How to kill a lobster in one minute.

[milisamaku]

what gonna a lobster do if it see this video??...

this is kinda really scary,and poort lobster D;

[mjellygood]

FATALITY

[Marter713]

He's a boss with that cleaver

[KittehSoftpaws]

O.O thats kinda scary...

[deadking13]

Why someone cut a lobster in such small pieces instead of throwing the whole lobster alive in a pan with boiling water?!

[LovelyRising]

@deadking13 If you're talking about cooking efficiency, the pieces cook more evenly when they're smaller. If you're talking about trying to give the thing a quicker death, I'm pretty sure boiling water would take even longer.

[dogman123andrew]

DAMN thats a sharp knife

[theodoremk]

wtf 0:49 Instant Orange Claw!!!

[zombiebountyhunter83]

A quick death lobster had no chance.

Fatality!!!

[zombiebountyhunter83]

Fatality!!!

[guynumber20]

larry the lobster.. noooooooooooooooo

[wainbot]

wow ya the fact he cut off the claws first wasn't all that cool but ya it didn't last long anyways the head came off like a second later at least it came off fast unlike some of the others you see where they try to slice down and the knife is dull as fuck/light so it takes a bit to go through but still could've cut the head off first just saying

[donnishark]

@wainbot Lobsters don't feel pain.

[gaohuynhanderson]

lol



[lin545]

*Rest in Pieces!*

[Commander2145Update]

thats just sad.... give the lobsters a fast death

[IMKINDASHY611]

I don't know which is worse this or getting boiled to death!

[IEatCray0ns]

In a thesis philosophy class, one of the students there chose to write on how crustaceans don't have the proper nerve endings/sensory capabilities to feel pain. He used this as a means to justify that eating crustaceans wasn't ethically wrong. I'm not siding with him, but it's an interesting point to consider.

I think a lot of us are assuming that lobsters feel pain - we're hinging on reasoning that isn't true.

[matthewtchernev123]

how do you think that makes him feel

[123Bombski]

obviously the guy doesn't give a **** about what you guys think. it looks as if he's working in a restaurant, and precise and careful cutting takes too much time. remember people, this is a business, he needs to get paid

[anaira3]

Yeah that was not humane at aaaalllll

[danielkronos]

What kind of an amateur kills a lobster this way? You asshole, you are supposed to knife it through the skull.

[AsteioLoukoumaki]

its so dificult,,,:P

[DragonAurora]

Ummm....I could kill it alot faster than this.

[cerrutiboy1]

a piece of rubber probably fell into the dish as well.

[jolene143aaes]

Bye bye lobster

[AllisonKiLLZXX]

Stupid fucker.

[chicken4247]

dumbasses

[ToastyTarget00]

DELICIOUS.

[jsmallwood2007]

all you idiots commenting about animal cruelty ROFL....a lobster will drop its "legs" (LMFAO), in a fight and grow new ones FFS

( the "legs" are more commonly know as claws)

[Haluzator666]

YOU M**********R are you ever heard something about...humanity?......YOU B**

[cha0tic]

Idk...if boiling a lobster alive is humane...im sure a few swift chops should be just fine.

[ThePrivateJoker]

That lobster had a future. You bastard.

[siriusgamer]

@ThePrivateJoker It had a future... in being my dinner.

[TheSkater1369]

Fatality.............. chef wins flawless victory

[Xanifur]

This is more humane then many other videos out there. This guy is a pro.

[Brohan43]

Oh my gosh thats so disgusting but so delicious!

[SavedByGraceAdam]

Idiot.

[lasvegasvictor]

is it me or did the lobster move it feets a lil after the head got chopped off?!?

[omotherfuckenr]

boo fucken hoo! its a lobster! dont care what it feels when i cook it! call peta they are the only ones who care!

[wile1600]

you r a fucking idiot with no regard for an animals suffering ......... just cause you are human dosnt give you the right to inflict unnessecary pain KArma

[Fav0uriit3]

Holy shit, arsehole. How would you like it if i did that to you?. It's torture you absolute tosser!. How about trying to Slice it down the middle of the head. this way it stops the nervous system from feeling pain. Dickhead.

