Rise Before Zod, Kneel Before Zod

[schooltrashers]

509 people had kneel before Zod. Only 8 are imbeciles.

[AtticWarrior1994]

Zod's reaction to SOPA. XD

[czlowieknienawisci]

Nostalgia Critic brought me here : )

[Hiperforteca]

Those bullets were kneeling before Zod ;)

[bigguy228]

THE 8 DISLIKES OF THIS VIDEO!!! WHO ARE THESE IMBICILES!?!? WHERE ARE THEY??

[AshleyMarkPomeroy]

@bigguy228 If they have any sense they'll keep hidden...

[schooltrashers]

@bigguy228

They are hiding in the Fortress Of Solitude.

[gosmiti]

Let it be known that I welcome our new overlords!

[OfficerMickey1]

8 dislikes?

KNEEL BEFORE THE 480 LIKES!

[jameskennedy80]

OK it's aged, but still a really powerful scene.

[wickedfeylady]

Zod is sexy :)

[pat1981lux]

"Oh god!" - "Zod" ... very funny :-)

[pinz2022]

@pat1981lux

E.G. Marshall's finest moment?

[rbthepwnful]

Why is one of the top comments talking about politics outside of movie context?

... ah well, at least it isn't a Justin Bieber comment or a plea for thumbs up.

[VINYHILISM]

Siouxsie and the Banshees attack the White House! Kneel before post-punk!

[ThomasFerrugia]

Zod would kneel before the president's amazing toupe.

[bgiles26]

ZOD is GOD!!!!

[SupesCx]

PLANET HOUSTON

[Edam3000]

I never saw the part where they trash the White House; was this part of a deleted scene?

[ny2neyme]

@Edam3000 It's in the film, it wasn't deleted.

[Edam3000]

@ny2neyme ok, thanks :)

[ACNC1]

@Edam3000 There is a part where there´s a portriat of Nixon that gets shot by Machine gun...that scene did not make the cut...but the clip is on youtube somewhere.

[Somai82]

"It will, starting with your own" fucking epic.

[Clowning8]

Kneel Before Zod and there will be Zodmas!!!

[DogoHalibar]

Man, Callum Blue and Terrance Stamp are the epitome of Zod!!

[TheAkatsuki10]

Pft. Ursa better kneel before me, and open up and say "ah".

Make Ursa wish she kneel'd sooner.

[schnawzer180]

General Zod was and still is THE PIMP!

[MrCure4]

Those guys are pretty bad shots.

[Rincewindification]

@MrCure4 They are suffering from Stormtrooper marksman syndrome alas

[kcran5671]

Something in my pants is rising before Ursa.

[TheAkatsuki10]

@kcran5671 You and me both brother. LOL!!

[clonecommander62]

Is it me or does Non look a little like Brian Blessed?

[MrCure4]

@clonecommander62 He does a little but it isn't him.

[MyMerlin1]

British Actors are the BEST

[googlexxxxxxx]

@MyMerlin1 To quote Superman Returns: WROOOOOOOONG!!

[ACNC1]

The white al-Qaeda

[Mrtreboraromaz]

i wish i can get kicked n tortured bu ursa..

[grubeci]

these guys look like my local law firm family.

[macpac22]

i knew never the lead singer from Pulp was the woman in this movie

[HypnoToad72]

I'd rather kneel before Ursa... Zod's cool and all, but Ursa has the extra menace... I like Ursa. =D

[CatAtomic99]

Enter before Zod. No, seriously, Zod insists. 

[DarthMessias]

Russians are like: "WTF?! We'll nuke those aliens!"

[Libraloco73]

Mmmmmmmm......Ursa. Now that's my kind of Bush!

[somertonlord]

Zod would still be a better leader than George Bush!!

Zod > George Bush!

[DLongmuir16]

Zod looks kinda like CM Punk, which is weird considering he's fighting "Superman" John Cena right now

[ermonski]

@DLongmuir16 "oh poster boy of Vince Mcmahon, kneel before Punk!"

[mcog2006]

Can you imagine if they existed and George W. Bush was still in office, he would kneel very quickly.

[HypnoToad72]

@mcog2006 - or Obama, as some might suggest. (Not me, I am but a mere observer in this life...)

[007phycokiller]

ZOD vs chuck norris?

General ZOD wins

[DarthMessias]

@007phycokiller

But only because Chuck was still returning from his great destruction of Krypton and wasn't on Earth when Zod arrived.

