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  • What I'd give for a threesome with this guy and Hatem Ben arfa, oh my days, Boner in chinos.

  • This is brilliant!! Moments of magic and horror

  • Shola Ameobi is the most loyalist player in our club at the moment! Besides Steve Harper of course Shola Ameobi 240 Apps 48 Goals :D Go Ammy!

  • ameobi's on fire!!!

  • Say what you want about the lad but his volley against chelski was sexy!

  • 0:17 - 0:23..... my 1st ever game

  • lol 

  • shola is unreal now, joint 2nd top scorer for us (not including carroll) his 2nd goal against sunderland was fantastic and hes our best penalty taker

  • its like there are 10 men on the field at kick off

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  • the jokes on who ever created this cos ameobi is scoring in every game he starts. How dya feel now u clown. U cant stop ameobi, just ask middlesboro for details lol

  • wht de fuck is wid shola i know he isnt great like rooney but do u go collect dvds from years to crate this ...i would say YES retarded bastard ....he is stll scoring goals but wht the fuck u and ur kinds cant accept the fact that he might be great some day...dick think about

  • What a legend. It's like watching carry on Football. You could put any centre forward from the Northern Alliance in his place and they'd put more away. More than likely treble his tally. Good luck to the lad getting paid for being cack.

  • what a total king

  • Well I hope that he has changed since in the Championship and will continue scoring goals. Come on Newcastle!!!

  • Ameobi like.

  • shoala is wicked in the champ

  • Hatrick for Ameobiiii!!

  • Who needs Owen, Viduka and Martins. Ameobi is more than those three combined.

    I long for the day when Shola, Sammi and Tomi all step out onto the same pitch.

  • SHOOOOOOOOOLA SHOOOOOOOLA AMEOBI!

  • 2.25 LMAO

  • i bet he is mint this season!

  • 1:34 incorret nigger -.-

  • YOU DO THE AMEOBI AND YOU TURN AROUND, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

    SHOOOOOLLLA AMEOBI! SHOOOOOOOOLLLA AMEOBI!

    He's brilliant, like! :D .

  • it is pretty funny tho lol :D

  • you didint do him justice with this video did ya like, damn hes betta than this :@

  • LOL hes such a gd player. I bet hes guna be newcastles player of the season.

  • lol hes shit but scores some alreet goals ;) hahahahahhahahahahahaha lolol

  • do obafemi martins hes shite! sent us down along with colachini (SP?)

  • mate he was ur best striker. If he's shit then waht is owen?

  • You mean owen that plays for manchester united? The same owen that has scored 2 goals in 2 games for them?

  • ooooo fuck me, 2 goal in 2 games. Never mind that they were pre-season friendlies against a mighty malaysian 11. I better get down the bookies and put my life savings on him bagging 35 premiership goals this season, if this form is anything to go by

  • probs not like, it would help if newcastle were actualy in the premier league u spaka

  • no ur the fucking spaka, seeing as he plays for man united now

  • ameobi got 3 in one game but he'sstill a big pile of wank

  • i have to agree, we have better stirkers

  • lmao

  • fuck off you only have to take one look at owens stats to know hes one of the most deadly stikers in the world

    lik 86 england games 40 goals, yeah hes shit

    he will probably get 20 or more for united this season he just needs a tap in to settle his nerves and get him started

  • you asswipe. How are you going to use past glories to justify a player who is now shit? Ronaldo (the Brazilian one) was 3 times FIFA World Player of the Year and probably the greatest player in my lifetime. Doesn't mean he's any good now. Owen was a desparation signing for Manu and judging by todays performance you better retract your statement about 20 goals a season

  • LOL shows what you know.

    Ronaldo is still has a touch of class and he is getting old now, hes in great form back in brazil.

    owen is 28/9 and hes in his prime, hes injury free and once he bangs in that first goal with the service he will get its going to be a great season for him, mark my words when you read this at the end of the season you will feel like a right twat.

    Owen was a free transfer that doesn't seem desperate to me, he even lowered his wage demands.

  • Ronaldo will never lose his amazing technique no matter how fat and slow he gets, but please remind me what technique owen ever had? As far as i can remember he was just some kid who ran fast. A quality on really valued in this country hence why Madrid left him on the bench, because he had no other skills to bring to the team. Now that his pace has long gone he is left with nothing. Still in his prime? are u having a fucking laugh? His prime was about 9 years ago.

