Can you imagine the uproar by religious nut jobs if there was a bear that said "you can be good without god" or "extraordinary claims requite extraordinary evidence"
no one has a problem with billboards that advertise for churches but when you put one up with a secular message everyone loses their mind.
Suggestion! do a movie about the atheist indoctrination (see on google gosateizm), in communist countries! or on how the atheistic parents today indoctrinate their children in "Atheist Camos"
When you say: "do a movie" do you mean create a movie? Because there is no such thing as "atheist indoctrination" ;O) Meaning that you will not see toys(like noah bear) that teach children not to believe in fairy tales. ;O)
Obviously there are atheist indoctrination! for example they take a Christian, and gave him whit the head against the wall, until he recognize "atheism" or dies!
Or if a child was heard at school, speaking of God his parents were called to answer in front of the party for their act of betrayal!
"Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism"
Who is "they"? "...gave him whit the head against the wall,... You are not making sense. Again there is no such thing as "atheist indoctrination". Think about it. ;O)
What would you tell little children? Hi boys and girls! I'm going to do you a favour and tell you about life the universe and everything. You are pond scum that walks, an accident of time and chance, and soon, very soon, you will die. There is no design, no purpose, no hope. The end. -
Yea, I can see how a tacky stuffed toy with a message of love could send you off the deep end. Creepy.
No, denigrating children is for religions that tell them that they are born in "sin" and deserving of eternal torture unless they believe in a magic fictional character, and/or trap bomb to their chest. I would actually tell the kid the truth. And once they are mature enough I would tell them that everything dies eventually. And that we create our own individual purposes in life. And they should live their life to the fullest. :O)
That "fictional jesus character" as you so cleverly refer to Him is one of the best attested figures in history. No reputable historian would refer to Him as fictional.
However, be that as it may, there is something perverse about the worship of death evident in your choice of costume. "This day I call the heavens and the earth as witnesses against you that I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life, so that you and your children may live..."
Actually no reputable historian would refer to the fictional jesus character as real, as there is absolutely no contemporary evident that he even existed. ;O)
P.S.
My choice of attire is purely for privacy. And you seem to have me confused with christians, as it is they who worship death by ignoring this life in preference of an imaginary heaven. "When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, "He is out of his mind."" ;O)
Do a hack on the recorder and use it to tell the bible story of the children who were torn up by bears for teasing a bald guy. At the end it could say "and do you know how know this story is true? I WAS one of those bears", then let out a blood curdling growl.
That's ridiculous for an infant newborn. No wonder it didn't sell and was left on the shelf. I thought it was otherwise not bad on sentiment and reasonably cute. Well, not until that last "handmade by god" part. As didn't specify version of god, then rather generic. I'd open up and take out the voice part and re-home it, as long as otherwise is safe stuffed toy.
Personally I like Gund bears, particularly Snuffles. They only talk to you in your imagination, just like "god". ;-)
Keep it as evidence of our backward society, since most probably in the future we will be different and no one will ever believe that humanity was THAT stupid!!
I think its funny that the christans got all of there information from wat someone to delirious and weak to expect death made it sound like theres going to be a happy ending for all who follow the books content
To quote another toy named Buzz, "You are a sad, strange little man!"
God is real and so is Lucifer and these are the END times, people! So get with the program because the new world order wants you to worship demons(fallen angels) as well as the Anti-Christ when he comes and from the way that THEY are really indoctrinating YOUR children with everything in your face so you can see it mind you because they're not hidding it, YOU will have to make your choice soon sheeple!
I'm not gonna push my religion on you, THEY are gonna push theirs onto you! Can I ask you as the rational, logical adults that you profess to be to do just one little thing? Can you come to my channel and watch some vids? Click 'My Playlists" and click on the new world order for beginners and watch the vids. Or put up a search for the following right here; nwo Freemasons Illuminatti
I have already researched the concept of a shadow government/groups(like the bilderberg group, the Illuminati, free masons(Knights Templar), the vatican, and the Skull and Bones) possibly ruling the worlds governments, and it is ridiculous. Either way; thanks for the offer of looking at your playlist, but I am not a conspiracy nutcase, as I only believe what is true.
P.S.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you as well. ;O)
@Katalyzt Wow. Spoken like a true victim of indoctrination. For the true believer no evidence is necessary. For the devout skepic no evidence will suffice. You only believe as you have been programed to believe regardless if you are a believer or an athiest. You have learned to see the indoctrinational programming of (some) ohers but cannot yet see it in yourself. The fact remains you are as memetically chained as those you mock.
@Katalyzt The Nazis held that the Jews were an inferior race to be a "verifiable truth." The racist bigots of pre-1960s America held that the blacks were an inferior race to be a "verifiable ruth."
"Verifiable truth" is an illusion born of indoctrination. No truth, either scientific or mythological or poetic or religious, is above intrepretation nor immune from distortion, spin, or falsification. What truths you believe you hold as true because you have been memeically conditioned o do so.
@Katalyzt Entire national institutions "verified" it to their satisfaction. Millions died due to the certainty which they each independantly held. And how many blacks sat in the backs of buses or swung from ropes as proof postive of the "verifiable truth" of the malignant worldview of convinced people? In the 15th century angels danced on pin heads and it was considered verifiable truth to the best minds of the age - minds at least equal to any alive today. Illusions are often shared.
@Katalyzt And the four minute mile as an impossibilty too, wasn't it? It was a verifiable truh - proven by numerous runners of the age, that the mile could not be ran by a human in less than four minutes.
What is the current record speed for a man or woman running one mile?
Moreover, cults are a verifiable means of proving, catagorically, that a human mind (or minds, plural) can be conditioned to believe (perceive) anything.
