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  • i understand you have a new girlfriend whats that a freckin pickle on a pencil !!!! lol peanut is the best thumbs up for peanut!! :D

  • sometimes i'm afraid for my life! why? taco bell!! hahaha

  • Jefafa. B:l

  • After he says taco bell them chicks are hot!

  • @coZzazlkj HOLY SHIT YES!

  • he is so good at this, that I actually forget pent and them r not real

  • Alot!!!!!!

  • I love them. This video was added on my birthday (:

  • Guy driving a blue Prius (smack) owww (peanut)

    (Jeff) giving peanut a mean look

  • It wood have bin better if hid girl friend was a donut

  • jeff:it's not funny.

    peanut:they are laughin LIKE HELLLLLLLL.

  • 1:43 "Heheh,that's not funny."very convincing arguement ;]

  • Taco Bell.. LMAAAOOOO

  • Jeff: I hear you have a new girfriend?

    Jose: Si, Senroi

    Peanut: What, Is she a frickin pickle on a pencil?

    Haha love this :)

    P.S. Sorry for spelling errors!

  • @Cnuke313 good for you. So is half my family ..?

  • My mother is Mexican

  • God, Peanut is funny as HELL! <3 Peanut!!

  • They are laughing like hell!

  • thee chika ova thee E nd thee neea ova the N turns joe-Z to jose nd jalepieno to jalepeno LoL !!

  • ive got a question for joe-zee

  • oh c'mon. u go purple, you never go back!! XD GOTTA ♥ PENUT!!!

  • whats with the lotion business ?

  • @MissDanosaur,

    It's a flashback to a running joke from "Arguing With Myself," where airport security found what appeared to be military-grade plastic explosive on Peanut, and the guard said, "Well, sometimes the machine mistakes *LOTION* for that..." And Jeff said, "No....there's **NO LOTION** on the puppet's ass!" And that became a running joke for the rest of that show....different characters would mention it....and Peanut mentioned it again here. XD

  • 18 people had a terrible pogo accident.

  • ***stickaka

  • "stuckaka jefafa hahaha

  • is peanut a monkey with green hair?

  • Peanut: Didnt you watch seasame street Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff and Gheff is Gheff. One of these thing just doesn't belong here. LOL hahahahahaha

  • Peanut: Didnt you watch seasame street Jeff is Jrff, Heff is Heff and Gheff is Gheff. One of these thing just doesn't belong here. LOL hahahahahaha

  • stick ka ka, jeff fafa, ha ha ha :D

  • jose: sometimes im afraid for my life

    jeff: why ?

    peanut (whispers to jeff) : taco bell

    i love it :D!

  • @azzin94 peanut is the best!!

  • this good good gooooood

    =)

  • thats good thats god thats gooooooood!!!!

  • looool these are soooo Great xD Hes (Jeff) REALLY good at this o.O

  • jawul

  • This is extremely funny but very very low volume and Jefafa Dun Ham is so good I forget it's just him doing all this Jeff (Jefafa) is great!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree with me

  • No. A bunch of my best friends are on sticks!

  • one of these just doesnt belong here !!!!

    Tonights show is sponsered by the sound khhhkh

  • You can barely hear him say "ow" 4:23 

  • lol this is funny!!

  • befor this vid i saw an ad for toyota

  • her prime is now...... and yours was 20 years ago

  • "taco bell"

  • jeff is jeff heff is heff hfgh is hfgh

  • "I trust her!"

    - Pft!

    XD epic!

  • loooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee IT!!!!!!

  • " TACOBELL " 

    XDD

  • hahaha thats is nice

  • today's sponsor is brought to you by the letter ch

  • he say our car is gay, we not gay he gay, lets get godzilla to kill him

  • @thejacobattack thats GODSIRRA to KIR him. LOL

  • lolz. right after he says "Gay guy" quick pan the camera over to the homo!

  • Love The End!!

  • he says gay guy euuhh next u see the guy where he is talking about 0:08

  • i didnt get that 'pride' thing?? :S

  • oh come on! u go purple u nvr go back! lolol

  • this is so funny

  • why is this so quiet?

  • volume too low i though it was my laptop settings messing up

  • are you legal are you legal legal legal legal legalegallegalelele.....

    haha hilarious XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • totally cool tj

  • rais your volume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • StickKKk Jefff HA HA HA :D

  • One of these things just doesn't belong here!

    ROFLMAO

  • stickk jefff haahah

  • Quaality

  • oh come on when you go purple you never go back!

  • naughty !!

  • her prime is now.......yours was 20 years ago

  • Hilarious!!

  • This is the best vid ever O_________o

  • German-YAVOL!!

    Chineise-EHAY!!!

    gay guy- Nah....

  • its to low :S

  • Heeeeey he make fun of a caaaaar! We not gay heeee gaaaaaæ!

  • On his multiple personalities he missed Melvin, so what would he be : /

  • lmao... there's a toyota ad right next to this video window... heehee

  • im sorry wut did u say???

  • "How do you know?"

    "I trust her..."

    " Peanut laughing"

    Hilarius!? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • Funny. Be nice if he was going to come to MO some time

  • this is for all you shit wads that complain it' s too quiet well i'm pretty sure peanut will say sometime soon "TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID YOU MORON!"

  • OH COME ON YOU GO PURPLE YOU NEVER GO BACK! I love peanut!

  • fucking shit video. Get higher volume on it.. fuck tard

  • you gotta use a lot of LOTION :)) this is always soo funny

  • This is just weirdly insane i cant belive that this is so silly! LOL ROFL

  • i didnt see the little chckk over the e which magically changes Josee into freakin Hosay; and i didnt see the little neeup over the n which changes halapeenio into freaking halapaynio...chckk over the e nnup over the n two keys i can never freakin find on ta key board

    So Hosay when your typing.. OH im SORRY! LMFAO!!!!!

