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  • "It is easier for a meatball to pass through the eye of a tornado than for a confused man to enter the Kingdom of Pasta."

    - ProvHerbs 3:40

    Accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Saviour now, and you shall be granted passage into His divine, eternal Kingdom of Pasta. However, if you heathens will continue to deny His Noodly Existence, you will be damned to the deepest part of Hell, where the beer is the stalest, the hookers have the most STDs, and not a pirate is to be seen.

    RAmen!

  • well I am extremly offended by 'when'..you will burn in a thousand fires for that word..only heathens use that word. When the elders arise you will...Uh whats that? I used the word, well damn, *dragged off*

  • "when made up gods collide" i find this extremely offensive.

  • Made up? MADE UP!? WHAT ARE YOU SPEAKING OF, HEATHEN!?

  • That unicorn was supposed to invisible...

  • quiote obviously Invisible Pink Unicorn won

  • SPAGHETTI MONSTER WINS !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • this is just ridiculous.

    neither the flying spaghetti monster nor the invisible pink unicorn exist.

    the true saviour of mankind is raptor jesus, sent by the furry rainbow t-rex, our lord and saviour who died for our lols.

  • FSM, may I be touched with his Noodly Appendage, created the invisible pink unicorn to be sent to earth for humans sin. IPU's disiples were obviously my little ponies.

  • DoomKnight will kill them both with his ass!

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  • I thought FSM was going to give corny a hug...

  • the unicorn seems to be a muslim

  • @sonny01red don't disgrace the pink unicorn please

  • "The end is nigh"

    Shouldn't that be "The end is neigh"?

  • Everytime science says one thing then another scientist says something else. So called science has said so many different pharmaceuticals are helpful and then they are always taken off the market in a couple years after making everyone sick. Science also says GMO food is safe yet it breaks down into alien amino acids and causes new weird cancers. Science says vaccines are healthy then science also says the mercury and aluminum in the vaccines causes autism.

  • @mustaffa1611 you are confusing science with capitalism.

  • @andrearoll79 Please explain how...

  • what the fuck did I just watch... and why are the top 2 comments written by people on crack?

  • this firm truly shows the superiority of the Pink Invisible Unicorn.. praise her holy hoofs.

    as the invisible unicorn is infinite and eternal, (unlike the Flying Spaghetti Monster) she can simply blow things up and run away...!

    did anyone see her running?? exactly! cause you can't see her!

    muahahahaha

  • 1st- Why can we see the invisible pink unicorn?

    2nd- the video description... "When made up god collide" ? aren't they all?

  • @RaitoDenki

    i think you are running out of oxygen.

  • @PanORotta

    cool story bro.

  • @RaitoDenki

    bout your 1st comment

    you see, the unicorn is too smart to wast its powers against a simple spaghetti monster.

    so she placed a bate.

    as we can see, YOU defiantly don't think with spaghetti.

  • It's blasphemy to draw the Invisible Pink Unicorn you infidel!

  • i find this funny cause im athiest

  • so the invisible unicorn is muslim?

  • @NegaAndrejborg No. It's bipolar.

  • What's the problem with those anoodlists here? They insist in saying our all benevolent Flying Spaghetti Monster lord doesn't exist.

    Creation blaspheming their creator? Absurd!

    I dare you anoodlists prove our Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist!

    There's still time for forgiveness...

    Slackers 1:51–52

    "Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.."

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  • obviously you havent been touched by his noodly appendages

  • now y wud any believe in a invisable so called pink unicorn u cant see it and there more proff to fsm

  • "Made up?"  What gives you the idea the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up? God in three persons, Jesus Christ--both made up. FSM? Real.

  • How dare you make fun of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You're going to the hell, where the beer has no alcool and the strippers have STD

  • you forgot the christian god... i thought you were naming the made up gods...

  • IMPASTAOR! That wasn't the real FSM! Also, I could see that unicorn..... 

  • It's blasphemy to draw the invisible pink unicorn you infidels.

  • How do you know its pink if its invisible?

  • @Freesubs71 How do you know if a rock is so heavy that it is heavy unlike heavy in different places because gravity affects pink and invisible draw god true savior?