  • and by the way, if Ronaldo is still so good then why is he plying his trade in Brazil. If he was still good enough he'd still be at Madrid, or even Milan. He's not moved back to brazil because he's homesick, its because he's old and he knows he can get one last payday

  • come on you moron be realistic

    owes movement is second to none and on the bench or not his strikerate for madrid was pretty good.

    youre comparrison and whole argument is bullshit anyway

  • no mate, you obviously just know fuck all about football outside of the British isles

  • hahahaha fuck you are you trying to be ironic?

    you moron you dont know shit about football on the continent

    you think ronaldo is shit

    i bet you think ronaldinho is crap now because he had a couple average seasons, what about rooney, ibrahimovic, kaka, c.ronaldo, lampard, gerrard, pirlo, torres?? give me a break loser

    hahahahaha you dont know shit

  • ur a fucking retard. What is naming all those players supposed to prove? You can see for yourself that rooney, kaka, CR7 etc are still at or near their peak.

    Yes I think NOW ronaldo is shit because i'm comparing him to his barcelona, Inter and Real Madrid glory days. Or don't players get old and shit in your world? I suppose you think Romario and Batistuta (as good as they were) can still put in a good performance for a premiership team.

  • you make no sense, yeh sure players get old what are you trying to prove, that people age??

    your a nutter mate.

  • excuse me, Ronaldo has scored 13 goals in 14 games, so that states he's still good.

  • ronaldo (L)

  • besides he'll proabably never play for england again

  • fucking rubbish

    fuck off

  • LOL this video had me in stitches... make more of them please focusing on other shit players lol

  • this twat obviously

  • Who makes a Shola Ameobi compilation?

  • Did you actually watch the video?

  • ameobi like ....haha

  • ameobi is buying newcastle .w rooney investigates ( i,m on setanta)

    ispo tachto

  • rumours hes going to fenerbacxhe, hahaha dave

  • NIGERIA IS GONNA BUY NEWCASTLE LIKE, AMEOBI HAS JUST GOT BACK FROM STOKE.. AMEOBI IS NIGERIAN... AMEOBI IS GONNA BUY NEWCASTLE LIKE!!! he is mint dave like, wish they did special 1 tv still but put it on ESPN or something

  • best striker ever in the premiership apart from henry!

  • It is like he has what he wants to do in his mind, but just can't move his body fast enough...

    Nevermind, he i still best player in the world

  • yea, he does bang away some good goals like, but he doesnt run or out, he walks fast, gives away shitty passes and basically, gets blown off the ball by the wind, i am a toon fan for life n that but i rather nolan to ameobi anyday for going upfront. and as great as he may be, im not sure what the obsession is with him to be honest

  • Give Shola a break. Everyone loves him really for his lacklustre player and altogether clumsiness lol but he has his good assets, he puts himself about and wins a few headers now and then.

  • ameobi = shit

  • he's about as useful a player as a plank of wood nailed to a piece of string hanging off the goalpost

  • ameobi ameobi he makes wayne rooney look crap repeat if desired

  • "...Ameobi like"

    Wayne Rooney puppet on Sentanta Special1 TV.

    Hilarious stuff

  • Shut up Dave! Lol

    Remember 2 things... 1, I'm fantastic. And 2, always... always... Be Champions. ;)

  • WELL.. EH.. SHUT UP WAYNE! god i love sven.. SHUT UP SVEN!! GET IN THE CORNER!

  • OMG Are you people serious "The Great Shola Ameobi Compliation" LOL this is just a collection of clip where he has fell on the floor or miscontrolled the ball oh yeah he did score a couple of goals but if you look carefully these games are really old "Alan Shearer" is on the pitch and he retired in 2006. He may have been a decent player in the past but he clearly hasnt got it and he should thank god that he fooled people into thinking hes a top flight baller!!!!

  • Idiot... Its not a serious video

  • ameobi will be in the england squad soon

  • fukin heartbreak when owen left for real

    biggest mistake of his career

    and maybe

    life,

    an is her serious hahahaha

    boumsong, brambe & amebie, 3 of the prems biggest ever flops

  • who is amebie?

  • what a gun

  • This video contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG. The audio has been disabled. More about copyright

    ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS!? YOUTUBE SHOULD SUCK MY DICK BEFORE I COPYRIGHT IT

  • sosad

    this song published in 1981

  • what song was it?

  • AMEOBI is a legend!!!!!!!!!

