Added: 3 years ago
From: skwisgaar451
Views: 116,765
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (890)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Chuck Norris need no weapon the weapon need chuck norris

  • they say he has no chin only another fist

  • ppl who disliked weren't able to make chuck norris in fallout 3 :P

  • nope, chuck testa :P

  • It made me want play fal 3 again :)

  • imagine chuck norris in power armor.....not a very pleasent image

  • i think it's funny! lol

  • If Chuck uses the sledgehammer he would knock earth from orbit...

  • Chuck Norris is an actor that knows karate. He's over-rated.

  • @dudog9 and he was never seen again...

  • Lol...thanks for the upload. Thumbs up

  • chuck norris is a faggot

  • That was hella awsome

  • @0USA17750 2 weeks Ago and we dont listen anything about you...... u survive him ?

  • Never met Chuck Norris before, but I here he chews nails and spits napalm.

  • 5/5 !!

  • ... Henry repeater from red dead redemption?

  • @trippinthesaiyan lincolns repeater from the downtown ruins. inside a museum

  • chuck norris blew up the enclave base with a single touch

  • Chuck Norris can go from fallout 3 to new Vegas using fast travel

  • When God plays Fall Out 3 he uses Chuck Mode to stay alive

  • Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

  • @soulwolf2010 ownadge 

  • Chuck norris poops mini nukes, pees nuka-cola quantum, and puke radaways

  • Lol with the song :)

  • they say once Chuck Norris drank some Nuka Cola Quantum near Vault 87 entrance, and his burps still live in the area...

  • Good, but the face was a little off.

  • chuck norris killed 49 gays

  • Chuck Norris kills 10 behemoths with meir eyesight......

  • this is fake. If Chuck Norris used a power fist, the world wouldn't even exist...

  • lol

  • chuck norris spits out fat man bombs and burps flamer fuel

  • walker wasteland ranger

  • bruce lee may have killed chuck norris but at least chuck norris is still alive

  • Chuck Norris doesnt need a gun . I mean come on,Yao Goai crap themselves as soon as Chuck Norris see's them ....

  • next time make a Justin Bieber too. hahaha

  • every time you masturbate chuck norris kiks an mexican baby in the face

  • @peri4matt Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kicks two mexican babies in the face, with one fist!

  • This is bull!, Chuck Norris would never use guns :)

  • You should have made it Bruce Lee cause he kicked Chuck Norris's ass in Return of the Dragon.

    P.S. all of you Chuck Norris fanboys you are idiots you probably have never seen one of Chuck Norris's movies in your entire like so if that's your case don't hate comment cause you just think it will make you popular saying stupid Chuck Norris jokes Bruce Lee can kick Chuck's ass even though he's dead!!!

  • @Knelson12345 chuck norris is justin beiber in man version bruce lee kicks his ass even ass a baby

  • @Knelson12345 I seen one of Chuck Norris' vietnam movies. He jumped on some guy with two grenades in his hands, then teleported back to his bed. Yeah, that wasn't a dream.

  • and his S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats are all over nine THOOOUSAAND!!

  • WALKER: TEXAS RANGER!

  • Thumbs up if you want Chuck Norris as a partner in the game

  • The Reason Chuck Norris Didnt die in the Great War was Because the Bombs Were to Afraid To hit him.

  • @MakingAirTrek they wont kill him anyway, he´ll just kick them and they´ll turn back to china

  • lol u need to show hem kicking some one

  • Who is chuck norris?

  • awesome

  • chuck norris wouldn't use a power fist. he'd roundhouse kick the shit outta the guy

  • Chuck Norris swims through land

  • once, a man asked chuck norris if the world will end in 2012, and chuck replied " depends how im feeling that day"

  • chuck norris created evry color in the visible spectrum,execpt pink,tom cruise created pink lol

  • Fuck Chuck Norris. He's a bigoted asshole and this meme needs to die.

  • @HomestarRunner20X6 chuck norris is coming for you just like chucky

  • @HomestarRunner20X6 why? should superman also die? should batman die?

    you must be a reaaaal dumb hick of you think we really believe he got ''super powers''. its only a normal myth which was created just to be funny and if you are gonna be a dick about it then that how we will think of you.

