OMG This is the first video I've ever seen of yours. I literally just watched this and I'm subcribing. After this. just this. That's how amazing you are
Kristin stewert is ugly and a horrible actor. Her hair looks like a greasy brittle wig. She has no emotion and all she does is blink five thousand times in on sentence with her buck teeth. And who the hell would choose a hairy old me with a face that looks like he always has to take a shit, over a sexy muscaly hotty warm warewolf. And also REAL MEN DONT SPARKLE!
And no, Robert Pattison is actually good(Why? BECAUSE HE EVEN SAID HE HATES TWILIGHT! that gains instant respect.) But i mean the girl who can't make an emotion besides souless to save her life.
Kristin, yeah, worst actor ever, she has barely made any emotions and sounds like a girl who has to choose between a manicure or a pedobear and thinks she has to choose, even though it's optional.
the reason people like twilight is cuz it's about falling in love, being in love, and all the bumps in the road while in a relationship. the haters hate it cuz they either have already fallen in love or just don't like romance novels.
now that's out of the way, who thinks he should make one of the hunger games?
@GordonFreemanMedia Thank you for the commendation then. IMHO, the two topics should be kept to underground pornography sites.
My friends and I have the running joke that if you were placed in a position where you had to choose between the two, of COURSE you'd jump off a cliff instead. Too bad she lived. ;)
@Czathero yeah, i though that to. i have seen many trailers and it was nothing in this trailer that made me even wanna look a bit on the film. its the shittiest trailer i have seen. even the literal was boring on this trailer.
That picture with Toby as edward...I need it for my desktop lol I <3 you Toby. And yes, shut up blue annotation. There were a lot of cutting to faces weren't there?
I would like to cash in my thumbs ups on youtube for cash. No? Well... How about popularity? No?? Firends?? NOO???? What was the point in me asking for them on every damn video I watched?? Oh... Because it makes me feel like i'm somebody who people care about. =3
"Kristen contemplates her taste in men"
-Kinda sums up the whole series, huh?
FrostiCherri 3 hours ago
This should have been the actual trailor
Itsamazingkatherine 2 days ago 5
AAAAVVVVVAAAATTTTAAAAARRR
ch0c0late312 3 days ago
@ch0c0late312 ur two years late....
thomas0398 3 days ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
hannahkaybob 3 days ago
@boredomtv100 so u never was team jacob?
WilliamShadowbreaker 3 days ago
@WilliamShadowbreaker That's like saying If i quit junkfood then I never ate the RIGHT junkfood. Just like religion...
boredomtv100 3 days ago
I used to be Team Jacob like you, until Twilight stopped being cool.
boredomtv100 3 days ago 2
I well expected to say kristen contemplates her taste in men (bad)
xmoonypadfootprongsx 4 days ago 3
AVATAR!!!!
667ClockWork 5 days ago
OMG This is the first video I've ever seen of yours. I literally just watched this and I'm subcribing. After this. just this. That's how amazing you are
werecatlove752 5 days ago 5
iron man II
justin198080 5 days ago
"This shot costs more than I made last year" Has to be the best line there <3 Love this. Made me laugh so hard. :LLL
iBaili 5 days ago 2
toby's face.....
24purplerox 5 days ago
I <3 u toby
Baicar1990 5 days ago
If I would make that video I would be singing: "Gay" all the time :3
Supsy0 5 days ago
AVATAR!!!!!
cupcakegirly113 6 days ago
I love how he said in bed!
Taireamfan14 6 days ago
dude dont pick on the twilight series it's awesome
trumpet13130 6 days ago
"This shot costs more than I made last year." XD
thelucyprogram 6 days ago 2
I have this on my phon showed it to my music teacher who said better than the rest
WILDGAL99 6 days ago
Worst trailer ever... Best song ever...
MidnightJDOC 1 week ago
DO THE HUNGER GAMES!
potterka1 1 week ago 136
@potterka1 oh yea!!!!!
HappyBerry331 5 days ago
@potterka1 YES YES YES!
BooksRuleAll 4 days ago
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@potterka1 YES YES YES!
BooksRuleAll 4 days ago
@potterka1 IM IN! ;)
animemusiclover96 3 days ago
Does anyone remember the times when girls used to be scared of vampires and not want to have sex with them?
LolFishFail 1 week ago
@LolFishFail No one remembers Dracula...V__V
SeraphPearl 1 week ago
Twilight's crap. Why would you choose a blood sucking Freak, over a nice BIG doggie thats actually Hot?
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MyArtsyDream 1 week ago
It's spelled Kristen, Toby.
Shut it, blue annotiation.
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tordlover101808 1 week ago
I keep watching this over and over again!