  • Ameobi, Boumsong, Bramble.... seriously, where do Newcastle find those brilliant players?

  • Our brilliant scouts of corse!

  • there is no need to be sarcastic

    fine, ill say it. he's a championship plyer

  • Shola is Mr. NUFC, I hope he never leaves!

  • legendary player, touch of a great player...such controll of the ball

  • pure class

  • why are they letting him play

  • he is my hero

  • i love ameobi people are harsh on him lol

  • Lol Dave from Newcastle: YOU DON'T GIVE UP AMEOBI YOU MANGE IT LLLLLLLLLLOL LEGEND! :D

  • 31 goals in 8 years...what a legend. Perfect music btw.

  • erm...

    33 goals in his first season at anfield

    torres has done him over 8 times in 1 season

    hes the best striker on the planet

    cannot argue

    &&great song wats it called

  • hahahah, i swear he doesn't even have control over his own limbs. What a fucking donkey.

  • What the F*** is this???? Very Bad!!!

  • What on earth is he doing at 2:33? LOL

  • what a mug!

  • one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Music fits perfectly - awesome job

  • Haha, just brilliant.

  • sell him to peterborough

  • worst player ever i hate da way he always pushes his opponents over n awards daft free kicks like in 0:28

  • Shola is turd and I'm a toon fan

  • yesterday he was shite ;)

  • He isn't shite or he wouldn't be in the premier league!

    And he has done well this season 5 goals in about 8 games he has played

    Newcastle Fan as you can see

  • So by your logic you think Titus Bramble is a good player because he plays in the Premiership... Titus... Bramble... Good... ?

  • The way newcastle are going he wont be in the premiership for long.

  • same for man city on the same points FFS

  • Hurrrrr, we aren't talking about Man City though are we.

  • Ah he's shite, but you can't hate him for it. It's not his fault he's a useless waste of a shirt. All together now, Woooaahhh Shool...

  • haha ya gotta love him though

  • omg wot a gonk..but we all love him pmsl

  • haha, good player but he is funny.

  • I think the moral of the story is... Yes hes a flid, flop or a naka (geordie slang) and a great laugh to watch.

    But he can score and does score, he just needs 10 chances to do so. - as I appropriately name him.

    'Goala Ameobi' lol, hes class

  • ok... ameobi is shit, can't argue that. But this video is one of my all time youtube most watched videos!

    Great stuff, long live the shola.

  • rubbish!!!i hope they put ameobi in bench and give xisco chance...

  • shut up man!

  • prob the worst striker ever for newcastle.

    look at him last night against west brom..

    load of shite..

  • lol he scoredvs west brom...

    plus hes scored like 4 of newcastles 5 goals...

    the other being an own goal..he gt the assist

  • I think Joe Kanier may have found his new John Fashanu

  • i think you must be the first person to add a vid to highlightt how bad someone is very funny. Shola is pish

  • he's not shite imo, a just agree wit some people on here when they say he makes poor decisions sometimes, I don't think he gets enough consistent matches to gain the experience to be honest.always thouht it was a shame koz he could play for a lower league team and get a start every game.

  • wow, i used to go over to this guys house when his fam was piss poor. amazing that he plays pro now. good luck to him and his fam.

  • lool best video on youtube, ameobi is a joke lol clumsy oaff... fuck u dumb geordies 2 while im at it!! You silly twats & ur stupid club lol losers

  • Shut up you scum, im guessing by your name your a chelsea fan... if your a bolton fan then AHAHA YOU LOST HIM WANKER!!!

  • Newcastle need to stop believing that coz they won the league in 1930 or 20 it allows them they have the right to be in top flight football now!.

    You have some of the most patriotic supporters in whole of the leagues, GET A PROPER MANAGER AND SORT THE TYNE OUT!!!!!!!!

  • amoebi is a good player but if not quite good enough for newcastle

  • I am not tryin to sound hash but Newcastle need to start playin some football unless they are goin to be regelated to coca cola league. They really suck this seasn

  • is it ameobi like

  • ameobi used to be really good when lua lua and ameobi were up front in the uefa champions league i think some sort of group stage cup hes still pretty good but makes poor decsion some times

  • is this guy meant to be good of something?

  • lol favourited 85 times

  • the kid is a fucking joke! he is a disgrace to the team and the north east! i would even feel sorry for sunderland if they had him!

