Call of Duty: Black Ops: My Life is Anticlimactic by 2 Bucks (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[nonamenofame97]

would you rather deepthroat a cactus or t-bag a bear trap?

[XxD4rKH3r0xX]

Would you rather get but raped by Ronald McDonold or get hit in the ballz with by 10 bruce lee punches either way its gonna be a painfull

[MastaWillis1995]

lol I actually listened to the whole commentary xD

[KCLEE247]

i thought it was a guy doing pot

[bland158495]

hhaahahaha the policeman was holding his stick thingy

[chunkypandya]

would you rather have sex with justin bieber or have sex with chuck norris?

[datzcoo]

Yo, bitch! Hahahahahaha

[roguedude816]

fucken 51 kills and 2 deaths....

[lilhass20]

Would you rather suck at black ops or suck at all video games?!?!

[igotakilaminjaro]

would you rather rape a ugly feminist or a straight heterosexual

[jwilson19294]

you were also the host

[lightning12450]

lol sleeping dog :-)

[NOXsaiv]

2 bucks can rape 50cent !

[PS3MatureGames]

<@

[thard1324]

u sound like a huge fag

[Tsoto247]

Would you rather have a panic attack at the top of a 75 feet tree or 100 yards in the ocean from the shore?

[NOXsaiv]

would you rather watch JB videos unmuted or shove a grande launcher and shoot it in your ass.

i would choose the second one.

[dontcallmefat1234567]

holy shit!! the same thing happened at my school like 2 weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AZSHARK1]

Would you rather pull a thorny stick from your penis or meet the russian girl in third grade,and see her fucking another older guy?

[TheMw2691]

would you piss out a watermelon or shove a watermelon up your penis

[scotishjoe]

would you rather stick a full alcohol bottol up u

your arse and pour it in or get hit by a car and have everypne in the world laugh at u but die in 10 mins

[MrElitemonster]

would you rather, get your arm cut off, or get shot by a tracer bullet in the arm.

[pardini552]

@MrElitemonster cut off the arm because the tracer would just destroy my arm, and the arm needs to get cut off!^^

[allgot1]

" eeehy!!! Whate ***** is goin on in dis buildin b*tch? " xD

[jman079707970]

Awwwww Shiiiiiitttttttt

[pifflefriends]

would you rather swallow a melon in one go or jump off a cliff onto a spike

[FAshizzleMAnizzle15]

Will you rather call your math tacher a b. or never play your game console for a year?

[LetzPlayWicked]

Would you rather f*ck a dead girl or a living dog when you know your are going to die in 2 hours.

[butrueurdead]

Would you rather get boned my BIG toe OR BIG penis?

[omgineedusers]

@butrueurdead Can I choose both?

[heartfluffyg3]

@butrueurdead does the big toe have a sharp nail

[MegaAxel34]

help plz i cant get the mute off on my black ops and i dont know what to do the mic works but i cant hear anyone

[ryanrocks135]

Would you rather lick peanut butter off a hobos foot or snort wasabi sauce?

[1poke1freak]

@ryanrocks135 SteveO Snorted Wasabi in SteveO out on Bail

[gazxagazxa]

@delion20 Black Ops

[iiXRecklezZXii]

Would you rather fuck your grandma in the ass or never have sex til u were 90 years old?

[porkpoppy]

would you rather go blind and swoly lose hearing, or lose your tv and slowly lose all other electronic devices?

[xXCodxBlackxOpsXx]

That dog is sexy tee hee hee

[xXCodxBlackxOpsXx]

That does is sexy tee hee hee

[Dustar007]

If you land on your back Rosie Oh'Donald would be like a big fat pillow & break yout fall.

[OMGxGANGST3R]

would you rather rape jesus up the ass or eat Kim Jong Lll's dick 5 times

[RastaMaan420]

laawwll raped by a fruit

[zywber12345678900]

sleeping dog !

[xxGrayshadow69xx]

o shnizzle

[xxGrayshadow69xx]

so not only youd get raped up the anus with fruit omg that was funny as shit and u said anus sooo funnily

[lilfireman131]

would you pull a dick our of your ass or pull a knife out of your heart

[xXStatikShockXx]

@lilfireman131 that realy is hard to answer not i wouldnt do any ill leave the knife un my heart til i die cause im not gay :)

[neivin93]

Wow what a retarded college?

