The Ego Answers - Part 4

[RabbidSquirrel556]

An absolute master at story telling.

[ZagsRag]

Even though you haven't made a video in a while. I still like to watch this on occasion. COME BACK.

[CorkPhop]

I have faped all my life......Like I was like 4 and I would "hump". I never got over that. It eventually lead to faping.

[MajorSamsquamch]

Cops are always visually profiling. I dress like a typical metalhead, much like most of my friends. Cops have constantly just assumed that we mean trouble. Fuck them.

[CorkPhop]

@MajorSamsquamch Same here. I wear all black all the time and have a mohawk, they constantly harass me. What's funny is I used to skate late at night in the same parking lot every single day. The security guard for the neighborhood saw me and didn't care. The one day I happened to have my mohawk spiked up, I got the cops call on me and was harassed by three of them when they showed up. One claimed that he had seen me before, though I never had previous issue with cops.

[MajorSamsquamch]

@CorkPhop It's got to be worse for me because I live in Canada, where the cops should be a little more leniant. But no, apparantly if you have a badge, it comes with a stick up your ass.

[MrBrooksGrant]

Can I call you paullie pj?

[TheMadnessFlow]

this video was fucking insanely funny

[blahdob]

Oh you put the jerkins back

[Grif2112]

What's even more embarassing than your parents walking in on you masterbating. It's them walking in and hearing Paul tell his story about it.

[crablord]

While that last story was fucking hilarious, I gotta say...I didn't believe it. It could be totally true, and if so, I'm a dick. But I could buy it up until you said he grabbed you mid-air and started humping you in flight. Everything was too perfect (as you said, straight out of a movie).

In my mind, your storytelling history precedes you.

[CorkPhop]

@crablord Well, I have a few family members that are quite the story tellers as well. Typically their stories are true, but often overly exaggerated to make them more entertaining. Not saying this is what Paul does. But I am skeptical about how much is just an exaggeration.

[117gotmilk]

21:10

[xxNewAbortionxx]

Hahahahahahaahaaa omg laughing so hard irl xD These stories were some of the funniest shit i've heard in a loong time!!!!

[MrCombineGuy]

The first one isn't a homosexual experience, due to the mind of the child. A 5 year old child have no idea that a penis is a private matter and that an ass also is private. It's actutally not rare for this to happen for ya as a kid.

The second one. It is very complex, but since i don't have many letters left, im gonna be frank. Sortof. Your friend was drunk and people do stupid shit when they are drunk. However it's rare to try to rape someone whos not opposite of their gender and their friend.

[Finiras]

i rofled at the screwdriver story

[Wyrmnax]

If your wife doesnt want you to masturbate because she is there, then you should be able to sex her any and every time you want to masturbate.

[QRS666]

This has probably been said already but was it not John Rawls that coined what you paraphrased in the video? I think it was a part of his "Veil of Ignorance" theory. Like that theory alot :) As usual, a very interesting video from you btw. You are one of the few sane people left in this world I think ;)

[HellisListening1]

OOOOOOH FUCK THAT WOULD SUCK AT 29:00 OMG

[HellisListening1]

OOOOOOH FUCK THAT WOULD SUCK AT 29:00 OMG

[HellisListening1]

FAVE THIS VIDEO EVERYBODY THUMPS VIDEO UP AND MAKE MORE COMMENTS LIKE THIS IF ALL OF US DOO THIS HE GETS ON FRONT PAGE

[Isosyth]

5:45

Wow, seems like a pretty nice guy

5:52

knew it wouldn't last long.

[thekillerdinamo]

wayland you crazy bastard

[MrMarioTheBig]

God damn you're good at telling stories. I usually have another window open while I'm watching YouTube vids but I was just so entranced by your story that I ended up giving my full attention to it. The suspense was so thick, it was literally like watching a movie. You sir, have a real talent. Please continue making videos for a long time.

