Mass Effect 2: Garrus is not afraid of space AIDS

[Iainluna]

Joker:"He pulled that stick out of his ass but now he is beating people to death with it"

Me:... i think i know how he got space aids and why he just does calibrations all day instead of goin out

[yubarta1]

"why dont we ever go somewhere nice?" sorry, all the nice places have been conquered by the bronies.... we must fight to get them back!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

I'm surprised he didn't say "Uh... Sorry Shepard, I gotta go do some calibrations".

[hyperreader]

garrus: i'm sorry shepard but i think i will stay back to calibrate this lady.

[kenickity]

whats that armour that shephards wearing? some kind of mod, or a limited/special/pre-ordered edition game?

[AfternoonWolfSpice]

@kenickity Cerberus Armor, you get it from the Cerberus Network which comes with every new copy of the game. Unless you bought it used, in which case you're missing out on A LOT of DLC that is exclusive to it.

[Xero293]

AAAIIIDS IIIIN SPAAAAAAAAACE!

[SageVallant]

It gets better if you do bring him along.

Garrus: Is it hot in here or is it just... Oh, that's not good.

[L0neW0lfSnip3r]

"you don't have a grenade launcher lady" XD

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

"I'm not gonna let a cough keep me back, but I'd rather be doing those calibrations..."

[skiIler]

Space aids its very serious for aliens. Its like super aids. But then in space... AND for aliens.

[BioWake74]

@skiIler  SPAAAAACCCEE!!!

[rockworm503]

I love how a plague thats been killing everyone but the humans and Vorcha and Garris is like "i'm not gonna let a simple cough hold me back."

thats what you call your race dying? A simple cough lol

[xMunchers]

Garrus: The Ace Of Spades.

[OrangeMoonclaw]

Don't ingest space aids.

[stickfighter1234]

Don't you think space herpies is enough? Now aids? Dam you galaxy!

[Arzaker]

captions

a quarantine zone for a plauge that kills turians

(a quarantine soon for a selected few strings

[bigad97]

Space AIDS? ...that a new one.

[soaponaroapDG]

what's worse than AIDS?

AIDS INNN SPAAAAACE!!

[MegaIllusiveMan]

Garrus: It's your call, Shepard. IF you need me, I'm not going to let a cough keep me back

Shepard: So come with me Garrus

Garrus: Can't wait for a bit? I'm in the Middle of Some calibrations

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

I read the title and was like who is?

[DroolingCola]

I would right a witty comment about it but im in the midddle of some callibrations

[randomface54]

Space AIDS??? Damn that slut Kelly! She said she was clean!

[Wolfstanus]

@randomface54 Scale itch?

[randomface54]

@Wolfstanus The amount of slutting Kelly does, it wouldn't suprise me if she was carrying multiple STD's.

[vk732]

Fractured my thumb on the "like" button, but I think I made my point

[PowerOfOats]

what armor is that???

[Gaming4Tube]

Whats that armor? It looks like .. the armor from halo reach, i think.

[Groovyskillz]

''I might cough and die, but who cares? i mean, i'm just as likely to die on your SUICIDE mission''

[HcmJames]

is it getting hot in here or is that me? Oh... thats not good.

[McCbobbish]

What armor are you wearing?

[Silent14389]

@McCbobbish that is the Cerberus Assault Armor, part of the dlc

[ThatTuckerKid]

Space AIDS.

It's an epidemic.

[coldshoulder14]

Because... we don't have the funding Garrus.

[TheCryoScales]

Is that Jacob's alternate outfit? How exactly could you bring a loyal Jacob with you to Mordin's loyalty mission? You can only do loyalty missions after Horizon

[TheBigCberry]

@TheCryoScales I don't think it's his alternate outfit. I haven't played this save in so long though so I don't know for sure. Good question... Lol

[182crazyK]

@TheBigCberry It's the default outfit, trust me, I'd know the alternate outfit a mile away. The thing makes Jacob look like a bumblebee. -.-

[2010crackmonkey]

@TheBigCberry

no thats jacob's original suit..i had to turn on my game to make sure

[SpectreGuy1997]

@TheCryoScales Its just the coloring....

[bluetoaster8822]

@TheCryoScales Nah, his alt outfit (from loyalty) has more white and yellow on it... I think. I dunno, it's been a while since I played this game too.

[blazinghen]

@TheCryoScales It's not. His AO is black and yellow with no white or gray.

[TheOwned3]

@TheCryoScales Not Mordin's loyalty mission, but recruiting mission...

[TheCryoScales]

@TheOwned3 Question still applies regardless.

[talkto1]

@TheCryoScales It is not Jacob's alternate outfit. His alternate outfit is yellowy-orange.