    ''homestarRunner20X6 real name is cock, thats why he is such a dick and a chicken.''

    just leave norris alone, ok?

  • @JoeRingo118 lol, what an idiotic rambling.

  • @HomestarRunner20X6 in about 15 days chuck norris will come to your house and beat the crap outta you

  • @HomestarRunner20X6 god no longer loves  you.

  • @hellbound3343 god is a lie

  • Chuck norris once beated the sun in a staring contest

  • I know chuck Norris I'm not kidding my uncle introduced me to him

  • A nuclear bomb didn't destroy DC, Chuck Norris blinked. 

  • Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

    Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

  • OMG

  • the 47 people got Rocketed my chuck norris

  • wow, all of you in the comments call yourselves chuck norris fans but have obviously never seen walker texas ranger (if anyone still dosent get it, yes. he uses a gun)

  • can i have save file? if this is for pc?

  • u liar chuck norris doesnt use guns he just stares at you and you drop dead or he just thinks about u in his head and u blow up from his awesomeniss

  • why does he have weapons?

  • This is not the real Chuck norris

    Chuck Norris kills people just by saying their names.

  • what's chuck norris using guns for....

  • Dude, if that was really chuck norris he wouldnt be using all those fancy weapons. He's use his legs to roundhouse kick his enemies!

  • chuck norris once peeded in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke, we now now that truck as optimus prime

  • thumbs up if u think chuck should beat a super mutant to death wit his fists!

  • @zabboo123 Thing is... the first punch would be the K.O.

    

  • he doesnt need a missle launcher to do that

  • CHUCK NORRIS YAHHHH!!!!

  • @az09f2 no he pees aqua pure (aqua pure is from broken steel btw XD)

  • @TheSickness12345 yeah if i ever get to the end of falllout 3 im not finishing it so i can keep playing

  • @roflspore lol u shud get broken steel its pretty pro XD but like 3x harder XD

  • @lizaix11 i dont have it i was borrowing it so yeah i got bored of it i just wish they had co-op for the entire game!

  • @TheSickness12345 yeah eliv is more fun i know the story wont be as good but can u just free roam and mess around more?

  • @TheSickness12345 dont have enough and idk if its worth it i got bored of fallout 3 FAST

  • @TheSickness12345 thank you to bad my freind wanted fallout 3 back :p

  • You're doing it wrong, he should be shooting Behemoths, not bullets.

  • lmao godlike

  • Chuck Norris suffers no damage from radiation. Radiation suffers damage from chuck Norris.

  • fact: when chuck norris eats at burger king, all of the chinese die in operation: ancorage

  • I hope you ll add Bud Spencer in fallout 3

  • where u get power punch?

  • @VorkutaRoach Im not dead yet!

  • Lol, did chuck just failed to kill with a missile launcher? Best representation of Norris ever: lots of action and no results. Bet his wife says the same.

  • So it was not the atomic bombs which did that, it was Chuck Norris which farted!

  • whats the song name?

  • @R4ul5k8 its not a song. its the Walker, Texas Ranger Theme song

  • @shadowinnothing you forgot the whole thing needs to BE IN CAPS LIKE THIS

    otherwise the weaker ones might miss it

  • the first bit reminded me of lone wolf mequade

  • WASTELAND JUSTICE

  • Chuck Norris never gets negative Karma.

  • Very nice ! xD

  • Fallout.. new texas..

  • 44 super-mutants (which became un-super when confronted by Chuck Norris) got targeted by Chuck Norris' never missing VATS

  • 44 dislikes really? jeez its the best one ive seen and plus he edited it to where it matched the music perfectly its so fitting

  • google wont search for chuck norris because it knows that you dont find chuck norris he finds you

  • Looks like Bob Marley.

  • chuck norris doesnt need a torch he just stares into the darkness and it gets out of his way he also doesnt read he interigates the book until it tells him what he needs to know

  • if chuck norris touch water he dosent get wet the water gets chuck norris´d

  • random guy:i killed chuck norris

    otherguy:thats impossible

    guy:no its not

    other guy:yea the bullet would have gotten scared and fly away

  • Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

  • Chuck Norris is a GECK

  • chuck norris got full life

  • Only Chuck Norris can beat a man to death with his own skull.