[TheBird0]

would you rather stick a needle up your penis or a glass cup up your ass?

[MaNtAFaWk]

you sound like quag mire from family guy (: LOL .

[IgotEMnation]

would you rather fuck a beehive or fuck your grandma

[NuggaMugga]

would u rather eat burnt popcorn covered in shit or eat your testicles 

[MrJepo360]

Would you rather be screamed to death by the creators of black ops telling you suck. or get your ass kicked by justin bieber when your seeing your dog die in a car crash. LOL that was crazy one

[dabloke1966]

didnt u tell this in reach?????

[shotyoudown2]

eat ur dog alive or drink a bucket of cum

[Cows28Gameplay]

FiretrUCK

[PickeKid]

dont tell someone ur story is aticlimactic before you tell it, made me shut off the video

[hordey4563]

eat a bucket of runny shit or lose your little toe

[eatenxinside]

lol inflate like kirby, if only XD

[thecrazylegoguy11]

would u do a hooker being eaten alive by faral cats or have a cowboy visously rape u

[hordey4563]

@thecrazylegoguy11 *feral *visciously

[thecrazylegoguy11]

@hordey4563 sorry had a retard moment

[MrAwsomeFluffyGuy]

"Firemen are pretty big" thats what she said haha

[TheFoldedWhistle]

indeed thouroly disapointed.....jk

[kiwiman97]

30 peaople are faggot cat lovers

[S0nicTheHedg3hog]

lmaaaaaaaaaaaoooo kirby

[batesmiddle30]

push the number 1 and after he says rape push 5

[thebigbrainymen]

@batesmiddle30 lolz

[STROUF1995]

would you rather kick your grandma in a wheel chair off a bridge or blow up an entire building full of strangers???

[travage7]

Would you rather get a blumpkin (which is a bj but while your taking a dump) from Tom Hanks or have passionate sex with Harrison Ford? (and yes he will use the whip)

[dmagicain5]

would you rather shag cheryl cole and have a 2inch boner or have a girlfriend with blue waffle???

[steven20600]

"doing it"

[tyson2481]

I feel like daddy is reading me a bedtime story :) (no homo)

[volcomjn12]

I thought it would just be a bunch of potheads hot boxing.

[STROUF1995]

@volcomjn12 yeah thats what i was thinking too

[TheImpressionable]

Would you rather wipe your ass with sandpaper or your hand?

[fierblaze]

@TheImpressionable simple, the hand. u can clean shit off ur hand but u cant heal ur burned, scarred, skin ripped ass/asshole to fast. plus that would probably cause u to have a anal fissure(its where a large cut forms in the hole that hurts constantly, and really hurts when sitting down. they have creams for it but it dosnt help until after weeks.) aka- hand is WAY better option. i feel like 2 bucks telling a whole story for a simple question :) ps- i heard about a anal fissure in a story ONLY

[asdefjakel]

raped up the anus by a fruit.

[LeVeL10GaMeR]

more stories!

[djferno01]

@HaloNerd86 nice one !

[Bloodkrazed98]

would u rather have a scheduled 9 hour play date with michael jackson, or snort a burito

[Mr360Revolution]

Would you rather, shoot your mom or get a million dollars and never play video games again?

[zTczechTz]

would you rather fight chuck norris or have a rap battle with eminem

[zTczechTz]

would you rather have chuck norris inside you trying to fight his way out or have him round house kick youre balls

[Nasers12]

would you rather wear a jacket of bees or do 2,000 pages of that hard homework?

[vidadd16]

@HaloNerd86 so you censored out shit but not fuck.....

[Roflmeat]

Hey my life has meani...Oh wait, i'm just sitting on my ass playing call of duty.

[chefbakercook]

"Yo bitch! What the hell is going over the here in this building. I am supposed to be getting to class!" Haha, milk came out of my nose while I was eating cereal.

[Oblivion4700]

@chefbakercook I don't think so :)

[armadillomastr2]

WOW!!! you just made video games sound smart good job HAHAHA

[mentos225D]

omg is the dog talking??

[THE1337EVAN]

I liked the part the where you played call of duty and talked about your story.