    I bet you can't answer that!

  • @4FunPlayin Its easy, heres my answer: Cause it is. HAHA you didnt say i had to answer it right!

  • @Freesubs71 faith

  • Jesus is a pussy, and the bible confirms it! Love an peace, what's all that crap?!? All hail Beelzebub, our TRUE God and Saviour

  • Made up gods? All gods are made up.

  • true

  • @gunslinger97658 You know what, you're right! What have we done?!

  • Hmmm.... the pink unicorn is going to turn the flying spaghetti monster into the universe's biggest plate of Chef Boyardee's Spaghetti and Meatball microwavable dinner tonight, but will die enjoying it. xD

  • This was hilarious. So the flying spaghetti monster is god and the invisible pink unicorn is the devil. LOL.

  • i could go for some pasta right now

  • you forgot the noodly ones balls of meaty goodness.

  • Pink Unicorns: the real terrorists!!!

  • @gunslinger97658 what'd you imply? The spaghetti monster is ridiculous... I mean, who in sane concience would believe that? Pink unicorn is the one and only deity around.

    I used to be Buddhist btw Just found it too frivolous and futile.

  • I hope you are kidding with the buddhist thing.

  • Well, obviously this educational video shows us that the invisible pink unicorn was afraid of The true saviour, The Flying Spaghetti monster and blew himself up before being touched my The Saviour's Noodly Appendage.

    as a pastafarian myself i thank the FSM for creating me and all that i see and feel.

    Praise the Pirates and The FSM

    The Saviour has spoken! RA-MEN!

  • @TheOldCripple

    hehe. You remind of my old Past-ur XP My old highschool had a Pastafarian club.

  • His Holyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not dead. His Holyness has the power to create oneself out of the nothingness with superior power. No other god can do that. To be serious there are no other gods than his Holyness. But of course you know that already cause you are not stupid. If not convert to Pastafarianism now. Ramen. May the noodle be with you ever. Ramen

  • later though the flying spaghetti monster emerges from the ashes and sends us Chuck Norris his only son to save us all from sin.

  • All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  • Meatballs 22: 6 thou shalt not eat pasta's on friday.

  • That's not what FSM looks like

  • And this is supposed to happen on 21st of December 2012?

  • When made up gods collide? Wheres that christ deity?

  • Who would win, FSM oder IPU?

    CTHULHU!

  • FSM must be crucified

  • This is blasphemy! GOD created the heavens and the earth, the sun and the stars, and the galaxies (all 200 billion of them, with some 10 billion stars each) for the amusement of human scientists (which God created to)!!! God created this just as a pretty background for us humans on planet Earth. Anyone who cannot see this proof of Gods greatness will burn in hell for eternity! Any questioning of His intent only serves to prove His infinite wisdom in these creations! I will pray for you all!

  • @Hopefulfilment Oh hai you must be new here

  • @Aloradelyda O hi! Saw your comment in the inbox and couldn't for the life of me remember what you could be responding to.. eeh.. well.. this is a bit embarrassing.. actually.. I posted that after reading too many similar posts on other vids. It was meant as a creationist type response with built in debunking and irony thingy, but reading it now I see I look more like a rampaging asshole. :P Love your good-natured response to it :) Yup, pretty new.. made up of 14 billion years old stars though

  • @Aloradelyda Also, it might have been after coming home from a party...

  • @MultiPaulinator

    I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with His noodly appendage. Your imaginary Pink Unicorn is ridiculous AND invisible (that's the same as him not existing).. I have just watched a YouTube video of our beloved FSM (PBUH) climbing over a rooftop in Germany.. What more proof do blashphemers like you require before you have to break down and repent!

    Ramen brothers

  • invisible pink unicorns are just ridiculous

  • shouldn't the invisible pink unicorn be... invisible?

  • @Palafico3

    That is what I was wondering.

  • @gunslinger97658: itz already happening all i want to know iz who made it up!

  • The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a false prophet REPENT!!! The FlyingSpaghettiMonster is god R'AMEN!!!

