step 1, go to england, you will find a bookbag, inside this bookbag, you will find some lube, a used condom, and a large black "woman tool" assemble them in the directions I give in the bag.
step 2, go back to america, you might need to hide this contraption, in your ass, just a precaution, make sure the press doesn't see you either.
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faaakq AmericaOK
zooom969 2 weeks ago
The greatest movie ever made.
sTeevYx1 2 weeks ago
MURKAH, FUCK YEAH!!
Thuggin2222 3 weeks ago
oh yaaaaaaaa durka durka
Gerald45 3 weeks ago
oooh durka durka durka!
DemoraX 3 weeks ago
murica
MaRaX93 3 weeks ago
What's the song at the begining called?
AnHumanOnTheInternet 3 weeks ago
@AnHumanOnTheInternet "Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit
dombaglivo 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Allah carte restaurant lol
TheRichybuk 4 weeks ago
11 september was best jahad hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HondaCivic840 1 month ago
i love mohamad and muslim fuck american and eu
HondaCivic840 1 month ago
2013 new 11 september
HondaCivic840 1 month ago
27 people durka durka mohammed jihad!
TheLiveGameChannel 1 month ago
ooh durka durka mohammed jihad!!
misterchoc225 1 month ago
whats the song 0:07 plzzz
xIIEPiiCFAiiLx 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@xIIEPiiCFAiiLx limp bizkit - i know why you wanna hate me
BeastyOrange1 1 month ago
@xIIEPiiCFAiiLx its take a look around by limp bizkit
cardiffmad 1 month ago
OHH durka durka durka
angrybirdsgirl12 1 month ago
fuck... I MISS MW2...harpa sherpa sherpa bakalah
ohhh durka durka durka!!! xD
BananoFlouda 1 month ago
Aż się kurwa osmarkałem Hahahaha
Nice job :D
TheMaliniak86 1 month ago
i cant find that version of the mission impossible theme anywhere
BeastyOrange1 1 month ago
@BeastyOrange1 It's from a Limp Biskit song
brandishednail 1 month ago
@BeastyOrange1 limp biskit i know why you want to hate me
brandishednail 1 month ago
looooooooool
ACxaY 1 month ago
whats the first song?
AssasinsBullet1 1 month ago
@AssasinsBullet1 i think its the mission impossible theme song
ACxaY 1 month ago
@AssasinsBullet1 limp biskit, I know why you want to hate me
brandishednail 1 month ago
song?
Brentypooz 1 month ago
durka alah mohammed jihad...
bakala!h mohammed jihad
bakalah mohammed jihad!.. la durka durka mohammed jihad!!!
bak durk durkalah
durka durka mohammed jihad
harpa sherpa sherpa bakalah
ohhh durka durka durka
THE BEST LMAO
Lyndonandre 2 months ago 51
Hahahahahha. Ahhh durka durka durka
imfraeglasgow 2 months ago
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markust1994 2 months ago
if you dont like america, then you can geeeeet out
Asmurfingmypants 2 months ago
@Asmurfingmypants k
ryanbeev 2 months ago
1:04 for MW2 @MW3 theme
Ole4735 2 months ago
America FUCK YEA or get FUCKED UP!
SHHitsOVER254 2 months ago
:52 have fun
helzaca1 2 months ago
im so buying this movie. hollywood thank youtube for the free advertisement your getting
TRASHRAVEN 2 months ago
Kim jong il died
DzekoVelez 2 months ago
@DzekoVelez exactly this is america no one gives a fuck
iFluxtion 2 months ago
@iFluxtion ik i just wanted people to know what brought me back here
DzekoVelez 2 months ago
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Laromanecc 2 months ago
mohamed jihad
ShazoPunisher 2 months ago
What song was it at the beggining?
TimmyF4tOn3 2 months ago
@TimmyF4tOn3 Its the Mission Impossible theme song..
abcdefghujklmnopqrus 2 months ago
@abcdefghujklmnopqrus it's take a look around by Limp Bizkit
Carus92 2 months ago
@Carus92 nope.. its the mission impossible theme.. i'll find a video of it here and i'll show you...
For some reason it won't let me post it.. its the Mission Impossible 2 theme.
abcdefghujklmnopqrus 2 months ago
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@TimmyF4tOn3 it's take a look around by Limp Bizkit
Carus92 2 months ago
He says Fuck, durka durkala..........durka durka muhammad gee la, haka sherppa sherppa la bakla la.
MasterDomolvl 2 months ago
Fuck yea! you're all bitchez and I'm the real Durka Durka niggas!
GearsOfWarIsGay 2 months ago
did you have to put the Mw2 music at the end! You just fucked up my day now!
