Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Buy Discount Shoes Windows

[OUWATZAHLE08]

yes he was borned a jew but when he told jeiwsh rabbies that he is the one the been waiting for and moses would listen and did not want to hear he said to them your worshepping black stnes tor ais a joke its nothing

[OUWATZAHLE08]

no dont say fuck you fucking jew peace of shit fuck the jews for what they did to jesus screw them they will pay with there blood !

[PlanetAgnostic]

@OUWATZAHLE08 I could've sworn Jesus WAS a Jew....

[joban84]

Jerrys a legend!

[OUWATZAHLE08]

fucking jew

[HyruleLand]

@OUWATZAHLE08 Fucking neo-nazi!

[tomerm2003]

@OUWATZAHLE08

fuck you.

[keenwittedinc]

contact us to learn more..

[Guns4Guitars]

@firebird1993 ADCEPTION!

[TheMarksmenCat]

what's the thing they're eating? I remember eating it, don't remember it's name tough

[Goetia]

@TheMarksmenCat Churro

[IanTweekDP]

It's like a bad, forgotten episode of Seinfeld that no one particularly rembembers or cares about.

[MegaEpictroll]

@IanTweekDP just like your life

[IanTweekDP]

@MegaEpictroll Y'see, that was just uncalled for.

[MegaEpictroll]

@IanTweekDP I can't wait till SOPA passes hopefully it will shut this shitty website down

[IanTweekDP]

@MegaEpictroll And you honestly think I care about your opinion? If it's so shitty, don't be on it.

[apaarjyoti]

72 people use Mac's

[beefcake0354]

I smile every time I see him show that platinum member card .. good joke (especially that picture of his used)

[steemy2]

Our promotional design teacher sent us to this as just to see how poor it is. Hard to follow, terrible humor, and basically about nothing... just like the Seinfeld show. It was also the most expensive and shortest-lived advertising campaign for Microsoft, who started the "I'm a PC" campaign a couple of weeks after this failure.

[gthreek]

"platinum!"

[fartamplifer]

These ads own so much.

[portillo21]

A reboladinha do Gates é ótima.

[ownagepwnagemaster]

jokess

[firebird1993]

I love how I just watched an ad so I could watch an ad.

[raykaelin]

This is just nutty, and great

[goku4113]

The shoes he was buying were called conquistadors... conquistadors were what some of the Europeans were referred to when they raped central America... a Mexican family was watching the rich white guy try on conquistadors... This is more racist than what Kramer did by a lot.

[HackCausality]

@goku4113 Mexicans are mixed native and Spanish. Even if it didn't happen five hundred fucking years ago, the Mexicans ARE THE CONQUISTADORS, you idiot. Way the hell more than two other guys that have no Spanish blood at all, anyway.

[goku4113]

@HackCausality The conquistadors were Spanish Europeans not native mexicans. Some modern day mexicans have spanish blood but they are not all mixed. The modern day Mexicans are not conquistadors. The conquistadors were WHITE. They werent jewish and what ever the fuck bill gates is, but the message that is being conveyed here is that the two Caucasians are using their superior Conquistador like wits to maintain their wealth. While the simple minded Mexicans look on in astonishment. You idiot.

[thebadseed90]

This is awesome. Just great

[baroncaba]

fail

[TechnicallyDevious]

microsoft = wayyyy out of touch

[dsparentsr]

XD 0:56 - Thats Bill's old mug shot!

[godmode9]

awkward commercial is awkward

[TruthSeeker905]

I bet they went to bohemian grove after wards to have some gay sex!

[coldpizza247]

what the fuck was this shit

[bagyoz]

whose going bald now, ha Jerry???

[PhAzOnMaDnEsS101XC]

Comedy gold xD

[bernhardfranz]

why wear a bulshit shoe like that after i developed the develish maxim length air sole with nike `????? this is a stone age shoe there bs

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Such a set-up for an awesome commercial... Seinfeld... Gates...

And... I didn't laugh?

: (

[phreakoutaston]

The future ... Delicious ...

Already here .. it's Apple.

Sorry.

[ThunderheadNebula]

Bill Gates, Oprah, and Soros are part of the Good Club wanting to cap world’s population at 8.5 Billion.