[ifedthehorse]

@Fav0uriit3

Nearly getting the hang of the shift key?

[pinkorpurple432]

This kills the lobster.

[Solado]

Why dont you but its head off first ?

[huynhminhtri]

This style is Chinese prep & cook lobster, it's waste a lobster-head , In Vietnam, Cambodia , Laos, Thai....we eat lobster- head too...Remember the best part is in the head , try it, trust me !

[sweetdistractions]

he probably had to cut the legs off first because they'd get in the way of properly cutting off the head. i think it's cruel no matter how you do it :(

[chbing98]

Even though this is bad...wouldn't it be more sensible to chop the head off first?...

[devildriverlambofgod]

@MyBlackWill well im sure he has worked there for years. You wouldn't say good job to me for cooking and wrapping a burger in 2 minutes. But still, I can't chop lobster so good job buddy.

[tcsdef]

this is how not to kill a lobster

[RAEHL1983]

The final conclusion is: The lobster is Tasty !!

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

the fuck is the cunt cutting its claws off for?! maybe try killing it first you jackass.

[swilson3d]

I accidentally stumbled across this video while searching for "How to kill a mobster with linux"

[Hiroshicze]

Lobsters don't feel pain like us. Curving of tail after cutting off claws is standard reaction because body of lobsters senses that something is not correct and in the case of losing claws it activates this reflex. You can't compare nerve system of humans to the nerve system of lobster.

[tzukitoe]

THATS DISGUSTING, hes not wearing gloves .-.

[ZeroSnakeProductions]

geee I forgot it was live in the beginning as the video went on lol

[jaydaelbertstein]

CRUSTACEANS FEEL PAIN! QUEEN UNI. BELFAST HAS ALREADY PUBLISHED THE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH RESULTS! (2009) THERE IS A MACHINE CALLED CRUSTASTUN WHICH KILLS THEM IN 5 SECONDS WITHOUT PAIN WITH ELECTRO-STUNNING!

WATCH MY VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL AND DO NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS WAY OF KILLING THE LITTLE ANIMAL AGAIN...

[rawrloler]

@jaydaelbertstein why do we have to kill these animals "humanely" you think animals that feed on them in the wild do it nicely?

[Relaxed1ne]

@jaydaelbertstein If its under $50 it will be a hit. anything above that no resturant will buy it.

[gp1585]

wasnt the fucking thing dead @ 00.13 when you cut its head off??!!!!!

[NebuChi3]

@gp1585 -No, because you could still see its tail was still moving.

[gp1585]

@NebuChi3 that must mean its alive then??

[NebuChi3]

@gp1585 -Yeah.

When its claws were being chopped off, the lobster's tail curved. Then when the guy cut off its head, the lobster's feet were twitching.

[gp1585]

@NebuChi3 when the head was cut off, the lobster was dead.

[NebuChi3]

@gp1585 -I know that.

But there's always an after-kill affect.

The nerves were still reacting.

But yeah.

It was. -___-

[chosuriki]

Oh my poor White Person sensibilities! I can't stomach seeing things die in such a horrible fashion, I am compelled to quickly criticize how things should be humanely killed!

Ah fuck it, gimme that sweet sweet lobster.

[deltaalphacharlie]

@chosuriki lol my poor white person sensibilities. tell me you didn't make that up yourself thats so funny.

[epic182]

That is the worst possible way to kill a lobster and not the quickest either. Not humane dickhead

[jaclaims]

wow just wow

[dindinz666]

highly skilled

[martysmartylol]

pretty painful to chop off its arms first

[AshThePhantom]

Think of it this way: An Octopus would bite through the shell, envenomate it, and proceed to tear off it's claws and legs and eat it before it's even paralyzed, and take it's sweet time doing so. This is faster than any death nature has to offer.