[007phycokiller]

I love when he says "Kneel before ZOD", its soo epic. But the funniest part is when the presidents of the united states say's "OH GOD*" then he general says " ZOD* ". LOOL

[kansaimagic]

Hehe where is this imbecile? He's getting beat up at some diner. But that's a ok because when Clark walks through the snow and hitch hikes with no pick up... One of the best scenes in the movie.

stunpals( dotcommm )

[mrkhamaileon]

I cant wait for Zod in MAN OF STEEL. "kneel before Zod"

[9mmparadox]

1:42 I call bullshit.

[handsomedevil98]

"But there is one man here on earth who will never kneel before you" see its lines like that, that get me! & "General!! would you care to step outside?" Superman will forever be the best

[11kful]

@handsomedevil98 but you alos forgot after the Prez says there is one man here on Earth who will never kneel before U..Zod comesbak with "Who is this imbecile?" ...very cocky & nonchalant & funny as shit.

[bozpity]

Things sure have changed since Obama, who probably has bowed to the porter in Japan because he wears a white suit and a medal.

[17jun1989]

@bozpity You mean bowed to the Pope.

[neneshubby]

Who is this imbecile?

[HalfricanItalian]

This is fake. No way they are that strong.

[ICET100]

@HalfricanItalian

THEY HAVE SUPER HUMAN POWERS

LIKE SUPER MAN YOU IDIOT

[RipperCyclotron]

Bazookas in the Whitehouse...

[FalconX2000]

@RipperCyclotron A really weakass one that couldn't even blow up a chandelier.

[paulpolt]

lol, the shooting sounds are the exact dub from all quiet on the western front.

[tubemankiwi]

ZOD

or

Chuck Norris

??

[E07WORLD]

@tubemankiwi

ZOD

[tubemankiwi]

@E07WORLD

yea...depends...depends..

[tubemankiwi]

@E07WORLD

superman beats him..

[KiraJ202]

@tubemankiwi Chuck Norris. Not even Zod can stand up to the roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris is just that bad ass.

[BeachBoysGuy1]

no audio

[MrSparky3976]

The president got owned by ZOD!

[LelouchCommandsYou]

Doz Zod think he is God!? i think so!

[lehnrik]

Zod rules!

[mikebuk]

Terence Stamp's other great film line from 'Priscilla Queen Of The Desert' when Bernadette confronts the woman in the bar and tells her what to do with a stick of dynamite !

[YoungDylanFan]

@jxsilicon9 What about all The Republicunts who suck Rush Limbaugh's dick?

[jxsilicon9]

@YoungDylanFan

Yea they suck corporate and Limbaugh dick. But they will push the most horrible policies imaginable no matter what and never back down.

[SuperHeroMania]

Kneel before Michael Shannon

[anonymouslogon6]

Ursa was a total babe! I would have knelt before her any day of the week!

[ganados0]

0:15

I think he was on a wire. I might be pff. maybe she really did throw him but I think it was faked and he was on a wire.

[FranklyImaPerson]

@ganados0 oh no shit, here i though Sarah Douglas was the strongest woman alive, thanks for shining new light on this

[fnagel]

I wanna a T-shirt saying "Kneel before Zod"

[CertifiedGooner729]

Obama would probably suck Zod's dick.

[jaikwillis]

@CertifiedGooner729 nah, Obama wouldn't have allowed something like this to happen on his watch the way the Republicans allowed 911

[CertifiedGooner729]

@jaikwillis You think your response means anything to me? At all? You must've mistaken me for some party worshiping whore. Regardless, I'll take back what I said! Party worshiping whores go down on Zod. I left out precious Obama for you. I'll spare your feelings...

[jaikwillis]

@CertifiedGooner729 certified gooner. apparently.

[CertifiedGooner729]

@jaikwillis I was making a stupid joke. I voted for Obama. I can make fun of Obama because I don't hold him up like some sort of Greek god. You probably do.

[jaikwillis]

@CertifiedGooner729 nope i don't , nice assumption. i didn't vote for him, he's too conservative and my state leans blue so I could vote 3rd party without my state going Republican. I'll give you it was a stupid joke. Superman II is fun though haha. The Richard Donner director's cut is worth a watch. have a good one dude, and make sure to Kneel Before Zod

[deliciousmorton]

@CertifiedGooner729 You know this because you've had the opportunity to ask him whilst standing together in a certain line. Since the conversation already revolved around cock sucking, you figured you'd ask, right?

[CertifiedGooner729]

@deliciousmorton Exactly.

[deliciousmorton]

@CertifiedGooner729 That's typically how these things are learned.

[Soonerg2121]

Oh yea. This is what three people need to do the United States so it can get a taste of it's own medicine of what it does to other nations on earth. The bully being bullied. lol.

