This is too funny! Craig and Scott...well done. You should get Mark before he leaves for America and try some bachelor-style cooking with him. Love it, guys. Fantastic and hilarious.
lol I love craig! He is hilarious! He is a computer techncian at my old primary school! He is very funny! Went on camp with us ;) fixes the computers at mi old PS
people who get cooking shows on tv are ussely chefs that own there own resaraunt. every one from jamie oliver to gordan ramsey got there shows because they had opened resaurants(but they trained for years)
people who get cooking shows on tv are ussely chefs that own there own resaraunt. every one from jamie oliver to gordan ramsey got there shows because they had opened resaurants(but they trained for years)
Funny in the way that Kath and Kim is funny... cos we all know at least one friend or relative or whatever that actually cooks like that... keep up the good work.
...The only thing I would have loved to have seen - would've topped it all of beautifully - would have been to see you pouring the "...nice glass of veeno' out of one of those $10 red wine casks.
you people with crap comments are all fucked up. go Craig keep up the good work mate. and as for you negative fuckers, go get your mum to show you how to make fairy bread you queer cunts
Can't believe the comments! You just don't get it... listen carefully, IT'S a JOKE, you are either a bunch of dumb shits or you're taking the piss. Somehow I suspect the former, we are really scraping the bottom of the gene pool with those comment makers, go and find something that only takes a few brain cells to understand... what's the bet that you don't have any taste and love Big Brother.
Haha how demented, it was so unbearable the first time that i literally just skipped through it and it seemed like it was real. I actually watched it without skipping this time and... um yeah, it's pretty obvious that they're taking the piss. The part that shits me though is even though it's a joke, it's genuinely not funny? Annoying if anything.
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I don't usually make meaningless negative comments, but pretty much everything about this video was absolute crap. "Bon appetito... mayte"... get fucked.
it looks delicious, and it's a good idea to add some personnal ingredient to have your personnal toutch, the jam should be fine.Don't care about the stupid commments. The cooking is an art and each artist is different.
What the hell kind of baloney is that Bolognese? Can't wait to see the episode where you cut your fingers since you obviously don't know how to handle a knife. You know what you should serve this meal with? A dumpster.
I got to try this strawberry jam next time. My "secret" ingredient for this is Oyster Sauce. Pretty much the same amount used for strawberry jam and add it to the meat when frying it with onion and garlic. Also to enhance the flavour I use oregano and rosemary.
The video production is top shelf but man, you have no effin' idea how to cook boognaise! I deadset hope that was a piss take! Bottled garlic! bottled premade sauce and ... strqberry jam... what the?!? Mate, as long as you like it fine but ... what you just made ain't Spag Bol. Good video work though.
hahaha you're using pre-made spaghetti sauce and tomato KETCHUP. im sorry but this aint a recipe for spaghetti bolog...it's just instructions how to put together pre-made ingredients. average.
I gotta admit this is exactly how I make spagbog, so to criticise would be somewhat hypocritical...but then again I'm not reading out the jar's instructions on film like some mongul bachelor...
There's already a guy on TV whose show uses the same pacing, the same kind of music, the same intonations (except for the accent), etc. In fact everything is the same except he uses fresh ingredients.
Interesting point is that this dish would taste 1000 times better if you use fresh ingredients and make it from scratch. Might take you an extra 20 minutes and cost another $5, but it would be better than eating this disgusting shit that Craig serves up.
hmmm...very good idea for the average home cook but you can always find the recipe for the sauce and make it from scratch, that way you can tweek it any way you like, i was in culinary school so i think thats the way id go, but thanks for the ideas!
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fucking crap wheres the Big Mac Mc donalds food is the only proper food in the world all other food sucks everyone should eat at mc donalds every day
hey craig you are weird and you should come back to our school. mjl XD
MAMEVIDAT 2 years ago
lol you guys used to work at my school
acttca110 2 years ago
why would u put jam in bolognaise??
CocoBean691 2 years ago
you are a total wanker, you cant cook for shit. gotta say you and michelle make the perfect couple and yous both dont no how to cook...absolute joke
lvnlife2007 3 years ago
it's done with a side of humour, you obviously don't get it.
nailsforlunch 3 years ago
lvnlife2007 you are and idiot. dead set.
daltonschloss 2 years ago
you are a total wanker, you cant cook for shit. gotta say you and michelle make the perfect couple and yous both dont no how to cook...absolute joke
lvnlife2007 3 years ago
u crack me up!
ctemple81 3 years ago
This is too funny! Craig and Scott...well done. You should get Mark before he leaves for America and try some bachelor-style cooking with him. Love it, guys. Fantastic and hilarious.
jfdabc74 3 years ago
lol I love craig! He is hilarious! He is a computer techncian at my old primary school! He is very funny! Went on camp with us ;) fixes the computers at mi old PS
Nolee888 3 years ago
oops i wrote that before he added the strawberry jam, gross!
