It's recently come to my attention that I love sailing. I came to this conclusion upon attending a Nighttide Regatta Luncheon with Daria Nicolodi, Alejandro Jodorwosky and Melissa Joan Hart, wearing a Snap Crotch Romper by Rodarte, Distressed Jardigan by Anne Demeulemeester and Sardonic Engineer Boots by Gareth Pugh. We perused an oceanic banquet consisting of nautilus sashimi, macerated bladderwack and broiled urchin ravioli. Melissa consumed too many Dead Sea mojitos and never quite recovered.
I once went to an Oscar party with Nobel Prize winner Daniel Shechtman, former Danish Prime Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen, and Yahoo Serious. There, we dined on tandoori pigeon gizzards, batter dipped in buttermilk from a manatee, lighty fried in pistacio oil and served with kool aid
@Miquella16 i know that! you think i just guessed at those spellings? paprika is a european indie actress, haha they would make such fabulous acquaintances!
apparently Tilda was amazing in some Italian movie and people r peeved she's not nominated for an Oskar, I'm finding more and more the vids are really spot on, it's not an obvious imitation of Chloe it's broader than that just uses her as a jumping off point, very clever.
@britishschoolmanila It is outrageous how 'I Am Love" Starring Tilda Swinton was overlooked. The film is brilliant, it adds a fresh, fluid, breathtakingly beautiful form to a strong content.
I LOVE the Chloe videos! But can you please mention the song names?? Your songs (that you put in the videos, at least) are Amazing (ah-ah-amazing) lol.
Chloeay should host the oscars
Starkardur 1 day ago
did i mention i was wearing a snood?
incitingincidentsinc 2 days ago
this video is all kinds of amazing. I watch it everyday lol.
mz2004a 4 days ago
......................TILDA...........
irvykinneas 1 week ago
MAR-GA-RET-CHO. LMAO
gogoutube 2 weeks ago
Just press "8" over and over again
GreenFiles 3 weeks ago
flash tortured emu? Nice.
svenjeder 3 weeks ago
"I attended a pre-party preview finalist nomination luncheon."
Wanderlust1984 3 weeks ago
this is fantastic.
gagadavid14 3 weeks ago
ahhh ahahahhahah ahhhh ah
me.
6oclockable 1 month ago
Margaret Cho.
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hcybtiw 1 month ago
What is that song in the beginning? Please if anyone knows answer me! Thanks!
hcybtiw 1 month ago
@hcybtiw It's "Money Can't Dance" by Fischerspooner. You can find it on Youtube.
strangemd 1 month ago
@strangemd Thank you so much! :)
hcybtiw 1 month ago
the complete fil-ams of art garfunkel
freekaty 1 month ago
Meshell Ndegeocello, YAAAAASSSSSSS!
starofblight 1 month ago
"It's recently come to my atenshon, that it's oscayah season"
xmaster2 1 month ago
Festeringgrotesque: LOL!
orangestreak 1 month ago
"devoured seeZAR salad" Kills me every time!
mymailbox4404 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
wow that dude actually looks like chloe sevigny
bradley583 1 month ago
It is scary how much he actually looks like her
titsforhits 1 month ago
is it bad that i dont get any of these....
cheezeluver4 2 months ago
It's recently come to my attention that I love sailing. I came to this conclusion upon attending a Nighttide Regatta Luncheon with Daria Nicolodi, Alejandro Jodorwosky and Melissa Joan Hart, wearing a Snap Crotch Romper by Rodarte, Distressed Jardigan by Anne Demeulemeester and Sardonic Engineer Boots by Gareth Pugh. We perused an oceanic banquet consisting of nautilus sashimi, macerated bladderwack and broiled urchin ravioli. Melissa consumed too many Dead Sea mojitos and never quite recovered.
festeringgrotesque 2 months ago 8
@festeringgrotesque Chloe.. is that you?!? :-D
psypants 2 months ago
I like the laugh..you did just like her lol lol lol lol..I wonder fi she saw this lol
iaralillylynosjohn 3 months ago
Tilda.