[jaikwillis]

@Soonerg2121 what a strange thing for someone from NYC to say, you must be too young to remember 911 . join al quaeda if you feel that way

[msnikish11]

everyone should see the Esoteric vs Gary Numan video its concerns General Zod...

[ilovefrankandbeans]

When I get a dog, i'm going to name him Zod...the coolest name ever besides Megatron

[Jmaul85]

Oh God

Not God, Zod with a Z, get it right

[john3000931]

Does the army do regular patrols around the white house or something?

[Toanly1990]

is it just me or does it look more like the soldier has really bad aim, rather then the bullet having no effect on them

[Dimik20]

@Toanly1990 A rly bad aim.

[1991MRjesse]

"Who is this imbecile?" always cracks me up.

[11kful]

@1991MRjesse My man Gen. Zod was really not bothered by WHO the hell was coming? Confident like a muthafucka.

[1991MRjesse]

@11kful i wonder how zod will be portrayed in the MAN OF STEEL movie in 2012. will he still be badass?

[PHender864]

Did you guys really transition from Superman to real terrorism? You know this isn't real, right?

[1991MRjesse]

@PHender864 all videos on this godforsaken site end up covered in comments about serious/random crap.

[Maximillionaire666]

0:35 Look out, he's got a styrofoam pillar!!!

[Mazarbul]

-Oh God...

- [It's] ZOD!

XD

[lehnrik]

Zod sounds like a pretentious  Art critic.

[lehnrik]

2:20 "Who is this imbecill?"

[jamieflournoy]

8 people do not welcome our new poofy-sleeved overlords.

[brinkleee3000]

I once went to a fast-food restaurant and asked for no salt on my fries, I noticed that upon receiving them, they were loaded w/ salt, I insisted that my order be corrected...

so the cashier (rolling her eyes) said: "I re-do this order for you only because the company strides in good customer service & thru good diet, aim to help save lives"

My reply: oh, it will.....starting with your own.

[JogBird]

Sad day for America :(

[quest8899]

Someone get superman to fuck this asshole up

[markust1994]

kneel fail @ 1:38

[harrypothead]

EPIC BAD ASS



[Iteachu2beninja]

I'm the man they're protecting. I'm Ronald Reagan.

[captcrais101]

@Iteachu2beninja Reagon would never be this brave. Kennedy maybe but No Reagan.

[Iteachu2beninja]

@captcrais101 I gotta disagree with that. But the reference simply meant to state the guy looked a lot like him.

[Zwei4815]

@captcrais101 No, Kennedy would probably be banging a Russian spy in the next room.

[captcrais101]

@Zwei4815 Like Gingrich or Vitter would be any different. I seem to remember they cheated on their wives too.

[Zwei4815]

@captcrais101 I do not believe that they were ever president, nor were they bedding whomever the Soviets sent them.

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - No, Ronald Reagan and Donald Rumsfeld were too busy arming Saddam Hussein and the Mujahideen (later to become the Taliban).

[Zwei4815]

@A86 At least they weren't sleeping with Saddam Hussein. Gross!

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - Giving them weapons is worse since the weapons can kill people.

[Zwei4815]

I'm not really sure what this has to do with Kennedy sleeping with Nazi and Soviet spies and Reagan hiding from Zod.

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - My point is I'd prefer a President sleeping with spies (if JFK even did that) rather than selling weapons to dictators and terrorists.

[Zwei4815]

@A86 Except this scene has nothing to do with selling weapons to dictators and terrorists.

And it is certainly true that JFK was sleeping with Inga Arvad, Ellen Rometsch, Maria Novotny, and Suzy Chang. He might even have been impeached over the latter women--the investigation to potentially impeach him began on the day he died.

You didn't think that JFK skippered the PT109 because he wanted to see action, did you?

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - This scene has nothing to do with Presidents sleeping with Soviets either. That didn't seem to stop you.

I looked up these relationships and the allegations come from a shady source - J. Edgar Hoover. He claimed pretty much everyone he didn't like was having sex with someone seen as scandalous or a national security risk. Usually with no evidence or scant evidence at best. A couple of these are just these women knowing JFK and his brothers but no evidence of sex or info exchange.

[Zwei4815]

@A86 And the scene has nothing to do with Reagan hiding in the next room.

JFK was definitely a ladies' man. Just because you don't want to believe that something is true doesn't mean that whoever claims it was lying.

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - I didn't say JFK wasn't a ladies' man. All I'm saying is there is only evidence of him having an affair with one of the people you listed, and it was while he was a soldier. Many US GIs had affairs with women in Europe during the war. Many of whom were of course registered in the Nazi Party (like millions of Germans) or sympathized with them (which some American citizens did too).