AndrewLeeFinnigan 3 years ago
There is something uniquely australian about this show, i dont know how many times ive made this same recipie, hehe
AndrewLeeFinnigan 3 years ago
these r funny as hahaha
Prawnlet 3 years ago
FAIL
Shaanan 3 years ago
i don't know whether i lauged more at the video or the comments
knowsgrass 3 years ago
Im a chef. This guy is not the best cook but there is something about it. I cant stop watching it. I cant tell if its for real or taking the piss?
chrissyggeisha 3 years ago
Well it's... Good to see Australians are being represented so intelligently
And showing off how we cook "Al Dent-ee"
xTheRainbowKidx 3 years ago
Nice craig, you get a sticker!
Krausea13 3 years ago
I absolutely love this, he is amazing and it is so well shot and produced. Brilliant job!
creativefisher 3 years ago
i think he is taking off a famous chef. Either Bill Granger, or the guy who i cant remember.
vloggernoob 3 years ago
people who get cooking shows on tv are ussely chefs that own there own resaraunt. every one from jamie oliver to gordan ramsey got there shows because they had opened resaurants(but they trained for years)
ratkid666 3 years ago
people who get cooking shows on tv are ussely chefs that own there own resaraunt. every one from jamie oliver to gordan ramsey got there shows because they had opened resaurants(but they trained for years)
ratkid666 3 years ago
is he for real though??...seriously i think he is...and thats what scares me!!! HEy could be worse, he could be the next 'naked' chef...ARRGGGHHH!!
crosscand 3 years ago
this is to funny,this guy has to be for real, you just cant make stuff like this up.. LOLOL..
TURBOswiftgti 3 years ago
love this.
soapdesu 3 years ago
his dad was a cook, his mum was a cook, his cat was a cook, his pet kangaroo was a cook... and he is a mechanic right? hahahaha
rooboysa 3 years ago 2
simmering on the oven...good one
ngaire74 3 years ago
this is a joke right
??
pr1s3dentBush 3 years ago
love this show! I live in Australia, so everything he cooks is easily done, as ingredients are available.
almaep 3 years ago
fuking loving it.
strawberry jam!
poostains009 3 years ago 2
Yep...Everytime I watch this I laugh and dry-reach all at once.
Like Hando said in Romper Stomper "Bloddy Wog CRAP!!"
troy5690 3 years ago
BOLisimo haha man ur the funniest. shiiit im loving this haha el denti!! ima go make some tho haha with the italian stuf with the flag and all
yokashaakstra 3 years ago
you legend, thanks for sharing australia's national dish with the world
kentgoanna 3 years ago
Excellent episode mate!!...keep it up. Cheers.
Frankybags 3 years ago
lol hate those reduced to clear stickers! anyone who works on checkout agrees i know you do!
asnunk 3 years ago
YUM craig. good job
OzTerri 3 years ago
Funny in the way that Kath and Kim is funny... cos we all know at least one friend or relative or whatever that actually cooks like that... keep up the good work.
Condolini 3 years ago
...The only thing I would have loved to have seen - would've topped it all of beautifully - would have been to see you pouring the "...nice glass of veeno' out of one of those $10 red wine casks.
Anyhow, something to think about. Still loved it!
I liked EPISODE 2 as well!!!
Keep up the great work!
b0bh3lp3r 3 years ago
Maaate!
Fucking funny shit!
Love it!... ...just LOVE it!
Keep 'em comming!
b0bh3lp3r 3 years ago
That pasta is most defiantly not "Al dente"
TyaxComp 3 years ago
Marvellous! Eat your heart out, Nigella!
yakovsmirnov55 4 years ago
Ripper. Reminds me of me.
kitedeath 4 years ago
To all the negative posters, this is Aussie humour at it's best. Love it.
thedunedain 4 years ago
It's Aussie humour alright, just not the best.
spentfromnz 4 years ago
Craig love your work. Keep up the good work. Reminds me of the share house I lived in...lol
mellllb 4 years ago
you people with crap comments are all fucked up. go Craig keep up the good work mate. and as for you negative fuckers, go get your mum to show you how to make fairy bread you queer cunts
gongbillies 4 years ago 2
lol
naivan1987 3 years ago
Can't believe the comments! You just don't get it... listen carefully, IT'S a JOKE, you are either a bunch of dumb shits or you're taking the piss. Somehow I suspect the former, we are really scraping the bottom of the gene pool with those comment makers, go and find something that only takes a few brain cells to understand... what's the bet that you don't have any taste and love Big Brother.
