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  • Someone,get him a pony!

  • Raccoons: Y u no give us food?? :(

  • all of my d'awwww.

  • Rigby

  • they learn things on the street. ones in seattle would attack you more likely hmm bumber

  • Never seen a raccoon so up front. When I have experianced raccoons, the sneak up on the campsite at night and ravage the place looking for food. We actually ended up with dishes from another campsite brought to ours.

  • i would be like MOM WE HAVE DINNER! (cause im asain) OR... GET THE GUN HONEY!

  • ............. NAAAAWWWWW!!!!!

  • 'Say hello.... TO MY LIL' FRIEND!'

  • Aww they are so cute! :D I knew they some of the racoons out there are friendly! (if they don't have rabies O_O)

  • after yelling at me i would then feed the waitress to the racoons. but im a humanitarian honestly ;)

  • this is when they dont have rabies.

  • Funny, my dog does the same thing all the time.

  • racoons look like little robbers

  • i have a hat that looks like that anywayz

  • Did this take place in Harlem?

  • Hi, we have rabies. Feed us or you'll be sorry.

  • Ha they're so cute :D

  • i love raccoons

  • Raccoons are naturally fearless, its very bizarre

  • LOL the first thing I thought of was pocahontas

  • haha they look like robers

  • lol 13 bunnies

  • Funny little fellas.

  • feed them once and they wont leave you alone. i gotta be on guard every time i smoke a cig they wanna get in my house

  • Ugh, they may look cute but they're intimidating as hell. The little bastards can open locks and bark. And they look like bandits.

  • if they were in australia...

  • HES GROAKIN <--- LOOK IT UP

  • @SottoLogic i looked up groaking and its in the urban dictionary??? does that mean its a common behavior among niggas or something

  • lol

  • u think there cute try watching all 13 of ur bunnys getting riped apart by thos little fucking bastards

  • @julialovesoscar im so sorry to hear that, i lost a goldfish to the neibour's cat

  • @julialovesoscar - im sorry but thats what they do to survive, if you feel the need to keep 13 bunnies you should be more aware of predators. they will eat anything they can get their hands on.

  • @julialovesoscar Who gives a fuck.

  • raccoons are natures ninjas

  • RACCOONS ARE SO FUZZY!

  • These raccoons have done this before and no doubt they have been fed by humans, thus that is why they came up to you.

  • theyre only gonna spend it on crack and booze. dirty coons

  • I used to own a domesticated raccoon when I was younger. I miss her!

  • I would've just fed them...

  • Raccoon 1: "I promise I don't have rabies."

    Raccoon 2: "I love biting people THIS much!"

  • Really cute until you lose a finger

  • Cute, but rabid.

  • I thought these things were supposed to be afraid of people.

  • It's a trap!

  • and then animal control comes and shoots them cause they're too friendly two dead coons not cute anymore is it you enablers

  • They're so cute! :)

  • Used to be a fat racoon up by my family's cabin we used to hand feed him crackers, Never gave us a single problem. Havent seen him for awhile, i hope he is ok

  • SO CUTE XD

  • awwww i used to have a BUNCH of raccons come up at my house give them a sugar cookies they will LOVE YOU lol

  • **Raccoon holds hands out** "I love eating people food this much!"

  • @CHHSDrummer2007 got part of that from tobuscus eh

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  • They need Italian accents haha

  • Oh how fat, please less or more healthy food! ;)

  • Those weren't raccoons. If they were, they would steal your food like Sly Cooper : ) haha

  • 0:02 may the force be with you

  • raccoons can be very aggressive and dangerous. I feed them lead where I live.

  • Toonuki time :3

  • "Awww, it wants a h... HOLY SHIT, MY FACE."

  • awwwww so cute i want 1 XD

  • Please sir, may I have anotha?

  • Where I come from the raccoons basically try to molest you if you even come close to them

  • sooooo cuuuteeee ;3 fucking, cute raccoons <3

  • Haven't you ever seen elf!!

  • lol

  • Last week I found A Raccoon In my chimney It was horrifying

  • So cute till they bite your goddamn fingers off...

  • stomp those lil fuckers

    

  • @turkeychuck shut the fuck up and go die in a pit

  • aww the racoons are so cute!!