  • The Invisible Pink Unicorn definitely won that one and survived the destruction of the planet. You FSMers are just too arrogant and close-minded to realize that the Holy Cookbook was actually how to properly cook and prepare an Invisible Pink Unicorn that you've just given birth to and killed. It sounds gruesome, but it is the holy way of the Unicorn. I only pray that you one day come to realize this before its too late.

  • if pink unicorn is invisible?? how did i see it in this video??? MIRACLE!!!

  • Hm... this is a revelation to me. FSM with sharpened teeth...

    This must mean that the FSM is not only noodly delicious but also has a bite!

  • Aww .. The Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPI) & the Flying Sphaghetti monster (FSM) aren't like that! They'd make love not war! Why not do that as a cartoon clip! ;-)

    Also, how did we suddenly get to close to Saturn?

    Nah, I liked it - LOL.

  • Let me explain how dumb you are: You use this idiotic Richard DUH-kins illustration to ridicule Creationists, but it's actually evolutionists who believe in a flying spaghetti monster. You see, Creationists believe in animals that exist today, not those that WILL evolve like you believe. YOU believe that animals can give rise to something completely different than themselves. So, FOR YOU, a flying spaghetti monster can evolve. "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools!" Romans 1: 22.

  • @tamarind777 No. The point is humans invent religions and chritianity looks like just another one with no objective thing established it as anything but mythological

  • @truevoiceofsanity

    I get it the first time. I wanted to make a point that evolutionists are REALLY the ones who believe in a LITERAL flying spaghetti monster. They do. Christians don't. Furthermore, Jesus is NOT mythological. If you think he is, then history is not your friend. He is written about in tons of extra-biblical resources. What's not objective about a literal, historical person? In fact, evolution is what lacks objectivity. Everything about it is a myth. It's certainly not science.

  • @tamarind777 The point of the flying spagetti monster thing is that they don't believe in it; they do believe in Spaghetti which can be eaten and is real. Jesus may have been historical but its very difficult to prove that he was. Most of the writings about Jesus were written by Christians. We don't have any direct independent evidence for his birth, death, or arrest.

  • @tamarind777

    2 things.

    1. the fact that you believe that 'evolutionists' actually believe in FSM is preposterous. They would only say the believe in it to be ironic. which in itself is ironic, since you if are gullible enough to believe that evolutionists /actually/ believe in a physical FSM just goes to show how gullible you are to believe in every word the bible declares to be truth

    2. Stating that evolution isn't scientifically based is ludicrous. seek help immediately. that's all I can fit

  • How dare you insult my religion! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is NOT MADE UP. He and his great noodliness is REAL!

    I have total faith in his existence, and you cant disprove he exists! You should be thrown into a strainer for your heresy!

    Oh F.S.M., bless us, your true believers! Ramen.

  • @TheGameMouse im hungry too

  • This is blasphemy for all members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

  • FSM is real, but Invisible Pink Unicorn is not! FSM has a book and a prophet, do they have a book too? of course not!

  • Furthermore, I will give you 'proof' of the FSM existence with scripture. As if that was proof of anything at all. Q.E.D. Motherfuckers.

  • THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE FSM EXISTENCE!!! Anyone who denies this is a fool, because here is the proof in this fifty second video. What? You say that is ridiculous? HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE MY SMALL MINDED VIEW OF EVERYTHING?!? You know what this means right??? You are going to burn for eternity. Sorry, that's just the facts. What? You oppose my opinion with 'factual logic'? Then you are supporting hell!!! HELL SUPPORTER!!! Your 'scientific logic' is meaningless!!! Burn!!!

  • If it requires faith to believe in the FSM (blessed be his noodles), and this video PROVES that the FSM (blessed be his noodles) exists, thus making faith unnessessary, that would mean that this video, by proving the existance of the FSM (blessed be his noodles), disproves the FSM's (blessed be his noodles) existance?

    It would therefore follow that only by not knowing if the FSM (blessed be his noodles) exists can we believe in him...

    Your brother in a basil and tomato sauce,

    Waltham

  • @Waltham1892 haha, Hitchhikers Guide logic much...

