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  • i want that rap song at the end!

  • Fo Shizzle

    Jo Chrizzle

  • Did you know that Joseph Smith (founder of Mormonism) was convicted of being a con artist in other towns? Pretty cool huh? BTW I'm not making this up. It's a histroical fact.

  • Agent (of god) Smith?

  • I can't decide if I like Mormons or not. On one hand they're boring as shit, but on the other they're hardworking and very reliable. Pretty friendly too. Fuck, if they stop trying to convert me we can all be pals.

  • What would happen if they ran into a gang of Jehovah's Witnesses?

  • Meet the boss, on the cross

  • Bitches don't know how magnets work.

  • Boondocks Dogs...

  • Now I want to be converted...

  • Fo'Shizzle J. Chrizzle

  • Picnicface pick perfect songs.

  • 0:46 The pimp hand is strong in this one

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  • @blackheart444 always keep you pimp hand strong! the stronger it is the more money that will be racked in! :D

  • what is the name of the song in the beginning?!?!

  • Windom Earle - Ted Nugent

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  • Id convert if I got to walk around in a suit and tie with music playing in the background XD

  • aw i thought i was going to be a boondock saints and reservoir dogs hybrid spoof

  • same!!! and those are my favourite movies too!

  • @primusman117  so did i!!!

  • Excellent! Mormons and Tarantino. And the rap at the end is 'f***ing' priceless. Definitely a 'new' kind of Mormon.

    All we need is a scene with somebody getting his ear cut off, and somebody reading from the D&C yelling, "And it needs be that you ... HOLD STILL!!!"

  • 1:06

    look at mark...

    hell yeah bitches!!!

  • This was hillarious:)

  • Hey, it seems that people have been arguing over Mormons. I'm Mormon... and I think that this isn't the place to be discussing this. Inaccuracies don't matter... this is just funny. Just laugh and enjoy it! :)

  • @emilyh2009

    how do magnets work?

  • @ghs009 and I don't wanna talk to a scientist- y'all muthafuckas lyin, and gettin me pissed

  • ahah!

    whats up with the way mark is sitting??

    0:39

  • wow man, you need to calm down

  • I like the mormons, when the end of the world comes im going to visit them. because we all know they're armed too the teeth.

  • oh good god shutthe fuck up with your mormon babal your religion is a fucking joke and a lie....its bullshit its more the other religions out there....this is a comedy skit....who the fuck cares if they arnt correct you fucking idiot we anrt watching for a history about the moron religion are we? keep you dumbass religion to your self. so fucking die and go to you stupid planet on the center on the galaxy and shut the fuck up

  • NO ONE CARES

  • The conversion bitch slap! lol

  • The New Mormon Church. Fo Shizzle

  • What song was that?

  • I love how Kyle actually looks like Quentin Tarrintino, Brian looks like Chris Penn, and Mark looks like Tim Roth. Good parralel!

  • serious? is everyone getting all deep and religious and everything because of a silly video? oh well, i guess if YouTube is the only place you feel bold enough to make your opinions heard, then go right ahead.

    by the way, i was really hoping this clip had something to do with either Reservoir Dogs or Boondock Saints, but oh well. and least they had skinny black ties and shades.

  • the underwear is holy underwear its dumb:P

  • LOL!!! CONVERTED!!!

  • converted!

  • Just saw a google ad for "Mormon Underwear"

    ???

  • Comes with free padlock.

  • Hahahahaha that almost made sense. You might be confusing padlock with multiple wives.

    Nonetheless, I laughed. So mad props random youtube-er, we'll high five later.

  • Fo Shizzle

    Jo Chrizzle

    xD

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  • If God gives you lemons... YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

  • @zonrikzdude Godberry! King of the Juice!

  • One of those guys actually looked like Bill Hader.

    Nice Vid.

  • I thought he looked a little like quentin tarantino.

  • one word

    Epic.

    i can see a sequel "you just got converted"

  • My faith has been shaken.

