Back in elementary school I remember reading this story, and when my class was done with the book my teacher cooked us green eggs and ham... That was the best eyes and ham ever! :D
The book is waaay better. I remember this as being my first book I could read. I took it to school on the first day of kindergarten and I was proud of myself that I could read not only this book, but all the posters that my teacher posted in the classroom. Get your kids away from the TV and get them reading ASAP!
This story "Green eggs and ham" has only 50 unique words in it i.e. the entire story is composed of just 50 words. Of those words, only "anywhere" has more than 2 syllables.
@SilverSpark6, they would not like it with a gun, they would not like it while they have fun, they would not like it with a bun, they would not like it with a sun, they would not like it with a hen, they would not like it with a pen, they would not like it with a herd, they would not like it with a nerd, they would not like it with a bird, they would not like them here or there, they would not like them anywhere....
Look, this fellow has made it blatantly clear that he does not want to eat this dish, change of location is irrelevant and tiresome. And that Sam I Am is so irritating I could scream...
this green eggs and ham story reminds me of the local cricket manager who keeps trying to make me play cricket. He keeps telling me to join even though i say "no i dont like cricket!" These types of people that keep persisting really piss me off but in some ways i can understand sam as that guy hadn't tried green eggs and ham but the thing is that i've played cricket for the same team the past 5 fuckn years and i dont like it!!!!
FOR ALL SEA TURTLE LOVERS, (ages 0 to 90) comes a sweet little book you will want to read again and again: I’LL FOLLOW THE MOON. Baby green sea turtle is asleep in his nest way below the beach’s surface. Suddenly he opens one eye – and starts to stretch…crack, crack goes his egg and soon he’s free. Up he digs, then across he crawls, finding the sea by the flickery moonlight on the waves. Mama is waiting in the deep! Can he find her? Read and see!
Dont read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on nearest possibly friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not post to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now youve started reading this so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when youre done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cuz it actually work
6:48 GHETTO MUSIC
OddishThing18 4 hours ago
ooooo
lestineelovesyouu 1 day ago
Wow @ the fox, dogs, goat and mouse singing lol, and y were they chasing him anyways???
apostolicprincess10 2 days ago
Love it
n8tivepride5207 2 days ago
Oh my gosh I just realized that this story is about a stalker named Sam =o
rachel183321 3 days ago
Let's green egg and ham it... From the movie "Kazaam".
darkangel2347 3 days ago
@movieclipstrailers Movie is "Green Eggs and Ham"!!! Coming Soon.....
BLANKNOTING 3 days ago
hb seuss
Catzbananitas 4 days ago
YTP Source. =D
kiki3510 4 days ago
the moral is too always get high during breakfast and come up with more awesome stories XD
ExplosiveTomatoe 4 days ago
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss. With LOVE.
BlackRose1920Goddess 4 days ago 3
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss. With Love.
BlackRose1920Goddess 4 days ago
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss.<3
BlackRose1920Goddess 4 days ago
hey happy birthday dr. suess I love all you books
arian123ish 4 days ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. SEUSS...
ZapatistasForever 4 days ago
cool
nanosaz 1 week ago
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lillollypop1001 1 week ago
the book is way better
TheCVKings 1 week ago
this book is way better
TheCVKings 1 week ago
green eegs and hammmmmm
mario11709 2 weeks ago
The moral of this story is to not knock something before you try it.
RGamer2009 2 weeks ago
Aww man I miss this lol
lost619 2 weeks ago
Hey, it's Tigger!
spiritgirl41192 2 weeks ago
What's up with the fox, the pack of dogs, and the people on horses?
Superstar33000 2 weeks ago
"Green Eggs and HYAAAHM."
LOLz261 2 weeks ago
Is the chorus really nessesary?
stui8Bit231vamp734 2 weeks ago
Back in elementary school I remember reading this story, and when my class was done with the book my teacher cooked us green eggs and ham... That was the best eyes and ham ever! :D
AnewBlueBird 3 weeks ago
@AnewBlueBird Eyes and ham? Don't you mean eggs? O_o
ZekromRocks 2 weeks ago
I love the way he yells EGGS
lemurboy123 3 weeks ago
is there a dubstep remix???
974joeblow 3 weeks ago
Sam I Am should feed them to the chorus so they'll shut up!
songnsword 3 weeks ago
I could enjoy this in peace if the chorus would shut the hell up.
I know its a classic and im not dissing that. just honestly annoying imo.
LilSoul88 3 weeks ago
@LilSoul88 Your opinion is wrong. The chorus kicks ass!
supmandude 3 weeks ago
@supmandude pffft XDD whatever you say dude
LilSoul88 3 weeks ago
i love this story but honestly, if some yellow man in a hat tried to feed u green eggs n ham, would u eat it???
princessangel821 3 weeks ago
This brings back memories :]
Bouffalantable 3 weeks ago
This is a misleading story. When people say no, let them alone and move on. Quit pestering them.
cochranexyz 3 weeks ago
I LOVE how tigger eats green eggs and ham lol
007flyguy1 3 weeks ago
Though I like this video I hit dislike, since I do not like green eggs and ham either.
