A HellfireComms Dramatic Reading [My Immortal] [Chapter 34]

[sonicman4321]

You should have you own app on the app on iTunes

[polyxenophile]

I really hope the Professor Slutborn was "mistyped" on purpose.

[KyoXAnskima]

Dude, listening to this on shuffle while I am writing my sociology coursework... I pity my sociology teacher... goddess only knows what my coursework will be XD

[ColinFordsFace]

Sirius cocked on the door, dat mental image.

[spideyag1962]

Its fanfiction with the link thing. That's the ONLY thing that she did right. Fanfic hates links and messes them up

[MrsKatyKat]

why are there so many concerts?

[MrsKatyKat]

i love how she asked them if they read it but odviously she hasn't

[JDJeffery]

Why on Earth does Hogsmeade have all these goffick muggle bands playing every night?!?!

[Tears222]

I feel the same way, nightmare before Christmas is a beautiful and wonderful movie. Her taint shall not destroy Jack and his snoweating.

[jasmy13]

I know everyone thinks this girl is really retarted for writing like this -and she is- but she is not to fully blame. This Raven person is so called helping her. I wanna know wtf she's helping with because it's not grammer or sense.

[TheBeastWhatSqueaks]

Professor Slutborn!!!

[PaintedNails1]

"Sodomize moaned sexily." Oh....:|

[babclayman1]

Good Lord, She goes "P**ps, Have you even read the story?" and I'm like "Well, Actually yes and so far, you have raped everyone to the point when they're not themselves, Made everyone want to have s3x with your character, make her better than everyone else And put, BTTF & Vader into this fic."

And, If she spells this bad with someone helping, Imagine what her spelling be like without help? o.O

You deserve a medal for reading this, Your I.Q. Must be damaged.

Awesome work though, HFC. X3

[TeamTsubaTsuki]

This was uploaded on my birthday~

[HellfireComms]

The last 5 chapters of the My Immortal reading can be found over on HellfireCommsDOTcom (it's the video in the first article, you can't miss it).

Skip to 1:38:15 for the new material. I'll cut it up and put the individual chapters and put them on here in a week or so. Enjoy!

[NishinTheGreat]

The closed captions make it even funnier.

[Rawkfist]

The way it's phrased, I keep imagining "Professor Slutborn" ON the table.....

[MaraYiang]

So I'm guessing you stopped doing this now? DX

Becase I was anxious to hear you read chapter 39... (best chapter ever...you'll see why xD)

[HellfireComms]

I'd beginning to restart (or get back into) various projects, now.

This is one of them, so stay tuned.

[ShmeeTheImpaler]

For the love of God, finish the chapters of My Immortal. You have kept four and a half college students highly entertained for hours. Please continue so we can continue to procrastinate. Thanks.

[darkfire158]

Transcribed audio at the end says "I live". I loled so hard at that.

[HellfireComms]

At 2am in the morning, the notion of a video stating that it "lives" is fucking terrifying.

I know I'll sleep well tonight!

[darkfire158]

@HellfireComms Well you know Youtube, always pulling down videos for no reason. Here's proof that Google is not at fault for this bullshit, but its Youtube gaining a mind of its own after the countless troll posts and videos it processes.

Either that or My Immortal is trying to destroy those who dare mock it.

[Ashkihyena]

Oh dear, the captions. Apparently whoever made them did them wrong, but it only makes this even more hilarious.

[BabsOMG]

Chapter 35? :3

[HellfireComms]

My brain's nearly recovered from this chapter, so I believe I'll be returning to this rather soon.

[BabsOMG]

O.O Wow!!! seriously????

i have to say, i love you now. not only for replying to my comment (which i figured was going to be ignored and forgotten) but for considdering narrating the next chapter :D

these videos are amazing - just thought id give kudos ^^

[MrDisciple234]

If you'll excuse, me, I have to

1, shoot the person who made this

2, get a new chair, I laughed so freaking hard with CC on...

[Grrdulance]

...I love you seriously, so much admiration that you can still read these :L and not be 100 times dumber!

[MrDisciple234]

My god... Did you read what the captions said?! Well what proves that she got a good story that took courage up to thirty five we will...