  • PIMP slap...BAM Converted

  • Meet the boss

    on the Cross

    Fo Shizzle

    J. Chrizzle

    lol hilarious!

  • rofl one of the many reasons why i hate my english teacher

    but this video made it so much funnier

    *slap* CONVERTEDDD XD

  • Wait is your english teacher a mormon?

  • that or just christian or catholic but what i meant was she tries to convert people. i would actually say something about it but i dont think anyone would really backme up cause im the only (pissed off) atheist in the class

  • you just need to beat her down with pure logic

  • lmao yeah XD

  • logic cant win

  • ask her if god is composed of either matter or energy. if she says no, tell her hat the definition of existance is "that in which is composed of matter or energy" and if god isnt composed of matter or energy, he doesnt fit in the def. of existance, thus, god doesnt exist.

  • rofl thats brilliant XD yeah i actually recently went to my guidance counsellor during that class on a "washroom break" and this time she said that she could talk to the teacher herself (or with the principal) or i could just talk to her myself, i told her i would talk to her myself but i should definetly add that in this little speech i have prepared in my head :D

  • the definition of existence as defined by man. that is like asking a blind guy to define, i don't know, color. he'll get the general idea right but there will be a lot left out. I'm no believer but that is a pretty weak argument.

  • What the hell do you call a void, then? NOPE IT'S NOT COMPOSED OF MATTER OR ENERGY SO THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A VOID

  • you have caught on well, Christian.

  • I worship Agnostos

  • Technically there is no such thing as a void, its not an actual thing it what we give the name for nothingness. We as humans like to give names to things. So to answer your question, No, there is no such thing as a void. there is a state of nothingness which we call a void but there is no such THING as a void.

  • We give names to these things so as to bring reason to the unreasonable if we can characterize these things then we were meant to have a place thats why we name these things it makes us feel better

  • definition win

  • If this is in a public school and she's actively proselytizing, I would complain.

  • yeah i am in a public school and i tried to complain once a while ago cause she was going to put something about religion and evolution on our test, cause apparently religion was a major theme in this book called the curious incident of the dog in the night time. nothing really happened after that..

  • nah religion isnt a major theme as such in the curious incident, its an ownage book. kids like all logic n shit niggah! <3

  • there are no restrictions or controll limiters on anything

    besides the general concensus of not using "unwanted" violence in the grounds of the church

    violence is for anywhere else

    we need 5000 suporters to sign a petition to make it a recognised religion

    also dont pray for petty things like fullfilled if someone else can do it for you then its not a dream

    shamanesh is about self power living in a way that grants enjoyment everyday

    and domination physical and mental

    all hail shamanesh

  • your either really awsome or not alright in the head

  • What's the song by Clipse? I can't read it

  • whats the song!

  • i.. dont get it

  • i messed with the mormons once i went door to door at mormon houses spreading the word of shameshinism

    a god i just maade up who requires s&m sacrifices in order to get a boner and snuff out the heavens making space babies that will be the vessesls for our dead bodies brains and the true followers will fly for eternity in cotton candy space with the carebears as babies....space babies

    i think if the mormons beleive in endless celestial sex shameshinism has a shot

  • Nice! Where can I become a shameshinism-ist? Is there a curch/temple/holy maternity ward I can go to?

  • i have paper napkin pamphlets and we can meet at the underpass!

  • SWEET! Fuck i am defiantly joining!