Drmckool 3 weeks ago
33 people don't like Green Eggs and Ham
AliceSonicGundamFan 1 month ago
My mother has actually eaten Green Eggs and Ham. Just use green food coloring. She liked them.
TheInfernityZero 1 month ago
Green Eggs and Ham as 999%
bigkbhg 1 month ago
Oh my... he sounds like Tigger at 6:48 to 6:57
Can you believe that?
KiraTheHedgehog319 1 month ago
@KiraTheHedgehog319 That's because it is Tigger's voice Paul Winchell
OffbeatToothbrush 1 month ago
And people say that magic does not exists.
ironaca 1 month ago
I would eat green eggs with a fox...
olaf702 1 month ago
Near the end he says he likes green eggs & ham but so far he's only eaten the eggs.
Stephen10528 1 month ago
Cue 1970s adult-film-y sounding guitars at 6:49 to portray the climactic pleasure Non-Sam has at consuming the eponymous emerald perishables.
pabulum28 1 month ago
This is horrible. Why did they have to sing certain parts? It would have been ten times better if they stuck to a voiceover instead.
CainmosniMirrored 1 month ago
Chuck Jones and Dr. Seuss. Awesome pairing.
ageofsagittarius 1 month ago
at first they are green then they're white...wtf?
melonpotato 2 months ago
the moral of this short story is, when Sam I am ask's you to do something you better f***ing do it.
DeltaTeamAirsoft 2 months ago 2
-3 IT!!
curlijosie 2 months ago
the book was better.
flaw7ezz 2 months ago
I love this. my mom stole this book from her school's library hahaha
chaoticallytootsie 2 months ago
Potatoes gonna potate :/
nynono 2 months ago
i was too lazy to read the book, so im watching the movie about it
chulupalover12345 2 months ago
i just got the fox joke. lol
tennisbabee08 2 months ago
@tennisbabee08 would you like to explain it? lol
TheWolf739 2 months ago
@tennisbabee08 I didn't think about it until I read your comment... haha, poor fox. I didn't get that part when I was little...
msclarephipps 2 months ago
6:05
R.I.P. 100's of people that died in the crash
ninetails593 2 months ago
Sam tried ending the video at 2:40 ;)
applesauceis22 2 months ago
The book is waaay better. I remember this as being my first book I could read. I took it to school on the first day of kindergarten and I was proud of myself that I could read not only this book, but all the posters that my teacher posted in the classroom. Get your kids away from the TV and get them reading ASAP!
lambyiii 3 months ago 9
@lambyiii I like this better than the book because of the hounds & horses.
Stephen10528 1 month ago
@lambyiii God i know. So much detail cut out from the movies.
StillApony 1 day ago
just eat the frkn green eggs and ham.
sharif237 3 months ago
i just love this
bahamas2422009 3 months ago
how cute, loves it.
LindsayLohan001 3 months ago
This makes me smile so much!
ferlocue17 3 months ago
@neckcracker22: You do. It's Paul Winchell.
ebhymowitz 3 months ago
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ebhymowitz 3 months ago
he sounds like tigger haha
ginaweb08 3 months ago
@ginaweb08
Same voice actor.
TheToonyloon 2 months ago
The guy sounds a lot like Tigger. lmao.
kabuto310 3 months ago
For the Love of God eat it!!!
SuperAaaaa123456 3 months ago
creating for something for children is sooo difficult , thumbs up for Dr Seuss!!!
SuperAaaaa123456 3 months ago
It could also based on this book of the same name.
AeizzatToha 3 months ago
it also teaches phonological discrimination - house-mouse, box-fox, rain-train, goat-boat...
and after all, the moral of the story - to try something before you say you don't like it. :)
distorzijastv 3 months ago
Haters gonna hate.
sprootal 3 months ago 39
he sounds like the same voice as tigger from winnie the pooh
matreyafedor 3 months ago
DID YOU KNOW.....??
This story "Green eggs and ham" has only 50 unique words in it i.e. the entire story is composed of just 50 words. Of those words, only "anywhere" has more than 2 syllables.
greekcypriot004 3 months ago 2
And then he died because of food poisoning from mouldy eggs & ham.
TheSlinkyGuyShow 3 months ago
Learned:
- Modal verbs
- Adverbs of place
- Prepositions of place/location
- (values) he who perseveres is bound to win
Best teaching resource ever.
Persiana 3 months ago
cars are for losers.
geekygiganz 3 months ago
How old is this? or what year was this made in?