[bohrokking]

could you imagine having to take a shit with that song in the backround

[TheGreatOldOnes]

@bohrokking Do it for real? It IS possible

[bohrokking]

@TheGreatOldOnes nvm you missed the poit-_-



[painterQjensen]

another young fking teenager im subscribing to, you kids are making me feel old in years not only in mind, heard the name pauls ego alot but for some odd reason i must have become a masicist, just watched your answers part5 and im half way trough part4, yeah, I think Ill subscribe always good to have someone to listen to while wasting my life playing games.

[TornadoCreator]

I'm shocked you're still friends with that guy. He basically tried to rape you, I'd want him dead after that, I'd have just flown into a rage and beat him till he stopped moving. You're a more forgiving guy than most, I sincerely hope he attempted to make ammends for this.

[0zMovies]

20:14 - A quote from John Rawles

[GiantDanish]

Holy fuck the fact you singled out Tristram from Diablo II increased my respect for you by several magnitudes.

[DarkMatter2525]

So you literally gave a flying fuck. Nice.

[MasterGamerZs]

@DarkMatter2525 Love your vids :P

[dkdavid721]

i really hope the people leaving insulting comments are trolling... who the fuck do you think you are? demanding that put up videos faster. You should be thankful that he's making videos at all, you selfish fucks

[MasterGamerZs]

@dkdavid721 To me it looked like he took it as a compliment, as his videos were good enough for people to "demand" them.

[katmannsson]

Gerudo Valley Bottom Line, Not a Moron, I just have a differing opinion

[kabadabadysh]

WTF, 3 weeks.. More, you fat whore

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

The intro threat was so fucking funny!

[1stindianonthemoon]

Hey Paul, you can like- do your video, like- whenever, man. It's cool man, I'll just watch some of your other stuff in the mean time. Take care.

[RageAgainstTheTards]

Nice video.

P.s. if you don't make another one im going to fucking gag rape you.

[Daverdare]

dude, 2 weeks without a new video.I'll be your next waylon if you don't get your ass up.

[ikutsu2001]

You tell the best stories Paulius! Seriously, I really look forward to these Q/A vids because there's always good stories in them.

[ItsMeDauntless]

Hey you fat fuck you better make another fucking video soon or I swear I'll slit your dogs anus into the shape of a cross.

[MaidenKSSL]

Where's the new fucking video faggot, it's been 2 weeks.

[opiumsick]

@ 35:02

Bullshit!! What was it?

[dalektaliban]

that akward moment when your drunk freind wants to rape you

[MrMoe160]

Paul, remember your mother. Nice lady....shame if anything would happen to her. Now, fatass you are going to make the next part...now, unless, of course you want your mother AND yourself eating trough a straw for the rest of your lives....

i'm just fucking with you ^_^

take your time.

just not to long....

MrMoe, from Norway

[TheTako400]

Paul, you have an amazing story-telling talent. At first I thought you just had a few good stories to tell but as I watched more and more of these answering videos, I noticed the trend in all your stories. You capture them really well and I applaud you for that.

[marcus8374]

It is called a rape face.

[infomaster4]

Hey fat boy, hey, listen. I know here you live, and more to the point i know where your parents live. In-fact, I'm sitting out in-front of there house right now watching your mom put her hair into a bun. She just got out off the shower. Such a nice lady, it be a shame if anything where to happen to her. Your gonna make that vi- DON'T TALK, don't say a goddamn word I didn't say you could talk. Your gonna make that video, or your moms gonna be, shall we say, 'unhappy'.

[infomaster4]

Hey paul, hey fat ass, just kidding! jk bro. uh whens that video coming...i mean if you could give us an idea, but anyways take your time, love your stuff.

[iosuVakerizzo]

So how long do we have to wait for the next part muthafucker?

[BIOSHIT]

Upload the naxt vid fatty!

[MjXllcommando]

ive always had shit with cops too, i have long hair and i dont dress like a rich kid like everyone else in my town, so they stop me and ask me where im going and what im doing all the time, sometimes theyre nice, sometimes they're like that guy you described. UNATCO THEME FUCK YES HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT FUCKING SONG!

[tubes17]

I'm a kid on Christmas morning every time you upload a new video.