ThePeekabooNinja 2 months ago 18
@ThePeekabooNinja its from the first 2 modern warfare games
LukeKirke 2 months ago
Durka durka means herp derp.
sourcerror 2 months ago
Achmed's Aruem.
sojirokaidoh2 2 months ago
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
MrPrevoo1010 2 months ago
23 People Don't how to talk Durka Durka Durka
CasperFrisk 2 months ago
0:41
Ahmed: Fuck, Durk Durk Durkala
CasperFrisk 2 months ago
Every Durka Means: You Suck me ballz
CasperFrisk 2 months ago
"And if you don't like this video, then kill me now because I'll just have to put a jihad on you, too"
kamakaziemelon 2 months ago
DERKER DEKER PHALA ALLAH JIHADF
MrRomanrules 2 months ago
oooooooooooooooo durka durka durka
TheLostSoldier8 2 months ago
DAMN DAT BITCH HAS A BIG FOREHEAD
MrThunderPaw 2 months ago
lol
gemhol1 3 months ago
hahahaha love it !!!
pyroklanis 3 months ago
Especially because you used the wrong type of than
ZoozooTheDog 3 months ago
DURKA FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
evoldevildogs 3 months ago
we have 2 durka durkas going south on baka laka daka street
korbinhall 3 months ago
Hey, we don't talk like that in DerkaDerkaStan, it's:
JIHAD MUHAMMED DERKA SHALABAN
alexhazcheezburger 3 months ago
Ohhh SHIET!
vxcv2 3 months ago
cod4 time running out last 20 seconds ha <3
DecimateModz 3 months ago
i never realized the song in the end is from modern warfare 2
atomicpunk999 3 months ago
I sound more intelligent then them when i fart
beanspad 3 months ago
@beanspad lol nicepeter lady gaga vs sarah palin rap battles?
Destructinator44 3 months ago
@Destructinator44 yea! lol
beanspad 3 months ago
sim language wtf
themariobros5567 3 months ago
thumbs up for mw2 song
LONG LIVE MODERN WARFARE 2
TRAIN24NERD 3 months ago
song in the beginning?
bolleaap9 3 months ago
@bolleaap9 its look around by Limp bizkit, you FUCKER! (joke)
farcry2outlaw 3 months ago
OF COURSE.
DURKA DURKA STAN.
pipluprox100 3 months ago
no need for the call of duty music on at the end 1.15
opTicNation1999 3 months ago
whats the starting song
KSONNYC 3 months ago
oooooooooooh durka durka durka
IvynTaasin 3 months ago 105
@IvynTaasin durka durka mohama ji ha durk la durk durka durk
MegaNoob54 3 months ago
@IvynTaasin durka allah, mohhamad jihad!
kombajndosalatek 3 months ago
I can durka durka durka too
Kukulcan88 3 months ago
OMG, I love this movie. Its hilarious every time I watch it ....
Sereena111 3 months ago
omg lol, so fucking funny every time I see it.
tmaz85 3 months ago
the bigger their beard is the crazier they are
Nubiex7 3 months ago 3
i hate you for putting MW2 music at the end.
Brianingermany 3 months ago
Durka durka mohammed jihad.
13thNinjaPenguin 3 months ago 3
@lukelaya mission impossible
123ruckaruckaali 3 months ago
@123ruckaruckaali Nvm i found it /watch?v=NdpP6ynPbiY
CroAuslander 3 months ago
so racist, i love it
revolutionary17 3 months ago
Whats the song thats playing as he's walking? i cant remember!!!
TheLukeylala 3 months ago
@TheLukeylala Did you found the song name? Im interested too :D
CroAuslander 3 months ago
@CroAuslander No still havnt, Damn it!
TheLukeylala 3 months ago
@CroAuslander Limp Bizkit-Take a look around. :)
TheLukeylala 3 months ago
Call Of Duty sounds at the end!
TRAXXAS58 3 months ago
hes the greatest actor i have ever seen!
BlazersFan77 4 months ago
That was awesome until it said "THX for watching" ...THX? *facepalm*
themaximum9901 4 months ago 3
click fro but wait sloly and he will say fuck o lot
halomakers909 4 months ago
This was on last nite
kingcarrick 4 months ago
@kingcarrick LOL, on E4 right? Watched it with my dad lol.
MrStarwarsguy1 4 months ago
did anyone noticed the "Lucky Strike" cigarettes add behind the terrorist ?
caca075 4 months ago
you know i actually prefer the music when he is walking down the street in this vid than in the music in the movie xD
eastos73 4 months ago
It's Arabic for "Everyone has AIDS!"
billkasperdotcom 4 months ago
hail lucky strike
mynaxDMC 4 months ago
give me nintey six thumbs up for wriiting somthing i just heard
gillylikesbikes 4 months ago
If you promise me you'll never die, ill make love to you right now.
ReapinDeath 4 months ago
Damn I'm going to watch this movie again now! It's so fucking hilarious.
felixunderline93 5 months ago
i like you...you have balls....i like balls
99slayerhereicome 5 months ago 2
oohh Durka, Durka, Durka
kirza94 5 months ago 2
stan smiths dad is the guy in the wheelchair!
Areyourealythatdumb 5 months ago 2
Does anybody know the INTRO song?
1Senne1 5 months ago
@1Senne1 Limp bizkit - Take a Look Around
pelicanflashdance 5 months ago
@pelicanflashdance thanks durka durka
1Senne1 5 months ago
na
NeonSwagg 6 months ago
SHIT! 12 People are heading Southeast on Bakalakadaka street!
TheBdizzle187 6 months ago
Coca Cola???
