Dilbert: Consult Video

[SuperAstatine]

How is this funny?

[Imontheinternet111]

Wasn;t funny, sorry.

I'll take Calvin and Hobbes any day.

[MichaelLeroi]

anyone else can an advert for laser eye syrgery, "a free consultation"!? hehe

[ijaure]

for the non english

con 4 (k n) Slang

tr.v. conned, con•ning, cons

To swindle (To cheat or defraud of money or property) a victim by first winning his or her confidence; dupe.

[texo2007]

CON-SULT LOL

[ocbaker56]

I like how Dogberts tail starts waggling when he has a great idea.

[OldSkull87]

I liked it more when I read it as comic strip. Still very demotivating-true. 

[spacejesusadventure]

thanks for the memo

[brendonian]

Are these based off actual comic strips?

[DarkDain]

@brendonian yes

[hackingtime88]

Monitor rejected my application

[CnChenn]

16 people got consulted

[561inurface]

if the opposite of pro is con

then whats the opposite of progress?

[DeeperBlueX16]

Man = a man

ager= one who ages

Manager = ager of man

[twisto]

student + dying = studying

[bendo9521]

@twisto lol

[cuppajoesugar]

I love Dogbert

[CrashBandicoot68]

This made my day! :D Gotta love Dilbert.

Also, I feel as though Dogbert needs a slighty higher pitched voice.

[74neena]

wow lol

[whatdiditube]

This is amazing :D

texting+facebook=Textbook

so I'm studiying?

[neonimages]

@whatdiditube yes, you are :)

[whatdiditube]

@neonimages Coool :) thanks :D

[BlackGears9]

How can anyone find this funny?

[howardrhughes]

agreed

[goplayer7]

poli- many

tick- blood sucking insect

politics- many blood sucking insects

[arachnophile01]

@goplayer7 strictly speaking, it is an arachnid

[whisperandsecret]

@goplayer7 A tick is an arachnid... But I get the point. :) Hilarious.

[SteelandSouls15]

@goplayer7 THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE IT'S SCARY......I like it

[gschjetne]

@goplayer7 Ticks are not insects, they are arachnids.

[Colp2]

@goplayer7 That joke is so lame ;) and incorrect :D

[sabombardonist]

This makes way too much sense.

[MualamaAlien]

wow all those years i thought his nose was his mouth lol

[CatracaS]

@MualamaAlien me2, thumbs up!

[ki6eki]

best one yet

[slamshotstudios]

Con + Insult + Consult!

[imonlyafan]

haha con + insult = consult

Dogbert: i am here to consult you!!!

[generalzetta]

I'm a consultant, I recognize this....hehehehehe

[tuinky19]

cool

[DemiRonin]

So Clever!!

[tomyo669]

read the video description haha

[pigberto]

this is such a good one... lol

[ottselguy]

I wanna do what dogbert does! I wanna be a consultant!

[ksa4ever85]

lol i love dilbert

[xmentosx]

There IS no family guy version. Are you by any chance a moron?

[xmentosx]

A family guy episode that's not on youtube? Right.

[Permafry42]

are YOU by any chance a gagbert?

[skyrobotv]

I watch that show...this is definitely not their style of joke, the mentos guy was right.

[bubba200874426]

I agree, there is no way it could be in family guy, the joke actually required thought.

[jubyp0b]

@sisiofasisi

Yes, you are. Cheers.

[Vashthestampdee]

A few things. One, if you don't like Dilbert, then you're a Fing Moron for watching something with The title of Dilbert. Two... Family guy did not do a word joke like this. Three, And finally. Go watch something you like.

[meganohalloran]

ummm ..... yeah ok

[maxgunn555]

@Vashthestampdee for someone who likes quite clever comedy here it's surprising that you've written one of those stupid comments which show you've failed to understand that people don't like everything they watch because people watch new things and try out new things and you don't know you're going to like new things. your really stupid.

[Vashthestampdee]

True. But I was talking to a person who said, quote, i hate dilbert, I prefer the Family guy version better unquote. While it is true people change, if they hate something that they alread tried and still, after time hate, they are a Fing Moron for watching something with Dilbert in it's title.And yes, i am stupid, but, then again, we all are. One of humanity's little tricks.

[maxgunn555]

@Vashthestampdee sorry what are you trying to say? there was no way he knew that he wasn't going to like dilbert before he's tried it. you werent saying that family guy is like dilbert were you and even then you said that he said prefer...

[maxgunn555]

@Vashthestampdee sorry what are you trying to say? there was no way he knew that he wasn't going to like dilbert before he's tried it. you werent saying that family guy is like dilbert were you?

[Vashthestampdee]

I'm saying that if he says that he hates dilbert, he more than likely has tried Dilbert. And no, that's what he said, not me.

[coltmck]

lol "it sounds expensive and demeaning... okay" lol

[obamawalker]

I love Dogbert.

[Golemoid]

if you combine dilbert and waldo... you get DILDO!

[obamawalker]

funny.

[givemefreakinusename]

I just made fun of you on the last video i watched and you left a lame message. Now I'm watching this one and i see another lame comment with your name hovering over it. To "Messiah"walker.

[EDismename]

why not walbert

[bamsemomser]

because that's not funny... -.-

[DoidimaisBrasil]

Not sure, long time since I've watched Futurama, and I watched it in the Brazilian dubbing. It's more the line than the voice, tough.

[DoidimaisBrasil]

That line by Pointy-Haired Boss is so something Homer would say.

[imbroglio74]

Are you sure it doesn't sound like Richard Nixon from Futurama?

[luchan988]

That last line sounded a bit dirty...

[timmydiking]

Funniest I've seen in a while..lol

[nightofraven]

fun 5 out 5

[RICHANDROS]

lol

[Jasonian]

lol! consulting can be that way to the unsuspecting buyer.

[jameslikebond]

lol:)

[jbbremerton]

how are these animated? adobe animator?

[cheeselover626]

okay!rofl

[alexriveratr]

OKAY!

[liarsclub75]

He was wagging his little tail. Cute!

[obamawalker]

haha

[Poohell666]

I always loved this one! XD

[aesopstruth]

Original Meaning of the word Consult:

To seek advice, information; Exchange viewpoints, put heads together.

Dogbutt's understanding imitates many government agencies that conceal the ability to decieve society.

ALSO: those who prefer trying to post the first response, and bray this achievement are spamming the comment thread !!

[aesopstruth]

These Dilbert

comix have 4 butts:

DOGbutt, CATbutt, RATbutt, BOSSbutt

[JRM2882]

ITS BERT NOT BUTT

[Superkornking]

aesopstruth you're fuckin stupid

[heograte]

hahaha lol

[rollercoasterfweak]

haha

[nikanj]

Shouldn't it be the client consulting the consultant?

[Golemoid]

dogbert is teh funnieh when he wag his tail

[koenichfuerst]

I've always wondered where that word came from. :-)

[Pikamander2]

I'll never understand why people get so angry about it.

[archivesbc]

You see? you just have to find what you're good at and what you like to do and find a job that combines the two...

[sabombardonist]

This explains SO much.

[djmars1983]

God you people are so filppin stupid .