And in all your failed examples they(nazi, racist, anti “four minute mile” believers, and religionist) were all opposed, as their rhetoric/beliefs were not verifiable(by being peoven wrong). Again verifiable truth can be independently proven by [all]; hence it being "truth". Think about it. ;O)
Oh, and the answer to your question: "What is the current record speed for a man or woman running one mile?" The current record is 3min 43.13sec. achieved by Hicham Guerrouj in 1999. Game Set and Match ;O)
By all? BS. Any data can be interpreted, couner-interpreted, spun, cooked, distorted, falsified and/or reframed to suit the purposes of any agenda.
It appears that you swallowed a load of academic bunk when you were in school.
You thought you were receiving an education when in fact you were being indoctrinated. You cannot think differently and will thus respond as you were programmed to until your programming becomes visible to you. Again, fish don't know ther're wet.
Oh sorry for the spam but I forgot to say what I think you should do with it, I think you should perserve it as a historic item of a time when mankind was still in a state of evolving fully fuctional brains, that way it will not only serve as a reminder of how religion was seeking to brain wash mankind from childhood in an attempt to render them powerless against the religious tyranny but also as a reminder of the growth/evolutionof mankind.
Personally I would just give it to some deacon and have him explain to his child that this is how we propagate our faith.Eekk talk about a creepy way to mold the minds of our youth.
Silly question at the end Kat. You know what you've got to do as a card carrying Atheist.....DESTROY! Remember, "No supernatural Gods."
Bear might as well be saying, "Hello kids, I'm here to brainwash you and turn you into a closed minded hypocrite that believes in an evil book of lies. And if you don't follow my ways you will burn in eternal fire. Now sleep tight buddy."
This remindes me when I went to my family's church in Florida and the youth pastor was selling purple blankets to the congregation with an embroidery saying "Gotcha Covered - God's Girl - Prayer blanket" and we were instructed to cover ourselves with this blanket when praying. I found it in the attic few days ago.
Honestly, I don't think it's a good idea to go around destroying kid's toys. It makes us look bad. Maybe take out the mechanical parts, sew it back up and give it to a kid. Thanks for asking, though. It's good to have a little forethought.
just take out the chip or the speaker and stitch the fluffy thing back if you wanna give it to a kid. If you keep it it's too funny a device to alter or destroy.
That thing is creepy. If that were in my crib when I was a kid I would have a serious phobia for teddy bears.
3rd option - create a series of horror films a la Chucky. Where the bear is indoctrinating children to take over the world. Or better yet to make way for Satan's entrance in the world. The first movie will be called "Handmade By God" The second one "Handmade By God II - Lucifer Arrives"
I feel your pain about this man...they already got my little bro with their brainwashing Bullsh*t. I dont think you should destroy it...but I dont think you should give it away either. Keep it, and spread the word about those evil little indoctrinating toys....then destoy it....lol.
The truth is we're all indoctrinated as a child. We're slaves to those around us and there's nothing that we can do. We are not even aware of what's occurring and once we're able to, it's usually too late. And then of course, some forms of indoctrination are more extreme such as this case. It's rather absurd.
I rated it 5 stars because it was a good video, but the subject enrages me. Handing something like that to a baby (who can't tell the difference between reality and fiction) is insane. Thank goodness that the human brain is so adaptable, and thank you for making sure at least one of those didn't make its way to a young victim (and I use that word advisedly).
A lazy indoctrination tool that can be employed by parents who can't be bothered to sit by the crib and "Christ-up" the kid themselves because Desparate Housewives is on in 5.
Thats child abuse, that teddy should be burned during your next discussion about why children should be raised with the capacity to think for themselves. cheers
that would be educational,something society knows little about because its stripped of the schools by government filtration for social and economical control.
'Toys' like that are sold everywhere without a word of protest. Can you IMAGINE the outrage if just one store sold an Atheist Bear that said "Hi, kiddies! Aren't you happy there is no god?" It would make the network news all acrosss the country, with angry parents picketing the store...
Just imagined if the toy said something like "Through billions of years of genetic mutation and natural selection here you came to be. did you know that is just how special you are?"
Hey, I think you should give it to someone WHO BELIEVES IN GOD! I think the teddy bear is great to little kids. Make sure you sub or friend me anyone out there
Who is this mysterious "we" and "our" of which it speaks? Totally creepy. I agree, feed it to a stuffed lion. It is just sick to put something like this in a baby's crib. Something is so organized now they are even using this disgusting level of indoctrination on helpless babes.
If you desire thousands of views, getting your channel flagged and suspended, then impale it upon a stake or hang it from a cross & set it on fire...
If you desire to promote truth, ask your viewers to respond with video & comment, that interprets and explains their world view in context with the words being spoken by the toy... taken not from a literalist perspective, but from the message of a Greater*Good working toward the equality and unity of humanity and the planet...
(in the Bible) According to a story in Genesis, he made the ark that saved his family and specimens of every animal from the Flood.
Nothing precise about that, unless one desires to credit an individual with stories told about them, you might as well say Abraham Lincoln freed the salves.
Taking the account into modern terms is a simple matter of applying it to climate change and Al Gore, its all about the power you*give to it... Literally.
There is no actual evidence for a gigantic flood that wiped out humanity within the last 10 000 years . However, it is a historical fact that Abraham Lincoln was involved in the Abolitionist movement and the American Civil War.
Noah's story has absolutely no relevance to climate change. It's about a guy who saves 2 of each macroscopic sexual animal from a non existent flood, all by the will of a non existent, omnipotent, "loving" creator (can I add completely sadistic?).
Your Off on a tangent, key*word to my comment, "Story" as in BS... Noah saved his own ass if it even happened, from a climate event, Lincoln fought to keep a small group of southern whites, enslaved to his system, as they wanted to maintain their freedom to rape, abuse and enslaved, whom ever they choose to their system...