SolidSnake2231 3 months ago
The story is good, the singing however made me want to put my head through a fibreglass wall
emmateacup 3 months ago
i would have just eaten the green eggs and ham
123fuhq 3 months ago
Dont blame him. The ham and eggs are green for pete sake lol.
ChiTownWarrior1 3 months ago
It's fairly interesting if you think of this as an euphemism for sex....
MrPipeBomb11 3 months ago
Moral: Dont Knock it Till u try it
QucciMaMa 3 months ago
just eat the eggs and ham save your self mann. LOL
BeautyByBridget 3 months ago
lol
Chuckychuck12345 4 months ago
THE HUNT!
ShakeTheEarth13 4 months ago
50 WORDS USED
lnalysis 4 months ago 17
is that tiggers voice???
Anna21ization 4 months ago
@Anna21ization That's got to be him @6:50.
jordan042 3 months ago
What a nice purple hat,
Would you like to have a bat?
Aww poor Sam I Am,
He just wants him to try green eggs and ham.
Even here or there,
Or anywhere.
Sam I Am just wants him to try,
Even while he's gonna cry.
Oh my gosh I'm rhyming,
Well anyway.. at least I'm trying.
Violet2279 4 months ago 2
"I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE" IT SHOULD BE NOR IT SHOULD BE NOR!!!!
quobcake 4 months ago
6:45 hmm what exactly was in those green eggs?
cmommsen1 4 months ago
i was too lazy too read the book
noah12angles 4 months ago
am i high again?
XxemoTWATxX 4 months ago
I love Dr.Suess this book is one of the first books of Dr.Suesses
coolangel961 4 months ago
Dr. Seuss is a genius.
NJK2222 4 months ago
this might be the best book i've ever read
MrTroll456 4 months ago
I wish I got my own song everytime I didn't like something...
'He does not like him, he doesn't like, he doesn't like Justin Bieber!'
Scullnblades 5 months ago
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs! :D
MrInsaneMixer 5 months ago
@MrInsaneMixer We'll break offa your legs...
74sowen 4 months ago
what IS this?? how dare they change this book.. ughh..
yaryelscarde 5 months ago
the first book i read!
DAVET0NE 5 months ago
OMG I can't believe this is on utube
seymournuggets 5 months ago
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seymournuggets 5 months ago
xD
morali888 5 months ago
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Comcast is the only company with a higher pressure sales dept.
I do not want your digital phone.
I do not want it in my home.
I do not want it with a fox.
I do not want your cable box.
I do not want your 'low price' tales.
I do not like high pressure sales.
BrandonSneadBrooklyn 5 months ago
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BrandonSneadBrooklyn 5 months ago
Bamboozled eggs? I am confused.
cprailes44ac 5 months ago
"I do not like this" 22 people said
They would not like it on a sled.
They would not like it in a tree.
They would not like it while they pee.
They would not like it on a screen.
They would not like it with a bean.
They would not like it here or there.
They would not like it anywhere.
SilverSpark6 5 months ago 49
@SilverSpark6, they would not like it with a gun, they would not like it while they have fun, they would not like it with a bun, they would not like it with a sun, they would not like it with a hen, they would not like it with a pen, they would not like it with a herd, they would not like it with a nerd, they would not like it with a bird, they would not like them here or there, they would not like them anywhere....
geekygiganz 3 months ago
@SilverSpark6 oh man choice of words A+++++++++
TheBencore 2 months ago
Look, this fellow has made it blatantly clear that he does not want to eat this dish, change of location is irrelevant and tiresome. And that Sam I Am is so irritating I could scream...
Oh I'm so glad I grew up with this stuff.
HParker001 5 months ago
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HParker001 5 months ago
I'm 16 and for some odd reason i decided to type in green eggs and ham. My God, what is rong with me?
poke3p1 5 months ago
VERY BAD QUALITY!
but love the movie!
myhorseRavenglass 5 months ago
thumbs up if epic rap battles of history brought you here coz you didnt get the ham and green eggs reference xD
MrHappytaffy 5 months ago
RIP Dr. Suess
djsexybaconify 5 months ago
this green eggs and ham story reminds me of the local cricket manager who keeps trying to make me play cricket. He keeps telling me to join even though i say "no i dont like cricket!" These types of people that keep persisting really piss me off but in some ways i can understand sam as that guy hadn't tried green eggs and ham but the thing is that i've played cricket for the same team the past 5 fuckn years and i dont like it!!!!
JeromStew 5 months ago
Those 21 dislike green eggs & ham.