The... hell?

[Robblademaster56]

If you listen to this with the closed cations its even funnier!

[HellfireComms]

"Six six six, lots of taxes".

Genius.

[KinaHamaru]

Tom I love you.

Please let me bear your children.

[TheOnlySonicFan]

just how long is this story? i still can't understand whats going on all I know is that ebony keep climaxing

[SkepticalThought]

You should do The Eye of Argon after this.

[BabsOMG]

i absolutely love this. when is chapter 35 supposed to come out? :3

[Fantome001]

McFly happens next.

It's criminal what's happening in this fanfic. Some things being actual crimes.

[Nyarkibble]

WHAT POSER SHENANIGANS WILL WE GET UP TO NEXT TIME? <3 God. I love you. xD

[ahshorn]

Wow, Charles Manson and Vampira all in one chapter.

[softcelltainted22]

omfg it's "charlyn manson" not charles manson you fukking poser!!!!

hehehehe

[letsplayX487]

hehe 34

[notpointed]

oh I so feel with you

I like Nightmare before Christmas, too

you have a really pleasant voice to listen to

if I didn't listen to someone reading it aloud while I'm reading it I would just end up in pain from too much laughing

has Helldragon read this story, too?

because I would really love to see/hear you two discussing this story

that would be one hell of a discussion and so much to laugh at

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fok u u fuging prepz I hat U sO muh!111oneeleven1!

[darkfire158]

Now I want to listen to that chapter again.

[kirraleadatsme]

keep up the brilliant effort! i feel your pain

[zazzoa]

lol what the fuck?

"he cocked on da door"

[PockyLoverGirl]

NTom64 doesn't only do playthroughs. -______- Come on now, give him a break(no offense, though).

[jerboohoo9]

will u marry me?

ur my hero

[driskell1354]

how the hell are you able to read this with a straight face

[SuperRex104]

Ebony was sitting next to satan at breakfast?

...somehow, that doesn't surprize me.

[shadowcatgc]

NTom, you should receive a Nobel Peace Prize for bravely reciting this terrible fanfic to the masses.

[SabreTL]

Actually, He did, only Obama stole it and said it was his :P

[shadowcatgc]

FFFFFFF

[Ashkihyena]

I love that Enoby forgot to post the link, that only makes it more hilarious.

[FlashHedg]

Count Chocula...Meh. that was to be expected

[andp1e]

does she write badly on purpose?

[bluerubyvideos]

Me, Chunglo and The KingScotsman are trying to make a commentary while I'm playing the game.

My recorder is Dazzle DVC100.

I need help on how to input the raw footage in Skype so Chunglo and Scotsman can see it while I'm playing.

[HellfireComms]

You'd probably be best doing post commentary.

Record it, edit it, upload it here on private (or public if you want a comm version and a non-comm version for people who don't want commentary) and do the commentary that way.

[bluerubyvideos]

I'm playing Resident Evil, and I'm probably gonna jump so I need some live reactions...

[HellfireComms]

Learn to fake it, then.

I've not heard of any method for streaming live video over Skype without it being horrendously lagged, and that would ruin your commentary.

[Ech0ez]

You could try streaming over a site like UStream, Justin TV, ect, but that risks lag among a variety of other issues you'd face attempting it.

[Trusseck]

I shall find myself a stake for this vampiress, I swear to you!

[YouthInAsia0]

Don't you mean 'steak'?

[Trusseck]

N-no, I don't...

[YouthInAsia0]

It's a joke... Because Tara never used the correct spelling of 'Stake'. Get it? Ha...

[Trusseck]

I don't read along.

X3

[BlackElement17]

10 bucks says by part 47 Toms stark raving mad.

[EDsRose]

Ahhhhh, I missed this.

[ShadeGrey]

God... my ears... i can feel my ear!

[wingzofice]

Compensating for the lack of playthroughs by reading through this torturous story?

I had to go check the story to make sure i heard right, but I loled so hard when "Sodomize" talked

[HellfireComms]

Pretty much.

[rainwingwolf]

SUDDENLY SORIUS KOCKED ON THE DOOR.

*is laughing so much she can't breath*

lol It's such a fail it wins.