"Historical Fact" is written by the victor, propaganda BS.
& mostly is "sadistic BS"
taking this BS at face value and way to literal, just gives it more power.
I've got worse for you. For anyone who would actually purchase that bear for their child, they will also be dragging them to church at least once a week (often much more than that) and sitting them in classes where they are taught at 3 years old that some guy named Jesus bled to death for their worthless soul, so that they could have eternal life.
As for what you should do with it???? Mr. hacker who occasionally visits 2600 meetings (or so I am told)???? What you should do with it? Gee I wonder if it has a *reprogrammable* voice box in there somewhere?
Oh I think you can give it to a christian friend alright -- but not *unmodified*.
OK, done with my initial reaction. I must disagree with those who wish the bear destroyed. Here you have the perfect Christian. An automaton, programed to repeat all it knows, is amoral, with no means to acquire judgment, or new programming, & is designed to prevent it. I suggest that you have a very serious debate with it, about its flawed dogma, wherein it will only repeat what it knows, and not any more. Once done, you could bury the zombie "alive", since its mortal existence is moot.
to be honest,its not even the religion im angry with,its all the people still go to church based on emotional reaction,are people still unaware of the church's reputation for brainwashing after 2000 fuking years?
NO NO NO lol take the voice box out and make your own lol saying somehting a little more tasteful ;0) or buy a dinosure teddy, and maybe add a little voice box of your own lol im sure you can think of something wiser to tell young minds ;0), failing that brun the damn thing and send it to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I wish there's some way you could change what it says. Maybe just maybe a video with it's mouth moving and then voice over some famous atheist quotes. Something like, "I put it to you that you are an atheist too, in that you don't believe in thousands of other gods, I just believe in one less god than you do."
Hmmmm. A true dilemma. So many alternatives. Each with its own delights. Firearms, blades, the purification of flame (insert moo-ha-ha here).
Look, you made it talk right, so I say tape it to a chair, put a spotlight in its face, no sleep, no food, and torture it until it tells us EVERYTHING! (Where it was made, who made it, why does it look evil, who does it report to, etc.) With the right "motivation" it would sing like a canary. Start with its paws. Then WATER-BOARD IT!
Everyone ease up, Ted is innocent, an needs professional help, in being de-programmed. Instead of going dark ages on the misguided, turn this as a example to others. I'm with 2b, since I'd need to blow the dust off the tombs of knowledge covering the electronics, and even longer aquiring the tools for such a operation to be successful, in ridding the bear's false memories
I like 2bsirius' suggestion of removing the talk-box and letting him live a full life in the hands of a deserving child. But I must also admit that the idea of dressing him as a witch and burning him at the stake as he says his lines, then (with editing help) screams a death rattle as he melts completely would assuage my sense of justice, a little at least.
Katalyzt, I'm sure you have a sharp knife nearby. My vote is to put it to good use. But beware the flaggers. Doing so may put your channel in jeopardy. fivefav.
My suggestion: Take the little shirt off poor Noah and remove his talk box. Sew him back up, and then donate him to a drive for deprived kids. I can see him in five years, dirty with one eye carried around by some little girl who thinks of him as her secular buddy...Just a thought though...
Just have to add that if you decide to go with my solution, let me know, and I'll send you a new t-shirt for the bear previously know as Noah with my channel motto on it:
that is scary bran Wash of kids .would just cut it up with sesrs, or spray paint satin love you too ,just for shit and giggle. make a voodoo doll out of it ,use it for knife throwing practices : )have fun
FORGET THE TECHNOLOGIC CHUCKY ROBOT, THIS PEDO BEAR IS PURE EVIL!!!!
AutoTerminator 2 weeks ago
KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
hackking002 2 months ago
Give him to me. I'm a theist and an arctophile. For those of you who don't know, that's a teddy bear collector.
bluegrassbaby86 6 months ago
Can you imagine the uproar by religious nut jobs if there was a bear that said "you can be good without god" or "extraordinary claims requite extraordinary evidence"
no one has a problem with billboards that advertise for churches but when you put one up with a secular message everyone loses their mind.
religion is poison to the mind,
rtn.
rememberthename33 7 months ago 2
So what did you end up doing with Noah? (I'd have taken out the prerecorded tape and his shirt.)
SpoiledLogic 7 months ago
I find your costume arousing
Zeriaraz 9 months ago
Hello VyckRo,
Sorry, but you have atheism confused with christianity(and other religions), as they are the ones who indoctrinate children. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 10 months ago
Hello VyckRo,
Sorry, but you have atheism confused with christianity. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 10 months ago
Hello VyckRo,
Sorry, but you have atheism confused with christianity. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 10 months ago
Suggestion! do a movie about the atheist indoctrination (see on google gosateizm), in communist countries! or on how the atheistic parents today indoctrinate their children in "Atheist Camos"
VyckRo 10 months ago
Hello VyckRo,
When you say: "do a movie" do you mean create a movie? Because there is no such thing as "atheist indoctrination" ;O) Meaning that you will not see toys(like noah bear) that teach children not to believe in fairy tales. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 10 months ago 2
@Katalyzt
Obviously there are atheist indoctrination! for example they take a Christian, and gave him whit the head against the wall, until he recognize "atheism" or dies!
Or if a child was heard at school, speaking of God his parents were called to answer in front of the party for their act of betrayal!
"Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism"
Lenin
"no such thing as "atheist indoctrination""
see on google "State Atheism"
VyckRo 10 months ago
Hello VyckRo,
Who is "they"? "...gave him whit the head against the wall,... You are not making sense. Again there is no such thing as "atheist indoctrination". Think about it. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 10 months ago
@Katalyzt
obviously there, I went through something like that!