  • shamesh will be pleased

    i am prophet ecoli yah (sounds prophetish)

    shamesh has spoken to me

    he wants all of his loyal followers to torture emos and peta members

    o and other religions (what the hell do they think they are not assimulating into the 1 week old religion)

    also loot and raid slim jim factories

    and pixie stick factories and steal mountain dew trucks before they reach delivery

    as a peacefull group we need to prove our apitude for peace by

    maiming the masses

    enjoy my friends

  • Wow, I'm usually not one for religion, but this is the exception! I shall devote my life to the service of Shamesh! I hope one day to become a High Anarchist! (or whatever the ranks of the holy folk for shameshinism is. Something like an Arch Bishop of Shameshinism...yeah)

  • shamesh is most pleased you are now a priest of the faith

    a convoy of his holiness

    we will spread the faith to these infidels and atheist heathens

    our ability to conduct peace must be proved through bloodshed

    a follower must know these 3 rules

    allways strive for power in every situation and control the pace /tempo of your conversations in subtle ways

    fullfill your vices whenever they are denied

    and maim those who get in the faiths way

    a shamanesh church is resemblant to a brothel

  • bahahahahahahah

    love the last bit

    fo shizzle jo chrizzle

    man ive been laughing for like 10 minutes

    hold on im alrite...... bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • fo shizzle

    jo chrizzle

  • Picnic face needs their own show :O, if they don't already have one I'm unaware of.

  • convurtayd!

  • the song at the d is called the Clipse Zen where is the version from this song??

  • hahaha.

    very funny :]

    at 0:07 when the one guy crosses himself... mormons don't do that... catholics do :]

  • MOROMONS ARE THE SHIZ!

  • dude its mormons not moromons.

  • Well at least you knew something about mormonism... I'm Mormon and will be a missionary in a couple of years, lol if only it were that easy :D

  • polygamy what! converted

  • ahhh god its contagious

  • converted!

  • yeah my point was that you weren't sorry to burst my bubble. i admit I got my fucked up cults mixed up. I was wrong.

  • haha hilarious. too bad j chrizzle has nothing to do with mormons. JWs woulda worked

  • JEsus has totally to do with mormonism bro, sorry to burst ur bubble.

  • haha, no you're not

  • Huh? Learn how to make a legit point man.

  • "JEsus has totally to do with mormonism bro"?

    learn your grammer ,fool!

  • Yeah, well being a Mormon I think I would know.

  • ok great so you believe he visited the americas. I'm not quite sure how that's supposed to make me respect you.

  • grammar*

    learn it yourself before you go about flaming dickhead.

  • Ya jesus visited the americas in mormonism.

  • the commons, cunard st. hunter st.....im so glad these guys are haligonians!!!!

  • andy <3

  • You should have had the mormons ride on those low rider bikes. Funny video.

  • MARK LITTLE IS SEXY!

  • The taller guy looks oddly like Tarantino.

  • Yeah =]

  • whats the song at the end?I cant reads it

  • Zen by Clipse

  • Fo shizzle.

    Jo Chrizzle.

  • lawl

  • CONVERTED!

  • lawl jo chrizzle

  • i would join a church like that :>

  • lol they were walking past music stop at 0:16

  • Wat was the name of the first song?

  • lol this video is about as sensible as any religion gets.

  • Fo Shizle J. Chrizle!

  • One of my favorite from PicnicFace:D

  • is this ever going to end! my gosh your fighting against each other on this religeous situation and everyone has different opinions on this i understand and support everyone leaving there opinions in the comments but serriouslly grow up and stop fighting about it because your being immature and your never going to change somebody else's opinion on the mormon church

  • Your mum.

  • eats grass.

  • in bed

  • with carrots.

  • ???

  • 'sup 'nillas!

  • "The Catholic church: We've made a few... changes."

  • lol this is a funny vid

  • The Comedy Geek says "Fo shizzle Jo Chrizzle!"

    Great stuff. Excellent timing... just when the converting-people bit was getting predictable, boom, you cut to the rap stuff, taking it to the next level in a great way.

    4 out of 5 stars!

  • the fuck??5 out of 5 is more like it!

  • people need to chill out about videos like this. when you start arguements they just turn into pointless flaming and everyone involved looks like a moron. Picnic face kicks ass

  • the first time i read your comment i thought that you wrote "Mormon" instead of moron...

  • Dude holy shit I saw the same thing you did.