Twinkletoes7300 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
lyrics???? helloooooo lxdannydxl100???
Roran1998 1 week ago
god for the darkness death guns on twilight
15theoren 1 week ago
shut it, blue annotation
WLibysno 1 week ago
The photo at the end is so funny.
Kjjoker1 1 week ago
We want minecraft!
iamtigra 1 week ago
Do the Paranormal Activity Literal Trailer. :D
Mystic3517 1 week ago 4
Hey Toby know what would be awesome. if you made fun of songs. thumbs up so he can see this
XxFalwcanxX 1 week ago
THIS SHOT COSTS MORE THEN I MAID LAST YEAR.
true story bro....
ProModGamingTV 1 week ago
you've literal'd all the important fandoms except Hunger Games... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lifeunderstands1 1 week ago
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ZeroXLatiasrulz 1 week ago
"It's spelled Kristen, Toby."
"Shut it, blue annotation."
XD
zexykun1 1 week ago 3
Fade to: Kristen contemplates her taste in men!
rainydaysunflower 1 week ago
lens flare!!! hahahaha!!!!!!
percyble 1 week ago
dakota's now legal in 31 states :D :D :D :D :D
jraeWHAT 1 week ago
Fade to some Hobbits(hobbits)
theginnyj90 1 week ago
IN A BEDDDD
mellocellojk 1 week ago
Jingle bells twilight smells edward ran away, Bella died jacob cried potter all the way YAY!
BleedingIntoYou 1 week ago
This is awesome
chrislloydmanutd 1 week ago
oh man that was funny
Savvy2u 1 week ago
Do a lord of the rings literal
sosobaratti 1 week ago
@sosobaratti he did
lifeunderstands1 1 week ago
Twilight Saga,
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay sparkle gay
reclusivenigma 1 week ago
0:57
Blue: "It's spelled Kristen, Toby."
Red: "Shut it, blue annotation."
doglover7890 1 week ago 4
Kristin stewert is ugly and a horrible actor. Her hair looks like a greasy brittle wig. She has no emotion and all she does is blink five thousand times in on sentence with her buck teeth. And who the hell would choose a hairy old me with a face that looks like he always has to take a shit, over a sexy muscaly hotty warm warewolf. And also REAL MEN DONT SPARKLE!
Vegetaismybabydaddy 1 week ago 3
This movie has one of the worst actors ever.
And no, Robert Pattison is actually good(Why? BECAUSE HE EVEN SAID HE HATES TWILIGHT! that gains instant respect.) But i mean the girl who can't make an emotion besides souless to save her life.
Kristin, yeah, worst actor ever, she has barely made any emotions and sounds like a girl who has to choose between a manicure or a pedobear and thinks she has to choose, even though it's optional.
You know i'm right.
hemir9 1 week ago
this movie is pretty much about a girl who can't deside to f*ck a dog or an old man.
DeWarp10 1 week ago
LOL HOBBITS! love it
eSkiip 1 week ago 3
"It's spelled Kristen, Toby."
"Shut it, blue annotation."
Was I the only one that noticed that?
BooksRuleAll 1 week ago 228
@BooksRuleAll yes you were
happyhappy705 4 days ago
@BooksRuleAll no
Godofchaosdragons 3 days ago
HUNGER GAMES IS EPIC ALREADY! IMAGINE THE LITERAL!
ChamberOfAsses 2 weeks ago
Hunger Games PLEASE!!
MuleicornRedvines 2 weeks ago
the reason people like twilight is cuz it's about falling in love, being in love, and all the bumps in the road while in a relationship. the haters hate it cuz they either have already fallen in love or just don't like romance novels.
now that's out of the way, who thinks he should make one of the hunger games?
mrstupidity123ABC 2 weeks ago
@mrstupidity123ABC read the second top comment
ponquinful 2 weeks ago
Boop.
Thumbs up for randomness?
I don't know, I thought I'd give being stupid a shot.
MsBlackies 2 weeks ago
This isn't just a Vampire Romantic... Its a Incest Vampire Romantic...
TheAfroThunder1 2 weeks ago
@TheAfroThunder1 and pedophile :D
poopieflys 2 weeks ago
@poopieflys LOL's!
Gernre = Vampire-Romantic-Incest-Paedophile
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TheAfroThunder1 1 week ago
i dont like twighlight, but taylors hotter, and /robets only hot when he plays sedric diggry in harry potter.
ravenclaw1999 2 weeks ago
vvhy is my butt in a nipple? (2 v's not w)
EpicMinecraftia 2 weeks ago
avvatar should be nxt
charlottep2501 2 weeks ago
Me: "well, this was the first time I laughed about Twilight."
Sister: "Twilight isn't made to laugh about, it's a romantic story, not a comic movie."