01464078 4 years ago 5
Haha how demented, it was so unbearable the first time that i literally just skipped through it and it seemed like it was real. I actually watched it without skipping this time and... um yeah, it's pretty obvious that they're taking the piss. The part that shits me though is even though it's a joke, it's genuinely not funny? Annoying if anything.
jbbeats 4 years ago
it's not absurd enough or satirical enough to be a good joke. if anything it's a poor joke, or even worse....it's not a joke at all
but actually some guy who thinks he can cook
johnmair 4 years ago
Happy V Day Everyone ;)
PEACE
edockettv 4 years ago
either this guy is the biggest EGG on the planet or he's the new andy kaufmann
johnmair 4 years ago
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I don't usually make meaningless negative comments, but pretty much everything about this video was absolute crap. "Bon appetito... mayte"... get fucked.
jbbeats 4 years ago
Go spag bol!!
BathingFrankyTv 4 years ago
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looked like fuckin shit and you look like a fucking retard
BigRedIsGod 4 years ago
Hahah, the jam sealed it, this has to be bullsh*t. Kudos for the idea, but the delivery was pretty lacklustre. Try again, this has potential.
JohnathanCross 4 years ago
wtf is this
wog4lyfe777 4 years ago
I am pretty sure it is a pisstake... wait for episode 2...
hairball1975 4 years ago
Oh it's so much better listening to an aussie voice rather than a yanky one it's like a breath of fresh air :)
judgejudyslover 4 years ago
He's taking the piss everyone! Take it easy...
KonnyM 4 years ago
Hey man u cook for shit i will show u how to cook real bolinaise.....I agree with the comment about shit loads of garlic thats gross...
Nosser12 4 years ago
Maybe you could show him how to make it, and he could show you how to spell it?
aceandsarahjane 3 years ago
looks like somthing id make and eat when im drunk.
CuntGut 4 years ago
looked like shit
wog4lyfe777 4 years ago 2
that looked like shit...
popnfresh81 4 years ago
Mate, Whats up with that.....
Why would you want to announce to the world you are a shit cook.
If you want a good receipe for Bolognase I can give you one.....
So you have substituted Jam for Sugar...WOW.
Hope you have a Gas oven so you can Gas yourself. Would you know how to turn it on?
oxygen719 4 years ago
comment of the century
stu22aus 4 years ago
it looks delicious, and it's a good idea to add some personnal ingredient to have your personnal toutch, the jam should be fine.Don't care about the stupid commments. The cooking is an art and each artist is different.
darkyannouche 4 years ago 3
wauu man srry for saying this but WHAT THE FUCK????????
that doesnt look so eatdible i mean serously man
ExotermalGuy 4 years ago
Man that was fuck loads of garlic lol
cdubs896 4 years ago
What the hell kind of baloney is that Bolognese? Can't wait to see the episode where you cut your fingers since you obviously don't know how to handle a knife. You know what you should serve this meal with? A dumpster.
midtowner 4 years ago
im not sure if that was a video taking the piss or a man with passion for cooking but lacking cooking skill..
izy180 4 years ago
I got to try this strawberry jam next time. My "secret" ingredient for this is Oyster Sauce. Pretty much the same amount used for strawberry jam and add it to the meat when frying it with onion and garlic. Also to enhance the flavour I use oregano and rosemary.
sillychild420 4 years ago
I use Basil and Oregano. Lots of it.
And it isn't that expensive "Graig".....
oxygen719 3 years ago
The video production is top shelf but man, you have no effin' idea how to cook boognaise! I deadset hope that was a piss take! Bottled garlic! bottled premade sauce and ... strqberry jam... what the?!? Mate, as long as you like it fine but ... what you just made ain't Spag Bol. Good video work though.
christo65 4 years ago
mamma mia....
kamasouthra 4 years ago
lol
BigRedIsGod 4 years ago
You put cooking shows in their place. Great parody!
mikeamor 4 years ago
I dont think it's a parody....
maxevan13 4 years ago
Your really good, i respect you because i can see that you have a genuine heart for cooking, and for life.