John Holdren is Obama's appointed Science Czar. Like all Czars, they were not approved by the Senate, which is unconstitutional. He advocated in his book "Ecoscience", sterilization of the human population by adding a sterilization drug to the food and water supply and the government taking babies away from single mom's. GOOGLE “zombietime john holdren” and click on link.

.

Allen West 2012

[Baboonaiih]

OMG people are arguing on this video too? Everyweres i go there are people arguing! whether it be on Xbox, PS3, Youtube, Twitter, or Facebook... ANY WERES WERE YOU CAN COMMUNICATE WITH STRANGERS WHO YOU WILL NEVER MEET (This message is to be copy and pasted into a video with people arguing)

[CroPETROforever]

@Baboonaiih people like to argue it's a part of their nature :)

[witchdoctor88]

I loved these two ads. And I'm an Apple person. It's a pissing shame that they stopped making them.

There's just something prickly and uncomfortable about them that makes you shit your pants laughing! (Well, *I* shit myself; I can't speak for you poor miserable bastards.)

[profilescythe]

@witchdoctor88

Wow, look kids!

What is it?

It's an actual Apple person!

[Alexlecce]

BIG MONEY ........ BIG BELLIES !!! AHAHAHAH

[LovecraftianToenail]

@capleton48 Heh. Hi, crazy person. Or troll. Meh, I couldn't care less.

By the way...WE, THE ILLUMINATYOSO ARE WATCHING YOU!111

Oh, and commercial is highly lul-worthy.

[aweinsto]

There is a new product to protect children online.(SnipeSlider)

It's amazing! Take a look:

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[GrandPatzer]

wadaher eez deez?

[capleton48]

@saranyan1 Do you or ANYBODY know what Eugenics is... Well research it, and if you still think Bill Gates the Devil is a "great man" then your just sheep like everyone else....

[Grizzly0679]

@capleton48 what's the connection b/w eugenics and bill gates?

[capleton48]

@Grizzly0679 He said recently world’s population is rapidly heading toward a staggering 9 billion and that, “if we do a good job on new vaccines, healthcare, and reproductive health services (abortions) we could lower that by 10-15%.” He is actually saying that he want to kill off human population because its too high...Which is what Eugenics is..............Real human devil...

[BecuzIt]

@capleton48 How fucking ignorant can people be? RIGHT NOW, IT'S AROUND 7 BILLION PEOPLE. If you chart population growth, in the future it will be 9 billion people. Too many people on the planet is a BAD THING, since more people need more resources.

If we can LOWER the 9 billion figure, that is GOOD since we are LESSENING A BAD THING.

No one is going to get killed. Reproductive health services is like CONDOMS, not necessarily abortions, fucktard. do you want babies to be born w/ AIDS?

[capleton48]

@BecuzIt Are you for fucking real???? You are just a clueless idiot who just doesnt get it. So Devil Gates is allowed to play god, and you agree. Whta the hell is wrong with you and other sheeple who think that in any way lowering population is good. There is enough EVERYTHING. Do you have kids? Do you love life? And you said "condoms" are like abortions..ARE YOU BRAINDEAD? Why would you actually agree with what this Devil Gates said. You dont know shit about Eugenics, and what its about

[BecuzIt]

@capleton48 They are not lowering population by decimation or nazi-esque ways. They are aiming to lower the projected population increase FOR THE SAKE OF PLANET EARTH.

There is enough everything? why is it that right now over 1 billion people affected by starvation then? that's 1 out of 6.

Repeated emphasis on bullshit you've already said like calling him Devil Gates, and merely contradicting what I say without giving any valid points isn't arguing; it's making yourself look like a nut.

[capleton48]

@BecuzIt "For the sake of planet earth" Haaa. Its you and these jerkoff green police fighting a FAKE battle to make money for the elite scumbags. And sheeple like you buy it. The population growing was on purpose. If it wasnt they would have made immigration illegal. And Devil Gates being the father of EUGENICS IS THE POINT IDIOT. He thinks because of alllll his money what he says should be, well you know what HE IS NOT GOD. and YOUR AN IDIOT...