  • Chuck is so dangerous, he ripped a mans head off with his own toe.

  • Nice Resemblance

  • chuck noris wipes out the enclave without moving a mussule.

  • chuck norris shot down a behemouth bye aiming his finger at him and saying BANG

  • when the world ends in 2012 chuck norris builds 2013

  • ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

  • I think you titled he video wrong, it should be "Fallout 3 in Chuck Norris"

  • Nice one yo!!!

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need air to survive , the air needs him.

  • One time a cobra bit chuck norris, and after five very painfull days the cobra died

  • @MrGmodmaster i love that joke

  • Yeah. This seems about right.

  • Chuck Norris doesin't gain rads. The rads gain him.

  • thats not a mini gun.... its his c**k

  • @jacobandquinn  lmfaooo

  • Chuck Norris once visited Megaton, The atomic bomb exploded shortly after he fell into Moira.

  • That's not a Power Fist he's wielding... it's just his leather glove!

  • When Chuck Norris wants to kill someone, he heads to Megaton.

  • This made me laugh. I think it's the gay theme song.

  • 44 people tried to fight chuck norris

  • I modelled my character on Snake from MGS3.

    So my character also looks like Chuck Norris!

    Win on so many levels.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't turn on lights, he turns off the dark.

  • When Chuck Norris was cloned and fought Chuck Norris... by God imagine that

  • @october3110 better than nothing :p

  • thats not chuck norris!!!! Thats a lame ass guy..... right? right? oh god!!! CHUCKS COMING FOR ME!!!!!

  • i think lincoln's repeater should be named chuck's repeater i didn't ask for thumbs up!! :)

  • @mach0man44 Good, since you didn't get any

  • You forgot the roundhouse kick but epic vid.

  • i made chuck in FNV and it fits him more

  • it doesnt look like chuck norris so it isnt chuck norris!

  • OMG...HE'S EVERYWERE...I THINK YOU HAVE NO PROBLEMS TO KIK DOWN BALROG'S....

  • chuch norris is so tough he has another fist for a chin

  • how dare you give norris such a thin beard

  • my first words 4real WALKER TEXAS RANGER! i would push people down and say that 2 them!

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a power fist to kill a slaver you sir have lied to us!

  • Fucking yes,  lol.

    <3

  • NO it the mysterious stranger

  • lol!!!

  • :20 chuck norris kills while working out

  • Fallout: texas....no ncr......no enclave...no brotherhood...only order is Chuck Norris

  • Comment removed

  • ahahahahah 

  • Wasteland doesnt hurt Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hurts wasteland.

  • When Chuck Norris walks into the irradiated chamber, the radiation dies.

  • @Marvelfan217 lol chuck norris walked into an irradiated chamber, the radiation got Chuck poisoning.

  • We all know the fraze "I think therefor I am" IT IS INCOMPLETE the real version is I think therefor I am afraid of chuk norris

  • the owner of the vid is a FUCKIN' GENIUS!!!! :D loooooooooooooooooooool it's CHUCK!

  • he looks like an ass pirate cough cough* i mean chuck norris*anyways wheres the iconic red beard or is this his cowboy lover LOOOL

  • chuck norris is a sheriff?????

  • @Thrillingkronos yes indeed he is good sir

  • @Thrillingkronos chuck norris can be anything he could be a unicorn or a double rainbow for all we know o.o

  • @treeblinn

    He can't be a wimp!

  • @Thrillingkronos TEXAS RANGER GIT-R-DUN!!!  im not insulting your intelligence

  • dude can you tell me the name of the song

  • @noobhunter1217 false nova pays chuck norris

  • chuck norris doesnt kill with headshots, he kills headshots with people.... or something like that.

  • nova gives chuck norris sex for free

  • Chuck norris doesnt need weapons

    He crushes bones to dust

  • there is no chuck norris in fallout 3 there is a fallout 3 in chuck norris!