[GunShard]

Paul needs his own radio show. :]

[TheGeneralBurn]

now THAT was the longest rape story of all time

[oeruli]

Actually, I wouldn't know if I were the type of person who goes insane when drunk because I have never been drunk. Should I half fuck myself?... what would that even be like?

[Erverino]

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[johnnywhack]

What a wonderful and personal story. Thank you for sharing your experiences. I think we've all had those moments, and it's so funny to re-live them via your story. Thank you.

[VonManavis]

Tracer Tong says hi!

[enyvl]

Wow that cop in your first story sounds like a real shithead.

Anyway amazing video Paul, your storytelling is so spectacular that I always feel like I was there. Thanks for sharing your stories mate!

[ElegeantFencer]

@enyvl The cop was a pedo trying to hit on the girl, and he was jealous because he thought Paul was so sexy looking that the only probable thing going through his mind was that Paul was probably the girl's boyfriend. Damn horny cops.

[MrHunterBaby]

@55:51 lol the im going to put my dick in your ass look >8{

[ElectrumZephyr]

Jergen the gherkin.

[jackkrauser92]

Paul, I think your political stance can best be represented by John Rawls "Veil of Ignorance".

[TehNetherlands]

There are few people who can talk for an hour straight without losing my attention. Kudos. Looking forward to the next part. :D

[SkidRowRadio]

OMG HAHAHAHAH!! i LOLd for real so much at the screwdriver story.. hahaahah! XD

[iHillman]

these are the best videos ever 

[RascalFascal]

´´no dude I changed my mind.I wanna fuck you in the ass´´ hahahahahaha soooo epic.please show a photograph of this guy in your next video,paul!!!

[MisterChartreuse]

Fucking hilarious from start to finish. You remind me a lot of Louis CK in this vid.

[mpdanna53]

Dude you are a great story teller, very talented, You kept my attention for the full length of the video. As for what you went though as a young man, you cant make that shit up, i commend you for being honest and also to say all of us males went though alost like times when we were growing up, your video held my interest for the entire. I am now subbed! lol

[liveyoungdiefast91]

27:28 Yes!

I jack every night to get to sleep, sometimes I'm not even horny. It helps with sleep so much.

[jadapac43]

I have found myself listening to a grown man telling stories about himself fapping.

Fucking internet.

[BIOSHIT]

Upload the next vid you fat fuck!

[fuck1929]

That ass rape story was great XD I cry laughing.

[BeastsofEngland]

Paul, you're a natural raconteur.

[hunterW1134]

hahahaha that masturbation bit was so fucking funny

[wowyoursupercool]

This is the first Pauls Ego video I've seen, and I knew going into it that it would be similar to the Amazing Atheist but the first few minutes seems just like one of the Amazing Atheists question videos I've seen.

[Derka33]

Paul, make some shirts

"Good ol' Jerkins"

then put a silhouette of a lotion bottle on the front

[neversurdender]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE STORY ABOUT THE JERGENS OMFG I LOVE YOU PAUL

[neversurdender]

im loling and im like 6mins in Paul i think your amazing.

[sanchez2021]

@dab0r I don't think it's adrenaline that gets released. It your body's natural endorphins that relax you and make you feel awesome that are released..... Among other things xD

[CoobieIncubator]

I'm waiting impatiently for the next part.

[DoctorMeh]

Still friends with that guy? Christ.

[dab0r]

Gotta ask, how the fuck do you nap after just getting a bit of adrenaline in your system?

[WishIess]

This is the greatest video of all time.

[NeoBattousaiGX]

I don't think that was gay, considering you didn't want it and there was no sexual attraction from either side, just some dumbfuck drunkard being just that.

[TheGeneralBurn]

That was the longest rape story of all time

[thesam00]

UNATCO Theme kicks ASS. Always dug that tune. Great choice.

[luigisopa]

That last story should have been in "Hangover 2"

xD brilliant story telling

[ajronmejden]

Paul, your stories and the way you tell them is amazing! Seriously. You pick all the right words at given times and I could listen to you all day long. And even though I'm a straight guy, I think I can honestly say that I love you but on a mental level (as in: your mind is sexy:D). Thanks for being on YT!

