ECV Uncut

[MorshuTheShopKeeper]

Do you realize? Do. you. realize something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it.

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

"IT'S MY FAULT, I'M SO PISSED AT YOU GUYS."

That's basically what he was saying.

[Canadianu2ber]

I'm Workin' on it' really reminds me of the mentality of the mayor, and city council of my city

[Wolfsrain90]

"What you just did, is stab us in the back with a knife and killed us."

Lmfaoooo.

[boredoflife227]

best video i ever seen

[aramisdjv]

This guy is a punk ass bitch or a bitch ass punk so hard to decided. Its like the el paso commercial "porque no las dos" which makes this kat a punk ass bitch and a bitch ass punk . That fits this man/child or child/man descriiption to a T.

[darklordmakuta24]

everyone hear that Chirs has been arrested now?

[weds9994]

In the end it was the coroners department that took him out of the house :D

[bigc5544]

i swear when he yells in that camera, i just want to punch him in the face right at that them momments

[bigc5544]

i like how all old people think they know how the internet works.

[pHr33kAcHu]

I love Chris's face from 0:29 to 0:32! He's like "Goddamnit..."

[Waterjello]

:/ All this trolling makes me uncomfortable. He is a mentally handicapped man.

[thegorillasnake]

@Waterjello He's only neurologically impaired, and even then, he's high-functioning. The problem's not that he's deficient, it's that he's spoiled.

[ClodiuthMatrix]

@Waterjello ...You have no idea what this "man" has done then. He makes drama, and I'm not talking about the light fluffy kind you find on the internet...Well, it's on the internet as well, but IRL FOR FUCK SAKE WHUT? He's just done so many creepy things. I suggest you find out about them yourself.

[angrybull]

Now that Bob's gone, Chris can post videos about his landfill house again.

[CorporateG0th]

> Rage against cam

> Get told to cut down that internet

> Keep cam rolling

> Get sodomized by dad for 2 minutes

> Upload anyway without editing

Jesus christ, Chris.

[GregorioXII]

He's workin' on it.

[weds9994]

RIP Bob :(

[bigc5544]

@weds9994 he died wow :(

[Kunduzreyis]

@bigc5544 I REALLY feel for the man :(

[Ninetails2000]

The whole...."Stick a knife in our back and kill us" part...Knowing what's happened...Chris really did kill him....But instead of his back, the knife went in his heart...

[pashery]

"and what you just did was stick a knife in our back and kill us"

well we know how bob died now

[MiHiVidz]

1927-2011

Good night, Lumberjack. You're finally free of that Hell.

[Leversachan]

RIP Bob :(

[satinsguard]

Shit, I can't believe the Internet Lumberjack died.

[TheGojira84]

RIP

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

...He was in his late '20s when he recorded this, right?

...Right?

[VZMkII]

2:13 over and over.

[kidrobots]

Do you REEEAALLIIZEEEE! Bob is on flaming lips.

[ytimg62]

He's 30 and he sounds like a 5 year old?

[KingoffKentucky]

Do you realize? DO YOU REALIZE? That this man is almost 30 years old?

[IQbrew]

I found this more amusing to watch without sound.

[ojramon1]

The manchild is using his PS3 (and PSeye) to make & upload this video. His father doesn't understand and thinks he needs to use the family computer in the kitchen to 'unload' the house tour videos from the internet (which Chris-chan already deleted, but everyone reposted lol)

[jimmyjimbo72]

"Go work on it!"

*Points away from computer*

[tmanuel44]

@jimmyjimbo72 Their computer is in the kitchen, which is fuckin creepy because that means Chris did his sex chat with JULAAAAY where they cook their food (when they don't go out for fast food which is probably like once a month). Chris records his videos on his PS3/ love machine.

[Udany147]

@tmanuel44 Also, they actually have/had another computer which Bob used to use. But Barb bought a ton of goodwill crap and buried it, so they just left it. lol

[xXKittyxCat]

i could be wrong. he might just be weirder or in the process of playing a game, but everytime he makes a video he periodically looks down at his tv (Im assuming its his tv). is he maybe watching himself film the video? lol if he likes to watch himself, well that just makes it all the funnier for me lol

[Lazengahn]

your right, we should keep this on the internet.

[thatnerdyrefrenceguy]

This is the fucking funniest thing ever! xD

[sub2me4areview]

I love Bob.

[TheADPOL]

You have come back in my command!

[Athils]

If only Bob saw the other videos Chris has uploaded. His garbage house would be the least shit he'd have to wade through.

[youngbloodfantasy91]

Chris Chan sounds like Curly.

[Yamibooze]

"everyone in my command." That being nobody. Not even himself. He can't even get himself to take down videos HE put up.