[BecuzIt]

@capleton48 "Your an idiot." Yes, I suppose, my an idiot. Whatever that means

I bet you think 9/11 was an inside job, that Obama is an illuminati, and that the earth is flat, too.

[capleton48]

@BecuzIt YES IT WAS.. And even if it wasnt, WHY did building 7 go down???? You and sheeple like you will NEVER get it. You just walk around thinking that everything our govt does is right.. You are the problem, and if sheeple keep thinking like you it will be the end of our country. ZWhich is exactly where your master Barry Soetorro is heading us to. WAKE UP>>>>>

[BecuzIt]

@capleton48 I think there is bound to be a lot of corruption in the US government since it's impossible for something so huge not to have any corruption in it, looking at you nixon

Still, 9/11? REALLY? Get over your conspiracy boners. Stop being so gullible, and only accept things that have been scientifically proven. You're the real "sheep" and if there weren't countless other retards with COOL AWESOME fantasy "theories," you wouldn't think twice about 9/11 being anything other than terrorists

[capleton48]

@BecuzIt  Perfect response for a COMPLETE IDIOT... I bet you vaccinate yourserlf, and think that flouride is good for you also.. WAKE UP

[OrganicThumb420]

flouride is good its my toothpaste. I like paste

[Donatellangelo]

@OrganicThumb420 lol

[FlubbytheSailor]

@capleton48 There is enough everything? Are you retarded? We're set to run out of fossil fuels in the next couple decades. 1 in 6 people are starving. And then when it gets to 9 billion people, there will be even more people starving. And what do you think, Bill Gates is going to swoop down on a dragon and kill people? Just like the government 'did' on 9/11?

[capleton48]

@FlubbytheSailor NOT another dumbed down robot.. Do you also believe EVERYTHING you here from the propaganda box is true?????Or are you just scared of the truth... All of these things are on a script and you buy it.. Haaa, thats half the reason our country is fucked. Your the "retard". And if you actually think that Bill Gates is a great man because of his money than your dumber than I thought.. Oh and about 9/11, TELL ME GENIUS WHAT HAPPENED TO BUILDING 7?????

[saranyan1]

@capleton48 Sorry Capleton..I was not aware of this Eugenics issue. Thanks..Instead of retorting back I just wished to check it up and I am not in agreement with his funding for it..So I delete my comment now!

[capleton48]

@saranyan1 Great....As long as one person understands that his thought process is not one to admire....AT ALLLLLLL.......

[wearefictional]

This is the worlds greatest commercial!

[GamerMaster2041]

How the hell you found him and how the hell you got camera man?

[escondida123]

Jerry I do not like your attitude, I am putting you under a spell to see if you do what's right. The mommy spell.

[capleton48]

Bill gates is a real live living devil.....Hes the father of Eugenics and wants everyone vaccinated....Dirty filthy scumbag

[Mechabionic]

@capleton48

He donates more a week than you'll make the rest of your life.

[capleton48]

@Mechabionic So that does NOT make Man Great.....What about what I said , is it too scary for you truly understand the thought process of him being the Father of Eugenics?????

[gawdofAtheism]

I don't know why people did not like these ads. I'm an Apple fan and I love them! 

[UNSUNGBAND]

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs : Two of the best examples that college drop-outs CAN succeed.

[my89tube]

@UNSUNGBAND It's possible. Just not as likely.

[xXMonteCristoXx]

@UNSUNGBAND america-100 million of the best examples that college drop outs CANT

[mavenfrankeus]

If Seinfeld were half as humble as Gates he'd get the respect that Gates gets.

[234432234432]

@mavenfrankeus

Is that a joke, if anything Seinfeld gets more respect...

[qwertyxxx22]

Bill Gates ...se hizo rico robando ideas ajenas...mal hecho Billy !!

[b1346]

LOL DELICIOUS!!

[RandomUsername010]

LOL Bill Gates is funny! If the little technology gig doesn't work out he could always try comedy

[SuperRazvan100]

super seinfeld

[SergentSamson]

Jerry Seinfeld FTW!

[silentgoodhrm]

yes, money doesnt make u happi....

[adsy999]

@silentgoodhrm are you nuts?

[EdVedder5]

Churro? Jajajaja!