MrWeatherdude1984 5 months ago
I remember this when I was young and now my 4 year old son loves it too.
jpenn1222 5 months ago
I remember saying this the first time I ate a pizza
TheNintendo101 5 months ago
Memories. <3 :D
RammiiAnniix3 5 months ago
I like how one of the comments on here says Dr Suess was the best rapper of all time befoer ERB
The656 5 months ago
dr seuss is THA SHIT!
superfunkmonker 5 months ago
:DDDDD <3
CorynElizabeth 5 months ago
why the hell im enjoying this!!!!
kiricosplay 5 months ago 2
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FOR ALL SEA TURTLE LOVERS, (ages 0 to 90) comes a sweet little book you will want to read again and again: I’LL FOLLOW THE MOON. Baby green sea turtle is asleep in his nest way below the beach’s surface. Suddenly he opens one eye – and starts to stretch…crack, crack goes his egg and soon he’s free. Up he digs, then across he crawls, finding the sea by the flickery moonlight on the waves. Mama is waiting in the deep! Can he find her? Read and see!
—Author Stephanie Tara
StephanieLisaTara 5 months ago
replace green eggs and ham every time with anal sex. So funny.
TopOGTrickShotClans 5 months ago
This a great video to watch when your high, hell anything Dr. Seuss is great high.
theater4nothing 6 months ago
mm i remember i always thought they looked delicious
cynnybobinny 6 months ago
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
LeonSK96 6 months ago 32
'Will i am' is better I think.
WILL2LIV3 6 months ago
Who plays the unnamed guy?
Ryofire 6 months ago
damn, dr.suess is dope, he should of been a rapper lol,he'll ish on all rappers
twinky419 6 months ago
DR. SEUSS IS AMAZING!!!
juggalette225 6 months ago
i dont care how old i get, dr. seuss will 4ever b the shyt
rahjii 6 months ago 75
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@rahjii Clearly his books didn't teach you how to read and write...
EmperorJim 5 months ago
Ahh the memories :3 saves me from reading the book. Lol even though i have countless times, but this is the first time ive seen the video in forever
SuperSexyBlueHusky 6 months ago
classic.
hotdyme86 6 months ago
Would you, could you? With a goat? Would you, could you? In a boat?
huntruder38 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you got this after searching for epic rap battles of history :0 lol.
darkSprint60 6 months ago
Who here knows that green eggs and ham is actually about racism
thatissosuperswift 6 months ago
@thatissosuperswift ye i think everyone knows that lol
Pshoeshus 6 months ago
6:53 your reaction: whohohohohoho!
mamutepeq 6 months ago
@mamutepeq whoa............
MsThunderbolt7 6 months ago
Look at his reaction after eating those green eggs and ham. He's definitely high.
untseac 6 months ago
19 people don't like green eggs and ham
codyworthington 6 months ago
1:10 swagggg
Sony90210 6 months ago
Dont read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on nearest possibly friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not post to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now youve started reading this so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when youre done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cuz it actually work
mamutepeq 6 months ago
@mamutepeq Dude shut the fuck up i've seen this shit so many times whoever actually does that is just a dumbass
TheEpicPeepsV1 6 months ago
love the random background music while he's walking.
kimy75390 6 months ago
The has always been my favorite story by Dr. Suess
Gideon1251 6 months ago
Real men watch 240p !
UreSucked 6 months ago
I like Dr. Suess dont get me wrong but 4:21 ........ crepy
handhanh 6 months ago
I am Sam...
Sam i am...
And i give you green eggs and ham!
cuceritorul1 6 months ago
shakespere is a better rapper tbf
verypoorpeople1 6 months ago
would you could you with chuck Norris? green ham and eggs on a clitoris..
dreadcrozz 6 months ago
@dreadcrozz :O
MegaShadow41 6 months ago
green eggs and ham refers to the hormone, steroid, nuclear waste, toxic, pest.herb.fung,suicide sprayed, ecoli infested meat hence ammonia sprayed, estrogen, plasticized, chlorinated, chemicalized wax filled, pus filled, unnattural foods
tycrx85 6 months ago
@untseac SECOND best, Watsky owned him.
EmoCow5 6 months ago
THATS TIGGERS VOICE!! the one who doesnt like green eggs and hams
Leon61491 6 months ago
@Leon61491
Yeah, I noticed it too. Though I think was closer to Zummi from Gummi Bears than Tigger. Ah, Paul Witchnell, you have been greatly missed.
SomeoneYouMayKnow 4 months ago
What's the lesson of Green Eggs and Ham?
yuirrr 6 months ago
@yuirrr Don't eat green eggs and ham. It's bad for you.
Obviously :P
Impulze08 6 months ago
@yuirrr The lesson is you would never know unless you try.
MegaShadow41 6 months ago
I USED TO HAVE THIS TAPE!!!!
jaliaq515 6 months ago
IF HE DOES NOT WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM
donkeylotion 6 months ago
Nice, but the chorus of singers is horribly cheesy.
3rdAutisticCuckoo 6 months ago
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mad respect for Dr. Suess the OG,
man im still bumping his shit in my car everyday
SachaTheEvilOne 6 months ago 5