MrNutrageous 4 months ago 5
Flash tortured emu? Bahahahahaha
morrismadeleine 4 months ago
I dig Chloe Sevigny and I totally dig "Chloe". They need to share an episode of Big Love together.
LadyStardustVertigo 4 months ago
Omg I'm SOOOO glad YOUTUBE suggested Chloe <3
ShadowsArch 4 months ago
And the Ouskah goes to 1:00
BearWindAppleyard 4 months ago
I once went to an Oscar party with Nobel Prize winner Daniel Shechtman, former Danish Prime Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen, and Yahoo Serious. There, we dined on tandoori pigeon gizzards, batter dipped in buttermilk from a manatee, lighty fried in pistacio oil and served with kool aid
Sassycastpodcast 4 months ago
Did I mention I was wearing a snood? hahahahh
misskittie1979 5 months ago in playlist More videos from combine13 3
In most of her references I can't tell if she's talking about people's names or food...
Wickedfanatic2345 5 months ago
I attended a pre-party preview finalist nomination luncheon.
Bombay1618 5 months ago
I'm so Happy Chloe won the Ouskaar
lukeisareilly 6 months ago 4
lol
futuristfood 6 months ago
song name! PLEASEEEEEE
nowwachtme 6 months ago
@nowwachtme The song is Money Can't Dance by Fischerspooner. You can find it on youtube.
strangemd 4 months ago
did i mention i was wearing a snood!!! hilarious!
timmielala 6 months ago
“...and steak water."
carrienbigful 6 months ago 2
....And gold!
TheLadyLloyd 7 months ago
You are bloody hilarious!! Xxx
beartattoo 7 months ago
Did I mention I was wearing a snood?
heula1 8 months ago 4
Mar-Gret-Cho
MikeHKU15 8 months ago 5
"Oscarghhhhh"
Xenolithate 8 months ago 3
RANDOM AWESOME!!
Leslieannbarton 9 months ago
Tilda was seriously overlooked!
30RockemSockem 9 months ago
and steak water.
lingthel 9 months ago 24
What is the name of the song that is playing in the background at the end?
adwornick 9 months ago
@adwornick money cant dance, fischerspooner :)
bonniehudson 9 months ago
tilda
naivefleur 9 months ago
oh my gaaahd i honestly wish more people knew about these videos they are so fucking funny!
lehcarrachel524 9 months ago
"The raw sensuality of Exit Through the Gift Shop."
jordandroid 9 months ago 33
lol@ "flash tortured emu with marscapone and linginberry preserve"
tymcbee 10 months ago 7
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waht the fuck is this? fuck, fucking fuck, hate fucking links, fucking stupid shit leading me to crap fucking youtube videos...
ljh098 10 months ago
The Alien fragrance party by Thierry Mugler!! So funny!
robfearon 10 months ago
I love that she's hanging out at an Oscar party with Tom Savini!
magnoliafreak6 10 months ago
and GOLD.
georgedrometer 10 months ago 5
steak water? lol
PlaidBoyPDX 11 months ago
Cæsar salad, served in Charles David black stilettos.
vegfarandi 11 months ago 2
the oscar does go to you, Chloe!
Haha i love that she gained some pounds
angelices 11 months ago
hye ya kim, kang ko sum, mar gret cho
tarutan21 11 months ago 2
"Did I mention I was wearing a snood?"
Brilliance.
hoyle1977 11 months ago 2
Meshell Ndegeocello!
evillaugher 11 months ago
flash tortured Emu.
Bloody brilliant!
joachim1066 11 months ago
I loveee this sooo much!! :D
QueenOriginality 11 months ago
Chloe needs another Oscar nom!
gingerbreadcorpses 11 months ago
@gingerbreadcorpses correction.....drew needs an oscar nom.
