SUBWAY SOUND EFFECTS GUY

[Choppaaah]

damn DMX fell off...

[lil0ze]

@Choppaaah HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAaaaaaa

[BoiledBlackMilk]

Good, he's not a bloody loco.

[veeseee128]

ok but, hes no michel winslow

[05Rudey]

Its good to see people making other people feel happy.

[BigRedPhone]

I admire people like him. I hope something good happens to him :)

[NarimanIsTheKing]

People need to be like him :) More social, this days everybody just think about 1 thing: Money :)

[expresswithink]

wth...he was on the 6 train friday morning when i was on my way to class. He's silly lol

[barnesfam]

He did the second train impersonation perfectly.

[1990hardy1]

Awesome Shawn Michaels shirt!

[112JCB]

he will never be Michael Winslow

[2rad008]

hes a G for wearing that HBK shirt

[biqqforlife88]

lol collection time

[bcommunitycollege]

He reminds me of time when I was on NYC subway!!!

[djmarksys]

*video cuts cause someone accidently pushed him on the tracks*

[noblacksnoproblem]

@djmarksys EY U DONT SAY THAT

[TutorialeSolenza]

why is Eli Vance in the subway? gek yo ass back in black mesa east! Gordon Freeman should be coming any minute.

[nagromization]

That was neat!

[TerryMMA85]

he is a clever guy uses an act he gets paid for and steals from peoples pockets.

[Chr1sGEAR]

FUCK OF FCKIN´ RACISTS, HE´S GOOD !

[MrSHIZZLE4u]

Token nigger playing the good old black entertainer for the white slave-masters. These fucking niggers still haven't learnt how to have self-respect........keep rotting in your mental enslavement, you niggers, and continue to be seen as a good old laugh by your white masters.......

[bakkerrich1979]

His parents didnt give him enough attention.

[MrRadiokilla201]

does he has on a shawn michaels shirt

[9300585jesus]

Thats funny

[ThaSpiderInternetsho]

i wanna be on the train with him he is funny LOL

[123valid]

this is sooooooooooooooo funnny...hahaha west indian stand clear of the closing door HAHAHA

[DcEatsItsYoung]

am i righ?

[luvlife347]

@runtubefantasy Wow, you're white and corny so that makes you funny.

[ongne1234]

@runtubefantasy super racist motherfucker

[berkev8795]

I seen the funniest hobo on the 4 line. He fell asleep right in front of the doors so when they opened somebody would either kic him by accident or jump over him.

[djwildrun98]

he sounds like bill cosby

[mrgdud22]

I live in the country so i figured the video was about the resteraunt

[burb1e1]

@HeartPiece4u ? no loll like jamaican or some shit else

[sk8tafrnk]

@HeartPiece4u Are you fucking kidding me? Jamaican.

Christ people, wake up. What's peoples' obsession with trying to function on a daily basis with their heads up their asses.

[sh4p3shifter]

NOT AS GOOD AS THAT POLICE ACADEMY NIGGER

[slimj555]

@sh4p3shifter yeah that spearchucker was great !! 

[FSinatra1982]

@sh4p3shifter racist piece of scum

[pastytit]

should have smacked him in the mouth

[skullboy1990]

Girl is black cap is rely hot anyone knows her name

[xMYFKAx]

@skullboy1990 Her name is Yura Kreepa

[skullboy1990]

@xMYFKAx thanks but somehow that name sounds a little weird?

[kareem370]

i know this dude he is funny

[HardBodyNyC]

Taking the hipsters money

[MegaEmmett123]

NIGGER

[fairhillnorrie]

he made people happy and smile... you cant beat that..

[barnesfam]

@fairhillnorrie If only everyone was like him, the world would be a better place.

[jaygyno]

Love New York.. No place in this world is better than the Big Apple.. Big Ups to the BX & Harlem

[busdriver153]

XD

[windson7]

looks like Eli from half life 2

[Bugga10]

@windson7 Yes, he god damn does.

[windson7]

@Bugga10 wow so he did survive without a brain. Now his job is to go around subways acting like hes high :D. jk jk this guy is awesome

[frankof116]

nothing 2 do and alot of tyme 2 do it..

da white gurl tryna play it off

white gurl: he's not funny at all but im gonna laugh anyway he might have a gun on him or something .... haaa haaaa haaa. getting off next stop.

[theSHEEPJeepXJ]

thats a great job for black people. being lazy begging for money using there mouths perfect

[DaManSniper]

nice

[braulio2122]

dont give him money he buy drugs with it lol 

[nachofink]

@braulio2122 so he can be even more funny!

[egniman]

@braulio2122

lmfao

[DarkMan649]

@braulio2122 stfu fool how he suppose to eat foggot.

[gdwhat]

@braulio2122 and dirty dirty hookers

[scfitch]

@braulio2122 when I almost gave a guy like this money I thought, "hes only gonna use it for drugs".. but then I thought.. "well shit! ...im probably just gonna use it for drugs too." and I gave the good man some money.