[thecyg12]

"Do you realize something, do you realize? Let me tell you, you're making a total fool of yourself and are a complete and utter idiot for thinking this video will work."

That's about how that exchange have went.

[Kitsunefan9]

How many times does he say "I'm workin on it"

[ap9011]

god he sounds like a fucking 10 year old...

[phoenixhart17]

18 people are got their internet cut down by the lumberjack.

[SouthshoreVice]

DO

YOU

REALIZE SOMETHING

LET ME TELL YOU

[PrincessSerenity229]

I cant take him seriously with the crappy sonichu broach.

[aimeechicken]

I'm surprised that when his dad came in, Bob didn't go upside his head for pitching the tantrum that he did.

[ErikaAtheist]

I would of wished Bob would at his deathbed told Chris what he really feels about him. The big bastard he is. Hopefully he did and Chris didn't tell us.

[ILIKECEREALX]

Shut that gaddamn thang off!

[MonsterMalarkey]

What a bratty kid. Have fun being kicked out of your house.

[MiHiVidz]

This is a pivotal moment in CWC history.

Up until this moment, Chris had been pampered his whole life and always got his way and had his fat ass bailed out of any predicament he put himself in, no matter what stupid crap he pulled.

Now he finally finds himself in a situation of his own making that he cannot scream and temper tantrum his way out of, and even his parents aren't going to bail him out this time. The sight of seeing him rage at his own powerlessness is delicious!

[porcelainsnow87]

God, he is acting like a bratty five year old! He want us to take everything off the internet? Seriously! You're the one who put it up there in the first place! Just like a five year old he can't do anything himself. No I take that back, a five year old can do more than he can.

[porcelainsnow87]

God, he is acting like a bratty five year old! He want us to take everything off the internet? Seriously! You're the one who put it up there in the first place! Just like a five year old he can't do anything himself.

[Funkybob2]

PROTIP: If you want to teach your friends about Chris-Chan, this video pretty much sums up everything perfectly.

[Groudonmaster687]

Drinking game: Take a drink everytime Chris-chan says "I'm working on it".

[KittySnowene]

@Groudonmaster687 You'll be dead child.

[CaseHa]

@Groudonmaster687 I like drinking, but i do not binge

[Guypersonmanthing3]

Chris it i your fault that anything about your house is on the internet, including this

[TriforcePlayer2]

DO YOU REALIZE????????

[DiGiRyuu]

Why his parents haven't thrown him out of the house long ago is beyond me. This guy is such a tool and an obvious attention whore. Also bat-shit insane.

[halodystroyer44]

i'd want to get kicked out of that house

[Ragedhard]

Holy shit. Chris acts EXACTLY like an 8 year old in this and he's in his fucking thirties.

[thebeeskl]

@Ragedhard he's actually only 28 in that video. Who'd a thought that sitting around all day eating fast food and never leaving the house would lead to such horrible aging?

[weds9994]

@Ragedhard Dude he SOUNDS like an 8 year old - the weird thing is I used to make tapes recording my voice and doing weird little jokes and skits and songs etc. They sound EXACTLY like Chris' videos. I listened to these tapes recently.

I was four or five at the time.

Chris is nearly 30.

[Clanitz]

I have the strongest inkling that he wants those images offa thar.... NOW..

[floydgehrig]

why the fuck did chris keep on recording when his dad told him not to. and fucking upload it. oO

[ssjbrolly3]

@floydgehrig cause hes fucking retarded lol

[vinbroccoli]

This couldn't be scripted better.

[SuperResound]

wtf?lol 

[bealtespip123]

Chris from :54 to 1:10 "I'm bored". Ha ha ha.

[SergeantLuke]

So it's not just his room, it's his whole house that has unsafe human living conditions. That's... comforting?

[sabbath5678]

Chris Chan has all 18 accounts.

[ThingxHulk]

I feel sad and I laugh a little everytime I watch his expression change when Bob walks in.

[iSCREEMx]

bob is giving him a bunch of shit when he talks about the health department.

[GokuMcDuck]

@MetalAddict1994

AYD?

[blutfrosch]

he should have listened to his dad, that stupid fuck

[clovestl]

bob reminds me of my grandpa so much lulz

[Jeffreymetalz91]

Shuht That GAHDAMN THAYNG OWF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMrNamefag]

That "Cause this is dead serious." line is probably the most confident I've ever seen him in any of his videos.

[sabbath5678]

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWW!!!11111111

[videowatch84]

chris-chan=comic book guy

[GokuMcDuck]

@videowatch84

Xcept CBG owns a store.

[Steelzmeister]

0:30 - Is that my grandpa?

