It's a flashback to a running joke from "Arguing With Myself," where airport security found what appeared to be military-grade plastic explosive on Peanut, and the guard said, "Well, sometimes the machine mistakes *LOTION* for that..." And Jeff said, "No....there's **NO LOTION** on the puppet's ass!" And that became a running joke for the rest of that show....different characters would mention it....and Peanut mentioned it again here. XD
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
This is extremely funny but very very low volume and Jefafa Dun Ham is so good I forget it's just him doing all this Jeff (Jefafa) is great!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree with me
i didnt see the little chckk over the e which magically changes Josee into freakin Hosay; and i didnt see the little neeup over the n which changes halapeenio into freaking halapaynio...chckk over the e nnup over the n two keys i can never freakin find on ta key board
So Hosay when your typing.. OH im SORRY! LMFAO!!!!!
i didn't see the little 'chckk' over the "e" ... wich magically changes Josee into freaking Hosay; and i dident see the little "neeup" over the "n" wich changes halapeenio into freaking halapaynio...
im not shurre,/but he was at the airport and the sercurity guys went through his bag and found lotion then the puppets and peanut says he uses it before he puts the puppets on his hand.
Well, actually, the joke is a bit more complex than that... But I think you're not old enough to listen to that explanation. Let's just say that it ties in with the fact that Prius is considered a gay car... ;)
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
lol, i love how comedy central works... they say something about a black person and they cut to a black person laughing in the audience, say something about a gay person, cut to someone who looks gay in the audience who's laughing. Ahhhhh hooray political correctness
i understand you have a new girlfriend whats that a freckin pickle on a pencil !!!! lol peanut is the best thumbs up for peanut!! :D
Branh4 1 month ago in playlist More videos from elcolorado713
sometimes i'm afraid for my life! why? taco bell!! hahaha
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Jefafa. B:l
ElanoreTheScout 2 months ago
After he says taco bell them chicks are hot!
coZzazlkj 6 months ago
@coZzazlkj HOLY SHIT YES!
xBuxyyy 5 months ago
he is so good at this, that I actually forget pent and them r not real
FreaksShow00 6 months ago
Alot!!!!!!
kremoney3 6 months ago
I love them. This video was added on my birthday (:
rwjluan101 6 months ago
Guy driving a blue Prius (smack) owww (peanut)
(Jeff) giving peanut a mean look
Mikbunrules 7 months ago
It wood have bin better if hid girl friend was a donut
skittlesryumm 7 months ago
jeff:it's not funny.
peanut:they are laughin LIKE HELLLLLLLL.
LMSrocks33 7 months ago
1:43 "Heheh,that's not funny."very convincing arguement ;]
battousaicrescent 7 months ago
Taco Bell.. LMAAAOOOO
mush9492 8 months ago
Jeff: I hear you have a new girfriend?
Jose: Si, Senroi
Peanut: What, Is she a frickin pickle on a pencil?
Haha love this :)
P.S. Sorry for spelling errors!
ze323232 8 months ago 11
@Cnuke313 good for you. So is half my family ..?
SoulfulEmo 8 months ago
My mother is Mexican
Cnuke313 9 months ago 2
God, Peanut is funny as HELL! <3 Peanut!!
knightryderrwn 9 months ago 7
They are laughing like hell!
RavenLee143 9 months ago 2
thee chika ova thee E nd thee neea ova the N turns joe-Z to jose nd jalepieno to jalepeno LoL !!
ElisaBae1 9 months ago 2
ive got a question for joe-zee
Cameronl13 9 months ago
oh c'mon. u go purple, you never go back!! XD GOTTA ♥ PENUT!!!
JustinBieberlove8335 9 months ago 3
whats with the lotion business ?
MissDanosaur 10 months ago
@MissDanosaur,
It's a flashback to a running joke from "Arguing With Myself," where airport security found what appeared to be military-grade plastic explosive on Peanut, and the guard said, "Well, sometimes the machine mistakes *LOTION* for that..." And Jeff said, "No....there's **NO LOTION** on the puppet's ass!" And that became a running joke for the rest of that show....different characters would mention it....and Peanut mentioned it again here. XD
knightryderrwn 9 months ago
18 people had a terrible pogo accident.
Estelle5388 10 months ago 3
***stickaka
Hannabobanna2345 11 months ago
"stuckaka jefafa hahaha
Hannabobanna2345 11 months ago
is peanut a monkey with green hair?