You should send your stuff to a community based program and see if you can get your own show.
Go to my videos or search "Martians on Pluto" for something clever, unique and kinda funny.
Proweys 4 years ago
sheett....one big sheett....small there
djblatancy 4 years ago
真想尝一口啊.
chinaMoonlight 4 years ago
what
poludeobre 4 years ago
noice one
Write14u 4 years ago
go ausiie go..
dne04 4 years ago
LOL - fantastic. But how did you get your hands on MY secret spag bog recipe? (though it should be apricot jam, not strawberries) :P
Well done :D
wynflete 4 years ago
Sigh to all the people that think that this is serious.
Ugh.
RandomBrainwave 4 years ago 3
hahaha you're using pre-made spaghetti sauce and tomato KETCHUP. im sorry but this aint a recipe for spaghetti bolog...it's just instructions how to put together pre-made ingredients. average.
johnmair 4 years ago
dude go contact the food network, and u can have ur own show!!GO4IT..and i'll watch
freedomland11 4 years ago
dude please
Jamaican cooks forever!..
wow if only you knew...i think that could take a whole lot more to spice up the taste
obliviondick 4 years ago
Unwashed, unshaved and wearing a smelly old shirt. Only things missing are the belch and Craig scratching himself. 'The smell when I came home...'
mixedgrain 4 years ago
I gotta admit this is exactly how I make spagbog, so to criticise would be somewhat hypocritical...but then again I'm not reading out the jar's instructions on film like some mongul bachelor...
Good editing though
stu22aus 4 years ago
u make spagbog? that sounds disgusting
maxevan13 4 years ago
There's already a guy on TV whose show uses the same pacing, the same kind of music, the same intonations (except for the accent), etc. In fact everything is the same except he uses fresh ingredients.
Just an observation.
dragonladi2002 4 years ago
Interesting point is that this dish would taste 1000 times better if you use fresh ingredients and make it from scratch. Might take you an extra 20 minutes and cost another $5, but it would be better than eating this disgusting shit that Craig serves up.
Makes Huey's turds look like quality food.
maxbuc 4 years ago
MAXbuc is a fag. I think I saw some pics of him blowing some dude on the internet. Good job craig!
xderekdarkox 4 years ago
Why were you looking for pics of guys blowing guys on the net? Seeking inspiration to spice up a night with Brian?
maxbuc 4 years ago
yo, xderekdorkfaggot, max just tore you a new a-hole, dipshit...and he's right about the fresh ingredients, kumtwat
dickenine 4 years ago 3
hmmm...very good idea for the average home cook but you can always find the recipe for the sauce and make it from scratch, that way you can tweek it any way you like, i was in culinary school so i think thats the way id go, but thanks for the ideas!
drakenvail 4 years ago
pasta, (canned) tomatoes, onion, garlic, oil, meat, (dried herbs). that's spaghetti bolognese!
why the fuck would anyone put expensive, additive packed, pre-prepared shit-sauce or supermarket garlic in there??????
fuck the jam : the tomatoes are already sweet!
go to hell mr. salesman
wadadde 4 years ago
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fucking crap wheres the Big Mac Mc donalds food is the only proper food in the world all other food sucks everyone should eat at mc donalds every day
mysteriousvvv 4 years ago
Look out Neil Perry, Craig's in town.
Mattman1111 4 years ago
Clap, clap, clap .... no nonsense, everyday cooking, and you dont have to buy the very best of everything to have a yummy meal.
53531640 4 years ago
thursday is our spaghetti night aswell XD
TwistedRottenCorpse 4 years ago
orly?
johnmair 4 years ago
GOD! as u ate it at the end. im like pretending im eating it jahaha :"( ure a lucky lucky boy
GilesArmstrong 4 years ago
I put a dash of
Cinzanno Red on the sauce...
Cool beans!
EasyRaoul 4 years ago 2
My mouth's watering. I like the idea of using the jam. I'll try it next time. :) Thanks for sharing.
DonChooch 4 years ago
use spanish onions and toss the spag with the meat, have dry bits is bad!
morphix007 4 years ago
Hi, I just wanted to know if your joking about the jam. I cant think how that would taste good with tomatos, gralic and meat???
lollycsu 4 years ago
Great, love the money savings tips, yum
01464078 4 years ago
This is just great, quite funny!
Looking forward to seeing the next episode...
BellaMish 4 years ago