[delion20]

Would you rather sell your dog and never see him again or sell black ops and never play that again?

[larskrot]

@delion20 sell black ops definitely :O

[legomaniac1346]

@delion20 hahahaha that's so bad

[THEFALLEN093]

@delion20 sell black ops becouse its shit

[CBLRUSHER]

@delion20 sorry chewbacca- (my dogs name)

[BreachedPortal]

@delion20 sell fucking black ops this game is shit

[STROUF1995]

@BreachedPortal im sure you complained about mw2 two months ago on a daily basis, at least this game has very few things that are cheap and there arent fucking noob tubes falling from the sky every two seconds and it takes skill to get your kill streaks

[BreachedPortal]

@STROUF1995 no actually i didnt. Everyone camps, ak74u is over used and over powered, spawns are shit, if you think you got hitmarkers in mw2 then try sniping in black ops, the graphics are god awful, i use turtle beach x41's and the sound quality of the game is crap.

[shotyoudown2]

@BreachedPortal go fuck ur self

[BreachedPortal]

@shotyoudown2 hey i think i'll pass. But I'm sure thats probably what your doing to yourself right now so have fun.

[NeXusPredatorGaming]

@delion20 he would sell black ops because its fucking rubbish

[thatdudefromafrica]

@delion20 i would rather sell my dog because black ops doesn't bark at 3 in the morning

[Minifresh123]

@delion20 sell black ops, i could never lose my dog or else i would prob just kill myself

[Kdjcat]

@delion20 sorry black ops my dog is waayy more important

[darksaix95]

@delion20 sell my dog, I can just get my dog back with an 11 kill streak XD

[slothlike247]

@delion20 Fuck black ops id sell that and not my dog my dog is like my only friend man jeezz

[AcEzEagle254]

@delion20 sell black ops just get a new one...

[OMGxGANGST3R]

@delion20 obviously black ops you idiot

[soccerfan427]

@delion20 black ops sucks but 2 bucks is awesome

[Hunterdoestube]

why do you talk like william shatner on family guy

[shappy60]

would you rather insult Master Chiefs mom and get punched in your dick by him and die OR listen to Justin Gayber music for the rest of your life?

[FraNcoTirAdoRgaming]

Damn, Famas is such a beast with red dot sight :P Nice vid!

Also I just opened my own Black Ops channel a few days ago with some commentaries on my FFA games, more to come of course!

[iJBoyt]

Would you rather get donkey punched by a gorilla, followed by a getting dirty Sanchez'd by it, or would you rather deepthroat a 13 inch microphone that is 4 inches wide and have to shit it out and lick all the poop off of it and do that 3 times in a row

Either way, you are getting some type of butthole pleasure ._.

[xRobdog]

@chuckyd9 a bellend

[FiveStarMilitia]

Up and raisng clan check it out

[brojam999]

Would you rather get kicked in the testicles by Santa, while Rudolph is ramming you in the back with his antlers, or Drive your car off a mountain hitting a trampoline that bounces you to mars where you are greeted and tested on by martians?

[CHIMIEftw]

would you rather fuck a dog or get fucked by a dog

[DETH19952]

would you rather, 1. fuck a donkey...2. get raped by rick astley... or 3. get put in one of justin beiber's music videos... eitehr way someones ass is being penetrated

[RubberBals]

I don't understand, so if I go and anal fuck somebody their colons would explode and they would die?!.....

[3000mooiboy]

that is bullshit I'm sure that you will survive the carrot thing in a lot of cases

[chucky2664]

Hahahhah dogy so cut

[TheGavGav2006]

So much better than talking about the game

[thepurpleclown]

ak74u again...just stop it

[theP00Pmonster]

burnt popcorn is the most god awful smell on the planet, one smell and i blew chunks on the floor

[theP00Pmonster]

i don't know if you have ever smelled burnt popcorn before but it is the most god awfull smell on the minute, i literaly caught a whiff of it and threw up on the floor

[Extreml3yV3rsaT1le]

would you rather 2 bucks talked normally, or, have him continue that fucking annoying voice adding a little gay twinge to the end of each word, hard to explain but like if its "er" its "eeeeerrrrrrrr" or "and" its "aaayyyaaannnnnddddd"