[makaveli3900]

i own a mac but my heart is always with windows

[sunshineMAGG0T]

0:56  That was hilarious!

[matthewgroen]

Seinfeld for ever!! :D

[Benthaitakeaway]

Hahaha funny how Microsoft users instantly think that their software is soo much better than Mac from this pointless commercial.

This ad proves nothing, but still, anything with jerry seinfeld is very funny :)

[GeneralGuy77]

On the show "Seinfeld", he has a Mac. :p

[101111101101]

seinfeld got paid 10 million dollars to do this. ka-ching!

[jeepndesert]

it's not how much you have... it's how much you have to share with others.

[codinggloworange]

lmao his mug shot :P even nerds have fun.

[darth2499]

churo?

[spreadtruthforall]

Too bad Bill Gates the Eugenist would not allow Seinfeld as part of the elite in the NEW WORLD ORDER. At least Jerry won't have to take a mercury filled vacination like all the people Gates helps in Africa. But then again he does believe strongly in population control. And he states how he thinks vacines can help population control. HEY BILL how does making people healthy help population control. Unless there's MERCURY in them.

[AbyssCrown]

@spreadtruthforall

Wow, you're fucking insane.

[DismayOfficial]

@AbyssCrown not really - hes kind of spot on.. to an extent........ maybe a little passionate.. and in the wrong type of video to voice that passion

[AbyssCrown]

@DismayOfficial

There's no reason for corporate monopolies to want population control.

[DismayOfficial]

@AbyssCrown he speaks publicly for certain vaccinations and what not

[spreadtruthforall]

@DismayOfficial Thank you for the voice of reason. There is never a wrong place or time to share the truth of evil men.

[spreadtruthforall]

@AbyssCrown Check out my favorites' videos and Watch these movies, Endgame, Invisible Empire, Freedom to Fascism, check out "infowars.com" but most importantly, do some of your own research, I sound insane yes, I though it was crazy too. The deeper you dig to find why fluoride is in our water, our foods are genetically modified, what is THE NEW WORLD ORDER, Bilderberg, Why Charlie Sheen and millions (yes millions) of Americans think 9/11 was an inside job, Google it, IT'S SO INSANE ITS SCARY

[AbyssCrown]

Look, I'm somewhat skeptical of the generally accepted truth of 9/11, but when push comes to shove it's quite unrealistic for corporations like Microsoft (corporations that strive on high population) to support population control. It'd be extremely counter-productive to their businesses, especially oil companies.

[spreadtruthforall]

@AbyssCrown I completly understand. I was too! But the information is out there. Its kind of so freakin crazy there's no way it could be true. But if you start to question and approach with an open mind, the logic does present itself. I was a skeptic for years. And then a few things started to make sense. These elites go back for generations. I bet you didn't know George Bush's grandfather helped Hitler to power. Why are rich banks doing what they are doing today. It gets deep if you look

[RandyBful1]

@spreadtruthforall: Just watched this by accident when I searched Gates. Yeah, I know about Bush's grandfather and most of the other conspiracies. Notice I didn't mention "theories"! The elite have been working on their agenda for decades/generations. Did you know about Gates and 'vaccines'? His latest project is he wants to help "control" the weather. Don't we have enough agencies like HAARP doing that, already?! Congrats on waking up. I came too a couple of years ago, from the "Matrix"!

[SciMethod]

Bill Gates makes Seinfeld less funny. Seinfeld is the straight man.

[sillychicken599]

ehh whats the point of this advert and what has it got to do with microsoft? its jst bill gates buying shoes

[Jordaanxxx]

thats was funny.

[gamefreak1000000]

HOLY HELL Jerry looks soo different from the 1990's.

[whiteechidna]

I couldn't help but laugh when Bill Gates showed that Clown Card.

[Benthemacone]

I'M SO SCARED!!!!! O_o

[Joe22c]

Snapple?

[blingstababe]

Bill Gates and discount in the same sentence! I feel weird.

[kaddy01980]

@blingstababe

LOL!

[acebreath]

wow like over 8000 videos

[luk01010]

shoes at discount,bill gates wait a sec...

[iMaxod]

билл - дерьмо!!!