SuperWitch11 11 months ago
These videos rock.
bounded 11 months ago
Steak water!...Did I mention I was wearing a snood...
Timmy2487 11 months ago
Steak water!...Did I metion I was wearing a snood...
FALLING OUT!!
Timmy2487 11 months ago
Paprika Steen and Summer Glau. Love those pretentious hipster names!!!
philipsmog 11 months ago
@philipsmog summer glau is an actress, but i'm not sure who paprika steen is. summer is on the cape!
Miquella16 11 months ago
@Miquella16 i know that! you think i just guessed at those spellings? paprika is a european indie actress, haha they would make such fabulous acquaintances!
philipsmog 11 months ago
@philipsmog haha i was just saying.
Miquella16 11 months ago
Me and my friend quote these all the time. We're trying to perfect the Chloe pout.
vintagous 11 months ago
@vintagous me and my friends do the same!! haha
HRHBen176 11 months ago
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@vintagous me and my friends do the same!! haha
HRHBen176 11 months ago
LoL.. I can't watch enough of these - Love it
MsVioletTemper 1 year ago
"Me!" Love it Chloe! GCxx
GlaceChase 1 year ago
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"Me!" Love it Chloe! GCxx
GlaceChase 1 year ago
"Me!" Love it Chloe! GCxx
GlaceChase 1 year ago
Fiilims
BatteriesDead 1 year ago
God, he has amazing legs.
Happyfeet2992 1 year ago
"and steak water" lmfao!!
HRHBen176 1 year ago
why the hell are there 3 dislikes? this is hilarious!
pabfab85 1 year ago
I'm not even sure what the hell this is supposed to be. I'm extremely glad for this fact.
gbeleven 1 year ago
"Did I mention I was wearing a Snooood?"
WingyWonky00 1 year ago
Tilda. Love it.
jamiezoob 1 year ago
two people didn't receive oscars last night
egyptiangawd 1 year ago
Happiness
my72bronco 1 year ago
OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIOUSSSS
THIS ACTUALLY MAKES ME SMILE
TheSakaraka 1 year ago 2
drew! brilliant as always!..... garfunkel hehe
jasonhoganofficial 1 year ago
Flash tortured emu. Fabulous.
jfnla 1 year ago
apparently Tilda was amazing in some Italian movie and people r peeved she's not nominated for an Oskar, I'm finding more and more the vids are really spot on, it's not an obvious imitation of Chloe it's broader than that just uses her as a jumping off point, very clever.
philipsmog 1 year ago 2
I can't tell you how much I fucking love you
hootinanny 1 year ago
Amazing!
corbin21 1 year ago
"Did I mention i was wearing a snood?"
DayTripper0000000 1 year ago 3
Does anyone know the song for the intro and outro?
tomoyopop 1 year ago
@tomoyopop Money Can't Dance by Fischerspooner
Dexcesss 1 year ago
"MAR-GRET-CHO"
Zilnip 1 year ago 3
ohmigod, soooo good!
jollymontube 1 year ago
hahahahahhaahahahaha and the oscar goes to.... hahahahahhaha .... you've got chloe's laugh down
baconology 1 year ago
"I was attending with Paprika Steen, Summer Glau and Meshell Ndegeocello" :-)
shihsisd2 1 year ago
fucking amazing
letsGOtoCLASS 1 year ago
"...Did I mention I was wearing a Snood?"
CJDIENSTAG 1 year ago
lol, omg so funny.
LaSerpentaCanta 1 year ago
ceasar salad served in black stilettos, lol
primohomme 1 year ago
I choked when she said, "and GOLD"
unicornguard 1 year ago
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"Did I men-shun I was wearing a snood?"