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
klaradenseje123 11 months ago
Peanut: Didnt you watch seasame street Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff and Gheff is Gheff. One of these thing just doesn't belong here. LOL hahahahahaha
TheDamo380 11 months ago
Peanut: Didnt you watch seasame street Jeff is Jrff, Heff is Heff and Gheff is Gheff. One of these thing just doesn't belong here. LOL hahahahahaha
TheDamo380 11 months ago
stick ka ka, jeff fafa, ha ha ha :D
SNkoolgurl 11 months ago 2
jose: sometimes im afraid for my life
jeff: why ?
peanut (whispers to jeff) : taco bell
i love it :D!
azzin94 1 year ago 2
@azzin94 peanut is the best!!
Branh4 1 month ago
this good good gooooood
=)
danutcracka11 1 year ago
thats good thats god thats gooooooood!!!!
IwasHere228 1 year ago
looool these are soooo Great xD Hes (Jeff) REALLY good at this o.O
ImAnnu78 1 year ago
jawul
zeroatcool 1 year ago
This is extremely funny but very very low volume and Jefafa Dun Ham is so good I forget it's just him doing all this Jeff (Jefafa) is great!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree with me
Servalsrock 1 year ago 3
No. A bunch of my best friends are on sticks!
velozalejandro 1 year ago
one of these just doesnt belong here !!!!
Tonights show is sponsered by the sound khhhkh
AdiiLee2010 1 year ago
You can barely hear him say "ow" 4:23
transformerwannabe 1 year ago
lol this is funny!!
bubblegumpophop123 1 year ago
befor this vid i saw an ad for toyota
thefifthteen 1 year ago
her prime is now...... and yours was 20 years ago
Iamthemusiclover1 1 year ago
"taco bell"
holymotherdammit 1 year ago
jeff is jeff heff is heff hfgh is hfgh
austinmccune02 1 year ago
"I trust her!"
- Pft!
XD epic!
chamungo 1 year ago
loooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee IT!!!!!!
JesseyJackson 1 year ago
" TACOBELL "
XDD
Mesonoxianic 1 year ago
hahaha thats is nice
adammansour3203 1 year ago
today's sponsor is brought to you by the letter ch
thejacobattack 1 year ago
he say our car is gay, we not gay he gay, lets get godzilla to kill him
thejacobattack 1 year ago
@thejacobattack thats GODSIRRA to KIR him. LOL
tecdessus 1 year ago
lolz. right after he says "Gay guy" quick pan the camera over to the homo!
XXNeMo818XX 1 year ago 2
Love The End!!
lmuzzammil 1 year ago
he says gay guy euuhh next u see the guy where he is talking about 0:08
Bekstaman 1 year ago
i didnt get that 'pride' thing?? :S
illuminant17 1 year ago
oh come on! u go purple u nvr go back! lolol
Nikabooboo 1 year ago
this is so funny
booolightful 1 year ago
why is this so quiet?
mkelfers 1 year ago
volume too low i though it was my laptop settings messing up
highrida1984 1 year ago
are you legal are you legal legal legal legal legalegallegalelele.....
haha hilarious XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jazminegotswagga246 1 year ago
totally cool tj
MrPicazo79 1 year ago
rais your volume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lukemerrick 1 year ago
StickKKk Jefff HA HA HA :D
yokishim 1 year ago
One of these things just doesn't belong here!
ROFLMAO
Jasperemerald23567 1 year ago
stickk jefff haahah
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check out the angry lesbian song part 1 and 2.... thats some funny shit
NOVASCOTIABRAT 1 year ago
Quaality
Dano9037 1 year ago
oh come on when you go purple you never go back!
Sita496 1 year ago
naughty !!
suliman25 1 year ago
her prime is now.......yours was 20 years ago
SyncstaRULES 1 year ago
Hilarious!!
airportshell4 1 year ago
This is the best vid ever O_________o
Android2251 1 year ago
German-YAVOL!!
Chineise-EHAY!!!
gay guy- Nah....
Jason9992fromroblox 1 year ago 2
its to low :S
adam9tr 1 year ago
Heeeeey he make fun of a caaaaar! We not gay heeee gaaaaaæ!
october741 1 year ago 4
On his multiple personalities he missed Melvin, so what would he be : /
packman992 1 year ago
lmao... there's a toyota ad right next to this video window... heehee
Juranti 1 year ago
im sorry wut did u say???
haseso88 1 year ago
"How do you know?"