[Domzdream]

I listened to the Tristram soundtrack. It's amazing!

[mynameisjonas45]

Paulsego sounds like Dane Cook. Thankfully, he's a lot funnier.

[BleachKiki]

I don't think that was gay experience. I think that was just....rape

[BleachKiki]

@BleachKiki a* gay

dammit freakin typos

[OMFGITZFUNNEH]

You have had a homosexual experience, a pretty ROFLZORZROFLCOPTOR one

[badnewsBH]

Some truly brilliant stuff there, Paul. Keep it up. :)

[bishop8000]

You're a damn good storyteller.

[JohnOBrienMusic]

You are the best storyteller I've ever heard.

[LifeIsWorthLosing87]

Your Waylon voice impression reminds me of the "gingers do have souls." kid.

[TheGreyDaisy]

Yay, I'm cool! :D

[dalektaliban]

DAMMIT FORGOT TO ASK A QUESTION

[Mithcoriel]

Did that cop realize you were the woman's son? Surely he'd have been embarassed for his speech if she'd told him.

[U4rikmind]

i think I saw you somewhere with all those piercings on your face. you scared the shit out of me.

[XjamsterhfcX]

that had to be the most funny video iv'e ever watched XD

[Din0Pancak3]

I had to pause the video after your demonic Ribbit so that I could breathe I was laughing so hard

[srspower]

dude, you got raped!

[Moneycube]

This is what comes with fame paul. 

[lolraptourz]

cool as it is that your wife is cool with you beating off, i heard of one guy who had a chick whose mantra was "if he's jerkin it, i must not be doing my job". luckiest man on the planet.

[unicyclepeon]

Man. I am vengeful so I would have demanded that my friends hold him down while I beat the shit out of him with a crowbar. Or if they wouldnt, next time he passed out, even if it was 2 years later, dude would get a serious unconscious beating.

[21alt3go]

Q AND A WITH YOUR WAIFU

[matereymate]

omg that other kid sodomized you .............. not sure if I should laugh or not.......

[GrimInstincts]

Dude, this is messed up, I know, and i'll admit it. I'm only 15, and had 8, yes, 8 shots, and a few beers with my friend. (Who's name is Jon) and we were just laughing like crazy, not loud, just chill. Good memories though.

[fivesilvercoins]

lol, i laughed my ass off to this. i gotta say though, guys often have the strangest view of homosexual experiences. it's about what you've found yourself turned on to, not whether or not you've been touched inappropriately (or been half raped in mid air, which, i gotta say, is rather impressive) by a person of the same sex. you can take cock every day and not be a fag. you'd be either a rape victim or a whore. so no, not a gay moment, Paul, as evidently you didn't enjoy it. XD

[satan31337]

fallout 1 or 2 has awsome back ground music.. so does the game quake (original) trent reznor stuff

[iamluchune]

haha, tags



[palinsextape]

wow

[xentech]

Paulsego wants TJ

[MmmBrowneisMmm]

1:01:47

[bishop8000]

Dude... Paul. Your wife doesn't "catch" you jacking off, she walks in and accepts the invitation to join or not.  Either way, look her in the eye and don't stop. Seriously.

[GaaraLee3]

I just thought about Paul's dick for 15 full minutes.

[lotanddaughters]

"They come home and watch 6 hours of atheism on YouTube."

LOL! That sounds like me!

[Shalek]

ASS RAPE NOISES.

[AhcriSlate]

"And I still don't know who put the screwdriver in my ass" XD

[therealeeeo]

The Waylon story literally had me in tears.

[1stCainite]

You really shouldn't rub cops, they don't like that, in general.

[VillainsVindication]

...demon frog...

[opticrainbow]

I have about 15 answers, and 15 Billion new questions.

[CognitiveApprentice]

@36:55 if you wanna skip the jerking-off stuff

[PaulsEgo]

@CognitiveApprentice Are you implying, sir or madam, that some people may not be interested in my masturbatory history? How dare you!

