How Not To Play Hitman part 3

[keeneye47]

you know something? I think this is the first mission i got silent assassin, first try.

[dengar9999]

0:26 Shit paste paste LMAO! 2:19 I agree, smoking'll kill you... 3:16 LOL SHIRT COLOR! 3:44 Nice hat!

So fucking funny this video rocks!

[Theehenchy]

That's uh... Nice painting...

*silence.*

BUT NOT NEARLY NICE ENOUGH!

[protestifications]

this so funny :D

[matthewthrelfo]

You killed the women in the shower? Thats a waste.

[Theehenchy]

Aw, I thought that painting was brilliant!

A purple skirt AND a scarf.... NO.

[Babymarioluigi2]

They apparently peddle kiddie porn.

Don't we all.

[BloodxLikexRain]

@Babymarioluigi2 indeed we do

[Endiegogo]

"what a terrible poster *BANG* better" ROFLMAO

[jvr3092]

ROFLMFAO

[warguy58]

You shoulda stayed with the girls a bit longer.

[TonyBranston]

Can you spot where 47's cover was blown in this video?

[DarthYodaDenny]

dude...... I LOVE UR FUCKING VIDS I LOVE THEM U REALY PUT SOME WORK FOR IT evry like bar by ur vid looks like a green lightsaber

[Loupgarou182]

funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen

[AwesomeRKOShark]

your video's are soo awesome so much humour

[PaladinGear15]

@Tulanirebe also, one more thing. it was just a compliment. there's no need to insult me for it.

[PaladinGear15]

@Tulanirebe I rarely play the hitman games. I've played them like. once or twice in my entire life, and that was at a friend's house. and if your better, GOOD FOR YOU. I don't care, and I'm not even going to respond to your insult, because you're a troll.

[AVNGxWarlord]

I've shoved mustache man over that railing before and he just stood up again and walked back up to where i shoved him. I shoved him again and THIS TIME he died but still... -_-

[Nachash91]

best series I've nevere seen, so goddamn funny. Good Job, really.

[PaladinGear15]

do you play this on easy? if it's on normal. you're damn good at this game :)

[TeddyBear1111998]

Not to self: never wear a "Nice hat" ! It might be fatal!!!

[TheAwesomeCookie]

@TeddyBear1111998 lol that guy didn't die so your best bet is to wear a nice hat

[Tjorvz1]

"Don't we all"

rofl <3

[AVNGxWarlord]

Two methods of stealth: Hide where their eyes dont go, or KILL EVERYONE!!! :)

[Slyanimationz]

song? it's TMBG right?

[Slyanimationz]

doink

[PlayMadness]

It's been almost five years since I saw this the first time, but I still laugh my ass off every time.

[Conzo798]

. . . ಠ_ಠ

[Giradox]

"But not nearly nice enough!" xD I love your humour.

That may not even be the best quote, but they're all so good.

[deserteagle272]

No witnesses... literally

[vanceb98]

*doink* lmfao XD

[MrFlylice]

"First you'll ha-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

[TheKiroshi]

This just in, mass murder at new opera house, cop blame music as cuase, since everyone was still there, and didn't try to run away or anything...

[KAISKO69]

haha i love that "he's an actor"

[Eiraha]

Hey man, nice at

[toadlolwtfbbq]

i think we all play hitman like this :D

[Hashbrowniepie]

Love how you spruced up that painting.

[gilless429]

I loved the : "Uh... Casual casual casual" part even more than the rest, and that is freakin' saying.

[gmankillz]

lol you shoulda pushed the guy then steal the glasses and then say, "looks like he,put the suit on, had a callback WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

[KingLoki95]

Your'e hilarious!! GOD!!!

[godfather12m]

Boo

[2Sjim777y]

If you like to kill everybody with a machine gun on this level there's an very easy way: first of all you can kill the 3 or 4 bodyguards with just one spray of silenced machine gun fire and get away with that early on (you can do the same with a bomb in a toolbox, what u like). Then you get ur M4 hide behind the counter where the jackets are hanging. Press F1 for first person view and than you will be able to shoot almost every guard without them to be able to hit you very easily. It's good fun.

[tomelollol]

"They appearently peddle kiddie porn. Don't we all."

Awesome line.

[noopdog47]

They might be giants = best Hitman music

[MyNameis2long4youtub]

In my opinion this is your best episode. It was all so brilliant, and I was laughing so hard I cried at the end with the purple shirt.

