lucaswalker08]

how old are u

[mikka92]

18.

[lucaswalker08]

well there are lots of underage drinkers so calling them names wont stop much will it

[RYANAA69]

baha ur a cockhead grow a set wanker!!

[mikka92]

Already got a set man. I'm just sensible.

[RYANAA69]

nah ur just a poof hah

[MissOfficiall]

@mikka92 the new bundy bear has been dumbed down to appeal to the new generation's audience, this adds with the REAL bundy bear are the true ones aye, none of this new shit. FML

[mikka92]

@MissOfficiall I agree with you 100%.

[fragilefateful]

@mikka92 getting drunk underage was more fun then being the right age...kids on heroin rule

[alecan3100]

@mikka92 wow chill it is kid of funny

[Avatar230594]

@mikka92 nah the kids today drink absolute shit. It loks like al flavours of cordial mixed with vodka. I myself am underage but I drink real drinks and i dont try and get "smashed". I'm more of a casual drinker and yes i drink rum. Trust me I see kids at aschool like they're all cool for drinking girls drinks. I prefer rum and rum and maybe a little bourban

[DistrustingToaster]

@Avatar230594 see, you say that to try and defend yourself but really you fail at life.

[Avatar230594]

@DistrustingToaster not really

[tjwhalan]

@mikka92 this coming from an 17 year old....wow

[cg364]

@mikka92 your a mess and most likely a nerd, get a life.

[Kurairu]

@mikka92 u mad.

[TheOneZiggy]

@mikka92 I was drinking bundy rum at 15, does that make me an idiot? Or does that make me an idiot with great taste?

[hatmos91]

@TheOneZiggy it makes u a bogan lol

[TheOneZiggy]

@hatmos91 A bogan with great taste.

[jabbid111]

haha why are beer ads the only decent ones on tv?

[Fantalolol]

This ad is for RUM not BEER, idiot.

[Sorcoral]

so, whats up with the polar bear

i guess we could trade you from some of that bundy, on my list sugar has always been the top thing to turn into alcohol, and to come pre-mixed in a bloody can is a recipe for success...........of sorts

[72ve17]

nice touch so they could fuck the girls

[RSmerlinRS]

GODDAM DROP-BEARS!!!! :D

[macree888]

they drop from the tree, grab your head and...bite...your head.

i reckon that wasnt scripted

[OzzieWarrior117]

I always take my Vegemite when I go camping, just in case lol good stuff.

[Chariwolf]

LOL! Bundy ads are the best

[boxanata]

Another Bundy classic!

[zpye11]

lol

[mencel06]

love tht fukin bear!!!

[Calcium95baby]

god americans are so stupid

[Mrruff23]

go beet some more lebs up.

[Calcium95baby]

go fuck urself ur not ozzie

[greenie9]

none of you can even spell it right =P

all fail at being aussie!

[ash22walsh]

Go and fuck yourself you snobby fuck! lol Fuck off out of Australia then!

[Fivedaysnightmare18]

you forgot the blue ring octopus which pretty much jumps out of the shallow water and kills you within 20mins... I love being in australia :)

[nakaf2]

oh its awsome.

[D70Dug]

There is no such thing as drop bears it's all safe to come to Australia we have almost got rid of most of them so don't worry, just be careful if you go outside and stand near a tree but apart from that and crocodiles sharks snakes spiders and insane outback serial killers Australia is a totally safe place to visit. Oh and the killer jelly fish :-)

[some0weird0guy]

hahaha

[Dylan11go]

hah scare away the tourists lol

[JetsAUS90]

hahahahahaha so true

[turnbull1unit]

One of my friends was killed by a drop bare... Crushed his ribs ate his brain and bit off his legs. No Joke

[CaveofTwoLovers]

dumbarse people, i point out the window and say "wtf, a dropbear mating" and everyone fscking looked. :/

[ColtMcKenzieBelle]

:P

Scary!

[mungo47]

CLASSIC!

[prankstar4]

love that add why do they have to take it off....

***prankstar4***

[millos71]

OMG I live in the USA and my friend told me that when I go to Australia I should watch out for the drop bears! I completely believed it!

[harlequin2262]

Watch out for "Hoop Snakes", as well.

[guitarheroa7x]

hoop snakes!! hahaha

[harlequin2262]

Don't forget canopy dogs. They're good, because they're not as established as a common prank. Story goes that they're the original tiny dogs that escaped, when brought by the goveners, etc. So they're these little Chiuaua sized dogs that live in the trees (in the canopy layers).

[guitarheroa7x]

yea watch em they will get ya!!

keep an eye out for the kidas ridding roos to school those damn loose bastards.....

[gnarkillkicksass]

Drop bear, the unsung Aussie apex predator.

[Zzluv4horsesZz]

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A: It's called a drop bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

This was seriously asked to an australian toursim website! its fucking classic :D you gotta love us aussies and our drop bears :D

[elalis]

I met the guy who is the bear himself, what a legend...:) Shire boy!

[art180906]

woo hoo go the shire!

[MiltontheMonsta]

Not nearly as bad as those hoop snakes!

[dcarr11]

"It appears to have first appeared during the latter half of the 20th century, and may have its origins with Phascolarctos stirtoni or perhaps Thylacoleo carnifex, which belong to a group of extinct animals known as Australian megafauna. The prehistoric creatures were approximately twice the size of modern koalas. T. carnifex is thought to have been an arboreal (tree-dwelling) predator that may well have ambushed prey by dropping on it from overhead branches, similar to how cougars often hunt."

[lordshiranui]

drop bears are srs bussiness.

the government tries to hide their existence.

save yourselves: never go to australia without a pointed hat.

[enddogmanow]

The drop bears are OK, it's the yowees you've got to watch out for ... nsty little buggers!

[bowboy663]

if u ever go 2 factory then watch out 4 the dropbears...their everywhere!!!

[bmxpro07]

thats too funny

thank the guy who made it lol

[vystationwagon]

They say spreading Vegemite behind both of your ears will deter the Drop Bears..

[vaseidiot]

classic bundy ad

[poo123poo126]

Classic Bundy Ad

GO AUSSIE

[Kngithsnum1]

golden classic ad...... bloody dangerous creatures, its for all you damn tourists safety that were actually warning u about them

[RedHandedLiz]

Mate. Drop bears are SERIOUS BUSINESS!

[tman092]

yeah, send this to scare the asians

whahahahhahaha

[NXClass]

I got mauled by a drop bear once, I've got the scars to prove it.

[superhammerhead]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! How dare they laugh about dropbears! I lost my parents to one!

lol gotta love this ad.

[Tranquillizer]

thats the way

[nbb1603]

warning to americans visiting australia:

do not walk under trees

lmao

[MarcusHab]

It's not a laughing matter. I've lost friends that way...

[nbb1603]

lol

[MrTubes20]

Looks like I will have to watch out when I stand next to a tree next time =p