[Zwei4815]

@A86 The Nazi happened to be Hitler's companion at the Berlin Olympics.

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - Well duh. American soldiers also happened to have sexual and romantic affairs with women registered with the Nazi Party during the war. In every single war in human history some of the soldiers inevitably have relations with the women of the nation they're at war with.

[Zwei4815]

@A86 Except, of course, that JFK was moved to the Pacific after being caught in the act while working as an intelligence agent stateside.

Not exactly sure why you're defending one of the worst 20th century presidents on a Youtube clip about Zod.

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - Kennedy was moved to Carolina in Jan. 1942, a month after Pearl Harbor. Not to the Pacific. Inga Arvad isn't even a proven Nazi.

I hardly see how JFK was one of the worst 20th century Presidents by a longshot. I can't think of anything he did that rivaled the "epic failures" of Nixon, LBJ, Ford and Carter. Let alone Reagan. JFK got some important legislation passed, presided over impressive economic growth, avoided a nuclear war and actually dared to challenge the Fed. Reserve.

[A86]

@Zwei4815 - Nowhere near the shame of selling weapons to terrorists and wrecking the US economy. Speaking of Nazis the US Intelligence community has a long and sordid affair of using and aiding Nazis and former Nazis. Just look up a Mr. Klaus Barbie.

I'm talking about JFK on this clip about Zod because you mentioned JFK.

[Zwei4815]

@A86 JFK was really aiding Inga Arvad, I bet.

Also I wasn't the one who brought up JFK or Reagan.

[23ord]

It's ZOG, not Zod.

Zionists think they're funny.

[RBlair69]

@BadSanta8063 ZOD!!!

[TheNipplesofGod]

If kneeling before the guy was all I had to do to not die horribly...... I would just do it, it only takes two seconds...... then I could enjoy his generous protection.

[FRANKIESHANOWSKIY2K0]

humm kneel before zod ! NO!

[TheNipplesofGod]

@FRANKIESHANOWSKIY2K0 "Why do you say this to me??? When you know I will kill you for it."

[hotelmario510]

"Oh God."

"Zod."

[lsatep]

Who is this imbecile? Where is he?

[FRANKIESHANOWSKIY2K0]

@mightykamina2009

excuse me general zod is't a real person completely ficticious

but jesus christ is how about kneeling to him at church in stead.

[kezadrone]

British imperialism right there. Tut tut. LOL.

[SuperThunderlips]

EG Marshall was damn good for his small role as well.

[0dnbftw0]

suck it america!

[amperro]

How did they know that the Oval Office is where the President works? How did they know that Washington is the capital? How did they know....

Great movie, but I'm just curious

[Carpathia1086]

@amperro I'm sure they tortured someone for the information they wanted.

[sickoffindinganame]

@amperro i'm sure that with the super hearing they get, they would hear things like that from miles away.

[RmFrmagnm]

I think Zod would kick Darth Vadors ass.

[LangostaProductions]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

[Ganymede1986]

8 people were too scared to kneel

[mep41376]

Damn was Terence Stamp good in this!!

[wickedfeylady]

LOL at the end, Zod is like GET IT RIGHT, BITCH

[whitelightmoon4ever]

i found it funny how all the soldiers are not even shooting at general zod and his servants.

[badwolf66]

@whitelightmoon4ever Yeah that bazooka shot totally missed.

[aeronuk1]

i like how they always cast British actors as the villans in movies- something about the accent that is fitting.

[FRANKIESHANOWSKIY2K0]

@aeronuk1

it was like hollywood back in the 70's casting scotts as russians

in old war movies .

[mdoherty9188]

Viggo Mortensen as Zod? He does not compare to Stamp.

[dlausactor6373]

@mdoherty9188 And neither of them compare to Doug Walker.

[ShynAwkward]

Why couldn't this glorious shit happen when Bush was in office.. .:-(

[bibbler227]

@ShynAwkward Because Bush would of put up a fight till the end. Obama would bow and get on his knees in 2 seconds, as I assume you would judging by your post.. 

[captcrais101]

@bibbler227 Oh please Bush and Obama would kneel very quickly. Both are cowards.

[jxsilicon9]

@captcrais101

Pretty much the last few decades of presidents have been cowards.

[rocafella142]

@captcrais101 Obama does kneel to the Chinese leader

[captcrais101]

@rocafella142 Don't give me this crap that he is a communist. We owe a debt to China. That is why. But he kneels before goldman sachs and can stand up to republicans.

[rocafella142]

@captcrais101 I'm not saying he's a communist you dumbass. I'm talking about how he keeps sucking their leaders dick because he's always asking them for money.