[TimeTower21]

Oooo wow chris... we are sooo hurt that we don't even get to hear a CAPTAIN'S log............. how hurtful... I think imma cry......... because you make me laugh so hard LMFAO! Keep being a jackass please! Oh wait... I don't think that'll even be a problem hahaha! Listen to your grandpa Chris! You're even lucky he bothers letting your loser-ass stay in his house. Be a little more respectful and thankful. I don't think that request however will ever happen.

[kN5ack]

YOU UNLOAD THEM

[DragonFly122]

Bob looks like professor E. Gadd.

[RWPCreations]

What is this and why does my video link to it? Lol Oh my god this is... This is insane!

[bealtespip123]

Bob is fucking BAD ASS.

[didjargo]

Oh Chris, throwing a tantrum in front of a web cam is the solution to and cause of all your problems. Isn't it?

[XeroNazoBlaze]

Lumberjacks are heros too, ya know...

[tancavproductions]

A WILD LUMBERJACK APPEARS!

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF!

[hydr0p0nic]

Reminds me of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"..

Bob is the COOK

And Chris is Leatherface.

[zeedog14]

@hydr0p0nic XD nice one high five!!!

[Gauldoth]

What gets me is the sound of Bob Chandler's voice when he's scolding his son. It sound like he's more sad than angry at what Chris has done. Like he thinks his son can't just help but do that kind of stupid shit over and over again.

[thisisarecordingcom]

The Remix: watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M

[fabbrunette]

I love this video

[SlashFirestorm]

I have a sneaking suspicion he wants us to remove these things NOW

[paperkonnyaku]

hahahaha. i needed a good lulz.

[DreJoystick]

i really like bob his cool but his son is a dushbag because i know some autistic people and they are like cool and like me they just need to take pills and its allright ihis just a dushbag its not becaus of his fucking autism

[ElSingario]

What's that on the back of his neck?

[PsychonautCameron]

@ElSingario

It's a wrist warmer.

To keep him warm.

[ElSingario]

@PsychonautCameron Actually it's to protect his neck from the sensation of the chain touching it. Sensory defensiveness is common in people with Autism.

[3Gads]

@ElSingario

If what you say is true, then Chris would cringe in fear if he finally got china.

[ElSingario]

@3Gads I have no desire to find out if sensory defensiveness would make sex unpleasant, and Chris will never discover first hand.

[scuzgb]

holy fuck his face when his dad walks in

priceless

[RedMageZidane]

Shut that goddamn thang off!

Vivi = Internet superhero.

[KMxHearts]

Too funny

[countrapula]

R.I.P Bob, you lived life a complete asshole, you died a hero.

[BlackenedGass]

@countrapula Aw no has he died?

[otakukangaroo]

@countrapula He's still alive.

[dylan697]

@countrapula no.......he died a legend

[LamentOfInnocence1]

@countrapula

Oh shut up, he probably has years and years left.

[CheeseYoshi]

@countrapula Did he actually die?

[ItsRayPozzo]

Yeah Ian. You uploaded them now unload them. LOL at Bob "Go work on it" while pointing in the opposite direction.

[RenegadeMaster07]

@ItsRayPozzo yeh i loved that bit, him pointing in the wrong direction lol.

[RIKIEatHOME]

his dad's alright but it dosent make up for chris's faggotry

[subhumanmaster]

i love the internet tough guying in progress

[subhumanmaster]

am i the only one here who wants to punch this guy's ugly faggot face?

[SlaughterTheFrail]

I love you Vivian<3.

[RenegadeMaster07]

how much of this is real. surely he would just reshoot the video if his dad walked in.

[genofreek]

@RenegadeMaster07 There was a version with the Bob bit cut out, but apparently this leaked or something.

[RenegadeMaster07]

@genofreek thats what i dont get, how could anyone else have access, cos it doesnt make sense for him to leak his own version.. unless the whole thing was faked.

no one seems to know if its real or not tho

[ItsRayPozzo]

@RenegadeMaster07 Uhh, hacking? Knowing Chris's history, it's very likely.

[McFisticuffs]

The Chandler family is like if the living avatar of shame and failure impregnated the complete works of Tennessee Williams.

[FanTomeBoosh]

Holy shit....tell me this is scripted XD It's too funny to be real, but it is!

[Duncon1981]

oh god i feel sorry for his dad.....

[thephilchannel]

Bob is the best character in the tales of Chris-Chan.

[AirCooledMan2006]

If I were that manchild's dad, I'd not only cut his Internet down, but I'd also drag Ian's ass out of the house and make him get a fucking job. I'm gainfully employed--I don't work the best job around, but I do get paid--and I absolutely LOATHE the idea of my tax dollars going to support this lazy ass!

[snoopybrown007]

what happened to Chris Chan and his awesome step dad?

[douboymk2]

one does not simply unload from the internet

[LilithMorningStar]

No wonder this asshole is so messed up. Look what kind of slobs raised him!