"I trust her..."
" Peanut laughing"
Hilarius!? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
xXxXDreamerGirlXxXx 1 year ago
Funny. Be nice if he was going to come to MO some time
birdie569 1 year ago
this is for all you shit wads that complain it' s too quiet well i'm pretty sure peanut will say sometime soon "TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID YOU MORON!"
themooseisontheloose 1 year ago
OH COME ON YOU GO PURPLE YOU NEVER GO BACK! I love peanut!
countrywillneverdie 1 year ago 3
fucking shit video. Get higher volume on it.. fuck tard
MrMcstig 1 year ago
you gotta use a lot of LOTION :)) this is always soo funny
Mia12111 1 year ago
This is just weirdly insane i cant belive that this is so silly! LOL ROFL
MrDodgeman74 1 year ago
i didnt see the little chckk over the e which magically changes Josee into freakin Hosay; and i didnt see the little neeup over the n which changes halapeenio into freaking halapaynio...chckk over the e nnup over the n two keys i can never freakin find on ta key board
So Hosay when your typing.. OH im SORRY! LMFAO!!!!!
MissAnthonyM 1 year ago
on of these things just dosnt belong hear!.......
Thesladdens 1 year ago
haha funny stuff lololololol
babykat1228 1 year ago
oh my GOD. i fucking love peanut! <3
BaskketCase 1 year ago
that/s funny shit right there that is funny shit!
KJ656 2 years ago 11
talk about "hunt and peck"
Tazbev84 2 years ago 12
Jeff: So Hosay i understand you have a new girlfriend?
Hosay: Si senor!
Peanut: What's that? A freaking pickle on a pencil?!
<33
SharpiexLove8 2 years ago 4
Oh i'm SORRY!
i didn't see the little 'chckk' over the "e" ... wich magically changes Josee into freaking Hosay; and i dident see the little "neeup" over the "n" wich changes halapeenio into freaking halapaynio...
So Hosay when your typing.. OH im SORRY!
Lmfao <33 (:
SharpiexLove8 2 years ago 4
funny lol
Dirtyassman 2 years ago
I didn't see the little 'chckk' over the e....
MAGICALLy change Joesey into Jose.
LOL.
iiCitrusNinja 2 years ago 3
9:10
yes
masonrox2547 2 years ago
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masonrox2547 2 years ago
Gay Guy "uuuuuh" lmfao!
HEADSHOTZ555 2 years ago 3
stickkaka...jeffafa...hahaha XDD (Y)
swtxugar 2 years ago
omg jeffa dunhammmmmmmmmm ia so funny i loovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee peanuttttttttttt he is nutters hahahahahah lol
fearless4fury 2 years ago
7:18 " where is your green card?" " its in my other stick" LOL
CommanderNeao 2 years ago
"so are you here on a work visa?"
"he's here on a stick!"
Lol 5 stars!!!!
Nana7lied 2 years ago
1:49
so true, even I'm laughing like hell XD
SpyrotheDragonBoy200 2 years ago
hold on...wat divorce???? i should have been on top of this!!!
SirensSongful 2 years ago
yaa i agree with ydoiwatchthese
utubby333 2 years ago
ahahah at the beginning the german joke is funny as hell
pantherrfan09 2 years ago 47
yes, I read he is getting a divorce.
Oh well.
On Jay Leno this week; they didn't give him time to bring out Peanut.........
I hated that, I was waiting. I like his old Akmed routine the best..."I'll kill you"
this time, he only got it in twice.......
Jeff's so cute
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Gose galapinio
DExLAUREN 2 years ago
stick kaka, jeff fafa, ha haha lol
XTheFlamesX 2 years ago 16
lmao
so funny lol
taracycle12 2 years ago
i like jose japelono on a stick heehee
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Sometimes Im afraid for my life,
Why
Taco Bell
GageRules2 2 years ago 4
glad he's making big bucks because his divorce (kidamony) is going to cost him ALOT ..but thats ok, hes adorable isnt he.
Lucky future lady of his
chocolatcats 2 years ago
jeff is gettin a divorce?
gritodelares69 2 years ago
I CAN'T HEAR IT. ITS TOO QUIET!!!
ydoiwatchthese 2 years ago 95
@ydoiwatchthese
Raise your volume.. lol
dragonsnj 1 year ago
@ydoiwatchthese if ur using earphones its gonna be quiet. but if u use ur speakers it s a bit louder where u can hear it good.
