Retarded Halo

[atomicsalsa1]

when keyes drove to master chief i laughed

[Jmek96]

one of the only good bits. but that means when she drops the warthog its gunna land *pain* its funny cos it actually happens

[iCaMEinUrSOUp2]

way to copy fuckface

[kristopherfjshm70]

lawl

[CoNfUsedxCLouD]

background in 2:03........in the event of an emergengy, wildy wav ur arms and shout OH GOD WERE ALL GONNA DIE

[MovieFestival96]

This video doesn't make any sence...



[Koyle2000]

this is on newgruonds

[weoweno]

what the hell did i just watch? is this trying to be funny? warthog spawning on master cheif? when did that happen? for somereason creator really hates halo. propaply because he doesn't have it :D? propaply some kiddo drawed this with paint and made some minor animations to it. also i find this offensive against crippled people. IS IT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO CAN*T WALK YOU DIPSHIT.

[RVBtheMETA]

@weoweno STFU. this was hilarious. and they aren't making fun of people who can't walk. Your the dipshit.

[weoweno]

@RVBtheMETA so what was the bullshit in 0:19?

[RVBtheMETA]

@weoweno It's not making fun of disabled people. it's taking the piss out of Keys.

[weoweno]

@RVBtheMETA you may think what you want. that looks like its making fun of people in wheelchairs.

[MrNarutovsbleach]

@weowenothere it's just a parody video man calm down. 

[higuy890]

Gay is bad because being gay is unnatiral and um cool

[awsomeness23dd]

this super gay

[obiwanfisher537]

at 2:07 the text behind the marines :P

[XXkillacocopuffXX]

Gay

[obiwanfisher537]

@XXkillacocopuffXX Whats gay, and why is gay bad?

[dalyemis]

better than avatar lol 4d hahahahahahahaha

[becomemonkey]

why is keys an old asian handicapped man?

[gruntman58]

thumbs up if you the sign that said " WERE GONNA DIE! "

at 2:10

[MultiMidget159753]

@gruntman58 Yeah, I that sign, bro, I that sign.

[LinkinBoyTV]

He got 298 100 views by copying a video! Bullsh*t!

[stalkerfan108]

you cut of the end!!!! :( the end is the best part!!!!! XD

[emoviolins]

the sign made me laugh at 2:02 it said: in the event of an emergancy please wave your hands in the air and say " OH GOD WERE GONNA DIE!!!!

[thingsandthumbs]

hahahaha 2:01 the sign "In the event of an emergency wave your arms above your head wildly shout "" OH GOD WERE GONNA DIE""" hahahahahaha or at 2:15 "If we don't arrive within 30 minutes, delivery is free!"

[deathkill989]

150 got fucked confronted without bobbys pistol

[george0207hotmail]

Pause at 2:05 and read the sign

[Redlemon17]

Stolen, nice.

[XxUnholySoulxX]

FAKE AND GAY!1!!11!!II



[halouser9]

@XxUnholySoulxX I AGREE!!

[giorgakisundercover1]

which program did u use to create them??

[sgtmajoneill]

2:07 in the event of an emergency wave your hands wildly above your heads and shout"OH GOD WE'RE GUNNA DIE"

[giorgakisundercover1]

@sgtmajoneill 2:13 IF WE DONT ARRIVE WITHIN 30 MINUTES , DELIVERY IT,S FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

[MajBlood]

I want you to have my pistol...but it doesn't have any ammo in it, so you're pretty much fucked if you get confronted.

[zTheBravoSquadz]

How can Cortana send chief's coordinates THEY ARENT EVEN ON EARTH!!!

[ipissawesomeness]

This gives me squirrel AIDS

[EZL80]

"Wort wort wort wort wort wort"

[012Hubba]

That gave me diabetes...

[xboxkid298]

104 people went homicidal

[TheManWaffle]

Not funny if u don't like halo then don't make stupid videos it's not hard I will email the instructions if u want

[elvenmage271]

Read the sign at 2:05

[Davids13246]

it says in the pelican " in the event of an emergency wave your arms above your head and clearly shout OH GOD WERE GONNA DIE

[117mando]

this is soo stupid

[preyten]

lol the back round on 2:03

[bartlaan1996]

Fail

[teddydude30]

You ended the video before the actual thing was over your a fucktard

[shenron726]

funny.why are the marines or whatevers wearing scouters?

[flamerules10001]

@shenron726 Because they wore those in halo one

[marsstriker]

at 2:07,if you look,theres a sign that says:

in the event of an emergency,wave yourarms above your head wildly.shout

OH GOD WERE GONNA DIE!

[jermtheworm71296]

/watch?v=U6b-a1TcDAs this is a halo movie i made i need some tips and views so feel free to come by comment and rate

[MrMuD1984]

cheifs face is god damm funny

[yeoldpepsi]

lol 1:50

[Pheonix835]

I can hear you in the background

[Shadow1177x]

i can see 7 year old thinking this is funny..

