hey guys I need some help in starcraft. lately ive played zerg, but i used to play protoss. anyway I just cant beat a computer enemy. I spawn about 10 drones total for resources, have 1 or 2 on vespene, and the rest on mineral. so then I build a spawning pool, and build like a dozen zerglings and an overlord or two. then I build a hydralisk den. Then I build a few hydralisks. then my enemies send in 20 firebats and kill everything. I can't win. please help.
build drones until you are supply blocked. Build an overlord. Build a spawning pool. Build more drones. Once pool is done, build 6 zerglings and find opponents base. Try to kill a few scvs here and there, but dont lose any zerglings. save up 300 minerals and go build a new hatchery near your main. Once the hatch is complete, transfer some drones. make sunken colonies in the front and keep your zerglings ON THE CREEP. When the marines come, the sunkens will rape them
@Natzu54 There's plenty of other ways of being racists besides calling Asians gooks. If that was the case, then there would be many less racists in this world than I'd thought exists. There aren't too many racists willing to say gook or n**ger out loud.
By saying Asians get embarrassed easily and that they "hid their lil asian faces." damn, that sounds pretty racist to me.
Tell me what race you are. I bet you I can sure be racist against you without using some derogatory term like gook.
@iammishahearmeroar and its because he is a no lifer on starcraft... people in america who play as much as he does are usually outcasts who shunned for not being athletic...
@PowerQube1234 "All Nerds are Outcasts" as a matter of fact, gamers are about three times as likely to get a date as anybody else, statistically. Just letting you know.
@PowerQube1234 well, at my school most of us aren't athletic anyway XD so bullshit shunned for being non athletic, its more like they just get really really pale.
@iammishahearmeroar it's fun to make fun of his English because his English is funny. If I tried to speak Korean, I would expect them to laugh as well.
And who are you to say that English is the standard way of communication besides breaking wood on eachother's heads? I dont know if you know this yet, but theres OTHER LANGUAGES OTHER THAN ENGLISH. pretty hard to grasp isnt it? -_-
@trineroks And to top that off, English isn't even the most spoken language in the world. It's hard to grasp as well, but guess what, the most spoken language is Mandarin.
@P3RF3CTD3ATH yeah english is really the 3rd spanish is 2nd and spanish is the most spread language too. Because chinsese is only the msot spoken because there are so many people living in china.
@Maxaker67 You guys must realize that most of these sources you guys are getting from are wrong. First off, America's population isn't even a 5th of China's population, so obviously there will be more chinese speakers. Second, the usual site wont list that almost all top chinese schools require you to take an English class, and that English is the most learned language around the world.
@MrLag1337 Of course!! Everybody should learn English, even animals. I'm not implying that SKoreans are animals, just that English is the standard way of communication besides breaking a piece of wood in the head of another while grunting.
@FuckImperialism I would rather know how to speak Korean or Japanese rather than English, but sadly I don't. I would also rather live in Asia instead of America. Fuck English, you slut.
@FuckImperialism and you're bad @ starcraft cause you spend your time posting hate mongering comments about fucking non-americans english... aren't you cool?
Hmm, maybe I should do that over in Korea... I shall be rich beyond belief, considering I can actually speak English. But then again I can't speak korean, so I wouldn't be able to talk to my audience. Dammit world!!!
idintifie durget 0:47
ericpker 3 months ago
SIEGE TANKU
aredley 4 months ago 3
LOL i miss the SC1 soundtrack
blazer168 4 months ago
AAAAABSOLUTELY!
Kilshot666 6 months ago
It's like amazing when a korean does an american accent xD
336forlife 6 months ago
Knowing English words would help, still awesome, though.
Savci008 6 months ago
hilarious
Sebcarr21 6 months ago
IMPOSSIBRU
slurren 6 months ago 5
"no probrem"
mascotmin 7 months ago
he should always use the seige tank accent, its hallarious xD
IceHarmony 7 months ago 7
I DIG!