[HeDothJest]

@TheCryoScales Thats not Mordin's loyalty mission, Thats his recruitment mission. :D

[fromthatonemovie]

@TheCryoScales actually im pretty sure i did Jacob's loyalty mission before Horizon

[floyder50]

@TheCryoScales it's his normal suit

[lodziklocPL]

@TheCryoScales - it may be "alternative outfits" DLC. Did the poster of this video download that DLC?

[TheCryoScales]

@lodziklocPL This video came out only a few months after release, the Alternative Outfits DLC came out like a year after release

[icetrey87]

@TheCryoScales

Looks like Jacob's regular outfit to me...

But anyway this isn't Mordin's loyalty mission, it's his recruitment mission. And yes loyalty missions don't start popping up until after Horizon.

[OoopMAXqooO]

@TheCryoScales no, its just the lighting giving his outfit a orange appearence. Its just his default "armor"

[aperson30]

@TheCryoScales its default, and its mordins recruitment mission not loyalty

[R0f1c0pt3rOMG]

@TheCryoScales That is only the Recruitment mission for Mordin, Not his Loyalty Mission other wise Mordin would be there and not one of the other two.

[TheICWLeague]

@TheCryoScales

it is not but if you played on PC you cand do whatever the hell you like

[Cotaqownsu]

@TheCryoScales That is his default uniform, his other is more yellow-ish...

[Shicbs]

@TheCryoScales That's the Cerberus Combat Armor you get in for buying the game un-used. The Cerberus Network code.

[TheCryoScales]

@Shicbs I wasnt talking about Shepard's armor, I was talking about Jacob's.

Hence when I used the word "Jacob" twice

[Shicbs]

@TheCryoScales Haha, sorry 'bout that. Not really my comment. Thanks Jeff for ruining my stainless reputation on YouTube. Curse your inability to read correctly.

Well, anyways, it was not me commenting. I'm gonna punch him. There. Now he's screaming WTF. And now he hit me back. Again. And again. I'll be right back. Okay, he's cool. I'll just punch him one more time to make sure this doesn't happen again. There. He has suffered enough, don't you think :3

(Gladly I didn't punch him in the face.)

[Shicbs]

@TheCryoScales yes he did hit me in the face and quite the few times now.

[Shicbs]

@TheCryoScales Ignore him.

[Shicbs]

@TheCryoScales why are you replying to him every time you want to comment something stupid?

[Shicbs]

@TheCryoScales I have no fucking idea, but just go to your own account!

[superdogmeatmeat]

"I enjoy the sign of humans on their knees."

o_O

"That is a joke."

"Right."

[xXNeverendingPainXx]

@superdogmeatmeat oh my god i loved that xDDDD that was EDI to Joker rite?

[superdogmeatmeat]

@xXNeverendingPainXx

ye

[dude1454545]

@superdogmeatmeat btw its not sign its sight :D

[tybash]

@superdogmeatmeat

The sight, not sign. 

[UnBobleavable]

@superdogmeatmeat i wish joker said kinky instead of O_o

[yubarta1]

@superdogmeatmeat THAT IS A JOKE.... joker

[TheCrimsonWarhawk]

wait, he doesnt have a grenade launcher he has a black hole launcher! xD

[the0guilty0ones]

Oh Garrus. Never change. <3

[KryssySushi]

Yeah, then you bring him in and he coughs and gets worried.

[SecretLars]

just so you know AIDS is not airbourne, it's sexualy transmitted!

[UnBobleavable]

@SecretLars Its also why people like you are aborted.

[SecretLars]

@UnBobleavable why thank you I'm still here! You see abortion is when you kill the fetus and nothing of me is dead. You on the other hand seem to have very much dead tissue and empty space where your brain should have been!

[UnBobleavable]

@SecretLars as edi would say, "that was a joke"

[SecretLars]

@UnBobleavable (o_O) ... ooh ok!

[Prnnce]

@UnBobleavable Ha ha

fat chance

Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist :O)

[UnBobleavable]

@Prnnce fine, if i cant get cake from you, ill just go to black mesa... ooooh... i forgot ._.

[Prnnce]

@UnBobleavable But' there's no sence crying over the fact that I don't have portal 2....

:l

[UnBobleavable]

@Prnnce whaaa? whats this got to do with portal 2 im very confuzzled right now DX

[Prnnce]

@UnBobleavable well since we are just fuckin around whit the lirics why not ?

[UnBobleavable]

@Prnnce ah... i see

[smiffy992]

@UnBobleavable Hahahaha!

[Trinitrotoluo]

Lol space aids!

[MrApplejackoff]

What armor is that and how did you get it

[AlAsAd570]

@MrApplejackoff its a DLC 

[Bahamutdordi]

@MrApplejackoff Its the cerebrus armor you get with the collectors edition

[CameraChameleon]

Does that mean he was the one who brought Scale Itch onto my Normandy...? D8