  • what is ray william johnson doing begging

  • i went in my backyard to take out the garbage and saw 2 raccoons blocking the steps so i yelled at them and they just sat there, then they ran to the garbage cans and i threw a stick at them and they got up on their legs and gave me a " what da fuck bitch?!?" look, scary as hell! lol

  • @NymphadoraBeeWolf yeah i know what you mean those things climb on my roof im scared to go out at night case the jump down on me

  • @mikeeey47 oh jeez that'd be like a horror movie, just going outside and a raccoon attacks you out of nowhere lol

  • @NymphadoraBeeWolf yeah id freak out completely thanks for the idea i may make it know where racoons get mutated turn into super racoon monsters and hell breaks loose lmao or ill just watch when i go out at night lol

  • @mikeeey47 lol just be very careful from now on lolol

  • @NymphadoraBeeWolf haha i will be careful taking that garbage out lmao make sure not to run out of sticks

  • @mikeeey47 haha for sure

  • awww so cute racoons are awesome! :D

  • It's Rigby and Don!

  • OH U THINK WE CUTE ? OH HECK NAH COME ON LETS GO COME AT ME BRO AFTER THIS U WONT THINK IM CUTE

  • lolololol

  • i wud scream at them not give them food.They are obnoxious and will give you rabies.I HATE raccoons!

  • THIS IS A ROBBERY

    GIVE US ALL YOUR FOOD

  • Awww :) Why i can't get own raccoon..

  • first racoon iv seen lol

  • only nice raccoon ive seen o.o

  • o. o I'd gove them some food

  • their begging for my .22lr

  • im gonna get a pet raccoon

  • thats nothing!!!!!!

  • give it to them! give it!! :)

  • I LOVE RACCONS!!!!

    THEY ARE SO CUTTEEEE!!!!!

    <3

  • @TheMysticRaccoon Until they leap at your face....

  • translation-COME AT ME BRO!

  • they are not asking for food they r saying-COME AT ME BRO

  • hustle racoons

  • I just wanted a hug!!!

  • I definitely would have shot them

  • i would give them my whole kitchen :0 <333333 !

  • feeding raccoons is extremely dangerous, they get use to it and will start to attack when they dont get feed, it is sad they will probable be killed because people feed them

  • HUGZ?

    

  • they want a hug

  • racoons are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo soooo CUTE!!!

  • what are racoons honestly? they look like some kind of dog crossed with a cat... honest question..

  • It wants a hug! :D

  • Raccoon city.......................

  • Hehe cute. My uncle raised an abandoned racoon named George Cooney. :P Since he was just a baby, his mom abandoned him and he had a bunch of prickers in his ear and my uncle had to pull them all out with a baby raccoon spazzing in his arms. But after that he realized my uncle was friendly, so he became domesticated. Still though, you couldn't come at him, he had to come at you, or else he'd snarl and freak out, but he'd let you hold him when HE wanted. So they are friendly, but be careful moody

  • rocket raccoon trained them i bet best better watch your back's to them they were trained by

    by the man *erm raccoon who quoted the galactic protectors are nothing without me!

  • hahaha,cute yes, safe no, they can bite through bulletproof gloves.....

  • raccoon: this is a robber.... wat? why r u awwwing??? this is a robbery!!! give to us ALLL ur food now!.......

    ppl: awww look at em u hungry?

    raccoon: YES were hungry you idiot!!

  • Only diseased raccoons come out in the daytime. They're infected, but really cute.

  • Look its smoky and the bandit with his banditette.

  • i love raccoons even if they are assholes

  • "You give us food. In return we give you rabies."

  • @vroomba03 Shoot the damn vermin.

  • @vroomba03 ''you give us food. in return we give u rabies'' not all Raccoons have rabies just like not all humans have AIDS! '' u have sex. in return u get aids'' hows that sound?

  • @vroomba03 Don't know about rabies, but a high chance they'll give you raccoon roundworms.. Basically, a worm that makes a home inside your eyeball.

  • @KaishiReed Well either way it sucks haha

  • right before u kicked em in the face

  • they like " gimme food OR ILL SCRATCH YO FACE OFF BITCH" XDD

  • worthless animals! they tore the soffit off my house and would run around all night in my attic!

  • they just want a hug...now the question is do we trust them?