[dergnhy]

@Extreml3yV3rsaT1le Says the guy with three videos, and gamertag: Pr0-snip3r-007

[Extreml3yV3rsaT1le]

@dergnhy and that really has something to do with an annoying voice? says the guy with ZERO videos and the name dergnhy....... think about it fuck face

[Extreml3yV3rsaT1le]

@dergnhy oh and get it right, PSN dumb fuck, we're not in 2003 with that "gamertag" bullshit anymore, we're up to next gen consoles like the ps3, and, well, not the xbox

[dergnhy]

@Extreml3yV3rsaT1le ohh, big boy with his shitty childish ass ps3 go fuck urself, tell me when you grow up.

[Extreml3yV3rsaT1le]

@dergnhy yes, i think you will find more mature people own ps3's, unlike the shitty 8 year old pre pubescant community that pick up an xbox at $3.50 on sale at the supermarket.

[dergnhy]

@Extreml3yV3rsaT1le yeah, 3.50 thats reasonable

[TheIMightyHulk]

would you rather atempt to fist your urithera or poke your testicles with a knife????

[HelloMyNamesBlake]

i accidentally left popcorn in the microwave too long and when i pulled it out it smelled so bad and the popcorn inside was just this black shriveled up ball

[tooner123456789]

would you rather be prison raped by a porcupine for five years or lose your balls to testicular cancer?

[southparkrules112233]

used this one already.

[gh3ttoP1G]

this is the same story that u said in a halo reach commintary

[stecalv3]

not reall dissapointed since you explained its not that exciting

[MrDizzyish]

wuld u rather get black ops or mw2? but then black ops was made only for wii and mw2 was made on both ps3 and 360?.which one wuld u rather get ??

[EvasionX2]

ThunderToro is a fireman ;)

[MattSaidWTF]

In this video you talked about getting raped by a fruit. So I thought I would have my 'Would you rather' about getting raped....

Would you rather get raped by either Michael Jackson (If he was still alive)

or Justin Bieber

[CaptainMeowz]

Would you rather eat a live dog, or go to jail for 10 Years?

[perseaivo]

@CaptainMeowz One quoestion, how do you eat a living dog? It will probably die when you start slicing it to smaller bits.

[CaptainMeowz]

@perseaivo Yeah, lol. I meant just eat it as in just take a big bite out of it and carry on munching while it is dying. Also the dog will be muzzled and chained down so it doesn't retaliate.

[JoZ0Z]

Would you rather eat your cell phone

or

Allow spiders to breed their webs and eggs inside of your body?

[redemqtion]

would you rather have to swallow a living tarantula

or

hold 2 bees in your mouth for 2 minutes

[TheSupervegeta01]

Good video

[AcEzEagle254]

would you rather play a game of mw2 with a full team of noobtuber(you can't quit)

or play a game of halo where you are getting pooped on by 8 year olds that talk trash

[eragonfirespartan117]

Whould you rather swim in an ocean full of sharks or get attacked by thoasands of killer bees.

[GarryAshcroft]

go FiretrUCK youre classroom microwave and popcorn and how does the story come into black ops game plat wtf

[riprap87]

Would you rather stick a needle with nuerotoxins in your dick or die slowly and very painfully by a mentally retarded clown trying to rape you. ( nuerotoxins will make you hate ur self and slit your wrist alot so good luck!)

[sebbomm]

I hate that Americans always talk about movie stars or celebs

[riprap87]

@sebbomm fuck you im american i hate most celebs and movie stars they all suck

[adr879]

how could he tell it was popcorn smoke??

[Antonskate95]

Interesting story :)

[tonyselin]

Are you sure a cucumber is a fruit? lol

[WeAreGRID]

what is with all the up the ass remarks?

would you rather drink sour milk, or eat putrid steaks?

REMEMBER, WE ARE _G.R.I.D_ AND WE ARE WATCHING

[smilk2]

would u rather be a jew or a muslim?

[CODTR14]

@smilk2 hate them both

[xXJoshzillaXx]

I'd choose Rosie O'Donnel. I would do anything for her to ride me like a horse

[ig0c0mmand0]

would you rather have sex with a guy once and then be able to have sex with anyone you want after, or not be able to ever have sex?