Antix 8 months ago
hey guys I need some help in starcraft. lately ive played zerg, but i used to play protoss. anyway I just cant beat a computer enemy. I spawn about 10 drones total for resources, have 1 or 2 on vespene, and the rest on mineral. so then I build a spawning pool, and build like a dozen zerglings and an overlord or two. then I build a hydralisk den. Then I build a few hydralisks. then my enemies send in 20 firebats and kill everything. I can't win. please help.
localskateboarding 8 months ago
@localskateboarding lol, I play SC2, but I played Brood War before, and you're definitely not making enough drones.
CrassPunk99 8 months ago
@localskateboarding Do this.
build drones until you are supply blocked. Build an overlord. Build a spawning pool. Build more drones. Once pool is done, build 6 zerglings and find opponents base. Try to kill a few scvs here and there, but dont lose any zerglings. save up 300 minerals and go build a new hatchery near your main. Once the hatch is complete, transfer some drones. make sunken colonies in the front and keep your zerglings ON THE CREEP. When the marines come, the sunkens will rape them
ForKa5T 8 months ago
@ForKa5T that's retarded on so many levels...i bet your bronze
eggworm 7 months ago
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@eggworm
haha I'm not bronze...I'm Terran....BIATCH!!!!! Now go suck your mom's dick and swallow all her man cum.
ForKa5T 7 months ago
@ForKa5T that's retarded on so many levels
eggworm 6 months ago
@ForKa5T you mad? Bro?
joshfan518 6 months ago
@joshfan518
I'm not mad. I feel marvelous!!
ForKa5T 6 months ago
@eggworm And you're a dumbass for not realizing that he's speaking about brood war, not shitty sc2
WinterWorm 5 months ago
@WinterWorm
shitty sc2 ?
why is sc2 shitty
olentattimies 4 months ago
For a guy who was playing Starcraft for years, i'd have to admit .. he sucks still at saying the impressions
xDarkxJonx 8 months ago
lulz
joe59788 9 months ago
mouth micro :)
tommyjang95 9 months ago
Somethin' on your mind?
Caesar512 9 months ago
absarury! LMFAO
genskie24 10 months ago
second
jodenstone 10 months ago
First (since GSL mentioned it)
666Malevolence666 10 months ago
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
slaggart 10 months ago
got no patience for sittin' around
xMO74x 10 months ago
ABSORUTREY!
Chrisdacraz 10 months ago 5
omg my american accent would be bomb over there!
HappyRogueStatus 10 months ago
Identify target sir :>
FuzzyPanda53 10 months ago
SUMTHIN ON YOUR MIND?
EddyMcK 11 months ago 6
no plapra 0:38
fatzgenpruefer 11 months ago
vulture was to the mark
HumveeRuin 1 year ago
Siege tank impression cracked me up :P
rjlas7 1 year ago 9
Wow, he actually sounds American w/ his siege tank impression 0_0
IAmRodyle 1 year ago 134
absawlooly! lmao
ercjlee101 1 year ago
it'd be funny, he played so many 1v1's, as soon as he hear raynor's voice he'd go "who the fuck is that?", hehe.
ho33es 1 year ago
Lol when ur into a game u can mimic any character
PAWNED71 1 year ago
yeah definitely vulture owned
saladin92 1 year ago
so that's what a redneck raised in korea would sound like 0:47
that made me smile ear to ear lol
cratios 1 year ago 154
@cratios nice comment me too !
mauriicio89 1 year ago
@cratios lol very true!
ImpeachObamaASAP2010 1 year ago
@cratios ROFLMAO hahahahahha that comment was hilarious
timothylhm 6 months ago
Why do asians get so imbarresed and hide there lil asian faces
Natzu54 1 year ago
@Natzu54 I think it is very difficult, if not impossible, to be "imbarresed". Just sayin'
Jykinturah 1 year ago
@Natzu54 HOW DARE U MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE EMPEROR
imcoolerthnu 1 year ago
@Natzu54 great. a racist who can even spell embarresed
KangstaG 1 year ago
@KangstaG wow i said asians not gooks your the racist for bein offended so very easy calm down
Natzu54 1 year ago
@Natzu54 There's plenty of other ways of being racists besides calling Asians gooks. If that was the case, then there would be many less racists in this world than I'd thought exists. There aren't too many racists willing to say gook or n**ger out loud.
By saying Asians get embarrassed easily and that they "hid their lil asian faces." damn, that sounds pretty racist to me.