[BakedYanma]

GET IT OFF TEH INTERNET NAO NAO NAO!!!!!11!!!!!1

.....Curse the trolls,peace to everybody else. :)

[extremeeXrement1]

this guy is living proof that god makes mistakes

[TheRichardLong]

"Son...I am disappoint."

[mhirtes12]

Watch out! Chris is gonna send in detectives, the Police, the Marines, Imperial Stormtroopers, and even some Na'vi on flying pterowutthefukizzits until EVERYTHING about his house is

OFF

THE

INTERNET!!!!!

[1ZombieNeith]

Get it off the internet? Sure, we'll get right on that, Ian.

[FeralRat]

How about clean the house before neighbors or visitors report them to the health department anyway? D: Chris' parents are just as slobby as he is.

[ItsRayPozzo]

@FeralRat Worse, actually. Ian's room is, suprisingly, the cleanest in the house.

[TheAtroxious]

Uh...wow, this guy is a bigger bitch than I am. How is that even POSSIBLE?

[rptheory]

0:27

What Power? The power of crappy recolor and fanfic??! Or the power of homoness? What a joke...

[bealtespip123]

TARD RAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!!!!

[MachinaMasterpiece]

So I haven't seen the "tour of the house" video, is his house filled with mole rats or something? Why is the county going to take it from him?

[Delirious00000]

this guy...needs to move out of his house...and get laid...he must be what...late 30s?

[DonkeyKongX]

@Delirious00000

28 now (his b-day is Feb 24), but it's still ridiculous.

[Delirious00000]

@DonkeyKongX I know...wait, does he have a disorder of some sort? or is he just...mega ultra nerd

[DonkeyKongX]

@Delirious00000

Multiple disorders. Narcissism is just one of them.

[TbassC2010]

ahhaha his eyes when bob walks in are priceless

[om5ga]

bob made chris his bitch.

[sniperboy125]

lol he's using a playstation eye

[posthumanfetus]

I always come back to this video when I need to laugh really hard.

His voice gets so high. Holy shit.

[pw3djoeisback]

His parents are shit. I blame them for what happened to Chris. He could have gotten treatment and he could have been married with kids and had a career by now.

[Duncon1981]

@pw3djoeisback

the last part was no option im affraid.

But yes he could have been something completely else if he was raised with more discipline.

[disturbingfish]

Instead of cleaning the house videos off the internet, they should clean their actual fucking house. They could start by removing that big piece of garbage out of his room. If I lived next door to them and this video surfaced, I would totally report them, man. How the hell do you let every room in your house get to that point? Ridiculous...

[theoroinvictus]

I'm working on it.

[gameingbastard]

goddamit bob is a badass, with that awesome foghorn leghorn voice....

[MadcrazeTV]

@gameingbastard "GET THAT STUFF, AH SAY, GET THAT STUFF OFF THE INTERNET!"

[marshmallowbudgie]

@gameingbastard luckily I keep mah feathers numbered for such an occasion...

[seeker4it]

he sounds liek a retard lol

[arabianzeppelin]

@seeker4it That's cause he is you idiot.

[seeker4it]

no retard im not a white trash like you so FUCK YOU

[RandoAnonymous]

lmfao tap dancing insanity lmfao hahahaa

[cubefreak123]

Funny thing is that the Health Department DID go to their house but couldn't do anything because it was all INSIDE. Apparently it's their constitutional right to be slobs so the HD can't do jack.

[WashingMachine0]

"I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there, tonight."

"I'm working on it."

"Go work on it."*points to door*

WUT?

[Luellan]

Fuck this dude... He deserves all the unfortunate shit that happens to him because he fucking brings it on himself. First that fucking shitty drawing he did of his friend Megan that he posted on public domain and now his negligence in posting a video of his house inadvertently betraying his own family who have a questionable ordeal with the condition of their house to begin with.. What kind of calamity will this shithead cause for those close to him next? Fucking retard!

[Spartan69139]

I don't get how he could be so stupid. Shit, the parents should just get rid of his internet period.

[Pransterrr]

I'm sending it all to the health department, lol youre sccreweed

[willsotham]

hahahahahahahahahahaha wait, is this real

[Pander8874]

the real question is this: Why would Chris choose to upload a video containing footage of his father, when the problem in the first place is the videos that Chris has already uploaded. He;s just making it even worse. Also, I love his empty threats to get the police to get the videos that HE uploaded off the internet.

[Slashbash]

@Pander8874 Well, he originally cut it out, but then our hero, Vivian, found this and uploaded it.

[vegetableman409]

CHRIS CHAN OWN'S ALL OF YOU!!!

[Pander8874]

I feel so sorry for that (probably) nice normal old man who has had to raise and live with that mentally ill excuse for a son his whole life