Me: "What! I thought they were acting so bad cause it was ment to make people laugh, althogh it isn't even funny."
Sister: "I hate you."
DavidSDoubleU 2 weeks ago
@DavidSDoubleU
was this supposed to be funny?
irene123456789irene 2 weeks ago
@DavidSDoubleU ...That isn't funny.
DarkShad120 2 weeks ago
Kristen has worse taste in men than Kristen's mom.
jdiger101 2 weeks ago
Thanks for making me smile on this bad day Toby, you never fail at that.
21stCenturyBoxProduc 2 weeks ago
"This shot costs more than I made last year..."
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Gajiku73 2 weeks ago
Love this. So much. Just...win. So hard.
outrayjess 2 weeks ago
Please do the hunger games trailer!!!!!!
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Yiwuni94 2 weeks ago
Twilight Saga:
The tragic story about a girl's choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
EFX41 2 weeks ago 420
@EFX41 Soooooo true.
ponquinful 2 weeks ago
@EFX41
In her defense, thats always a tough choice.
k3nny111 1 week ago
@EFX41 If that wasn't copy pasted, i commend you.
GordonFreemanMedia 1 week ago
@GordonFreemanMedia Thank you for the commendation then. IMHO, the two topics should be kept to underground pornography sites.
My friends and I have the running joke that if you were placed in a position where you had to choose between the two, of COURSE you'd jump off a cliff instead. Too bad she lived. ;)
EFX41 1 week ago
@EFX41 - More like a story about a girl who can't decide if she likes her men pale or hairy. xD
RandomWriter9110 1 week ago
@EFX41 Skyrim?
MonsterGoBoom 1 week ago
@EFX41 Zoofilia? or Zoolify idk how it is in english, anyway YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT IT! ò.Ó
KhaosofCall 6 days ago
Do Paranormal Activity!! That would be awesome!! lol
cromar21 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
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Chirusse 2 weeks ago
AVATAR
DportnSharpie 2 weeks ago
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Boyata05 2 weeks ago
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Datoco86 2 weeks ago
Do Avatar that would be EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheBlondeBroadcast 2 weeks ago
Avatar next + I LOVE ALL OF LITERALS!
ZeroXLatiasrulz 2 weeks ago
Dakota Has reached and all time high!!
cromar21 2 weeks ago
Like the outher one said do The Hunger Games
erikmaster3 2 weeks ago in playlist Literal Trailers
You should do the Hunger Games!!!
maytimber 2 weeks ago in playlist Literal Trailers 172
@maytimber omg that would be AWESOME i'd die
poopieflys 2 weeks ago
@maytimber oh my god YES!! YES!!!! (thats what she said)
Tommymanga 1 week ago
Still a better love story than Twilight... Waiiiiiit...
235Talent 2 weeks ago
This made me realize how freaking boring this trailer is (didn't watch the movie). What the fuck? It's like nothing is happening.
Czathero 2 weeks ago
@Czathero yeah, i though that to. i have seen many trailers and it was nothing in this trailer that made me even wanna look a bit on the film. its the shittiest trailer i have seen. even the literal was boring on this trailer.
stavik96 2 weeks ago in playlist Literal Trailers
the "do do do do doo doo doo, subcribe!" makes me laugh every time... lol
TKwarrior17 2 weeks ago
That picture with Toby as edward...I need it for my desktop lol I <3 you Toby. And yes, shut up blue annotation. There were a lot of cutting to faces weren't there?
ShadowxFangirl 2 weeks ago
twilight movies were a load of crap, but the books are really good.
iamstupid123ify 2 weeks ago
@iamstupid123ify No. They are not.
AlukaKaiserin 2 weeks ago
Twilight: A girls choice between Necrophilia and Beastilaty
Silverwatch5055 2 weeks ago
SHUN (twilight)....not u buscus ur ok
xeypher108 2 weeks ago
faadde (;
PeaceLoveBeatles4 3 weeks ago
Ooooh in a bed
Hoot2213 3 weeks ago
ok i dont know if anyone hasn't wrote this yet but..tobuscus just made twilight watchable XD
SuperUlquiorra1 3 weeks ago
toby looks way too much like robert... LOLZ
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birthdaygirl1126 3 weeks ago
The whole Twilight saga is based on Kristen contemplates her taste in men.
leylaas13 3 weeks ago
Grrrrr I'm a warewolf and I fancy this unattractive girl
Grrrrr I'm a vampire and I too fancy this unattractive girl
she sure can act though
nope
SuperOctimusprime 3 weeks ago
"Dad thinks she's hot." LOL XD
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I would like to cash in my thumbs ups on youtube for cash. No? Well... How about popularity? No?? Firends?? NOO???? What was the point in me asking for them on every damn video I watched?? Oh... Because it makes me feel like i'm somebody who people care about. =3
thatoneguy757 3 weeks ago
IRON MAN!
