Cyst lancing

[jr55ful]

gee.i can't imagine why people make fun of us southerners.

[HeatherCerruti]

3:55 Classic lol... here smell this

[pebacca]

to save everyone time just go to 3:25

[bieberbabee15]

this made me lol like 10 times.. lmao. something is wrong with me.

[sailboats216]

not gonna lie i thought when i picked this video, it was going to be on your butt....

[shawtyshawts]

Note the back tattoo and beer in hand.... Class

[meekeralm]

Actually somewhat proper procedures but this should not be done at home. Others on here should be aware that Not following disinfection an sanitary precautions can result in LIFE THREATENING infections. I am a licensed Aesthetician, please wear gloves, goggles and disinfect tools with alcohol.

[emokittenroxx]

I dub thee Vesuvius!!!

[glenda8110]

I think they should have given him a shot of whiskey instead of that BUD LITE.

[ultrared27]

4:00 here smell this... LOL!

[Nucourier]

"What causes that Alan?" "just old and pus."

"Derrrr, knife makes owy and and bad gooey come out."

[Nucourier]

Whats with the elephant sized syringe? Are you lancing a cyst or performing a labotomy? And then they go back for more! "Can you feel that?" "Yep?" "Ok I'll need another bucket of anaesthetic."

[TheRealDubshooter]

deinition of hillbilly

[mickrussom]

sebaceous

[DMB206]

NUMB IT YA PUSSEH

[kelseykelsification]

someone murder those children.

[SALLI58]

Is that anything like a "sebaceous" cyst?

[ArraTonks]

good stuff happens at 3:30

[MrSumbody69]

"here smell this *pffffffttt*" buahahahaha fucking awesome.

[tphillips3333]

least u got sense to wher gloves while yall nasty farting in background yall sum sick fuckers 4 real

[tphillips3333]

why u doing round kids 4 real an u aint a DR so where u get lidocaine from. hill jack shit



[hmdixon91]

What are you doin tonight bo? Lancing cysts and drinking beer

[hmdixon91]

here smell this. HAHAHAHAH

[Rainman316pwns]

What's really funny though is how everyone else is degrading them for having country accents when they were the only ones I've seen on here of people doing home cyst removal with actual safety measures (gloves, dressing, sterilization, anaesthesia)

[Rainman316pwns]

Meanwhile in the Ozarks...

[maxvharper]

4:01 god, I love this country

[allyssalewis]

Urg. I feel sick :(

[XadowMonzter]

iuHASuihASIUHASIUHAS " hey smell this" uiASHIUSAHIUSAHIUASH best part....

[boingkster]

Go to 3:00 to skip the anaesthetic and get to the good bit.

[TheConnor2792]

Im a hillbilly and i met my wife at a family reunion

[tazzyfizzle3]

St. Hillbilly Hospital

[selina32boo]

Trying to watch the disgusting cyst poppin vid and the kids ruined it :-/

[handybaggy]

Rahahahaaaa and a good fart to go with it!!! Good job we aint created "Smellavition" yet :oD

[princessmel3434]

how do i always end up in this part of youtube o_0

[fuzzypocky]

like if you only clicked on this video because you thought it was a fine man's ass.

[Jentheledge100]

if he keeps pulling on stuff he wants to be careful that the next bit that comes out of the hole isnt the guys arse !!

[Yepprd]

I don't think that cycst/pimple warranted all that lanacaine

[littlecoley88]

The question is not how that thing got to be so huge, but why cyst popping is such a big family event. They should throw a party while they're at it.

[emichelle19]

HAHAHAHA I LAUGHED AT THE VERY BEGINNING

"MAMMA! THERE'S A GRASSHOPPER IN HERE."

[OlymPigs2010]

....Welcome to "Hill Billy Hospital" !!!

[diamondgirl828]

@OlymPigs2010 - Ain't it cool?

[mrbusterhoo]

seriously, if you can get the lidocaine in a syringe, why can't you get a doctor's office...it seems like all the videos are filmed in a trailer park...

[Peter421]

LMAO THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS bursted his cyst on someone and then sharted, that fart sounded wet!

[KiaShiznit321]

"Here, smell this!" *fart* Whudda guy lol

[diamondgirl828]

@KiaShiznit321 - reading this right when hubby let's one loose...LOL

[KiaShiznit321]

"AAAHH! It got on my leg!!!!!!" lmaoooo

[9serenity99]

ok im sorry but those kids shouls just not be in the room if you are taking a video like this...I usually love kids but those are loud

[JBOTTSIOWA]

stick that needle in that damn kids face 

[1976jra]

I stumbled onto the weird part of youtube didn't I?

[Sundropfan18]

"Momma there's a grasshopper in here!"

"Ok that's fine, I'm sure there's all kinds of things in here."