[yeoldpepsi]

@Shadow1177x and a 9 year old (me)

[Shadow1177x]

@yeoldpepsi thax 4 proving my point :)

[egorandhiddy01]

:|

[tagedawgg]

wow if you are going to try and rip this off a site make sure you have better quality feed that doesn't record you moving around or right clicking at end

just saying dumb ass

[Nitrodog987]

And, give credit to the creator on Newgrounds, asshole.

[Nitrodog987]

You missed the end. The grunt is laughing, then he stops and says "...I don't get it."

[megamariosweden]

Unregistered Hypershit 2

[JackfyrePayne]

wow...thats retarded...funny but retarded lol

[kinder0100]

1:31 is'nt it a Pokeball?

[dmd356]

in events of emergency, wave hands wildly and yell were all gonna die and jump out the back of the pelican. LOL 2:08

[canariesmatty]

you cant steal this this is classic anyway you cut the bet bit out at the start idiot

[GOWgamer240]

What do you mean halo for retards this obviously is just halo

[zeldafanatic89]

@TheMaStUrCh3EF from halo for retards on new grounds

[JheakrynaKyAlur]

pls register your hypercam

[moneygettah]

this is the lameset rip off of halo vs countersrike i have ever seen

[poldarkify]

take out that punk ass  jakel

[musicempriss13]

sucks so bad! Omg what a waste of time

[xxpoisonboy]

1:37  (Random Grunt) :D

[McSwisher]

lolololololololol i love the sign in the pelican

[stxlandil]

halo IS retarded, snipers dominate everything and every players basically has infitinite grenades, if you run out of the grenades you respawn with they are laying all over the fucking map, it's like spartans can pull grenades out of their ass. If you suck with grenades or snipers then halo is just pain.

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

@stxlandil It's not all Snipers Dumbass. Call of Duty is ALL Snipers. And what do you mean pull them outta thier ass? You spawn with Grenades just like any other game Retard. And barely any part of Halo is Snipers....Thiers Snipers on like 3 Maps on Reach.

[jarrad90000]

u stole this vid 

[MrBlorx]

Masta chief's face is so pimp

[TheRetroZombie]

I remember seeing this as a kid. The animation sucks lol.

[halofanaticboy]

@TheRetroZombie lol i remember this too, and yes, it sucks

[rostereas]

it is better if you use the flash cause of the Easter egg

[rostereas]

it is better if you use the flash cause of the Easter egg

[Noex18]

Master Chief = Epic win =P

[Romuluzz]

"Maan... I´d really love to be able to drive one of those Warthogs."

*boom*

"Hmmm. That´s convenient"

"Maan... I´d really like a page 3 model..."

*chief drops*

"Ohhh..."

:D

[lilwilll619]

Halo is awesome, PC fanboys can suck Master Chief's codpiece as he tea bags them

[MrCodename4711]

@lilwilll619 hehehheheh pc has halo you moron

[lilwilll619]

@MrCodename4711 Duz it have halo 3?????

[ThatChannelForStufff]

@lilwilll619 not yeet, cause microsoft doesnt realize the art that is pc gaming is better and has better graphocs and everything than xbox can haz

[SamOwnsAll100]

READ THE DESCRIPTION ppl he didnt say he made it

[Robloxharry]

Halo isnt for retards CS source is!

[MrCodename4711]

@Robloxharry stfu man he didnt say its for retards and cs is a good game

[deathkill989]

i like to have my pistol bobby

[b2spirit3]

ok this is absolutly stolen i c the hypercam tag in the top left corner

[SpillingMnMs]

I don't see anywhere claiming he made this, so stop claiming he did you dumbfucks.

[iareaaron]

@SpillingMnMs he should give credit to the ones who made it. He doesnt need to take the credit to have stolen it, just not give the creators any credit.

[Jwain12]

is the assult rife in halo the same weapon as the acr in mw2

[awesomelittlebox]

@Jwain12 "is the assult rife in halo the same weapon as the acr in mw2" No.

[shiftdrive81]

2:10 to 2:25  fucking hilarious!

[halo9917]

HALO IS AN AWSOME GAME N00B!

[hellfireinator]

Woe u are retarded u didn't make this

[delirification]

nice this isnt yours... fag.

[gotenfan4]

@delirification well it was created on dunny junk but got deleted and also did he say it was his O.O

[superhyperstudios15]

In case of an emergency scream "OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE" and jump out the back of the plane XD

[iamsafeproductions]

lol pause at 2:06 and read the message behing them sooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[OldDude28]

this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OldDude28 OUT!!!

[WhatzMaName]

IT IS FUNNY AS

[ant1097]

BULL GIT HALO NASTEY UNLESS UR A NOOB

[jaybhifi117]

this is sick but i luv halo

[peanuthead159]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping noobs below this line -----------------

[tacos4u632]

if we dont arrive within 30 minutes delivery is free! LMFAO!!!!

[lyue1996]

Your retarded bitch.

[123456789amable]

wasteof my time!