  • on of these things just dosnt belong hear!.......

  • haha funny stuff lololololol

  • oh my GOD. i fucking love peanut! <3

  • that/s funny shit right there that is funny shit!

  • talk about "hunt and peck"

  • Jeff: So Hosay i understand you have a new girlfriend?

    Hosay: Si senor!

    Peanut: What's that? A freaking pickle on a pencil?!

    <33

  • Oh i'm SORRY!

    i didn't see the little 'chckk' over the "e" ... wich magically changes Josee into freaking Hosay; and i dident see the little "neeup" over the "n" wich changes halapeenio into freaking halapaynio...

    So Hosay when your typing.. OH im SORRY!

    Lmfao <33 (:

  • funny lol

  • I didn't see the little 'chckk' over the e....

    MAGICALLy change Joesey into Jose.

    LOL.

  • 9:10

    yes

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  • Gay Guy "uuuuuh" lmfao!

  • stickkaka...jeffafa...hahaha XDD (Y)

  • omg jeffa dunhammmmmmmmmm ia so funny i loovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee peanuttttttttttt he is nutters hahahahahah lol

  • 7:18 " where is your green card?" " its in my other stick" LOL

  • "so are you here on a work visa?"

    "he's here on a stick!"

    Lol 5 stars!!!!

  • 1:49

    so true, even I'm laughing like hell XD

  • hold on...wat divorce???? i should have been on top of this!!!

  • yaa i agree with ydoiwatchthese

  • ahahah at the beginning the german joke is funny as hell

  • yes, I read he is getting a divorce.

    Oh well.

    On Jay Leno this week; they didn't give him time to bring out Peanut.........

    I hated that, I was waiting. I like his old Akmed routine the best..."I'll kill you"

    this time, he only got it in twice.......

    Jeff's so cute

  • stick kaka, jeff fafa, ha haha lol

  • lmao

    so funny lol

  • i like jose japelono on a stick heehee

  • glad he's making big bucks because his divorce (kidamony) is going to cost him ALOT ..but thats ok, hes adorable isnt he.

    Lucky future lady of his

  • jeff is gettin a divorce?

  • I CAN'T HEAR IT. ITS TOO QUIET!!!

  • @ydoiwatchthese

    Raise your volume.. lol

  • @ydoiwatchthese if ur using earphones its gonna be quiet. but if u use ur speakers it s a bit louder where u can hear it good.

  • @ydoiwatchthese Turn your volume u dome *******

  • OLé

  • "i have my green card"

    "were is your green card?"

    "it's in my other stick"

    "do you know what that means?it means that one comes out!"

    "musta been a horrible pogo accident!"

    boing boing crrrk

    LOL my fave part!

  • Ha! You go purple you never go back!

  • "Jose what did you say?"

    "I said Sinor Jeff"

    "What the fu NOW HE'S SAYING HREFF!"

  • LOL I love how Peanut cracks up... xD

    (9:21)

    This is hilarious!

  • lmfao lol

  • Peanut: I have a question for Joese

  • Peanut: Didn't you watch Sesame Street. Jeff is Jeff, heff is heff......... one of these things just doesn't belong here.

    LOL this is one funny part.

  • LMAO

    wouldnt it be funny as hell if this was sponsored by toyota! XD HEEYYY he maka fun of a caaa lets get godzilla to kill him RAWR ee ee NEOWN!

  • the funniest part is the fact when they originaly aired this on comedy central it was sponsored by toyota... LOL

  • i know this guys is AMAZING (a.k.a. Je fa fa Dun ham) lol!

  • yours was 20 yrs ago.!! lol

  • does this concern you

    no

    y

    "hes already here"

    lmfao halarious

  • its jawohl not yahor ^^

  • german: yahor!

    chinese: wAA!

    gay guy: ehh...

    lol

  • LEGEND! :)

  • noo

  • 0:03 - 0:11

    HILLARIOUS!!!

  • oh man this guy is AMAZING!!!!

  • Gay guy: ehhh. Dude driving a blue prehis: *donk* oww! He make a funa uh car  lets get godzilla to kill him XDDD

  • They keep talking about lotion. I want to find the joke that originated the lotion remarks. Is it on Youtube??

  • im not shurre,/but he was at the airport and the sercurity guys went through his bag and found lotion then the puppets and peanut says he uses it before he puts the puppets on his hand.

  • they are saying he uses the puppets to masturbate as a joke xD

  • Well, actually, the joke is a bit more complex than that... But I think you're not old enough to listen to that explanation. Let's just say that it ties in with the fact that Prius is considered a gay car... ;)

  • u have to watch part 1 and part 2 of his act "Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity"

  • it was on joe dirt

  • it originiated in the movie "Silence Of THe Lambs", watch it and you'll find out

  • what was

  • Yeah, it is. Google Jeff Dunham Lotion joke and there should be a link.

  • Jeff is jeff

    Heff is Heff

    And hechh is hechh

    One of these things doensn't belong here

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  • PEANUT FUCKING ROCKS

  • ~

    jalapeno....oh yes!

  • the volume is so low....what's wrong????

  • lol, i love how comedy central works... they say something about a black person and they cut to a black person laughing in the audience, say something about a gay person, cut to someone who looks gay in the audience who's laughing. Ahhhhh hooray political correctness

  • LMFAOO

  • I cannot believe im finally seeing this man in september. i hope theirs a signing or somethin. yaaaaay!! :D <3 Megs