VyckRo 10 months ago
@Katalyzt holy shit! it's an evil Teddy of lies!!!!!
MasterMysterion 2 months ago
Hi Katalyzt
What would you tell little children? Hi boys and girls! I'm going to do you a favour and tell you about life the universe and everything. You are pond scum that walks, an accident of time and chance, and soon, very soon, you will die. There is no design, no purpose, no hope. The end. -
Yea, I can see how a tacky stuffed toy with a message of love could send you off the deep end. Creepy.
gracecamrose 11 months ago
Hello gracecamrose,
No, denigrating children is for religions that tell them that they are born in "sin" and deserving of eternal torture unless they believe in a magic fictional character, and/or trap bomb to their chest. I would actually tell the kid the truth. And once they are mature enough I would tell them that everything dies eventually. And that we create our own individual purposes in life. And they should live their life to the fullest. :O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 11 months ago
@Katalyzt
Nietzsche - need I say more? BTW which magical fictional character did you have in mind?
gracecamrose 11 months ago
@gracecamrose
The fictional jesus character written about in the bible.
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 11 months ago
@Katalyzt
That "fictional jesus character" as you so cleverly refer to Him is one of the best attested figures in history. No reputable historian would refer to Him as fictional.
However, be that as it may, there is something perverse about the worship of death evident in your choice of costume. "This day I call the heavens and the earth as witnesses against you that I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life, so that you and your children may live..."
gracecamrose 11 months ago
Hello gracecamrose,
Actually no reputable historian would refer to the fictional jesus character as real, as there is absolutely no contemporary evident that he even existed. ;O)
P.S.
My choice of attire is purely for privacy. And you seem to have me confused with christians, as it is they who worship death by ignoring this life in preference of an imaginary heaven. "When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, "He is out of his mind."" ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 11 months ago
@Katalyzt
Oh please... pull the other one. My mother warned me never to match wits with the witless... privacy 8^> that's a good one.
gracecamrose 11 months ago
@gracecamrose,
I think that I will take your mother`a advice. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 11 months ago
Wow, that's one creepy-ass bear.
OgreVI 1 year ago
I like the idea of a hack and an outrageous replacement.
... but my mind has been warped. Too many DIsney movies growing upi.
356pla 1 year ago
Do a hack on the recorder and use it to tell the bible story of the children who were torn up by bears for teasing a bald guy. At the end it could say "and do you know how know this story is true? I WAS one of those bears", then let out a blood curdling growl.
skepticoz 1 year ago
the kid in me is scared shitless of this bear lol. i wonder how many people have purchased this for thier Child.
B4mytyme 1 year ago
That's ridiculous for an infant newborn. No wonder it didn't sell and was left on the shelf. I thought it was otherwise not bad on sentiment and reasonably cute. Well, not until that last "handmade by god" part. As didn't specify version of god, then rather generic. I'd open up and take out the voice part and re-home it, as long as otherwise is safe stuffed toy.
Personally I like Gund bears, particularly Snuffles. They only talk to you in your imagination, just like "god". ;-)
MegF142857 1 year ago
I hate inspirational speeches.
ZanyAnton 1 year ago
Keep it as evidence of our backward society, since most probably in the future we will be different and no one will ever believe that humanity was THAT stupid!!
:))
CamiellaC 1 year ago
Destroy
Ray5579 1 year ago
Make sure you save this video and
destroy the "toy" do you know how many
little minds you can save by doing this.
Thanks keep up.
globalarte 1 year ago
I think its funny that the christans got all of there information from wat someone to delirious and weak to expect death made it sound like theres going to be a happy ending for all who follow the books content
Werdwalls223 1 year ago
Destroy it
Werdwalls223 1 year ago
Oh, man, that's just evil!
RustyTube 1 year ago
To quote another toy named Buzz, "You are a sad, strange little man!"
God is real and so is Lucifer and these are the END times, people! So get with the program because the new world order wants you to worship demons(fallen angels) as well as the Anti-Christ when he comes and from the way that THEY are really indoctrinating YOUR children with everything in your face so you can see it mind you because they're not hidding it, YOU will have to make your choice soon sheeple!
SailorSaturnCelestia 1 year ago
I'm not gonna push my religion on you, THEY are gonna push theirs onto you! Can I ask you as the rational, logical adults that you profess to be to do just one little thing? Can you come to my channel and watch some vids? Click 'My Playlists" and click on the new world order for beginners and watch the vids. Or put up a search for the following right here; nwo Freemasons Illuminatti
Luciferians skull and bones rituals occult MK Ultra mk culture chemtrails
I wish you love & luck...God bless!
SailorSaturnCelestia 1 year ago
Hello SailorSaturnCelestia,
I have already researched the concept of a shadow government/groups(like the bilderberg group, the Illuminati, free masons(Knights Templar), the vatican, and the Skull and Bones) possibly ruling the worlds governments, and it is ridiculous. Either way; thanks for the offer of looking at your playlist, but I am not a conspiracy nutcase, as I only believe what is true.
P.S.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you as well. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
@Katalyzt Wow. Spoken like a true victim of indoctrination. For the true believer no evidence is necessary. For the devout skepic no evidence will suffice. You only believe as you have been programed to believe regardless if you are a believer or an athiest. You have learned to see the indoctrinational programming of (some) ohers but cannot yet see it in yourself. The fact remains you are as memetically chained as those you mock.
Fish don't know they're wet.
Peace be with you.
Gnothean 1 year ago
Hello Gnothean,
I am merely offering verifiable truth. Sorry that it offened you enough to make a comment. ;O)
Peace be with you as well. :O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
@Katalyzt The Nazis held that the Jews were an inferior race to be a "verifiable truth." The racist bigots of pre-1960s America held that the blacks were an inferior race to be a "verifiable ruth."