[watchm3rawr]

thats not a humane way to kill a lobster thats horrible

[Beakle]

@watchm3rawr

I agree..whats the big deal with killing it first...like.. why didnt he just chopped of the head off first? :(

[kalyanc2005]

I am a vegetarian and I think this is sort of humane than the traditional way of boiling a lobster alive is scalding hot water (if that is the traditional way). Not killing a lobster is ideal, but if one MUST kill it this way is better.

Wish he had chopped the head before chopping the appendages.

And by the way, if you eat lobsters, don't swear at this guy for doing his job.

[JerrySpringerisCool]

I think i'm a vegetarian now....aw fuck it, pass him over here!!

[ynkno13]

Now this is what I call a headshot.

[CI2ANIK]

Thats skill ur pro

[zleverette]

i couldve done it in 5 seconds ( a 22. round to the head)

[docthebluesman]

Anyone who would chop the legs off of a lobster before humanely killing it is an asshole. That is completely unnecessary and if anyone did it in front of me I would literally kick their ass. For crying out loud people, where is your sense of compassion?

[euchreman]

@docthebluesman I agree. I don't care if they are boiled or sliced but it should be killed before you go for the appendages.

[PunaniJohnny]

@docthebluesman LOL its nature. Go beat up a lion for killing a deer by bitting it. Go beat up an anaconda for squeezing the living the hell out of its prey

[elitar123]

@docthebluesman oh shut up, its gunna get eaten anyways

[ReTuRneD1]

@docthebluesman Its this sense of compassion that prevents us from preventing conflict. "Oh no Gaddahfi is killing civilians! why don't we just have some1 secretly take him out b4 he kills more people? because its against our morals and the UN rules..."

[Kevster270]

@docthebluesman I want to shove a giant stick up that lobsters ass then set it on fire then chop all its legs off before killing it by chopping its head off.

[YepremA]

@docthebluesman Kicking someone's ass is humane right?

[macadamia10509]

@YepremA well of course it is at least killing wasnt part of her speech

[PhaatPaat]

@YepremA yes

[jstnhnh]

@docthebluesman Yeah... Sure, you would...

[dynastyman09]

@docthebluesman ah you wouldn't do shit shut up.

[meiguonan1029]

@docthebluesman its a lobster..

not a person

[louiebee08]

@docthebluesman its a lobster not like it says enyhing idiot

[dbassjmu]

@docthebluesman Really?

[Svvaggalikemine]

@docthebluesman who gives a fuck, its going to die anyways! what is your definition of "humanely" killing a lobster. that doesnt even make  sense. you cant have "humanely" and "killing" in the same sentence.

[bigfatowen]

@Svvaggalikemine wtf, how much compasion do u have for living creatures? if u were mauled by bears and u weregoing to die, would u want docters to cut u up limb from limb? or have them pull the pug on life support...asshole

[Svvaggalikemine]

@bigfatowen bitch stfu, if ur so "humane" then dont eat it at all. and that scenario is COMPLETELY different. the lobster WILL die, there is no escaping the fact, because ppl wanna eat it. but me about to die, its the doctors DUTY to help me stay alive. and if your so humane, you shouldnt eat meat PERIOD, which i doubt you do. stop being a little goodie two shoes and grow up

[bigfatowen]

@Svvaggalikemine i hope 1 day u fall off a cliff, and u r never found, and ur arms and legs are broken, and u die a slow, painful death

[Svvaggalikemine]

@bigfatowen i hope one day i care..... that day will never come

[darkmusician0123]

@Svvaggalikemine THANK YOU!!!

[nixnixnix33333]

@docthebluesman you need to get a fucking life if you're crying over a lobster

[Svvaggalikemine]

@nixnixnix33333 thank you dude! you make sense!

[ride0RgetR0DE0n]

@docthebluesman okay you are completly exaggerating it is a giant ass sea bug okay he could have dont it better but beating a human its wrose but you would have no remorse for him now that is unhumane and you talk about compassion makes not sence

[KunY67]

@docthebluesman

stfu that was a 2 second kill u mofo. did u see the lobster squirming in pain?