Legounderdog4562 6 months ago
What's the song at the end?... It sounds familiar.
Maleficus100 6 months ago
@Maleficus100 Modern Warfare 2 Task Force 141 Starting Song
VampireWeirdo1234 6 months ago
@Maleficus100 some song from MW2
Beauster 5 months ago
"Haka shurpa shurpa bakala"
TomahawkpewPEW 6 months ago
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awww i love this
MADAMEOCTA07 6 months ago
Imagine the swedish chef from the muppets doing this seen lol
celticguardian951 6 months ago
Wob wob wob
Bobat10 6 months ago
HERE COMES THE RAAAAPPPPEEEE TRAIN!!
jasonman40 6 months ago
racist priks
CrazyGam3r786 6 months ago
website crashes in 3....2....1......boom
Ginjaruto 6 months ago
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noah1385 6 months ago
Syndicates rape trains about to blow up :D
TheGamesGrotto 6 months ago
RAPE TRAIN
UltimaTaCo13 6 months ago
wob wob wob!!! #rapetrain
AtlanticBeachHead 6 months ago
like if syndicate brought you here :D
lukedavies1997 6 months ago
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adamthemadman 6 months ago
syndicate!
rtm416 6 months ago
*snydicate army incoming*
TrooperFX 6 months ago 23
AHH, DURKA DURKA DURKA
MrStrontkut 6 months ago
why are your boobs wet
luzi98 6 months ago
Mw2 match start song at the end
TheBandGeek97 6 months ago
@TheBandGeek97 I know what the fuck is that!?!
ChoppaHed760 6 months ago
MATT DAYMON.
TheG41Assassin 6 months ago 35
"oohhh durka durka durka"
piplup2009 6 months ago
4 BUCKLE UP!!!!
5 YOU HAVE THE POWER!
brondzBaLLZ 6 months ago
its funny cus this is how they actually talk
TheGravar 6 months ago
I'm going to try this next time I go into a convenience store.
FreakyKing2 7 months ago
Team Deathmatch FTW
SoulKiIIer 7 months ago
woo 100th like
blindmancancu 7 months ago 2
@blindmancancu 100th idiot
disturbedrocks1996 7 months ago
So uh does anyone know of any upcoming terrorist attacks?
TheWarmplate 7 months ago
@TheWarmplate oh, yeah, there's one at 7:30, tomorrow,
Here's what you need to do to prevent it.
step 1, go to england, you will find a bookbag, inside this bookbag, you will find some lube, a used condom, and a large black "woman tool" assemble them in the directions I give in the bag.
step 2, go back to america, you might need to hide this contraption, in your ass, just a precaution, make sure the press doesn't see you either.
Thatguywhoexists 6 months ago
@TheWarmplate step 3, hit the button created with the woman tool, if all goes well, you'll see 72 virgins.
Thatguywhoexists 6 months ago
DURKA DURKA DURKA!!!!!!!!!!
RedneckGirl123100 7 months ago
this video quality is amazing
tom1515 7 months ago
whats up with the mw2 music at the end hahaha
bazmnaz12 7 months ago
durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka durka
GERIDIUS 7 months ago
Sherpa sherpa durka allah muhammad jihad
PoliticalWeekly 7 months ago
"Oh shit"
TranyaAddict 8 months ago
You are a legend!
its really nice to see people like you who post good quality, not missleading, videos of exactly what i want! personal thanks to you!!
reecesbar 8 months ago
"remember when we first met? You didnt trust me becuase you thought I wanted you to perform oral sex on you. well now the tables have turned."
darkspawn6661 8 months ago
having a brain blank.. whats the name of the song???
olneyrider 8 months ago
"You're The Only One Left!!! Complete The Mission!!!"
Osama213 9 months ago
any 1 notice its star wars music and insterments gosh i need a life
jadams1636 9 months ago
I HAVE NO SOUND -DISLIKE-
reartototo 9 months ago
hacka, sherpa sherpa XD
jktb4444 9 months ago
whats the song at beginning?
mccoyisthebest 9 months ago
@mccoyisthebest Some of the best songs ever made: Take A Look Around by Limp Bizkit :)
steyr177 9 months ago
@steyr177 thought it was Limp Bizkit thanks
mccoyisthebest 9 months ago
@mccoyisthebest Glad I could help :)
steyr177 9 months ago
@steyr177 did you say "Best song" and "Limp Bizkit" in the same sentence? Ugh
Rawr5649 6 months ago
@steyr177 fuck limp bizkit
slipknotfan1ist 6 months ago
@mccoyisthebest limp bizkit take a look around
Hedge14 6 months ago
@Hedge14 thanks
mccoyisthebest 6 months ago
@mccoyisthebest Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad.
FSUGuy2012 6 months ago
@mccoyisthebest Its the Mission Impossible THeme, the begingin of "Take a Look Around" by Limp "steal that shizzle" Bizkit.. ;)
AzraelSWFC2011 6 months ago
@mccoyisthebest Limp Bizkits shitty rip off of the Mission Impossible riff. So sad...
distortedentropy 4 months ago
Ooh Durka Durka Durka
MotownShaker 10 months ago