Tell me what race you are. I bet you I can sure be racist against you without using some derogatory term like gook.
KangstaG 1 year ago
@KangstaG Go smoke a boul and calm down
Natzu54 1 year ago 4
@Natzu54 & @KangstaG lol, I ain't trying to start a fight or nothing but you both spelled it wrong, it is spelled embarrassed :)
cratios 1 year ago
How come all Koreans are hot.
It's not fair.
Don't even get me started on the Japanese.
fireemblemaddict128 1 year ago
not bad i would say
CutmanXTREME 1 year ago
LOL
elnonpareil 1 year ago
Ahhhh, greeting commannnn!
Kerensky287 1 year ago
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they are so ugly
chorgaparada 1 year ago
why is this so funny to the girls in the room?
FxRaGe 1 year ago
@FxRaGe probably because asian girls find everything funny in my experience.
phixxwutwut 11 months ago
@phixxwutwut yeah its like if ur idol poops... u just clap like a mad motherf!@@#
theman4712 11 months ago
wow this guy is a clown
randomchampion 1 year ago
GET OUT THIS KOREA
tropelow 1 year ago
sounds like he is saying it with a french accent. idk how its funny...
PowerQube1234 1 year ago
SUMTHIN ON YER MIND?
BNet4ever 1 year ago 4
It's hilarious to make fun of his English, until you realize that he annually gets five times the pussy you do.
iammishahearmeroar 1 year ago 4
@iammishahearmeroar and its because he is a no lifer on starcraft... people in america who play as much as he does are usually outcasts who shunned for not being athletic...
PowerQube1234 1 year ago
@PowerQube1234 "All Nerds are Outcasts" as a matter of fact, gamers are about three times as likely to get a date as anybody else, statistically. Just letting you know.
iammishahearmeroar 1 year ago
Not to support him or anything, but statistically 70% of statistics are false.
Also, that could mean theres a 70% chance what I just said was false too. Thats kind of ironic, don't you think?
arvenlord 1 year ago
@PowerQube1234 well, at my school most of us aren't athletic anyway XD so bullshit shunned for being non athletic, its more like they just get really really pale.
keyong97 1 year ago
@iammishahearmeroar it's fun to make fun of his English because his English is funny. If I tried to speak Korean, I would expect them to laugh as well.
tmjones212 1 year ago
HI TRINE :D :D :D :D
i WANT TO LEARN JAPANESE
PS: 0333 is the best impression
NewGenerationProdigy 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism
And who are you to say that English is the standard way of communication besides breaking wood on eachother's heads? I dont know if you know this yet, but theres OTHER LANGUAGES OTHER THAN ENGLISH. pretty hard to grasp isnt it? -_-
trineroks 1 year ago 3
@trineroks And to top that off, English isn't even the most spoken language in the world. It's hard to grasp as well, but guess what, the most spoken language is Mandarin.
P3RF3CTD3ATH 1 year ago
@P3RF3CTD3ATH True, but English is still the international language of business, the same way French was before English.
daEggboi 1 year ago
@P3RF3CTD3ATH yeah english is really the 3rd spanish is 2nd and spanish is the most spread language too. Because chinsese is only the msot spoken because there are so many people living in china.
Maxaker67 1 year ago
@Maxaker67
Fuck, man. Google can easily topple that argument.
THE FASTEST SITE FOR SEARCHING STATISTICS CAN REFUTE YOUR ARGUMENT.
YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY MIX UP SOMETHING THAT EVEN MOST PARTS OF ASIA LEARN AS A SECOND LANGUAGE TO BE IN 3RD.
nisbahmumtaz909 1 year ago
@nisbahmumtaz909 well you are right I just heard recently spanish was now the 2nd most spoken.
Maxaker67 1 year ago
@Maxaker67
i doubt it... mandorin chinese is 1 and english is 2 im pretty sure
unholypenguin4 1 year ago
@unholypenguin4 Wikipedia says english is ranking 3 by native speakers and spanish ranking 2.
Maxaker67 1 year ago
@Maxaker67 This is wikipedia we're talking about.
JustElixrr 1 year ago
@JustElixrr yeah nice argument. I don't think wikipedia is wrong on this.