[AllieTheAwesomeness]

poor thing.. and shinyztar6, i know right?! Lol but its sad how it can feel everything, and then just die.. i pray for the animal before eating

[Jeremy9190]

He should gamble 4 finger dicing

[Drifzzts]

nice but... kill it humanely like the chinese guy

[Theawesomedude1234]

Guys you are all retarded because lobsters have no pain receptors, they feel no pain whatsoever.

[TheCherryBlossom17]

wouldnt it be less cruel to chop head off first so its less painful?

[technofreak3535]

Cut its head off first!

[DutchManticore]

@technofreak3535

You can't chop off the head first.

The legs are next to the head, if you chop off the head first then you damage the front legs. Which is bad, because they'd like to eat that too.

"Lobsters are omnivores, and typically eat live prey such as fish, mollusks, other crustaceans, worms, and some plant life."

The lobster isn't much better to his prey either. Don't be pussies. I hate suffering too, but when it's for a meal I think it's ok. Just don't waste life.

[cottonfever1221]

@technofreak3535 Even though I eat lobsters its still hard to watch something like this,but at least it was dispatched quickly,I dont know which is worse,death by Chefs blade or boiled alive either ? one is worse than the other.

[savageguy25]

its not like it has a brain like we have it thinks "eat shit fuck" thats it, the reason they dont kill it is as sppn as it dies the quality starts to get worse

[flamecapez]

this is how mc donalds would do this if lobster was fast food but instead put the meat in the fryer LOL

[halogamer543]

well if i were that poor thing i guess its better then being bioled alive for half n hour until my musel and brains were edible....... for some bitch to eat me.... >:{

[roggy12345]

very skilled he must be chinese

[Haterwolf]

im sure that his head is still alive in that cube.

[martysmartylol]

why not just the head first -.-

[nightshade288]

@martysmartylol becouse thats for fags

[kllr101]

You're meant to kill the lobster BEFORE you start slicing off its limbs...... -_-

[OurenV2]

@kllr101 how quicker do you want restaurants to kill them? fucking give them euthanasia? chopping off their limbs IS killing them, and hes doing to as quick as possible. he even stated in an annotation he doesnt want them suffering, but hes gotta do what hes gotta do, so he does it as quick as possible. stop being so soft you peta fuck.

[kllr101]

@OurenV2 peta fuck? Wow, you obviously didn't realise what I meant. You're meant to go through the head to kill it. I have no problems with them killing lobsters fast like that, its just better to kill the damn thing first.

Yes, He does do it as quick as possible, which Is better than doing it slowly....

[miksirikoitsen]

Talk about fresh food?

[brennan1233]

Look at all those lobsters in the garbage,they should throw the chefs in there

[eternityarmani]

yum yum. lobster

[magnifisigns]

when he turns the lobster towards his arms, the lobster is like,,, 'Hey , WAIT A MINUTE,,,, ... ARE THOSE MY FUCKEN ARMS???"

[TidyTRAPHOUSE561]

i jus go into the ocean and grab em and ring em right there and stick there tails in my pocket

[1verstreate1]

I don't think it took a minute. I think it was dead by 0:20

[jstnhnh]

Damn, that's badass.

[jujufokol]

The cleaver is soo funny :))

It's like horror movie scenes :))

[ivnchavira]

AWESOME

[1992pattrow]

I fucking love lobster, alive or dead. It still tastes great!

[mossy2597]

Nice i love lobster. Just listen to all these trolls it"s food get over it how do you think they get beef cuts that u do????

[h2opolodan11]

that was actually a sad sight... to see a lobster trying to fight you without it's claws... as much as a torture it is to put in hot water, at least it dies like instantly while here it just lives in infinite pain

[grcoon]

must be a chinese restaurant cuz they butchered the hell outta the lobster....took all the shell off, ya know when you goto a restaurant and order a lobster tail its still in the shell....the just chop chop chop

[Silvester94T3]

That is one skilled guy :P

[TylerHNothing]

id go for the head first :P

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

Sorry but that is still animal abuse and and those lobsters feel alot of pain when you kill them like that and that is illegal to animal abuse you are sick and need to give your life to Christianity because if you dont you will goto hell forever , fact.