"Verifiable truth" is an illusion born of indoctrination. No truth, either scientific or mythological or poetic or religious, is above intrepretation nor immune from distortion, spin, or falsification. What truths you believe you hold as true because you have been memeically conditioned o do so.
Gnothean 1 year ago
Hello Gnothean,
Unlike with your two examples; verifiable truth can be independently proven by all; hence it being “truth”. Try again. :O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
@Katalyzt Entire national institutions "verified" it to their satisfaction. Millions died due to the certainty which they each independantly held. And how many blacks sat in the backs of buses or swung from ropes as proof postive of the "verifiable truth" of the malignant worldview of convinced people? In the 15th century angels danced on pin heads and it was considered verifiable truth to the best minds of the age - minds at least equal to any alive today. Illusions are often shared.
Gnothean 1 year ago
@Katalyzt And the four minute mile as an impossibilty too, wasn't it? It was a verifiable truh - proven by numerous runners of the age, that the mile could not be ran by a human in less than four minutes.
What is the current record speed for a man or woman running one mile?
Moreover, cults are a verifiable means of proving, catagorically, that a human mind (or minds, plural) can be conditioned to believe (perceive) anything.
Fish don't know they're wet.
Gnothi seauton.
Gnothean 1 year ago
Hello Gnothean,
And in all your failed examples they(nazi, racist, anti “four minute mile” believers, and religionist) were all opposed, as their rhetoric/beliefs were not verifiable(by being peoven wrong). Again verifiable truth can be independently proven by [all]; hence it being "truth". Think about it. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
(Continued)
Oh, and the answer to your question: "What is the current record speed for a man or woman running one mile?" The current record is 3min 43.13sec. achieved by Hicham Guerrouj in 1999. Game Set and Match ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
By all? BS. Any data can be interpreted, couner-interpreted, spun, cooked, distorted, falsified and/or reframed to suit the purposes of any agenda.
It appears that you swallowed a load of academic bunk when you were in school.
You thought you were receiving an education when in fact you were being indoctrinated. You cannot think differently and will thus respond as you were programmed to until your programming becomes visible to you. Again, fish don't know ther're wet.
Check mate.
Gnothean 1 year ago
@Gnothean I agree completely.
SororThothma 1 year ago
Hello SailorSaturnCelestia,
[god is real and so is lucifer and these are the END times, people!]
You made the claim. Prove it. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
That freaks me out. I want that bear so i can reprogram him.
JeremyMilne 1 year ago
if i saw this when i was a kid i'd have been an atheist sooner. lol
Dacurath 1 year ago
Let Noah Bear meet Chucky.
klangaktiviert 1 year ago
This is unfortunate.
Ayanna18vcu 1 year ago
That's a scary teddy bear -_- Where the hell did you get that from?!
DARKEYED9 1 year ago
Oh sorry for the spam but I forgot to say what I think you should do with it, I think you should perserve it as a historic item of a time when mankind was still in a state of evolving fully fuctional brains, that way it will not only serve as a reminder of how religion was seeking to brain wash mankind from childhood in an attempt to render them powerless against the religious tyranny but also as a reminder of the growth/evolutionof mankind.
TheRenekruse 1 year ago
You found god in a toy store?
TheRenekruse 1 year ago
wow...just wow...i have a hard time puttint in words what i think at the moment...
Vakrian 1 year ago
This is very creepy.....Q.Q
LiesnSuch2 1 year ago
Personally I would just give it to some deacon and have him explain to his child that this is how we propagate our faith.Eekk talk about a creepy way to mold the minds of our youth.
BrimstoneHellfire 1 year ago
Creepy! That's not a well-researched toy for babies... nor is it a good speaking voice for kids.
At least it's not telling the Noah story! That would be even worse than "angel's wings" and other ecumenical rot.
ReligiousFiction 1 year ago
Roll it in butter and parmesan cheese and give it to some rottweilers.
saucylad 2 years ago
That bear should be banned.
And why are you dressed like Darth Vador?
Ilikejpgs 2 years ago
Silly question at the end Kat. You know what you've got to do as a card carrying Atheist.....DESTROY! Remember, "No supernatural Gods."
Bear might as well be saying, "Hello kids, I'm here to brainwash you and turn you into a closed minded hypocrite that believes in an evil book of lies. And if you don't follow my ways you will burn in eternal fire. Now sleep tight buddy."
GeorgeWBushes 2 years ago
Oh, and BURN IT BURN IT!!!
AtheistBrit 2 years ago 9
@AtheistBrit yes yes burn that evil Teddy of lies!
MasterMysterion 2 months ago
@AtheistBrit for once, I agree with that statement.
AutoTerminator 2 weeks ago
That bear is fucking terrifying...
AtheistBrit 2 years ago 6
Omfg. wtf.
Ozzy0sbourne 2 years ago 2
Maybe you can, in classic YouTube tradition, pack it full of explosives and blow the thing up on live webcam...or put it in a microwave oven
DrGiggles68 2 years ago 2
hahahaha. That little bears priceless
yngwllm 2 years ago
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yngwllm 2 years ago
you should immediately burn this hairy fuck!!
sozialprodukt 2 years ago
Scary.
aartvegan 2 years ago
This remindes me when I went to my family's church in Florida and the youth pastor was selling purple blankets to the congregation with an embroidery saying "Gotcha Covered - God's Girl - Prayer blanket" and we were instructed to cover ourselves with this blanket when praying. I found it in the attic few days ago.
saxygurl8 2 years ago 2
CreeeeeeeEEEEeeepy Bear.
doobythecat 2 years ago
Creepy---you paid good money for that? Well, it's nice to know somebody is out there watching what is going on in Toyland. Thanks!
daligoddess2006 2 years ago
Honestly, I don't think it's a good idea to go around destroying kid's toys. It makes us look bad. Maybe take out the mechanical parts, sew it back up and give it to a kid. Thanks for asking, though. It's good to have a little forethought.