Nikabooboo 1 year ago
@ydoiwatchthese Turn your volume u dome *******
13popit 1 year ago
OLé
JMCAVAREC29 2 years ago
"i have my green card"
"were is your green card?"
"it's in my other stick"
"do you know what that means?it means that one comes out!"
"musta been a horrible pogo accident!"
boing boing crrrk
LOL my fave part!
JMCAVAREC29 2 years ago 2
Ha! You go purple you never go back!
crazygirl1502 2 years ago 5
"Jose what did you say?"
"I said Sinor Jeff"
"What the fu NOW HE'S SAYING HREFF!"
Wolfreak101X 2 years ago
LOL I love how Peanut cracks up... xD
(9:21)
This is hilarious!
LoboAscuridad 2 years ago
lmfao lol
Xohabbyox19850708 2 years ago
Peanut: I have a question for Joese
FunkyDJWhoDrinksAnW 2 years ago
Peanut: Didn't you watch Sesame Street. Jeff is Jeff, heff is heff......... one of these things just doesn't belong here.
LOL this is one funny part.
SilverLugia345 2 years ago 2
LMAO
wouldnt it be funny as hell if this was sponsored by toyota! XD HEEYYY he maka fun of a caaa lets get godzilla to kill him RAWR ee ee NEOWN!
smartgrl9 2 years ago 3
the funniest part is the fact when they originaly aired this on comedy central it was sponsored by toyota... LOL
resaswin 2 years ago 3
i know this guys is AMAZING (a.k.a. Je fa fa Dun ham) lol!
socceryear2008 2 years ago 3
yours was 20 yrs ago.!! lol
TheAvrilFan1 2 years ago
does this concern you
no
y
"hes already here"
lmfao halarious
killaklownking 2 years ago 3
its jawohl not yahor ^^
mCsTulle 2 years ago 2
german: yahor!
chinese: wAA!
gay guy: ehh...
lol
tvillemgr 2 years ago 5
LEGEND! :)
xsophie326x 2 years ago
noo
whitesockwarrior4253 2 years ago
0:03 - 0:11
HILLARIOUS!!!
AmberEasy 2 years ago 2
oh man this guy is AMAZING!!!!
uggal78 2 years ago
Gay guy: ehhh. Dude driving a blue prehis: *donk* oww! He make a funa uh car lets get godzilla to kill him XDDD
twilightfan1898 2 years ago 4
They keep talking about lotion. I want to find the joke that originated the lotion remarks. Is it on Youtube??
HolyDeity 2 years ago 4
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xXLUVxXxsuczXx 2 years ago
im not shurre,/but he was at the airport and the sercurity guys went through his bag and found lotion then the puppets and peanut says he uses it before he puts the puppets on his hand.
margphill 2 years ago 3
they are saying he uses the puppets to masturbate as a joke xD
ichigojunior 2 years ago
Well, actually, the joke is a bit more complex than that... But I think you're not old enough to listen to that explanation. Let's just say that it ties in with the fact that Prius is considered a gay car... ;)
LordJulian 2 years ago 2
u have to watch part 1 and part 2 of his act "Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity"
TyroneBrooks 2 years ago 2
it was on joe dirt
deadlywithguitar 2 years ago
it originiated in the movie "Silence Of THe Lambs", watch it and you'll find out
SeizureProductions 2 years ago
what was
ssj374trunks 2 years ago
Yeah, it is. Google Jeff Dunham Lotion joke and there should be a link.
Essver 2 years ago
Jeff is jeff
Heff is Heff
And hechh is hechh
One of these things doensn't belong here
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JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
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Dreamer4ever1 2 years ago
PEANUT FUCKING ROCKS
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in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by? midnight im sorry i relly hate these things :'(
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Cover your mouth with your hand
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it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
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msslolgiggles 2 years ago
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jalapeno....oh yes!
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dudesinhats12 2 years ago
the volume is so low....what's wrong????
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
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tan925johnson 2 years ago
lol, i love how comedy central works... they say something about a black person and they cut to a black person laughing in the audience, say something about a gay person, cut to someone who looks gay in the audience who's laughing. Ahhhhh hooray political correctness
MickQuick07 2 years ago 4
LMFAOO
arco224 2 years ago
I cannot believe im finally seeing this man in september. i hope theirs a signing or somethin. yaaaaay!! :D <3 Megs
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