[iMusicExpress]

@JesusChristRulesYOU Dude, im Christian and for a fact every Christian I know also eats meat okay? Im sure you eat meat too, they are all killed sooner or later. It's a factor of life okay? Chill down.

[Christiandellen]

@iMusicExpress man macht über meine eigenen namen net lustig.

[BadmanZyd]

@JesusChristRulesYOU crustaceans don't feel pain like you and me. they dont have the pain receptors as mammals.

and jesus christ doesnt rule me, but he quite obviously rules you

[erikL95]

Thats what u call fast food! *bom bom tsss* !

[adambombiswaycool]

That is one sharp clever..

[squiresuzuki]

No matter how painstaking this is...hey, I guess I'd pick decapitation over slowly being boiled in water death.

[barrackvoice]

are you humans ?

[bojoben]

@barrackvoice Yes they are, you?

[joesakik88]

I love how this dude works, chop both arm, chop head, *to all animal lover* (hes dead by now, head is chopped, take 5 sec and no spasm! where you kill it *humanly* he will still have spasm a minute after his death, I find this wayyy less cruel this way than a knife though is head, thats just brutal), chop body, chop everything, prep it, amazing, I still cant believe how much this dude a beast and work fast!

[joesakik88]

hes a beast, oh boo ooh you saw a lobster die, grow up, thats how your cow get into ur meal, it get chopped right clean, but you dont see it

go to a farm and go kill a chicken/a rabbit, thats how life work, you kill a thing, you prep it, cook it, eat it, thats how we live and thats the reason why you stand in front of ur pc

this dude a beast, unshelling a lobster takes skill and painstacking minute, even for someone who's use to it, doing it in a minute is amazing

hes a beast

[Ethanace]

so many dislikes. people grow up. the lobster died the moment its head was cut off, about fifteen seconds into the video. If it had died from other causes such as being eaten alive, it would be have somewhat slower and more painful. This is nature, we kill, we eat, it's a lifecycle. You cant dislike on the grounds of him being cruel, he is hardly torturing it.

[BaronOfTandoor]

ill never eat lobster again

[RadeonAka]

bad people kill an innocent defenseless animals unless it has done to you, find you a size on your own performance so we can see how long you last when ... maybe you want a mike tyson Huck?

[twomptable]

wow brutal kickin it kratos style huh

[tianaax3]

awhh , ):

-youu will be missedd ! ♥ (:

[Kifly95]

20 bucks says the guy is asian.

[kingcrimson234]

the head should always be cut off last.... DEAD last! ha! bwaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[Forylore]

Oh he got skill cutting but thats not a way to dispatch a lobster lol well..The head goes first always lol but good chopping.

[bingothedrummer]

0:13

HEAD SHOT!

[schnubbel76]

i wonder if it survived....

no seriously, why didn't they start with the head, so the lobster is over it. why starting with the....arms or whatever they are called

[Ted443]

Thats was the most brutal thing i have ever seen. Mmmmm Delicious Brutality.

[xXHelloKristinaXx]

LMFAO That was actually pretty interesting to see i gotta admit

[Young16654]

Wtf why are people crying over the way its killed thereS NOT A NICE WAY TO KILL.

[GWR4079]

now this is the real way to kill something

[beaubrown1996]

umm sir thats a 105 idiot

[tbgwill01]

skill



[Hasjhus]

Hahaha, lol xD

[TopRamenKickAss]

For some reason i really want a lobster now...

[altoidfart]

FINISH HIM

[19Lenoch92]

During french revolution scientists found out, that head without body cant still see and hear, it is alive for about 11 seconds. But lobsters have primitive nervous system with many small ganglions so that lobsters flesh is still moving, even that it is dead.

[ElectronicSoundInjec]

DAMN!!O_O!! that thing has no blood!!

[seadonkey1987]

lies... its still alive

[ClythiaMystica]

the lobster died at 00:14. it did not suffer for one minute. only about 8 seconds. i dont care what you other people think. you wont feel pain if your head is off your body

[diegodaudt]

HOLY SHIT eww