How To Lie To The Police - Thor

[skeeveskeeve]

Had a hammer like that once, used it as a toy with me misses but it made her too Thor!

[neverfearchrisishere]

I bought my cyclops a feather and a rock - and told him he could keep the one that fell the fastest - his head exploded ;*(

[martse11]

Swiss Chard...

[mydogbarry]

I died when he said virgin

[FERROUSBOWLER]

@mydogbarry i am sorry to hear that. dr moley has ressurection pills that he will sell you.

[gojira931]

seduce her until she's unconscious, then feed her intravenously

[FILMMAKERCHAP]

swiss chard! LOL

[KirbyTheEpic]

Dear Thor, how do I sacrifice goats and other animals in your glorious name?

[Pilooogen]

Dear Thor hows Oden going?

[halopwner179]

thor how do i tear my soul permanently from this plain of existence i don't want to be resurrected by a pesky necromancer.

[popo237]

@halopwner179 Move into the 5th dimension!

[museslave]

Did you like how they portrayed you in the film?

[thecomfyshirt]

i love thor. 

[dovey1000]

we want more thors kitchen

[justcallmeliam]

yes i always wanted a rock

[djrea4815]

I bought both a feather and a rock, for obvious reasons.

[tyranno41]

Dear Thor,

my girlfriend is a velosaraptor and her birthday is next week what should i get her for a present.

[Wolvenfire86]

@tyranno41 Internet dating?

[Lortagreb]

@tyranno41 velociraptor

[videogamenostalgia]

@tyranno41 A pedicure

[bigdaddyaen]

Thor, whatever became of your barely tolerable co-host Dionysus?

[toonadict]

Dear Thor,

I hear Ragnorock is comming to town next week, what are some tasty treats i can feed to Fenrir so he doesnt eat me?

[bmike3000]

brad is brilliant, oh, wait, everyone at blame society is brilliant!

[blueeyesaf]

My girlfriend knows me as strong of first too, if you know what I mean.

[DBDWT]

What's amazing is how, if you don't know Norse mythology, this makes little sense. Holy heck--you keep challenging the ne'er-do-wells...

[Menegoth]

@DBDWT Don't be a douche. There's next to no mythology going on in this vid.

[JMRTNG]

Chad Vader: "If you get an itch, How do you scratch it?"

[SweetNTastyCupcakes]

Why would I buy a cyclops an Iraq?

[LeahClark47]

Right, absolutely, ON! YAY!

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[BrotherPrimus]

Thor, how does one go about detaching his head and flying past the camera yelling the battlecry 'ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHH­HHH" while also standing behind your head with another head.

[m1000black]

i would really want to see outtakes of all the  blamesociety videos! i think they would be funny as hell!

[Lancenova]

/Thorgasm!

[MisterFiend]

Or a feathered rock!

[Tattas999]

Where does one purchase a rock?

[chstens]

@Tattas999 At the Rock Mall in Rock City. Where the golems live.

[sushilover37]

Thor, I consulted another for advice, and now im dying of pill overdose, will dragon eggs help?

[TheMetalPenguin]

Thor is awesome, but this little thing isn't as good as Thor's Kitchen...

Also "an oxen" makes no sense; oxen is the plural of ox.

[bigred762010]

Dear Thor, My mother-in-law called me the other day saying she found a nest of hydra's in her basement. She thinks their adorable and won't "get rid of them". What should I do?

[BillShotgunFilms]

You guys need to discontinue the Thor thing. It's just not as funny as Doc Moley or Baby Cookie...

[adrianmalacoda]

@BillShotgunFilms I respectfully disagree. Baby Cookie is funny, sure, but I would put Moley at the far end of the expert spectrum. He's about as funny as a single-recurring-joke type character can be, especially when the question/answer isn't about pills. I rank Cookie higher than Moley because her questions/answers are more diverse (e.g. it's not like 90% of them are about "Crosby"). IMHO Hal and Chad have both gone downhill (Chad moreso than Hal).

[adrianmalacoda]

@adrianmalacoda I'd eventually love to see other characters end up answering questions, even if it's not a recurring event.

[DezaOO7]

How much does batman charge... hourly....

[CaptainMelons]

Thor is so wise!

[darkarch757]

Dear Thor how much of that biography movie Thor is true

[supaganja]

oh mighty Thor! I must build an epic castle but my giants are on strike. How do I punish them!?

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

Thor, are you related to Zeus?

[flyer11234]

sca woo eeey Wisconsinite

[WeltenbrandBM]

Mighty Thor! Are you willing to show us your omnipotent skills of cooking by making a coop with epicmealtime???

[360bull]

I once gave my cyclops a rock, but he threw it at me. Is that a good sign?

[swimteamizzle1114]

So, is Thor's Kitchen coming back?

[parsonman05]

There Thor, the first part of your video you got the myths mixes up . Turning to animals like Ox and ,Swans and lining to his wife was Zesus myths !!!

[psimpso1]

That's Kraken rum behind Thor!

[LoboPreto]

I like this format better than the original Thors Kitchen. The character is ok, but the older vids were missing something.

[TheShadowedOne1]

Brad Knight is Epic.

[CRAZYJOE567]

Its great Thor's back!

[scottamsden]

I'd buy him and eye patch so he could sleep on airplanes.

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[DragonFire381]

I am laughing too hard right now, oh my gosh XD

[kipshiux333]

I'd buy him a miniature couch. For obvious reasons.

[patu8010]

@kipshiux333 Obviously

[Mcfluffan]

The main reason I watch the Thor videos is for the video transitions, they make me laugh every time. haha

[buggyboo81]

i think they should make like a ten minute vid with all the experts on a pannel

[andvas1994]

OMG! i didn't think it was possible on this channal!

a boring/bad video!

Dr. Moley, Hall and the Baby are all great and funny.

This Thor guy.... God help me!

Sorry, this was bad.bad Acting and bad costume and everything was bad.

WHY!? WHY!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!­?

[holsson85]

Are you my father? Because ppl always say I'm a sun of a Thor...

[TehCthulhu]

Look at that, you made a video without using the words "pills" or "expert", you have no idea how happy this makes me.

[777Zachary777]

Thor.... I need to Extingush My love for a women... how should I go about it??? with a axe or a hammer???

[TheOverkill102]

hi

[Ints12345]

Where can I buy a hammer like yours?

[Kairukurumi]

@Ints12345 Walmart. It has lights and sounds as well.

[MoldyCheezProductons]

pre 300 viewer :D

[JellyBeanz3000]

i was told every answer to my problems was PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZZ!

[c14skiller]

seen it before... :o

[WampaOnRoids]

The view count is so low I'm surprised I got to it early

[TheCaptainLulz]

Hey Thor, more salt, or do I add MSG. Im cooking the tougher bits of a Bison and want to try and kill that leather flavour.

[iscaresubway]

haha bobo, ur wrong

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

wow finally got to see a video before the veiw count freezes

[iscaresubway]

first!