Maxaker67 1 year ago
@Maxaker67
>citing wikipedia as a reliable source of information
hello there, you must be new on the intrawebs
Rovlad1984 1 year ago
@Rovlad1984 serach most spoken languages on google and look for yourself.
Maxaker67 1 year ago
@Maxaker67 You guys must realize that most of these sources you guys are getting from are wrong. First off, America's population isn't even a 5th of China's population, so obviously there will be more chinese speakers. Second, the usual site wont list that almost all top chinese schools require you to take an English class, and that English is the most learned language around the world.
SirCheezey 1 year ago
@SirCheezey im talking about native speakers,I think spanish wins against english if you only consider the native speaking population.
Maxaker67 1 year ago
@unholypenguin4 pzkid
ventHARAS 1 year ago
@Maxaker67 Hell Yea.
arvenlord 1 year ago
SOMESING ON YOUR MIND??
daPeekingDUCK 1 year ago
i don't know if most people know this, but Korean is actually awfully close to Enligsh,
MagneticMicro 1 year ago
i like how he said " no problem"
ronnyrizat 1 year ago
O REARY?
kdwormy 1 year ago 4
The unit responses are in English, why is it so hard to mimic a sound?
Mimicking isnt so hard to do ._.
ORLYYEARLYNOWAII 1 year ago
@ORLYYEARLYNOWAII is when not to do speak good englishes
english uses sounds foreign to other languages, like FUCKING ASIAN LANGUAGES GOD DAMN
tehpwnzorbobz 1 year ago
@tehpwnzorbobz
I dunno, i can imitate japanese and korean pretty well
ORLYYEARLYNOWAII 1 year ago
if i could be famous by playing starcraft and doing this crap...
renano95 1 year ago
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Diablo666Daemon666 1 year ago
Ready to roll out...
Diablo666Daemon666 1 year ago
I still think the word fuck should be put back into this sentence....
Vulture: "I aint got time to BEEP around"
Diablo666Daemon666 1 year ago
no prabrem!
AncestralViews 1 year ago
lol much of it doesnt even sound like english :P
MajinVegeto89 1 year ago
lol he says it has no idea what it actually means haha
slayerX2 1 year ago
@slayerX2 haha i bet. he just knows exactly what it sounds like form so much sc
Fiercefighter2 1 year ago
PROOOO SEEDING
pendelum5 1 year ago
Nerd heaven is not at gamestop.. Its in Korea..!
aceous99 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAH
DarkRiku117 1 year ago
spawn more overlords x10
BR177 2 years ago 3
hilarious
meltedsack421 2 years ago
lmfao "sutin' on ya mine"...its funny how he says it
CreeOps 2 years ago 2
THAT MAN IS THIRTY YEARS OLD.
Mongo2k 2 years ago
@Mongo2k with over 400k us american dollars. go figure who would of dunk it?
darkside3704 2 years ago
And by god he's 6"2'!
tubingforever 2 years ago
Nyahahahaha :)) Siege Tank and Vulture was great :D
L0v3ism 2 years ago 2
Identify target!
FalconStrike1 2 years ago 4
Thats what happens when you play starcraft the whole day..you learn english...LOL
yunacons 2 years ago 123
more like starcrack to south koreans
aSuperbadassninja 2 years ago 5
He's so good in Starcraft because he never went to English class.
FuckImperialism 2 years ago 183
@FuckImperialism he's korean, he speaks korean, in korea >.> ...you know any korean? lol.. most of the worlds learns what they can of english.
darkside3704 2 years ago
@FuckImperialism JEALOUS?
kira103089 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism English class in South Korea.
MrLag1337 1 year ago
@MrLag1337 Of course!! Everybody should learn English, even animals. I'm not implying that SKoreans are animals, just that English is the standard way of communication besides breaking a piece of wood in the head of another while grunting.
FuckImperialism 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism I would rather know how to speak Korean or Japanese rather than English, but sadly I don't. I would also rather live in Asia instead of America. Fuck English, you slut.
MrLag1337 1 year ago
@MrLag1337: they don't speak english in whole America, just in a couple of countries.
saulocpp 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism you sound like an ignorant american...