EquusHemionusKhur 2 years ago
I love how you just dropped it on the ground after it was done.
you earned yourself a subscription just now.
LucienLachance007 2 years ago
I say destroy it.
shanesmith20m 2 years ago
This bear is creepy! You should destroy it, and make sure it doesn't kill like Chucky. lol.
MrOpiumoftheMasses 2 years ago
I luv your head shake and heavy sigh!
Consider me doing both right now.
Elaina43 2 years ago
YIKES!!!
Elaina43 2 years ago
wow wow... wow. That was creepy! I say kill it! I'll let you borrow my shot gun for that!
WickedWhistle 2 years ago
my god that's the funniest thing ever :))
just take out the chip or the speaker and stitch the fluffy thing back if you wanna give it to a kid. If you keep it it's too funny a device to alter or destroy.
lake7less 2 years ago
you had me cracking up when you throw the bear... i should not laugh but it was funny..
smileyousee 2 years ago
Dude that is CREEPY!
How about seeing if you can reprogram the thing to talk to kids about Science and Reason instead of destroying it or letting it spread it's evil.
Kind of like the movie Wizards when Avatar the Great changes Necron99 to Peace...
prussian7 2 years ago 2
That thing is creepy. If that were in my crib when I was a kid I would have a serious phobia for teddy bears.
3rd option - create a series of horror films a la Chucky. Where the bear is indoctrinating children to take over the world. Or better yet to make way for Satan's entrance in the world. The first movie will be called "Handmade By God" The second one "Handmade By God II - Lucifer Arrives"
That thing can be ur cash cow.
notaperson2012 2 years ago
Get them while their young.
AIexKidd 2 years ago
I feel your pain about this man...they already got my little bro with their brainwashing Bullsh*t. I dont think you should destroy it...but I dont think you should give it away either. Keep it, and spread the word about those evil little indoctrinating toys....then destoy it....lol.
Trev00x 2 years ago
I didn't know god was an underpaid Chinese laborer.
I think noah the bear should meet an unfortunate end. Or you could figure out how to record your own message, and then re-gift it.
Chemicalogic 2 years ago 10
@Chemicalogic "I didn't know god was an underpaid Chinese laborer" --- LMAO!!
Ayanna18vcu 1 year ago
That bear is terrifying, both in how it sounds and what it represents.
Lovingdoubt 2 years ago
HA, HA!!! Where did you ever find that?
No child would even understand what that bear was saying.
Creepy!!
Queen Of The Damned Music, LOVE IT!!!!
DelisaProductions 2 years ago
suggestion - get a life....
marklross2 2 years ago
Oh dear, that is beyond fucked up. Portray religion for what it is, not for what children want it to be.
Destroy it.
lookit87 2 years ago 2
Have a pack of wild creatures, say like poodles or maybe some sugar spiked 3 yr olds play with it and watch the stuffings be torn out of it
AtheistAtLARGE 2 years ago
The truth is we're all indoctrinated as a child. We're slaves to those around us and there's nothing that we can do. We are not even aware of what's occurring and once we're able to, it's usually too late. And then of course, some forms of indoctrination are more extreme such as this case. It's rather absurd.
pcenteno82 2 years ago
That is funny and disturbing all at the same time.
dataloreforever 2 years ago
I rated it 5 stars because it was a good video, but the subject enrages me. Handing something like that to a baby (who can't tell the difference between reality and fiction) is insane. Thank goodness that the human brain is so adaptable, and thank you for making sure at least one of those didn't make its way to a young victim (and I use that word advisedly).
stealthbadger 2 years ago
"Hand Made by God"? Oh yeah....what does the tag on the bear say?
(Definitely don't give it to a theist...they will use it for purposes of the dark side.)
KingHeathen 2 years ago
A lazy indoctrination tool that can be employed by parents who can't be bothered to sit by the crib and "Christ-up" the kid themselves because Desparate Housewives is on in 5.
ningyo39 2 years ago
Thats child abuse, that teddy should be burned during your next discussion about why children should be raised with the capacity to think for themselves. cheers
01101100d 2 years ago
that would be educational,something society knows little about because its stripped of the schools by government filtration for social and economical control.
TLSlayer 2 years ago
But bears aren't allowed in heaven! lol
Definitely don't let any children alone with it.
aajoeyjo 2 years ago
nail it to a cross.
distructica 2 years ago
I actually think it somehow MAY HAVE been a cute idea- THIS, HOWEVER was HORRIFIC (so theist I may be, but don't give it to me! *nightmarish shivers*)
This bear would very well scare the shyt out of a *normal* child...but the parents of a child who'd buy this bear wouldn't likely be normal.
It had the voice of a cult leader (& I use the term 'leader' loosely) .
It sounds like the kind of creepy tone pedophiles likely use when conning children.
TABULOUS1 2 years ago
'Toys' like that are sold everywhere without a word of protest. Can you IMAGINE the outrage if just one store sold an Atheist Bear that said "Hi, kiddies! Aren't you happy there is no god?" It would make the network news all acrosss the country, with angry parents picketing the store...
DefenderOfReason 2 years ago
Just imagined if the toy said something like "Through billions of years of genetic mutation and natural selection here you came to be. did you know that is just how special you are?"
distructica 2 years ago
get a shotgun and blast it to peces
TheIclandicViking 2 years ago
that is unbelievably creepy
Cristofer7 2 years ago
Pretty sure a guy with your arsenal will have no problem figuring how to discard of that thing! Giving it away.... destroy!