  • A disgrace, a bit harsh mate. He's Geordie lad born and bred and he puts his all in. He may be a bit shite but that doesn't make him a disgrace.

  • nice player. not a star, but very good

  • you put your left leg in ur left leg out in out in out ya shake it al about u do the ameobi and u turn around thats what its al about hy, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo shola ameiobi wwoooooooooooooooooooooooo shola ameobi wooooooooooooooooo shola ameobi knees bent arms out ra ra ra xd......hope he dies tbh hes shite

  • Now thats an absolute disgrace.

    You dont give up Ameobi, you just manage him.

    At least its not the nightmare scenario, him moving to fernabache! like

  • do i hear an england callup soon lol

  • I could make a compilation of any player and make him look like the worlds worst or best player! UP THE TOWN!

  • Ameobi like XD

  • Er.......We're just about to pay 5 million quid for that.

    ITFC London

  • Please, please buy him Norwich. Ameobi is a terrible player who I'm certain will flop big time in the Championship. He can't head, can't jump, can't pass a ball, doesn't find space, fouls a lot and has no pace. He can trap a ball further than most people can kick it! (With apologies to Big Ron and Carlton Palmer!).

    I think he'll drift down the league and find his level in either Coca Cola 2 or the Conference.

    Get him off our payroll. He is useless.

  • shocking

  • :56- Quality dummy

  • Keeps being linked with Norwich.

    My god, I hope he doesn't come!!!!!!!

    He's Shite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rather have Fat Chris who plays for my Sunday Pub team and has the touch of a leper!!!!

  • Dave from newcastle loves him

  • Ofcourse i do lad, ameobi ameobi ameobi.

    What formation would work best to accomodate ameobi like, 442, 451 with nzogbia

  • whats this song?? i love it

  • Joey Scarbury - Believe It or Not ~~

  • fucking shite

  • ameobi like

  • GREAT PLAYER!!! :P

  • hes a great player, he has over 50 goals for his club!!! how many players of his calibure can say that????

  • loads

  • this wins the actual internet

  • lol class a shit player not in a racist way

  • HE SUCK!

  • at least he's on a footy team and earning money. wat are u doin with ur life idiot!

  • flippin eck every1

    i am sayin dis as long time toon fan

    just because he is not a gr8[premiership worth]

    footballer dosent mean hes a faggot

    he may be shite at footy but oh well hes on the bemch most of the time anyway

    not as bad as BRAMBLE!!!!!!!

  • come to fc twente

  • Believe it or not

    George isn't at home

    Please leave a message at the beep

    I must be out

    Or I'd pick up the phone

    Where could I be?

    Believe it or not

    I'm not home

  • u must be a seinfeld

  • So your a seinfeld fan

    gdgd

  • please somebody take this useless peice of shite out of st.james' he should be playing for acrington stanley thanks 4 takin him w.b.a

  • I think West Brom have almost all the attack they need, but tbh you can't judge a player at newcastle because the whole team just play rubbish:)

  • i hope to god we dont buy this faggot

  • and me

  • Defo Dnt want Ameobi,

    Y would anyone even consider signin THAT...

    Have a Think Bout it Toni

  • your a black wanker stab me

  • r u talkin to me u racist bastard!

  • ameobi might go to westbromwich albion for

    4 million!! hes good player so he better sign for us

  • no no no no no no!!!

  • simply world class...Batistuta, Ronaldo, Suker, Baggio....pathetic strikers compared to this man. what about Ameobi-like?

    what a legendary striker, simply phenomenal. Real Madrid forget Kaka and Cristiano, buy Ameobi please!!

  • the greatest player that ever lived. christiano ronaldo aint good enough to walk in his shadow

  • poor ameobi. as shit as he has been - he's always given his all for the toon. good luck bambi!

  • And Ipsh*t are paying £4million for this? Love it!

    OTBC

  • greatest video on you tube.

  • What do you think about Premiership teams playing abroad?

    I think it's great, the only way Newcastle will get into Europe.

  • i think ameobi is a good player, newcaslte fans, even tho i am 1 put a bit too much pressure on him to preform & he cant handle th pressure, =) Cumon Ameobi

  • Ameobi ameobi ameobi

  • but when youre followin Ameobi into Asda, you know youve got a problem like!

  • hes shite glad hes gone

  • things get critical when ameobi movin to stoke

  • Is this guy good or bad?  No way to tell..

  • yeah really make up your mind