RustyMcclintock 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism actually, the weird thing is, multiple countries have used starcraft to teach the english language and pronounceable! XD
keyong97 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism HOW DARE U MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE EMPEROR
imcoolerthnu 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism hi grack
artracks 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism
korean dont care about english. English is not a compulsory language!
adnanaddo 1 year ago
@FuckImperialism and you're bad @ starcraft cause you spend your time posting hate mongering comments about fucking non-americans english... aren't you cool?
lsdgod 11 months ago 2
@lsdgod he was just joking take a chill pill geez
Nutriment6464 11 months ago
@lsdgod He is officially mad
EddyMcK 11 months ago
@EddyMcK yeah he wishes he had half the skill in boxer's pinky toe.
lsdgod 11 months ago
his english sucks xD but the vulture impression was great :)
veteran501 2 years ago 9
/facepalm
TomValedro 2 years ago 7
you wanna piece of meat
One777oto72ide 2 years ago
wtf
Axidy 1 year ago
"summin on yo mind?"
powerlvl9001 2 years ago 5
"something on your mind"
Rohkus 2 years ago 2
A round of applause for The Emperor!
Umba 2 years ago 2
IDENTIFY TARGET!!!!
EliteDoomer 2 years ago
DE-LIGHTED TO, SIR!
HentaiNoKamiSama92 2 years ago
LOL "Sumthin on ya miyind" xDDDD
bluhurrican 2 years ago 6
aw he didn't say my favorite. "DESTINATION
rcaladlr 2 years ago
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! I had no idea Korean bitches were turned on by Starcraft impressions!!! xD
Byakuganmaster100 2 years ago
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YO nig
u the bitch
who fuck scourage
heeseung5 2 years ago
I was talking about the girls in the girls background screaming for him dude lol
Byakuganmaster100 2 years ago
LOL
sorry
are u korean?
heeseung5 2 years ago
Lol its cool. And na Im Mexican and White :D
Byakuganmaster100 2 years ago
Wow, and the ladies love it.
Wish they were as receptive to starcraft impressions in the United States.
deafinmyrighteye 2 years ago 15
they are receptive to big macs
kolbiie 2 years ago 7
Koreans are funneh
Smuurfisar 2 years ago 3
He did pretty good for a guy who doesn't understand English.
darkchiron 2 years ago 9
HAHA REally good! love it
CTXkingdom 2 years ago 4
lmao, I-DIN-TI-FY TAR-R-GET!
RFToxicTofu 2 years ago 91
I thought it was I TAKE A FAR TARGET X0
SeoWut 2 years ago 4
Haha very far indeed.
swupstik 2 years ago
lol koreans will beamazed by anything starcraft related
OnlyKurial 2 years ago 12
Can anyone tell me the name of a program that plays "broken" StarCraft replays? Thanks.
regresseur 2 years ago
its called broken for a reason...
might wanna try google tho :)
toliot 2 years ago
pro skillz .... for a korean!
ChrisPark12 2 years ago
I wish i was that awesome
H4L0GaNGT4R 2 years ago 2
they dont speak english, well some of them dont, epic vid heh :D
galeitiaa 2 years ago
Boxer did so well on the seige tank. Lulz
DudethatGross 2 years ago 4
he does epic impressions and he doesnt even speak english
skittlesaretasty 2 years ago 5
man...
i really love boxers...
he's the besttttttttt!!!!!
seokha 2 years ago
Hmm, maybe I should do that over in Korea... I shall be rich beyond belief, considering I can actually speak English. But then again I can't speak korean, so I wouldn't be able to talk to my audience. Dammit world!!!
harleybushmonkey 2 years ago
Haha, Unit impressions seem to be stand-up comedy over there in South Korea. :D
Kino5journey 2 years ago 6
NOT A PROBREM
chickensesame 2 years ago 2
wtf!?!!??!
jasonxseo 2 years ago
rofl wtf!? xD
underwatercookie 2 years ago
this supports my theory that asians are teh qyootest people on earth
234234234werrrrrrr 2 years ago 2
lol :D
yeah biizar you probably could do better but i mean english isn't his main language :)
interesting vid anyways XD
Yoshi17th 2 years ago