    But yeah, Picnicface kicks ass.

  • PICNICFACE IS AMAZING! I can;t put it into words of how much I admire you:D

  • wow people take shit to seriosly its sketch comedy ugggh....just enjoy

  • see the post below me, im Christian i found it funny, if you are Mormon or Christian and u find this or anything else making fun of religion offensive u need to get your head out of your asses

  • the guy below was saying how he found it funny, not offesive.

    CONVERTED.

  • Being a mormon, I found this vid incredibly funny. Also, we're not rascist, as a very misinformed comment pointed out. But that's ok. Our religion gets slammed all the time by people who love to hate us. We're pretty much used to it. No hard feelings.

  • wut was that second song? it was pretty sick

  • i agree i usually hate rap but i found it nice

  • if no one has the right to make a religion, what do you think Jesus did?

  • Most of Jesus' teachings were more a way of life that a religion... don't judge people, treat others with respect, help those in need. Some contend that Christianity in practice has very little to do with Christ. Furthermore, note that Jesus was a Jew (not a Christian, as some idiots assert), and didn't say "make a new religion about me". Jesus made additions/modifications to an existing religion more than really founding a new one.

    At least, that's my understanding.

  • YAWN!!!

    it wud seem u forgot about the hilarity of this video

  • I would seem you forgot a number of letters in your reply, as well as proper capitalization and punctuation.

  • this is youtube

    why shud i hav to properly punctuate to comment?

    if i wanted to do tht id write essays on how much i think you bored me, however it was just a quick way of tellin u tht u r boring the shit out of me =]

  • In the future, please refrain from bothering me with that sort of pointless and trivial garbage.

  • in the future stop being a boring prick

  • What is it with people critising other peoples videos... Seriously kid this vids had 53000 views, each and every person found the funniness in it. Who gives a shit whether its politically incorrect etc, this is Youtube, not a school.

  • thank you evilgrungeboy

    is a proper funny vid

  • check out GoldDraconian, its like he wants ever1 2 know how much of a geek he is :P

    he managed to turn a FUNNY VIDEO into a fukin political debate.

  • well you got him there...

  • And what did the modified religion become? A new religion.

  • I'm just being technical (as earlier), but the later developments aren't really Jesus' fault.  At least, I don't consider them to be. Sort of the same way I don't blame Einstein for the creation of atomic weapons.

  • Aha. Makes sense.

  • he didn't "make" a religion and he didn't say "Hey, i feel like making a religion today." The only difference between Jews and Christians is that Christians believe Jesus was the son of god and Jews are still waiting for their Messiah.

  • i want to be a fucking mormon!

    i will never shut the door on the mormon creepers again.

  • if that's true and all then u need 2 start off without cussing

  • thanks for the advice!!

  • FUCK, that's a "Z". The track is "ZEN" by Clipse.

  • ok this was good

  • Oh, are we taking shots at Mormons now? Ok, then how about the fact that their entire sub-religion was made by a guy who has as much right to make a religion as Hubard (if that's how you spell his name). I guess what I'm trying to say is that Scientology makes no sense (yes, I'm aware I switched the changed the topic of hate, but Scientology had it coming).

  • This video is parodying the way mormons convert people, thats all. This is because Mormons are often well dressed young men who, like Jehovahs witnesses, knock on peoples doors in a bid to convert. Don't get so uptight mormy, its not insulting your religion, its just poking fun at how they convert people tis all.

  • You think I'm Morman? Hee hee, that's rich. Nope, I'm a Bible-thumping Baptist, thank you very much. I think Mormanism is a joke. Hate me if you want, I don't really care.

  • LOL I don't hate anyone...don't take stuff so seriously! I was just saying that it was a joke and all. Plus I'm a Christian too ;D

  • indeed. an i believe it's "Hubbard" but w/e

  • No one has a "right" to make a religion... they're pretty much all insanely stupid and corrupt.