SliceSupeRStaR 2 years ago
Hey, I think you should DESTROY IT WITH FIRE! I think the teddy bear is great FOR BURNING.
Nekaii
NekaiiOnera 2 years ago
Hey, I think you should give it to someone WHO BELIEVES IN GOD! I think the teddy bear is great to little kids. Make sure you sub or friend me anyone out there
Mike
MikeKlaxton 2 years ago
1. Proclaim Christianity/Judaism as false religions
2. Burn the witch-bear at the stake
3. Praise the glory of The One True Religion (which is, of course, free market capitalism)
4. warn all would-be blasphemers that they await a similar fate
anthonzi 2 years ago
Funny~ Well... you already know my suggestion! :o)
~Angel XIII~
anangel13 2 years ago
disgusting...
Dusty341 2 years ago
First of all - who approved that voice for use in a cute little teddy bear? *shudder*
I would see if you can get into the audio and re-record on it... or, take it out all together.
heatherlynblue 2 years ago
Who is this mysterious "we" and "our" of which it speaks? Totally creepy. I agree, feed it to a stuffed lion. It is just sick to put something like this in a baby's crib. Something is so organized now they are even using this disgusting level of indoctrination on helpless babes.
xxxild 2 years ago
In my unhumble opinion:
disable the mechanical/audio functionality
Remove any written propaganda tags/clothing/whatever.
And you have yourself a normal teddybear that any child would appreciate.
Find a kid that would appreciate it and give it to the kid.
(If the kid destroys the thing, it's the parent's fault.... smack the parents)
kevinbenko 2 years ago
If you desire thousands of views, getting your channel flagged and suspended, then impale it upon a stake or hang it from a cross & set it on fire...
If you desire to promote truth, ask your viewers to respond with video & comment, that interprets and explains their world view in context with the words being spoken by the toy... taken not from a literalist perspective, but from the message of a Greater*Good working toward the equality and unity of humanity and the planet...
C.H.A.O.S.
PeaceProfit 2 years ago
that's all good until you come to the very precise statement, "Noah".
anthonzi 2 years ago
Noah
(in the Bible) According to a story in Genesis, he made the ark that saved his family and specimens of every animal from the Flood.
Nothing precise about that, unless one desires to credit an individual with stories told about them, you might as well say Abraham Lincoln freed the salves.
Taking the account into modern terms is a simple matter of applying it to climate change and Al Gore, its all about the power you*give to it... Literally.
C.H.A.O.S.
PeaceProfit 2 years ago
There is no actual evidence for a gigantic flood that wiped out humanity within the last 10 000 years . However, it is a historical fact that Abraham Lincoln was involved in the Abolitionist movement and the American Civil War.
Noah's story has absolutely no relevance to climate change. It's about a guy who saves 2 of each macroscopic sexual animal from a non existent flood, all by the will of a non existent, omnipotent, "loving" creator (can I add completely sadistic?).
anthonzi 2 years ago
Your Off on a tangent, key*word to my comment, "Story" as in BS... Noah saved his own ass if it even happened, from a climate event, Lincoln fought to keep a small group of southern whites, enslaved to his system, as they wanted to maintain their freedom to rape, abuse and enslaved, whom ever they choose to their system...
"Historical Fact" is written by the victor, propaganda BS.
& mostly is "sadistic BS"
taking this BS at face value and way to literal, just gives it more power.
C.H.A.O.S.
PeaceProfit 2 years ago
burn the mother fcking bear lol
Eyeopenerone 2 years ago
lol freaky as a jesus freak
Eyeopenerone 2 years ago
Perhaps you could feed the bear to a stuffed lion.
jailarson 2 years ago
destroying it would be satisfying.
QuillerBarracuda 2 years ago
Go somewhere outside and make a bonfire.
Before you throw the abomination into the fire, make it speak. Then film it as the voice gets warped and disappears into the fire. >:{|).
Or you could smash it with a hammer... a cat is fine too.
edmanrapperu 2 years ago
I did that with a Barney, modern chips just pop once, and that's it. Not like the old pull string toys that go woogy before burning.
A pit bull ot rottie sounds kinda fun. Or maybe the lions cage at the zoo. Rename it Daniel Owens.
DonQuixotedeKaw 2 years ago
I've got worse for you. For anyone who would actually purchase that bear for their child, they will also be dragging them to church at least once a week (often much more than that) and sitting them in classes where they are taught at 3 years old that some guy named Jesus bled to death for their worthless soul, so that they could have eternal life.
Yeah, the bear ain't nothing.
AncientAtheist 2 years ago
Burn the bear!
pchannell 2 years ago
Something i have always wondered:
Where did you get that mask Katalyzt?
stagism 2 years ago
Mask? That's his face silly >:)
edmanrapperu 2 years ago
Crap that's infuriating.
As for what you should do with it???? Mr. hacker who occasionally visits 2600 meetings (or so I am told)???? What you should do with it? Gee I wonder if it has a *reprogrammable* voice box in there somewhere?
Oh I think you can give it to a christian friend alright -- but not *unmodified*.
websnarf 2 years ago
*VOMIT*
OK, done with my initial reaction. I must disagree with those who wish the bear destroyed. Here you have the perfect Christian. An automaton, programed to repeat all it knows, is amoral, with no means to acquire judgment, or new programming, & is designed to prevent it. I suggest that you have a very serious debate with it, about its flawed dogma, wherein it will only repeat what it knows, and not any more. Once done, you could bury the zombie "alive", since its mortal existence is moot.
DonQuixotedeKaw 2 years ago
to be honest,its not even the religion im angry with,its all the people still go to church based on emotional reaction,are people still unaware of the church's reputation for brainwashing after 2000 fuking years?