Love the bob, btw.
imolgen 1 year ago
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imolgen 1 year ago
L O V E
adrianandshane 1 year ago
I'm living for you only.
christofstar 1 year ago
@ 1:10 ....that laugh, i simply CANNOT!!!! *jumps off roof*
JTrey06 1 year ago 2
i am drinking STEAKWATER, even though i am vegetarian, FOREVER.
hotpants100 1 year ago
MAR-GRET CHO. Haha!!
geothevanni 1 year ago
Steakwater.
shivianbalaris 1 year ago
the oh-skar season.. i live for these videos! LMAO
leoment 1 year ago
And the Oscar goes to..... Hahahahhahaaaa..
ME
chazamn 1 year ago
I don't know. This kind of looks like a guy dressed up as Chloe Sevigny.
mattkayecomedy 1 year ago 44
@mattkayecomedy ffs i knew i shouldnt of fapped to this...
Tom4Cheese 7 months ago
OSCOAR SEASON
wowlovelyXOX 1 year ago
Genius. Genius. Genius. Genius!
dustinwashere 1 year ago
Your gloriousness knows no bounds, my dear Chloé.
vandalist 1 year ago
Chloe, have you hear about spandex? yeah...
primohomme 1 year ago
one of the best! really love it!!!!
xxwhumpxx 1 year ago
Brilliant as always. The complete fill'ems of Art Garfunkel! lol!
TopandTang 1 year ago
One of the best ones yet!
atticus5307 1 year ago
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seannsk 1 year ago
Omg Summer Glau mention. Awesome.
lizzyll9 1 year ago
That was ah-ah-amazing.
geniuswaitress 1 year ago
OMG!! I LOVE THESE!!!
akshen 1 year ago
Steak water <33
undftd87 1 year ago
I attended a pre-party preview finalist nomination luncheon sponsored by Kabuchu Super Fruit, All-Bran Cereal, and gold.
dwbear7 1 year ago
"Tilda."
britishschoolmanila 1 year ago 88
@britishschoolmanila It is outrageous how 'I Am Love" Starring Tilda Swinton was overlooked. The film is brilliant, it adds a fresh, fluid, breathtakingly beautiful form to a strong content.
jcgalad 1 year ago
"and did i mention i was wearing a snood"
colinismyidol23 1 year ago
bitch, i think frangipane and lynette just came became relevant again, you complete me girl xxx
truthsearching1 1 year ago
mmmm steak water
siege2010 1 year ago
I LOVE the Chloe videos! But can you please mention the song names?? Your songs (that you put in the videos, at least) are Amazing (ah-ah-amazing) lol.
Can't wait for the next one!
MadonnasMrDj 1 year ago
@MadonnasMrDj This song was a Fischerspooner track, can't remember the name.
dwbear7 1 year ago
@MadonnasMrDj The song is Money Can't Dance by Fischerspooner (:
horayleast 1 year ago
@1:00 TILDA!
Loewenth137 1 year ago
These are the funniest videos I've seen in long long time. Drew your a genius
jamiephiliptv 1 year ago
I'd love to comment further on this but i have to attend a pre-party preview finalist nomination luncheon.
badassbuzz 1 year ago
and GOLD
jamiephiliptv 1 year ago
LOL
stephenolsen 1 year ago
i love this shit everytime!
eddieomega 1 year ago
hahahhahhaaaha
MaxinexBean 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!! You are the best!!!
windyfields 1 year ago
"flash tortured emu with marscapone and linginberry preserve"
haha these are by far my favorite videos on youtube.......ever
itNeil 1 year ago 50
AND ME'SHELL NEDGEOCÉLLO!
archaipersonae 1 year ago
This is the best thing on youtube. I cant get enough! "flash tortured Emu"
shibacat1000 1 year ago
YES! I'm so glad you made a new Chloe video. I love it.
bushido44J 1 year ago
I would love to win an O-scar.
whistlingdust 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU
Crosbylicious 1 year ago
i love chole shes one of my idols shes so talented and beautiful shes so cool she even laughed of ur videos when she saw them .
i love your videos i know u simply picked someone talented and respectful to make videos of and you do a good job
peaceflowersandlove 1 year ago
I declare these videos to be humorous
phantomdoodler 1 year ago