[netmatrix75]

Hes funny.

[NFSJason]

wtf

[drew20111]

Man i always love the drunk people on the trains back from the game so entertaining

[PhamBoyFresh]

LOL

[lauriston212]

lol he iz wearing a shawn michaels shirt

[op684]

what did he saya t the end ? can i ask the time?

[edhusse]

@op684 now lets get back to business, collection time

[op684]

@edhusse

damn i must be gettin fuckin dumb

[edhusse]

@op684 lol nah, you're alright, shit happens to everyone

[ChristewieTV]

I've seen him on the train before. One of the few that I have given money to and taken off my headphones for

[7amado0]

sound like cosby

[djwildrun98]

this guy sounds like bill cosby

[vwbigchris]

you pay 2 dollars and change to ride the train, for what? To hear this cocksucka, who didn't even pay. Get the fuckoutta here!!

[SilentAsian77]

@vwbigchris how bout you get the fuck outa here low life prick

[vwbigchris]

@SilentAsian77 I plan to. Got my pension? No? Then shut da fuck up gook. lol

[NIODE90]

YOU CAN TELL DIS NIGAH RIDE DA TRAIN TOO MUCH..SMH!!

[DonovanAenslaed]

yeh the chick on the left has the looks

[BananaManzK3]

That chick on the left is hot. :o

[WSAT1945]

i love how ppl in the us just start talking with each other. In europe they dont do that :O

[K20civicsirturbo]

he probably lives in the MTA system why you think he knows how it sounds like

[Tzimnewman3]

@K20civicsirturbo Or it could be that he rides the subway everyday like hundreds of other people.

[platter1000]

brillient...this guy makes me laugh

[oct0pus]

is saw him there

[torres23q]

drunk ftw,

[MrMooseish]

hes shit

[blindrawing]

@MrMooseish u missed the word the.

[1reac]

my man

[allardtheone]

Haha the sounds weren't even that good, but he's awesome for his personality

[wdowa94]

I can do better

[HDbacon]

that chick is kinda cute

[Vidhoe225]

theres a homeless guy (i think hes retarded too) on the 2 train who kicks this guys ass.

[777doom]

not really that amazing, i can go bing bong to

[brandon077055]

i cant stop replaying this video haha the sound is ADDICTING

[rossdingo]

hes a bajan lol(barbadian accent is so clear)

[setukunn]

I can do it too

[FrankLampard333]

show it

[gr8fzy1]

"Let's get back to business, collection time."

lol

[maxbmx14]

hahaa

yeahh he's safe!

:L

[ORANGEBOX91]

simple amazing!!..

[jupiterscastle]

this guy jus wants to get close to the girl so he can smell her sweet smell , or get lucky

[TheLivirus]

...I don't get it... he's not good

[SilentAsian77]

@TheLivirus you should go out side more

[300spartan16]

@TheLivirus buts hes homeless,we all like to laugh at homeless people.

[NyCDeViL9010]

@TheLivirus It's the voice and sound effect that comes on immediately prior to a MTA Subway train closing it's passenger doors.

[TheLivirus]

@NyCDeViL9010 No sh1t

[NyCDeViL9010]

@TheLivirus So why did you say you don't get it? Fuckin imbecile.

[TheLivirus]

@NyCDeViL9010 I didn't get what he was doing that was worth an audience.

[punisher00109]

@TheLivirus hes making the sound of the train dude

[konatown5]

@TheLivirus you don't get it cause u not from new york.

[TheLivirus]

@konatown5 It's usually "It's a jersey thang" ;)

[Ausaini17]

I've seen this dude on 4 and 6 trains. If he becomes a Youtube celebrity I'll be pissed

[strokesfan1107]

I've seen this guy before. He was on the 5 express the other night, I saw him after leaving the met. He's really funny!

[killerkasha]

rofl. been to australia... its the only country that doesnt have war... wanna know why ?

coz were to relaxed and cbf fighting + were also EXTREMELY nice. come aus if u guys ever get a chance. GREAT holiday destination. melbourne or sydney is where you wanna be going to aswell in australia.

[willfuckforbeer]

@killerkasha maybe yall dont got war cuz ur military is shit and austrialia takes shit from everyone and does nothing bout it. fuckin whimp

[angrygunsmith]

its not that simple, im austrlian too, but i have to admit its a bit of a hole. Its bloody borign here, but thats the way i find it.

[dapez14]

australia is fucked up bcos of bullshit government, and a rapid change over last 30 years. thats the way i find it. are you from melbourne too?

[angrygunsmith]

sydney

[0noobcube0]

and what facts do you base your opinion on?

[perpetual774]

geez u say u guyz are EXTREMELY NICE ??????????? i dont see you being nice at all stay in australia we will enjoy north america as it is

[slowrider30]

.....