[CognitiveApprentice]

@PaulsEgo There may be some people... for myself, on the other hand, I put that shit on repeat.

[b1ackic3]

@PaulsEgo DO MORE VIDEOS FAT MAN , MAKE US LAUGH

;D

[travman1987]

@CognitiveApprentice Skipping ANY of pauls videos by even a fraction of a second deprives you of greater knowledge and a normal sized cock.

[Domzdream]

@CognitiveApprentice

Are ya kidding?? That's like the best story out of this whole clip man. Can you not relate??

[Domzdream]

@CognitiveApprentice

Ok. It's the2nd best one. I frigging loved the bit where Paul's about to get ass-raped haha!

[ChrisCummins]

@CognitiveApprentice 1:03:34 if you wanna skip the good stuff...

[iPhap]

Do you spell his name Gaylon? That'd be pretty appropriate.

[Daverdare]

>yfw you realize that waylon is the brother of gaylen...

[AmGoDDoGmA]

Here's a question for you Paul... have you ever took acid or magic mushrooms?

[EikC]

I like how the video instantly stooped to discussing gay stuff. Oh, internet, you crazy!

[AmGoDDoGmA]

You are fucking hilarious Paul!

[northstarprod]

If anyone one would go "HEY HEY HEY !" the way you did eveytime they got shit faced, I'll sure as hell would buy 'em a couple beers, lol,

[Bleachfanoftheyear]

1. Not gay 2. OH YES That was a gay EXPERIENCE all right

[Frog869]

anyone know who said the strive thing?

[OhMyGodNEED]

speaking of the fight or flight scenario with your drunk friend. Why would you run there? you said it yourself "there is 3 of us and one of you". you would've been safe if you stayed! what were you thinking?! O.o

[DonQuixotec]

Paul, you said in the beginning of the video that people have a low standard on relationships in regards to how easy they break them off. And I agree. But I also think you hold your relationships way too hard, if you are still friends with Waylon after all that shit. I mean, I would at least not hang out with him for a long time, until he grow up and apologized in an exceptionally good way.

[Shalek]

Hey fat boy, about that part two...

[LynxChan]

Your first "homosexual" experience strikes me as not sexual at all. There's no indication that you or your friend had any clue what sex even was, with boys or girls, or that you knew that your asshole could be used for anything other that poop. No intent = non-sexual.

The second was a homosexual experience only in the same sense that prison rape is a homosexual experience. I'd call it a homosexual experience for your rapey friend, but not for you.

[schmitty3]

dear god please bring waylon onto your channel to talk more about that story and the aftermath of it

[FoulAtheist]

The beginning is fucking amazing.

[WalrusRockGod]

I just wish I had the confidence to talk about stuff like this publicly. I'm so jealous.

[bleachedmoments]

ive watched this like 5 times already and its still so fucking epic...

[TheNobleBard]

I laughed so hard @ The Primal Scream.

[PageofLegend]

one time, the best drunk moment ever, my brother had been binge drinking, he overcooked a pizza, and stared at the tinfoil as he stabbed it with a kitchen knife, ate the top ingredients off the pizza, and went back to bed

[PageofLegend]

oh I hate drunks like that, when I get drunk, I just sit back and grin wide, enjoying it, and philosophise, if youd care to talk to me

[PageofLegend]

Jergins?  It was VO5 apple shampoo for me, the very smell of green apples could give me a woody at any time, you never forget your first impromptu lube

[PageofLegend]

I hate those wierd time of day boners, I wish we had mental boner control, it's really annoying sometimes, it decides to get frisky, and there you are, pissed.

[raul2198]

im the ONE asshole who dislikes this vid :D

[TheDarkFM]

Paul, I laughed so hard at this I nearly collapsed. Never stop making videos I won't bug you. Make one every day, every year, every decade, just please, please don't stop. You are too fucking candid and hilarious!

[piloot]

assrape noises ftw!

[piloot]

absolutely love this vid, roflmao nonstop!

[GrimInstincts]

there's a lotion called jerkins?