  • @Metanator If you mean the writings of St. Adams, yes...

  • @Waltham1892

    LOL, Douglas Adams, patron saint of the Galaxy

  • Okay what other religion but the true christian faith offers a savior to people? What other religion is constantly attacked by athiests and scientist but Christianity? When had the bible EVER been proven wrong? When has ANY near death experience include anything but a heaven, hell, and/or Jesus? What other religious book ever describe in such detail the end of the world but the bible? what other faith drastically changed people positively but faith in the Lord Jesus Christ.?

  • @AZcristian623, dang, your humor is subtle!

  • @AZcristian623, your humor is so subtle I almost missed it!

  • @simplulo -_____-

  • @AZcristian623 I will give you 1.000.000 if you prove that god does not look like Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  • @Zoric150 -______-

  • @AZcristian623 all you have to say is that? nothing?? When you put an argument on an atheist he fights with another argument. When an atheist puts an argument on a christian.. He's just like -_____-... "Well, thats called fate". Why the fck would you even start an argue. I hope I burn in hell for eternity.

  • @Zoric150 th burning is not the worst part. its the horifid feeling of being eternaly seperated from your creater

  • @AZcristian623 firstly, to make an argument, learn english. Secondly, there is no creator.

  • @Zoric150 Why do you want to start an argument you mindless puppet? and how about we wait until you die so i can see you in hell, that way we know who really was right

  • @AZcristian623 Oh gosh.

  • @AZcristian623 Bible? Oh yeah. Pics or it didn't happen.

  • @flyingspagetti "blessed are those who have faith and have never seen me"

  • @AZcristian623 replying with quotes from the bible? Let's say a common quote from there which also appeared in hellraiser movies: "Thou shall not bow down before any graven images". Well, as i see it all americans and other pseudo-christians except the orthodox christians (like in my country) have statues of god,jesus and Mary. That means you are all damned? And do not think I'm counter-attacking you, just proving the inevitable.

  • @flyingspagetti srbija?

  • @flyingspagetti I don't worship Mary im not a Catholic Idolater, i have never seen statues of Jehovah, my God, and I dont worship statues of Jesus, again i am not Catholic

  • @AZcristian623 Do you even see how that sentence has absolutely no logic? I have just told you, you're gonna end up this conversation by saying "Thats called faith". Either you are heavenly stupid, or you're a heavenly troll. Oh gosh, I'm wasting time on this.

  • @Zoric150 Why are you getting mad or anoyed? Its quite amusing reading ur comments xD hahaha

  • @joaquin1527 -___- sigh*

  • how dare you make fun of my savior

  • Nothing made up about them

  • bit racist

  • @chrisvanwilson

    >description implies other gods are not made up by definition when in fact they are

  • why do i get the feeling that 1000 years in the future people will actually consider this a religion and kill over it? LOL

  • @gunslinger97658 i know right...

  • @gunslinger97658 i would

  • @gunslinger97658 its a real religion now! and its one of the most peaceful in the world zero followars have died or killed over or for it

  • @gunslinger97658 This is a real religion

  • @gunslinger97658 The flying flying spaghetti monster is real. Indeed. There is no doubt about it. Nope not one. SHAUN THE DISBELIEVERS

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  • This is tantamount to sacrilege, depicting the almighty in such a way, pure blasphemy! I shall find the creator of this horrendously offensive cartoon and declare a fatwa unto them and that death must befall them for mocking our saviour and creator - Think that sounds ridiculous? Then so does influencing, persuading, harming, coercing, manipulating and brainwashing people through any other religion, nothing other then the obvious satire of the FSM makes it any less credible then Jesus or Allah

  • wat i didnt get it

  • TO ALL NON-BELIEVERS: the fact the unicorn is simultaeneously pink AND invisible merely demonstrates is raw awesomeness and clearly underlines her divinity. feast your mortal being with spaghetti, immortal soul with IPU!!!

  • if the unicorn is invisible how do you know its pink?

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  • I will pray for you while drinking beer and watching strippers

  • when did "um" become "erm"? stupid.