[andrechi]

what?

[ImaginaryLegion]

Fucking awesome :)

[smurfiennes]

never thought in a million years that i would see bill gates on an ad!!!!

[kasumoto2008]

@smurfiennes Oh yeah, so scary, instead of having 10 private jets, he'll only have 2...poor him! he needs to consider himself too!

[Wenxiao8833]

Bill Gates MUST stop donating so much money to charities otherwise he will really end up poor.

[WiloChris]

Chewy computers. Bill Gates = EPIC

[kadomonytv]

This commercial is full of forced humor. It just doesn't work.

[SirDarkNic]

SO FUCKING COOL

BETTER THAN THESES WHITE BACKGROUND MoTHERFUKING APPLE ADS....

MICROSOFT BEATS SHIT MEN!!!!!

[Mike1614b]

Jerry's trying too hard. Bill acts likes a $Billionaire

Oh,

[Baleur]

lol worst ad ever. though macs suck.

[firecad2006]

ya i want to use Shit W$ after watching that pointless crap

[MaTtRoSiTy]

Love how Bill Gates' platinum card has the infamous mug shot of him as the Id picture! XD

[kolberg462]

Bill Gates! XD

[Lordgeek4]

Steve jobs will always be looking stupid, while Bill Gates got himself some new shoes.

[xplayswithdrumsx]

I liked it.

[YelloweOrc]

platinum!

[tawil89]

zero funny

[MultiTrip7]

WHY PAY MORE

[AngryPenguin27]

Didn't even smile.

[bwillwall]

if only they still made these

[toxic2k7]

i always thought bill was a gay tosser but hes actually jokes lol

[GoggleEyedOne]

hey, I know, lets show Microsoft has a sense of humour too. we'll pay some bigtime comedian. BUT IT STILL SUCKS.

[Real720]

0:20

Bill's such a smartass! lol!

[katimski]

Bill Gates is funnier Seinfeld!

[dkamane666]

lol when u get a virus once a month or dll errors or cleaning hard drives think on a mac

[pigma123]

@dkamane666 I don't wanna know what kind of sites you visit...

[w0tttt]

@DrewM01 says poor guy

[kaddy01980]

@DrewM01

errrr. You are a Moron

[crossfireclone]

@DrewM01 lol sure they do. Stupid commies.

[Roadball]

@DrewM01 In playing games, yes. Everything else, leave it to Mac

[TMNoob3]

@Roadball

Nah, I would rather NOT have overprice bullshit! :)

[Thisnameistaken11]

Except for not looking like a ponce.

[totalwombatfan]

BRILLIANT!!

[Real720]

0:56

I love that mugshot! lol!

[Fusorite]

Best minute and a half EVER

[AznElf1]

I guess Jerry Seinfeld is a PC.

[nipocrates]

Barely a mention of the OS? Maybe they thought that any mention of the word vista would have reminded the audience of how poorley recieved that slow bloated spyOS had been.

[puchaness]

at 0:56 that was his actual photo taken many years ago when he had a traffic violation at Albuquerque LOL

[playstationR3]

Screw you Bill Gates my Xbox 360 is worthless how the fuck couldn't you think of puting internet on it!

[uliseto]

LOL cuz you already have a PC

[playstationR3]

so what psp,wii,ps3(only one who can download everything with it),nintendo ds has it why not my 360!!!!!!!!!!!

[ravensrock86]

that commercial was...completely retarded? yeah that sounds about right haha

[mattg90520]

haha when this came out, it had nothing to do with anything. it still makes no sense. great commercial, microsoft...

[xsignedinbloodx]

so you basically don't get it? Its just like a normal Seinfeld episode... totally about nothing.

[mattg90520]

@xsignedinbloodx

seinfeld is awesome, that aside, what i dont get is why they used a show about nothing to PROMOTE something. it just comes across as two rich guys, is unrelatable, and has next to nothing to do with microsoft.

[scrap1005]

@mattg90520, THAT's why it works. It's the unexpeced...

[mattg90520]

@xsignedinbloodx

furthermore, does that mean that episodes of seinfeld promote microsoft or rather, some tiny snippet of dialogue featured in each episode?