[sweetsherry4444]

wow how old r u people! shut up!

[DVMPontius]

sebacious*

[morty66]

....here smell this faaart.....hilarious....

[xalener]

Yo, fuck the cyst. GET THE GRASHOPPER

[kotetsu131]

heh "where's my *other* lidocaine?"

[polishchocheman]

I was hoping for pain on the butt !

[NewEraOfLife]

starts at 3:11 for those who dont wanna wait

[mylovesmark]

Alright, that's ok. I'm sure there's all kinds of things in here.

*continues with procedure*

my reaction: ... -_-" *FACEPALM*

[ashleigh5026]

If I was there I'd flip SHIT on those kids!

[connormegaman]

FUS RO DAH!

[TheRinnegan123]

Atleast he's got his beer.

[GenerationActzYouth]

This is where Obama's health care system has gotten us...

[vixen20xoxo]

here smell this " buurrrnnt" LOL

[gdogvibes1]

atleast somebody is wearing gloves this time..

[FutureLaugh]

people from all over the world watch this and think this is what every american is like.

[soniapaniagua1919]

4:00 "hey smell this" *farts* EPIC! lol

[bashedin]

What a bunch of low-class, youtube video whores

[jesscrawford123]

those kids are annoying as hell

[agoldstein135]

mama theres a grasshopper in here!!

[KSQwierd]

WHOA... let me just put this artery back in and we'll be done.

=D

[spenalis]

Red Neck Home Surgery, the new reality show.

[diamondgirl828]

@spenalis - woo hoo, you may be onto something. Hey, I live in Texas, hell we are half way there already!

[mariaandemilie123]

i like how right in the start the little girl is like GRASSHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phoenixmike100]

what a group red neck idiots with their screaming fucking kids

[SmartClogs]

the grasshopper XD

[shibez]

is this a redneck clinic?

[MrHEYLOOKOVERTHERE]

i love it how this has HD quality.

[blacklisted5]

you should smell the ones on wommens crotches... hahah and he was serious~!

[bettany18]

He needs his "other" lidocaine

[ciaracrys]

I think a fetus came out.

[DarringtonChilton]

THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

[DarringtonChilton]

OK SOMEBODY PLEASE SHUT THAT KID UP

[diamondgirl828]

@DarringtonChilton - Not gonna happen..lol

[DuoDragon2]

sebaceous cyst are the worst

[juggaletteemily1]

here smell this lol

[TrineenaDiamond]

lets face we got here cause were fucked up and we thought this was ass FAIL!

[NismoFinder]

I want one... :(

[tandforsumr]

The tattoo is even more disgusting.

[Igoligirl2]

"Nicely done, Earl!" Epic

[fslayer1290]

Screw the cyst. What about the grasshopper?

[outsiders1011]

have you guys noticed that there is another one by the letter "R" ??

[MinecraftFTWMan]

Oh fuck a grasshopper!

[roylandyard]

thumbs up for the fartjoke

[tallblonde1976]

could have done without 1)the goofy laughing 2) kids screaming 3)fart joke

[TenThousandBabies]

@tallblonde1976 that fart joke was classic...

[FDameion]

aww it's just a baby one...

[sr633]

The kids were overkill -- LOUD ! and not needed there.

[Ladi35]

fucking damn kids shut the fuck up damnit!!!

[PumpkinEskobarr]

What do they need lidocaine for? The guy has got a tattoo on his back, I'm sure he can handle a zit pop.

[catnip824]

sebaceous

[TheGuyOnTheBoat]

@3:20 to skip all the boring shit.

[VegasLady41]

you so DIDN'T miss anything, your big mouth was heard two houses away as soon as the thing popped

[VegasLady41]

OMFG, STFU kid, go watch some damn TV already, hell it seems that's all the do anyway, no one really RAISES their brats anymore

[denisecrew1]

It seem to be a trend when doing home procedures to have the children present. i have seen this alot..... children have their place and i guess it is where you are being medically treated by family and friends.

[blackpeter70]

Someone sedate that hysterical bitch in the background. With an OD of heroin.

[Phoenixmike100]

The only thing worse than a screaming fucking kid, is the parent that lets him do it. You have both going for you

[uching]

best watched on mute.

[lydmik]

i'm seasick...

[UncleSam116]

3:30, LOL it's so funny when she screamed.

[twinpin3]

The background screaming ruins it.

[THECHEVYGUY88]

omg it got on her leg boo hoo!!!!!!

[lovegun9318]

i only came here to see a cyst on someones ass, so misleading.

[slipmud84]

Here smell this! LOL

[terrydi1]

how come these people always have cysts and boils lanced at a big family gathering or party for all their friends ?

[deaditequeen]

@quincey123 - doctors still can make house calls and do minor things like this anywhere if they are in private practice.