  • Oh soo cute until the rabies kick in

  • aww they had practiced that very hard to get theirs 5 minutes :)

  • Animal assasins

  • "hahaha, they look like little robbers" -Chris Griffin-

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  • Raccoons may seem adorable, but don't let those cute eyes fool you. Some can have rabies or other diseases that can make you sick or in some cases even kill you. But the ones in this video don't seem too bad. However, that could still just be how they look.

  • rabies?

    

  • Raccoons: I can haz hugs?

  • .... and then they tore their faces off and devoured their souls.

  • Dont give two shits to those fleafaces.

  • Meanwhile their friends are looting your house!

  • say hello ???

  • If a Raccoon is out during the day it means that it has rabies. Just saying.

  • @SpychoSpy A raccoon out during the day Can have rabies.. It's one of the behavioural symptoms. But clearly they're not afraid in this video, as they would be with rabies. ;)

  • @SpychoSpy Just sayin'... you're ignorant. If your Mom is out the day, she's trying to put out.

  • @jubeekuba That's real fucking original, Douchebag. Try making up some new material.

  • YOU TRYNA MUG ME?!

    *hamboning*

  • Lol thumbs up if you just have the urge to give the poor guys an apple to munch on

  • Does somebody need a hug?

  • hahaha!

    they look like little robbers X3

  • looks like they want a hug when they put their arms up <3

  • They actually begging lol they sneaky

  • Im going to Burger King, when i get back this better be the top comment.

  • @GamesAreUsUSA i regret to inform you that your comment has not been voted to the top comments section. best regards on further attempts to become top comment.

  • SO.. DAMN... CUTE!

  • @Beeacat Aww man :/ Was the foaming affect like in movies? Also lmaoo YAY! :3 !

  • rigby

  • man i would punt that thing like a football

  • i would give them my food, seriously. I love animals i cant help it. I once riped up my entire sandwitch and gave it to birds. Then they all fought over it. It was a bad idea because they wanted more.. I had to hide in my car.

  • They are the biggest bums lmfao

  • holy crow...

    1.) Raccoons are NOT in the rodent family AT ALL.

    2.) They're only vicious if threatened.

    3.) IF they had rabies, you'd know. They would be all aggression and wouldn't falter in their approach.

    4.) We have a pet raccoon at our house. She's not vicious unless you piss her off. In fact, I pet her myself all the time. Before we moved her outside, she was trained to a litter box.

    But you guys don't care about that, do you. Just what you THINK you know.

  • @zaratheoneandonly I know, I love animals. who cares if they can hurt you every animal can. You would know if there nice and if you love them enough they will love you. They hurt you to protect themselves because they think you are a threat.

  • DON'T FEED IT!!!

    itll come back and fuck up your trash can

  • beat them with a 2x4. only thing they're good for-target practice

  • @Beeacat Aww Im so sorry for your lost raccoons are very cute :)... Until they have a spasm and rip your face off.

  • They're adorable until they rip your face off.

  • @KiddBlack They're actually VERY social and not aggressive UNLESS you corner them. Try putting me in a corner and see how I'll react to you. I know a lady that fosters them if the mothers are killed by a car or w/e. They're VERY sweet and will crawl all over you. Ignorance isn't bliss on your part.

  • @jubeekuba It's not ignorance if it's true, boss. Raccoons who live in rural areas and are (stupidly) fed by people my seem tame, but that's because the people are a food source. Find me a sociable, huggable raccoon in the true wild (especially a female.) I'll have a bridge to sell you when you come back.

  • Raccoon: This is a mugging GIVE US ALL YOUR FOOD

  • You should sync in Stewie's voice when they stand up and have them say "please sir, I want some more!"

  • not to be rude or anything but the waitress was right animals like foxes, raccoons, squirrels tend to beg when they are hungry but when people feed them the animals beg on the road and get killed

  • Raccoons: FEED ME!!!

  • how the fck did i get from MMA ko's to... that?

  • give dem da food

  • Not begging for food begging for hugs?

  • effing adorable

  • RIGBYS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD D:

  • I dunno...I swear one of them threw up a gang sign. Are you sure you weren't hustlin' on their turf?

  • omg awesome!

  • uh oh...I think my cat might be a pixiecoon not a pixiebob...she does that everyday maybe part coon lol

  • if they are out in the day they have rabies

  • :3

  • Natures Ninja's...

  • There's a park near my house, a small forest with raccoons, deer, etc, and the raccoons used to come near you and.... Purr, they would let you pet them too. :) Adorable.

  • cute until they jump on your head