[jakeob08]

i cant stop laughing XD

[Cybaria]

The horror....The horror

[NishinTheGreat]

I applaud you for being able to read this for our own entertainment. I have a feeling that if we didn't love it so much, you probably would have hung yourself long ago.

[PanicMeCiara]

-heavy sigh-

lmao.

[TCUSolidWolf]

Still trying to think of a comment to this entire story.

You have a strong will, NTom64. What I mean is that when I tried reading this, I just stopped at the first sentence.

[sasukuto]

Dude good luck with comments because I have a feeling that by the end of this I'm gonna have to spam that video with like 12 comments just to get my 1 thought out.

[TCUSolidWolf]

I'll think of something... -_- but by the time that comes around, I'm probably just going to go flame the author of this story.

[ImBored1003]

wtf is this shit..........funny, but is this a real book?

[TwilightShadowX]

No, it's a Harry Potter fanfic.

[angelordevil66]

No it's a retarded Twilight/Harry Potter/Mary Sue/gothic/shit fan fic XD

[Krukkie]

With shitty writing being the part stolen from Twilight. x'D

[angelordevil66]

Exactly :D

[TwilightShadowX]

It has Twilight in it, too? FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[angelordevil66]

Why do you think I named it "The worst fan fic ever"?

[CrazyCartwright]

These chapters just get better and better!

[danieldb631]

Someone can kock on a door, eh? That's unnecessary. Oh, but I found out that it gets worse. In later chapters they use Glocks during sex scenes. That actually made sense to me, actually. The characters are always shooting at each other or just at random during a sentence. Nothing in this story makes sense! >8(

[Bhuggy13]

sirius kocked on the door. hahahahahah

[TheOneAmani]

lol, Tom almost lost it at the end there

[Ita88]

I must commend you Tom, reading this for our entertainment...

You are very brave<3

Of course, please, don't demolish all your sanity on our account! So long as you're still sane by the end of this monstrosity, everything's fine

[Demohiei]

Yeah this fic is simply retarded at this point.

[kbasing]

NO! She can't slander Count Chocula!!!! She's ruined my favorite cereal!!! NOOO!!!

[EmtyThe1st]

My mind are no longer be doing the work of the pinky sponge thingy in my head.

[dsnesnintendo]

So she's the main girl, Snape is her dad, and draco is the boy she likes who is probably a douche. Am I getting close???

[speedy2davey]

Raven is an evil genious.

[nofishhere4]

"eating count choclula" for some reson when i hear dthis i just fucking lost it

[Protectorett]

34 chapters in and still standing Tom. Your an inspiration to us all.

[jarvis7000]

so when are the playthroughs starting up again? if you don't mind me asking.

[HellfireComms]

2010.

[scartillery]

My My My....what an interesing FanFic.....

[princesskemo]

._. they said the same thing about 2000....or was it 1999...cant remember

[SplendidChimp]

Sweet fuck. I think this reading is better with multiple people.

[LorChan1919]

I can tell by your voice that this fic is pushing you closer and closer to suicide every chapter.

I feel your pain.

[Thewonkandfriends]

I would also like some Bo-ots.

[SplendidChimp]

Snipe? The Sniper is in this?

[Pokedude9999]

its Snape...

[JonnotheHedgehog]

Sirius cocked on the door?

[Isunoria]

Oh god hell. This shit is crazy.

[NeonTogepi]

I think trying to read that causes brain damage amage amage.

[monkeycudgel]

why does this retard log her outfits

[Emostuie987]

Wow

[masterofanything]

I've officially decided if i was to die this would be my punishment in hell except it wouldn't be Tom who would read it it would be Hitler

[venomdeath131313]

if you think about thats not all bad unless you can understand german. but if you can't you would be lucky!

[masterofanything]

Good point but i assumed Hitler can speak english

[tigergolf101]

FTW ( FCK THE WHAT!

[DBZfan449]

oh god...this story...is just....mind boggling. i think i.....need a drink.....a refreshing drink . x_x

[PancorRath]

if its on you can i join?

[DBZfan449]

lol XD

[toplordsasukefan]

Tom you are a braver man then I and to answer her question no one can read it because your spelling and grammar is bad