[waffleless]

Thats the last time i wear a purple shirt and scarf to the opera.

[MrLucasa007]

lol

 coward! *pew*

[RUNandGUN911]

LOL

[Lugo428]

2:06-2:44 WOW!

[rater136]

17 people mistaken this for a walkthrough...

[markd9011]

dude i remember watching this when i was young and this still makes me play hitman

[Poellemis1912]

Which Prog did u use for editing?

[bluephreakr]

"doink"

Epic if I ever saw it.

[badkiller2]

You sir, are an hero.

[cyclist14]

@badkiller2 AN HERO!!!!! lol xD

[kevindog1111]

my favorite part was the "WHAT THE FU%$..IS THAT..god." at 2:34

[bman462]

"show's over shakespeare"

[soldierside365]

love these videos.

[dreedlocked]

lol at the part where it shows his face and says so fucking cool it looks like hes bounceing his head to the music

[dayowan]

Boo! 

[jackster676]

Lol "Hey man... nice hat"

[jackster676]

Dual wield silver ballers with extended clip, lazer sighting and scope...

FUCKIN HELLZ 2 THA YEA

[cleric1life]

Nice Hat LOL

[CrowbarDoom]

Laughed forever at 'bullets numb the pain'.

[mattiasmoller]

This commentary made me laugh.

[WipedOutWesley]

FUCK! ive been playing like this ever since i saw your videos.

[esquilo56100]

casual, casual, casual FUCK

[555BMTH666]

omfg !!! so damn funnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saltypop13]

ROFLMAO

[matt785luvsG4]

1:30 so fucking cool.

[tyrannofangs315]

lol hey man....nice hat(push) FTW cool video

[njduran]

I want this game dammit.

[Logankeller352]

the asshole who said the music is terrible might as well suck 47's penis, because the music is the talented music we need today. amazing video btw i am a long time fan :D

[ChuckNorrisNot]

this vid makes me want to be a hitman

[EpicMrFailure]

Your awesome and funny :DD

[legofan112]

I just went on a rampage on this level :)

[x0TehUber0x]

1:21

pwnt

[kokotsea]

BRILIANT

[Spikester555]

2:32 LMAO!

[DHS4ever29]

"what's wrong with this peopple?" LOL

[koz234]

how do you go 1st person?

[koz234]

is this codename 47,silent assasian or blood money?

[fantoto]

@koz234 Blood Money. f1 for the first person

[Leynthris]

Those sunglasses ARE pretty badass.

[CombatArms1st]

Lol In PC every game for me is easy.

[boomboomsha]

nice hat

[HenniKilla]

You got the same humor like me ;D

[chasersbf]

And I am nothing if not an opera fan. LOL!

[jwunschie14]

FUCK!!

[pawlik22]

never played the game, got to the first part by chance and loved it :D

[Jc40k1]

1:20, perfect music-movie syncronization.

[TheDarklord0211]

I LOVE THE SERIES I SUB FOR DIS EPIC COMEDY AND VILENCE WITH VIDEOGAMES= AWSOMENESSSSSS!

[jvp117]

loved it, what rating did you get at the end of it

[Bot783]

"7th Inning stretch..." Was that a reference to Naked Gun?

[oneBitEntertainment]

0:39 XD lmao-moment

[UnwrittenReviews]

lmao these are great

[AMRadioHits]

"But, wait, he's an actor..."

[Aidan0128]

Your hilarious....

6/5 stars

[Hessualunlocked]

I love these fuckin videos of hitman.... but the sunglasses and push at 1:21 made me subscribe rofl

[pavlmatt801]

hahaha so funny at 2:10 to 2:13 watch that part its so funny!!!!!!

[geraljosh]

its funny the first half of this is actually pretty stealthy.

[leaddrop]

HAHA... "doink!"

[Magnum557]

doink!

[MentalResistance]

theese vids are so funny xD

[maichea]

ha nice mostache (shove over the railing)

[MASTURCHEEF001]

excuse me BANG now where was i?

[Jabby559]

love the music what made you put music on while you play because I do the same thing when I play games

[MetalGearPwnd]

@Jabby559 genius he put the music in with editing of video, not while playin game

[Jabby559]

@MetalGearPwnd thats even cooler

[kngdomhearts13]

nice mustache. bai.