SilenceArtist 3 weeks ago in playlist Literal Trailers
TWILIGHT
the story of one girl's choice between necrophilia and bestality...
TechUnadept 3 weeks ago 2
ironman
Goldeneyedhobos 3 weeks ago
Literal Inception please k thanks :)
ChocolateAsian9000 3 weeks ago in playlist Sub Favorites
Taste in me? I saw no men in that video, only a Wannabe Lycanthrope and a Fairy.
EvilZombieMaster 3 weeks ago 2
that was awsome
SalogelNogara7 3 weeks ago
ROFL dakota's legal in 31 states
iLikeBananaz123 3 weeks ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
imyomomma123 3 weeks ago
Iron Man ll
MusicalEds 3 weeks ago
I think u should do breaking dawn
MsMacaroniful 3 weeks ago
DO A LITERAL HUNGER GAMES TRAILER PARODY!!!
BelievinHeart 3 weeks ago 6
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MrAbi908 3 weeks ago
Kristen contemplates her taste in men! Ha ha, lmfao!
xXCookieMonstaahXx 3 weeks ago
Kristen should've ended up with Dakota, sorry stephanie. But both Robert and Taylor just arent right xD
kramerkid93 3 weeks ago
Dickfart
BeardedManTom 3 weeks ago
My name is Kristen:D
Krishashopes 3 weeks ago
@Krishashopes poor you
Floralin 3 weeks ago
When will pt. 2 come? out??? ;)
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KombeuduiCallie 3 weeks ago
When will pt. 2 come? out??? ;)
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KombeuduiCallie 3 weeks ago
like if you like the hunger games and think it should be literal'd!
mrstupidity123ABC 3 weeks ago
more people like this trailer than the actual movie!
shorty8597 3 weeks ago
this should of been the real 1 thumb up if u agree
guitarmastertlc 3 weeks ago
do hunger games!!!
slowmotionpandabear 3 weeks ago 4
Thumbs up if you saw:
"It's spelled Kristen, Toby."
"Shut it, blue annotation.
stripes4561 3 weeks ago 303
@stripes4561 I don't think anyone cares about the spelling when it comes to TWILIGHT!!
victorinoxexplorer 2 weeks ago
(fade!)
ChocolateAsian9000 3 weeks ago
How I remember one part:
Fade to Robert's face,Taylor's face, will they kiss? No.
o-o
SchnauzerGirl1000 3 weeks ago in playlist Literal Trailers
Like if you like hobbits XD
TheFlarewalker 3 weeks ago 156
Avatar coz I know I'll make that good
phoenixurban 3 weeks ago
the actual trailer sucked, but the movie was ok. vampires get their heads ripped off.
mrstupidity123ABC 3 weeks ago
Toby is the onlt thing that can make this trailer AWESOME.
Lizascarrysouthman 3 weeks ago
its Kristen. Not Kristin. Not like I actually care though.
znatsteakk 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up for The Hurt Locker.
LPthat 3 weeks ago
hit 4 on keyboard, "dramatic pause of darkness"
now hit 5, "dramatic pause of darkness number two"
imgeek3 3 weeks ago
Still not as Gabe as Gabuscus
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Fegettvfqq 4 weeks ago
The Hobbit trailer!
multidarwin18 4 weeks ago
1:05 lollll what happened to Rob?
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jingle bells, twilight smells, edward ran away, jacob cries, bella dies, potter all the way!!
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"Kristen contemplates her taste in men" that just did it for me =)) i subscribed . :D
DeliaEnya 4 weeks ago
Haha pmsl
angelofdeathchloe 4 weeks ago
its spelled kristen toby
shut it blue annotation
LOL :D:D:D
lalalandpixy 4 weeks ago
AVATAR
JalalAchkar911 4 weeks ago
haha this trailer got more than the official :D toby u rock!!!!!!!!!!!
JalalAchkar911 4 weeks ago
1:03 Didn't no toby was a vanpire :O
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yoyoyo123472 4 weeks ago
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GAMERKIDROCKS 4 weeks ago
Haha toby you shoulddo that hair at 1:05 for a video.. or you know.............. FOREVER
GotMilk17051 4 weeks ago
If Toby replaced Robert that would make these videos EPIC!
TheSNUGGLES2011 4 weeks ago
This is awesome!!! Team edward and jacob!!!
TheCutie123100 1 month ago
I just subscribed.
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Thumbs up if you saw the two annotations talking at the end =P
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<3 the video!!!!!!!
RandomVideozRock 1 month ago
the movie is still gay
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