[LOLturtles]

haha thats funny as hell. he could apply that on airplanes when they put the seatbelt light on.

[hobojo898]

new york can sucka dick PHILA is where its at

[prinon95]

lol i live in england n i never seen any1 gettin stabbed fr that :L

[patrickakapapoo]

if you would stab a guy for doing sound effects then you are fuckin lame as fuck

[TheGoongod]

@patrickakapapoo don't judge hes black

[blunted333]

too true dodentha - im canadian but lived in britain for like 20 years + america for 2.. theres f**ckin NOWHERE in the UK as rough as some parts of america/canada I've been too.. east hastings in vancouver, southside chicago, bits of new york, detroit etc.. gary in indiana.. all these make even the worst bits of london/glasgow/manchester etc look like sesame street tbh...

[xXr4ndomXx]

Im guessing u've never been to the north of England then :)

There u will descover true violence... i'm not joking

[Bullring1]

mate, i'm from the north. it's just like the south but.....wetter......have you ever BEEN to america? I saw two guys fight over who had to pick up a sweet wrapper.....

[Numbah278]

@blunted333 Lolz gang wars go on in chicago i think.Louisiana USA is starting to get bad.At least new iberia part.Canada is nice.Iv only been once there.Iv always thought americans and brits were allied so wtf are they pissed off at us lol.At least we have u canadians by our side.

[FedorCroCop44]

how is this anything else but GAY

[britladxX]

if that was in britian he would get stabbed lmao what is it with aamericans and been sooo nice

[dodentha]

if you were on a nyc subway at the wrong place at the wrong time you my friend would get stabbed!

theres neighborhoods in NYC i wont even take the train through!

[Phillystar215]

like wat

[ais29d]

@dodentha its really not that bad i take the train evry day

[TSZ88KING]

Are you serious? thanks for the chuckle..

[Phillystar215]

no he would shut da fuck up yall think yall the shit wen ur not.itz not hood there at all ive been there b4

[kaptaincocopuff98]

fuk u idk wut u said but fuck u

[txt2k3]

yeah if that was true you would be dead by now.

[pigeonbeatbox]

why would he get stabbed in britain??

[kalmah19090]

lmao

[YusefKwelib]

Is he from barbados

[jwade960]

Ha-ha. Dudes like this I got no problem slangin' a buck to!

[inimcrip]

is he british..?

xD

[Lovelytrini82]

he sounds like he is bajan

[KingWayne714]

u gotta see him in person he was my fav beggar lol, i wud actually give to him becus he entertainin not depressin and self pitying

[jamilsuriel]

look at his shirt its wwe shawn micheals

[enveeus]

luv it

[amzad89]

lmfaooo i need this guy in brooklyn

would make anyone laugh

[abrian223]

why the fuck is this video blocked

[ludi93fk]

Haha it's cooL

:D

=)

[ScarbzDynasty]

lol cool guy

[G3ner0]

Michael Winslow

[skatroftheworld]

sounds well english when he says get to business

[MrBenoo08]

he sounds pure jamacan

[Himmer66]

Does he look english to you ? That isn't english - He's Jamaican mon ! wate bumbbaclatt's wrong witu?

[Reverseflush]

Only in NY do they Metro's the subway.

NY is a disaster area.

[CaramelMamiChula]

thats right!

NY up,baby!

[bumbzie]

it sound better in real life, i was on da train wen he did dis and i was buggin out

[HoracePL]

he'z good!!

[Thejbirdy]

I saw this a lot in NYC, folks would come on make these big announcements and shake down the tourists, otherwise New Yorkers would ignore this nonsense.

[nwcchinalake]

people will do anything for crack

[wiiisthebest]

roflcopter

thats how it is on the subway

[Thejbirdy]

Bum...get a job.

[mjscookie123]

OMG!!!! HES WEARING A SHAWN MICHAELS SHIRT!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!! SHAWN!!!!! OMG!!!! FRAKING OUT!!! HAVIN A SPAZ ATTACK!!!!!...ok im kewl...im kewl

[wiiisthebest]

no you are not

[z2pl123]

hahahahaha

[miranosk]

haha he is funny ..lets get to buisnis..can i sit down XD

[gobot1985]

um........ ok

[dinsar]

MY NEGGAH!! U DID IT MAN~

[CanTBeaTOrinalZ]

wow dude nice "ding" noise

u must be great since u can make THAT noise

[skatecboy45]

Haha! "Let's get back to business; Collection time." LOL thats funny shit

[skipmoney1227]

he must of used to work for mta. lol his eyes closed on the new train sound like his eyes were the doors

[Flathat12]

so frikin funny

[ronandali]

He just made the situation funny...And he was funny... ^^

[mytubedavid]

collection time?! go get a job !!!!

[ProJoe559]

ROFL!!

[homeslice2387]

lmao.. now lets get back to business.. collection time lmao!!! he's def. from the islands