[iacrimonyi]

im on the creepy side of youtube again

[euphorial0l]

here smell this , *farts juicy*

[Beevan29]

watching this without audio is much better :P

[Blueflamez30]

Tell them kids to shutup

[RiceARoniz]

How did I fucking get here wtf!

[Killerclown360]

LOL I was taking my work boots off as the cyst was popped in the video and the smell of my feet at the same time was like smell-o-vision for what the cyst mustv'e smelled like!

[quincey123]

Does this dude realize he can lose his medical licence!!!!! What an ass,....I would not put my Career on the line for anyone!!!! Besides I prefer my patients of the non speaking nature.

[truffleshuffleguy]

this sounds like my family :/

[psychicfreak123]

YO KIDS SHUT UP OR ILL BLOW YOU UP!

[valleyjulie]

@psychicfreak123 Have you heard of mute? You don't have to listen to them. It's a choice.

[kass00901]

ja pierdole

[acemanner]

wwho thought the vid was on an ass due to thumbnail?

[dartmouthskater25]

@acemanner me lmao

[tjcole50]

@acemanner lol, never!... ok i did.

[cocobeaner69]

that fart made my day

[lizachan99]

God I gotta stop getting on this side of youtube..

[pyrix]

Argh tell those kids to shut the fuck up.

[RickyRocksUrMom]

"Here smell this" LMFAO!

[Cutyoudown000]

No, nyx the beer. It's not ayouttube vid without children screaming in the background.

[1874jill]

Now there's some folky, down home, southern American health. With a guy named "Earl' to boot.

Better than most Americans without healthcare at all though.

[barbiegrlpixie]

she didnt "love it" once it was all over her leg ha

[AlexLiFender]

3:57

[Phummuph]

I don't understand why is there always screaming involved?

[Dylan87596]

i got a FUCKIN CYST ON MY EYE AND I GOT TO GET IT LANCED IMAGINE THAT IN YOUR EYELID

[Jettking12]

Guy with Cyst: "Man this F**king cyst is bothering the Sh*t out of me, i gotta see a doctor."

Guy Popping Cyst: "You don't have..... to see a.... Doctor. I'll..... I'll do it for you. 'HONNY GET THE CAMERA AND HOLD MY BEER!'."

[jnc06f]

Nicely done, Earl.

[xJordiiee]

"Here smell this" :L

[Nathan18981]

i clicked on this because it looked like his ass on the vid picture

[matts1115]

shut those loud mouth lil dumb bastard asshole kids up slap those fucking things and put them outside

[sophykyle]

@hadyanth lmao ,i noticed it t00!

[youngmoney22263]

mama theres a grasshopper in the house !

[hadyanth]

3:30 - RIP Headphone users.



[hadyanth]

Totally thought there was going to be some other type of 'lancing' going on judging by the thumbnail...

I want a refund dammit!

[ToxicXKgamer]

i wonder if this person is a licensed physician she talks about working in a doctors office but i dont think she should have that stuff

[loneydolly]

XD i jumped when it exploded

[LegitimatePokemon]

I want one of those just so i can SQUEEZE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT.

[omgkamf16]

@rileexx i thought the same thing lol

[itsmegp46]

Here smell this....rrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ippppp.

[Xmokko]

"he's tough, he's old school" lol

you get your back numbed before you got your tattoo also? lol

[AnimalGuardian71]

- These videos are ALWAYS ruined by ear shattering, screaming idiots. :(

[OwlheartXx]

Moneyshot @3:20

[jer1101100]

did that hert

[neonbrown]

3:21

lick it out?

[izapheri]

It's a girl! :D!

[setti1640]

3:10 to start the pop

[lucky2kay]

OMG FUCKING POP IT

[1959pjr]

IDIOTIC FUCKING REDNECKS, DR. JEKYLL LEARN HOW TO NUMB A CYST.

[thebitchulovtohate]

omg them kids would drive me insane

[julierodz87]

WTF!! Must listen closely to starting 6:43. Nasty!

[bonedeadbarbie]

why do they always give the camera to the loudest most sqeamish person in these videos?

[elguerrodestockton]

Lol home surgery.

[eyesack9]

Guys. GUYS. GUYS THERES A FUCKIN GRASSHOPPER IN HERE

[THEFUTUREMARINE2016]

@eyesack9 RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN

[avyla9]

why are we as human beings so fascinated by this lol

[Lilbigbro3]

nice rip lol

[Supernothing33]

Skip to 3:25 for grossness

[PiNkPOLkADOT04]

I feel as though the screaming was unnecessary

along with the annoying as FUCK children.

[succubus919]

holy poo, there's a grasshopper in the house D:

[bbnnkk1]

Be a man and pop it in the bathroom mirror with nothing but a razor and a pair of pliers!