  • You will burn in rice hell for making such a blasphemous depiction of the one true PROVEN god FSM. I pray you never see the beer volcano. R'amen

  • dude y was the unciorn visible? btw who should i belive the ipu or spafgeti monster i dont wana burn in tamatoe sauce but i dont want to be mamed i think ill do both 2 b safe :)

  • I don't think the Flying Spaghetti monster is happy about how you made him. Well expect stale beer and STD strippers when you die.

  • Armaghetton

  • who the fuck puked out the spaghetti monster, and the unicorn isnt invisible.........u suck...wheres the FSM's balls?

    HE NEEDS HIS BALLS!!! i call a rematch because of lack of balls! FSM FTW

  • Why does the FSM looks like melted shit... and why is the "Invisible pink unicorn" not invisible -_-

  • @VTEEable Those are very good questions, but then again the FSM is also invisible so in this sad portrayal of the holy noodlage why isn't he invisible as well as the "invisible pink unicorn"?

  • @karn33333 I agree, you really aint able to make these kind of videos, since no one have never actually seen any of those and therefor it´s impossible to judge how they look

  • @VTEEable they always portray the FSM as the long spaghetti noodles i personally make my spaghetti with macaroni noodles and since the FSM is invisible he could be made out of any number or possibly combination of noodles. the monster in this video must be the VISIBLE FLYING CHEESE MONSTER but i doubt he has pirates so he can go suck on a potato.

  • Oh!!! The insible pink unicorn is a suicide bomber. Now I understand. The universe makes so much sense to me now.

  • Ya, how can you leave out the meatballs??? That's like leaving out 2 parts of the trinity...

  • @aeroshock1 the meatballs is one part, the sauce is the third of the trinity. :)

  • This is amazing ^.^ I love it.

    The spaghetti god reminded me of a monster from power puff girls =D

  • i despise Flying Spaghetti Monster. he is horrible to have taken the spotlight from Chuck Norris. lol.

  • Don't joke about this, it is our apocalypse

  • some people are just plain retarded

  • Question: If the unicorn is invisible, how do you know it's pink??? @(o.O)@

  • What the heck? Is this religion about spaghetti or pirates? people say the decline of pirates has caused weakness in the flying spaghetti monster or something. But pirates have only been around for a few hundred years. So how did the flying spaghetti monsterhave any power in the day of no pirates?

  • @waynetilbury Dude, it's a religion. It doesn't have to make sense. People will believe it no matter what XD

  • @waynetilbury because the flying spaghetti monster created the universe a few hundred years ago, but he tampered with carbon dating to make it appear as if the earth was much older.

    because he likes to mess with your head, RAmen.

  • Fucking unicorns

  • D:

    I can see the Invisible Pink Unicorn? ..Is the apocalypse arriving.

  • better said:

    great animating but sad sad story.

  • meeeee

  • So apparently that was the big bang?

    I guess evolution comes in afterwards and makes us xD

  • His Noodliness is all powerful. He touched my mind and heart with His noodly appendage and He will always succeed against His antagonists. Ramen!

  • in the words of the black knight,

    alright then, call it a draw....

  • FOOLS!!

    mere explosives can not destroy the FSM!!

  • This is a disgrace to the all mighty F.S.M. 1st off F.S.M has two meat balls, and you totaly left them out. And everyone knows the invisible pink unicorn is SO FAKE.

  • and so is the FSM

    why the fuk u worship food

  • @HamdanTheGamer I don't you idiot. It was a joke.

  • watch my refuting video

  • @Reaper84848 RAmen! This video is blasphemous.

  • @Reaper84848 the meatballs were his eyes

  • Great soundtrack. It was on the Ren & Stimpy show all the time. A perfect fit.

  • lol religion rather destroy the world then face reality. great vid lol

  • I find this material blasphemous, if I was a disbeliever I would have flagged this video. But since Pastafarians believe in freedom of speech I will not, but I will still tell that what you did here is wrong.

    I pray to FSM for your salvation, repent, repent! REPENT!

    Ramen.

  • @PassionForPasta Fuck the FSM, Long Live the Invisible Pink Unicorn, and blessed be her hooves.