[mikaboom123]

2:46 lol

[shinichi13]

1:32 owns! hahaha

[Aresguy]

lol

[Joltie]

That last guy with a white hat. Was he lucky to survive or what? Betcha he won't be going to another fancy place anymore.

[MrBoredom]

The bullets nub the pain!

[MetalGearPwnd]

@iloveherforeverable ppl that like good games

[Stiffmeister1818]

haha rofl cying here xDXDXDX LOL whit that shower wtf is that ur amaizing!!!

[Fenosens]

Emm sorry but this part bored...

[fty170]

whats the name of this song its not

stay clean by motorhead

[notBowen]

That song is at the end of the movie. Where your eyes don't go by They Might Be Giants is the other song.

[pizzasoldeir2]

@notBowen i like how at the start u kill the painter and a wild cop appers!

[Kronburgcity]

the song is called 'where your eyes don't go' of 'they might be giants'

[MrYaseppochi]

Haha XD I love your videos ;D completely awesome.

[jelle1110]

Hey man...

*push*

Nice hat..

Well made =D

[Psych0FTW]

911 ratings. ITs ma day!

[kevindog1111]

AHHH WTF IS TAT?! 2:34

[hel389]

they apparently peddle kiddie porn lol XD

[Mikerulez101]

nice videos, terrible music lol

[notBowen]

I would be less offended by the inverse of that.

[gameking6577]

@notBowen Can't go wrong with Motorhead :D

[repressivethoughts]

@notBowen what? terrible video, nice music? how about awesome video, fucking GREAT music

[Raiden8326]

@notBowen You prefer shit videos and good music? LOL only jokin love your vids with weird but funny songs

[b00mheadsh0t1]

@notBowen hey your videos are awsome and the musics awsome

[AzelaBrown]

@notBowen So, hey, are you gone for good? I mean, you're, like, dead. Gone! GONE! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN~!

[lilernie6]

@notBowen you my friend are a funny ass person lol

[CAdude86]

@Mikerulez101 aare you mentally handycopt?

[superjoe2812]

thats some nice painting...  but not good enough i was lmao for ages

[holydust18]

"Oh wait, he's an actor. I have to check"

lmao

[LegoFanatic1377]

What The FUCK-Is THAT...God.

[hellmancoolman97]

she seems calm ah! luaghed so hard

[playtogame]

Nice hat.

[GamingGod34]

Boo. I'm so goddamn cool. rofl

[markleungown]

....´´WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT´´ :D i laughed for five minutes

[McGeethe2nd]

casual casual casual... FUCK

[TheSerpentSaint]

hell yea motörhead stay clean. now that is fucking brutal.

[nikz1111]

sooo gooood

[mattyl46]

smoking kill u lol

[JazzmanJessedereu]

lol 'doink' :D

[craig1746]

yay motorhead!!!!!!!!!!! awesome vids btw

[bstareviews]

what is the song at the start? Other than that great video

[LordSaddler261]

its 'Where you eyes dont go' by They might be Giants, as its said in the end of the video..

[bstareviews]

thank you now I feel dumb

[WobblyBoy1031]

this is my favorite hitman mission ever ._.

[Mrkisrl24]

"curtains down" ya i love it too

[wwfbrawler781]

And after that massacre, Agent 47 walks out of the theater casually, LOL

[Kadavoir]

"doink" XD

[oggy1o2]

u know hitman haved a girlfrend but hitman killd her !

[oggy1o2]

it was pink duh.... nodes moch ?

[03031997]

Damn that means i play this game all wrong LOL!

[Mranttii]

Thanks notBowen. You introduced me to They Might Be Giants. I always watch your videos!

[jeremybwheat]

47:she seems calm *girl acts crazy* 47:AHH!!

[zerocool102]

purple shirt ... whut the fuck wus he thinking !!!!!!! hahahahhah nice vid BRO !!!!!

[MrJiglez]

hey man

Nice hat

*push*

rofl

[LordPayne]

Have you thought about remaking your Hitman videos in HQ?

[SceptileDude]

He could re-upload them and that would give the option for HQ. It wasn't available in 06 unfortunately

[Naster66]

Hey man.

Nice hat. *Push*

[teddy405139]

the captions pwn

[dattebayodave]

A purple shirt? What the fuck were you thinking?!

And the beats the hell out of him!! Never laughed so hard!!!

[cmwissy]

They apparently peddle kiddie porn...

Don't we all....

Priceless xD

[wattapassa]

uh.... causual casual causal... FUCK