[bAtTyGrEaSe]

dog shit

[dragonballzssj12goku]

copied, you can tell, its got unregistered hypercam up on the top AND you can tell he recorded it off his computer with a camera, this is copied, get a life dragon, and stop stealing other people's shirt

[OCARINAGAMR]

@dragonballzssj12goku lol u said stop stealing peoples shirt

[loldotsarefun]

why did he put keyes in a wheel chair?

[T0XICHALO]

u need to work on the guns

[DaShadowProductions]

lame

[skate80808]

Retarded halo????? This is retarded humor?!?!

[mamanettie]

very poor audio

[mitchell3896]

dragonlvr44 is a RETARD.

[101colx]

That was FUCKING GAY

[shadowtheemohedgehog]

i wander what happend to the never ending laughping grunt

[rDarkWarrior]

QUIT STEALING VIDEOS DUMBASS

[ryanfan009]

i knw the ending, u took that from funny junk probably when the home page was a lime green

[MrBigbuddaboom]

lol here bobby i want you to have my pistol its not loaded "boom" not loaded my ass

[1guy54]

Utoatally copied that I herd ur shuffleing trying to record it man don't.copy stuff

[wowmaniac112]

in the event of an emergency wave ur arms above ur hed and shout OH DEAR GOD WERE GONNA DIE lol funny poster behind marines

[XXKidBeybladerXX]

lol

[hawkinsquad]

dude, when i watched that vid a girl in africa died, think about your crime.

[mbc2915]

i could of spent that 2:48 jackingoff but noo u wasted my time u fucktard

[SparksterG40]

@mbc2915 ITS NOT HIS, FUCKTARD

[theDaddio1967]

that was 2 minutes and 48 seconds of my life i just wasted watching you fail at trying to be funny

[tbutler4497]

theif

[GreatAmericanWorld]

I love the whole part where the cap. give "Bobby" the "Unloaded" pistol.... LOL!

[MrHiguy1]

look at lazymon

[rutgerhaase]

in the case of an emergency wave your arms aboce your head wildly shouting "WHERE ALL GONNA DIE!" or you can jump out of the Pelican

LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

[bluestarsprophecy]

@rutgerhaase I JUST NOTICED THAT!!! LOL

[ATLhometownATL]

@bluestarsprophecy i know lol xD

[raino1000]

@Necrousssss U ARE A IDIOT THE GAMES NAME IS HALO U FUCKING RETARD that u know he is spartan doesnt mean games name changes

[tunafish8D]

I'd like you to have my pistol bobby XD lmao

[rooftopboy]

at 2:06 read the stuff behide the marines

[poopoosnuglybottoms]

fail

[GameKing250]

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[Aquarayrose1]

uh why dodes the plasma gurnade looke like a pokeball

[karinaisboss]

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[freefree52]

lol

[viciouzkiller]

lolololooloololololloollololoo­olo

[Vantazzy]

2:06 - 2:25

The best part of this whole clip! Hahahaha

He sounds like Clint Eastwood... ;)

[liljudge89am]

who ever made this is gay

[cowgoesmoo2]

STOLEN

[kieranboy123]

wow bungie must hate u guys

[Skwigle]

0:20 master chiefs croch looks strange

[iiLLUS10Nz]

on 2:07 it says on a sign "in the event of an emergency wave your arms above your head wildly shout OH GOD WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! and then jump out of the pelican.LOL

[FreddyGuy925]

that was fuckin retarded

[halo3357hiii]

dbzandnarutolover24 stole this vid

[TagFragGOW]

@halo3357hiii learn to spell hahaha

[MrChris1231988]

@halo3357hiii u stold my cock

[halo3357hiii]

@MrChris1231988 i dont get it..

[MrChris1231988]

@halo3357hiii u stold my cock

[Airsoft109z]

@halo3357hiii Is this even dragonlvr44's video... I saw right clicking... >_>

[XDME360]

@halo3357hiii no he didnt they both stole it cause dbzand w/e has a few more seconds at the end of the video wicth proves he took it from somewhere else wicth proves so did this guy there both fakes

[wingbatjoe]

@halo3357hiii thats cuz these ppl clearly have no friends so they wanna make up for their lack of popularity by stealing popular videos

[Eyeball117]

stolen from newgrounds

[vanwhy9]

lol

[arbiter3911]

master chief's face

[dosh271]

noob

[bloodymarry667]

Keyes 'id like you to have my pistol, bobby'

Chief 'my names not.....'

Keyes 'It dosen't have any ammo in it...'

'So your pretty fucked if you get confronted'

Chief 'Riiight well thanks'

Keyes 'you see theres a story to that pistol'

'many years ago'

BANG

Chief 'Not loaded my Ass'

Best Bit!

[arceus330]

failtackular

[jones11117]

well that to bad for yyyyyooooouuuuu

[Racecars721]

im offended by keyes being in a wheelchair cuz i am u asshole!

[sugarpimp13]

these r usealy funny exeptt this one

[mrbbdudeLIVE]

make it funnier

[pothed72]

you completely copied this

thyis one is worse cause of the voices

guys watch the real one called halo for retards

[damnthis619]

you should've stopped typing at retarded

[Fl4sChEnZeRkAu3r]

the sound have a shit quality ....but its really funny^^