TLSlayer 2 years ago
apparently not
ghazzter 2 years ago
Re-record messages of free thought, tolerance and challenges to always critically think about all things...and then give it a theists child.
mtsac1 2 years ago
More likely handmade in china.
I vote for dissecting it first, to see if there's anything that could be tampered with.
BentStigsen 2 years ago
Of course the raging anti-religion side of me says stake it to a rood!!!
Then I have the gentler side of me that says strip the little bastard of it's talk box and shirt and donate it for a child.
mconn2112 2 years ago
This is the way to go. Strip out the crap, reseal and donate to a 'normal' child that would appreciate it.
By all means destroy the offensive innards as a separate and satisfying exercise.
CheesesPeaks2U 2 years ago
That actually makes me sick... I think you should destroy it... that thing dosnt deserve to live >:D
tdobbin 2 years ago
NO NO NO lol take the voice box out and make your own lol saying somehting a little more tasteful ;0) or buy a dinosure teddy, and maybe add a little voice box of your own lol im sure you can think of something wiser to tell young minds ;0), failing that brun the damn thing and send it to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BETTYSWALLOCKS84115 2 years ago
that is unbelievably disturbing
EVHisgodyoumuppet 2 years ago
I wish there's some way you could change what it says. Maybe just maybe a video with it's mouth moving and then voice over some famous atheist quotes. Something like, "I put it to you that you are an atheist too, in that you don't believe in thousands of other gods, I just believe in one less god than you do."
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
Well it is kinda creepy but why not give it away to a homeless shelter. lots of kids would love to have it. Just remove the talk box out of it first.
Oklahomabooklady 2 years ago
What's next...Corporate Success Bear? AAAuuuuuuggghhh!
Christheatheist1 2 years ago
THIS BEAR IS THE MESSIAH!!!
IF YOU CRUCIFY IT, THE WORLD WILL END!!!
I'm already writing a new bible.
bulbulxp 2 years ago
Hmmmm. A true dilemma. So many alternatives. Each with its own delights. Firearms, blades, the purification of flame (insert moo-ha-ha here).
Look, you made it talk right, so I say tape it to a chair, put a spotlight in its face, no sleep, no food, and torture it until it tells us EVERYTHING! (Where it was made, who made it, why does it look evil, who does it report to, etc.) With the right "motivation" it would sing like a canary. Start with its paws. Then WATER-BOARD IT!
philhellenes 2 years ago
Doesn't this damned thing remind you of the creepy Teddy bear character in that movie A-I?
Christheatheist1 2 years ago
I'd say crucify it....
tattooskin72 2 years ago
Crucify it!
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
*ARGH* Its blasphemey against Arctolatry.
Everyone ease up, Ted is innocent, an needs professional help, in being de-programmed. Instead of going dark ages on the misguided, turn this as a example to others. I'm with 2b, since I'd need to blow the dust off the tombs of knowledge covering the electronics, and even longer aquiring the tools for such a operation to be successful, in ridding the bear's false memories
horny4bears 2 years ago
you could have a hacker geek like me change the audio to say something COMPLETELY different - and then return it to the store. hahahahaha.
but i do like 2b's suggestion the most.
onlywhenprovoked 2 years ago
I like 2bsirius' suggestion of removing the talk-box and letting him live a full life in the hands of a deserving child. But I must also admit that the idea of dressing him as a witch and burning him at the stake as he says his lines, then (with editing help) screams a death rattle as he melts completely would assuage my sense of justice, a little at least.
renegade4dio 2 years ago
what good parent would ever buy such a fucked up bear :s
you only threw it.... why not set it on fire!
BURN IT
MsAntitheist 2 years ago
One that was more than likely indoctrinated themselves, unfortunately.
mconn2112 2 years ago
Katalyzt, I'm sure you have a sharp knife nearby. My vote is to put it to good use. But beware the flaggers. Doing so may put your channel in jeopardy. fivefav.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
^I have to agree.
tiggeromega 2 years ago
I say burn the thing. At least you will get some light and heat from it.
PaganRon 2 years ago
*****
My suggestion: Take the little shirt off poor Noah and remove his talk box. Sew him back up, and then donate him to a drive for deprived kids. I can see him in five years, dirty with one eye carried around by some little girl who thinks of him as her secular buddy...Just a thought though...
2bsirius 2 years ago 3
Just have to add that if you decide to go with my solution, let me know, and I'll send you a new t-shirt for the bear previously know as Noah with my channel motto on it:
Don't agree. Find out.
2bsirius 2 years ago
My inclination was to chop it up into little bits, but I like 2bsirius's suggestion - I second it!
You can burn and chop up the voice box and shirt ...
give the rest to a child who will love it and never be harmed by it.
farvision 2 years ago
that is scary bran Wash of kids .would just cut it up with sesrs, or spray paint satin love you too ,just for shit and giggle. make a voodoo doll out of it ,use it for knife throwing practices : )have fun
kateam1975 2 years ago
Hang it in a tree outside a church building. Leave a little note saying the noose was hand tied by God.
NoWittyNamesLeft 2 years ago
Would be interesting to see him in a new little T-shirt, with perhaps a Carl Sagan voice recording rewired into his furry little body.
No idea how one would go about doing this, but would at least save this little bear from a life of bull shit =)
Good find!
ulthea 2 years ago
I would burn it, then give the remains to a Theist. Glad to see a video from you again, Katalyzt.
windexfighter77 2 years ago
In my humble opinion, you should remake it with a pastafarian theme.
"Noodlymade by the FSM."
But no. Give it to a theist friend with a child so the child can get a head-start on getting tired of the same trite, meaningless BS.
lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago