Demolition Man

[lionel21000]

A really important topic is that you suck balls. Your video is a waste of space.

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

John Spartan didn't know how to use the 3 seashells so he did all this with a poopy tail.

[Drelbin]

Well, here we have an idiot trying to get views by being a complete shit and destroying a cult classic. What's next? You think you can scam more, scum?

[chessinfantry]

GODDAMNIT!!! i thought i was going to find the answer in this video, this has been bothering me for years and has kept me awake nights. I have scowered the earth looking for an answer. I have even lived with monks in Tibet trying o figure this one out. I feel like Kanye West tryin to figure out why hes a gay fish.

[SeaMonkeysUncle]

You two look like fucking mutts to me.

[hauntedmemorie]

i cant believe i sat through this retarded shit

[80mphtracks]

"The three seashells" when held in place will vibrate the feces will vanish"!

[neocen2008]

fuck u

[MilanJ4]

I think like if you touch one of them, all these gadgets will clean your ass and what not. Kinda like if you drive over the bell at a gas station all the workers come out and fix your car and fill it up. Seems silly, but I can't think of anything else.

[kopposka11]

who gives a fuck what they are ?

[tooliscool23]

u dont scoop, u pinch! plus with thier futureistic high fiber diet, the must shit out pebbles!! or , pearls

[mattz456]

you have no life you fucking muslim piece of shit american fucked up retard 1/5

[summerofevidence]

Wow, rough. I thought I was asian, but I guess unnecessary hate makes your vision blurry.

[vigo894]

There's a joke involving 3 seashells. Look it up when you have the time.

It's funny. Maybe the 3 seashells in the movie work the same way as the ones in the joke.

[vaf88]

i assume the shells are for tidying up. he uses the wording "the 3 sea shells". i assume each seashell has a separate-but-necessary function. i think you do not use the shells, but the shells are buttons

[blackcat2059]

i agree after much thought it would be the most logical conclusion that they are buttons not physical shells

[illuminatioracle]

you scrape the feces off your anus.

[cindyyouask]

you guys are fucking stupid. this is a fuckin stupid video

[sfreeman81]

sad twat

[LitaniesOfFaith]

Pretty easy, it's a matter of buttons - ever notice the sea theme in bourgois bathrooms? - one is a cleanser, the next dries and the third purfumes your backside (this is the kind of setting Demolition man is).

[SADLIFEproductions]

that's the best one i've seen yet

[LitaniesOfFaith]

Cheers @;j

[Granado6]

I was just as clueless as Stalone was, and this is YEARS ago. Still I laugh at the mystery within the movie though. That annoying laugh Rob gives...

[gladeplugins]

My poo smells like BBQ sauce too.

[habeascor]

Maybe those seashells are actually goatees that you turn them for washing, drying and perfume your butt. That's the unic explanation I think is feasible.

(sorry for my english)

[cajunprophet73]

2 pinch, 1 swipe.

[fkuaso]

yeah the only thing that dont make sense in the movie is that. no the fact they were freezing someone and thawing them out. just say no cheech.

[sertainbliss]

4 the 3 seashells thing,maybe it's sonic in that you get 3 chances to wipe your butt with the shells being used as focusing tools or something.maybe hollywood likes to laugh at us too.schmucks.

[cynikal30]

the three sea shells is a JOKE it's not meant to make any sense that's what's so funny about it...

[acidtones1]

One you dispose your urine or fecal matter, the others washes, and the other one dries.

[Airhammer]

For some reason I've always wanted to discuss this from the movie.

First thing we need to know is what kind of toilet do they use by that time? The Japanese from what I've seen have these floor toilets where you squat, not sit.

Anyway, I believe the 3 shells are as follows.

1 up, 1 down, and 1 to polish. Heard that on Red Dwarf once, it seems to fit here. In the Red Dwarf episode Lister rants about Rimmer saying he knows Rimmer used to use only 3 squares of toilet paper.

[godiszakkwylde]

I think machine873 is on the right track on this one. The three shells are all buttons in the shape of a shell. Or maybe you can take them off of the shelf and there's buttons under the shell and the first one zaps some water into your bunghole, the second one blasts some air in there, and the third one shoots out baby wipes into your bunghole.

[forsakenfoe]

You know, they never did say what 'kind' of shells they were... People just assume they are the small, flat ones... maybe there is something in a few round, spiral ones... either way, it would have to be "sanitary" to their standards.

[T850CSM101a1676]

This is giving me an aneurysm thinking about this shit!

[sidrahkhan16]

this vid is c r a p

[springerspaniel1995]

machine873, dats scary like u!

[machine873]

the three sea shell are actually buttons that control a bidet like device in the toilet. one to wash, one the dry and one to fragrance. simple!

[pulstadam]

Holy shit this vid was damn funny. Idont know how to use the shellz.

[stihlslingin]

dude your such a fagot

[hocotra]

It's a movie, it's not real.

[hotdave86000]

XED FOR SHOWING B M REAL PLOP

[PhapStar]

Damn. I should've read the first comments. :(

[PhapStar]

Okay. This is how you use them. You hold two of them like chopsticks in one hand, and gently pull the buttcheeks apart. You use the third seashell in the second hand to gently scrape what's left.

[18killa7]

hahahahahaha that is hilarious

[skeeter623]

family guy should do a segment on this like the cellophane "S" of the superman2 movie lol

[nimibiantribesman]

3 seashells: one kills the niggers, one kills the jews, and one deports all the spics back to mexico

[summerofevidence]

wow...

[speier]

LOL holy fck, someone's disturbed

[hep2jive]

i dont like your kinda people

[ro0ter88]

some sort of laser poop vaporizing system / vacuum / perfume

[oddreza]

this is fucking easy.

clearly, there has to be something inside the shell, sucking the shit out of ur ass, simple as(s) that ^^

[marcmedic]

you lot would need a lorry load off shells all the crap u saying queensborough is about as close as u can get to how they work its like a colinc irragation system like they have in healthfarms

[summerofevidence]

What the f*ck did you just type?

[AlexOutOfTheMaybes]

i genuinly hope you die

[freshyip]

fuckign homo

[QueensboroBridge]

the shells flip over and there are 3 hoses, one for you willie, one for your butthole, and one for the girlie hole. you pull the hose out and it connects to your excretion ducts, and turn on the machine and it begins to suck out your lunch. then you put it back and close the shell over it. and it washes/disinfects it'self after you've locked the shell down. get me?

this is a true answer i just made up

[spearmintanthony]

WHAT'S A GIRLY HOLE?

[soylentyellow]

How to use the three sea shells comes so naturally to these people from the future that they don't even have to think about - *they* just know.

Compare it to "How do you swim?" or "how do you ride a bicycle?" or "how do you use a phone?". Most of us are taught this at an early age but I'd never know how to explain this to someone from the past.

[soylentyellow]

Actually, it doesn't matter *at all* what the three sea shells are for.

What is important is that it is "common knowledge" how to use the three sea shells (which is a cultural thing) - but *if* you don't know how to use them you are ridiculed and no one is going to tell you because it is a taboo subject. Either you are taught as a child how to use them or you are never taught how to.

[tybo09]

You know, I have absolutely no idea what you do with them. Maybe you jam them up under the rim of the toilet, turning the holes where the water comes out into little jets of water. It's some sort of weird bidet type thing.

[rockafeladave]

"didnt we kick you out three weeks ago?"

[Xunkun]

Bwah hah! XD

Did they actually show it? I've never seen the whole movie, and google image doesn't show anything (prolly a good thing...)

[tybo09]

No, they didn't. It was sort of a running gag.

In fact, to this day, when playing games, if someone asks me a REALLY stupid question, I respond with "..he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells." Then, I usually help them.

[gnail]

Haha its been 10+ years since Ive seen that movie and ive always thought they scooped or scraped the shit out with the shell(s). Thinking of it nowr maybe the shell organically dissolves the poo with bacterias.

[BelatedCommiseration]

Yeah...I thought it was a little more sophisticated than just scraping it off! I always thought it held some sort of weak bleach like solvent in one, some sort of back up and then one filled with some sort of sweet smelling essence. Just for after. Sort of like little mini bide's. I still think you can't get much more thorough than toilet paper though! Even in the 21st century!

[joseOmaticon]

Umm I always thought you rubbed your ass on each shell until you cleansed yourself of poo. I mean, they gave you three incase one or even two is not enough.  The question thats on my mind is where can I get me one of those telepathic sex machine at? You know what I'm saying, you know... dont you?

[swass001]

oh roger, you don't know how to use the three sea shells either? lol you primitive fool! You're supposed to hold two of the shells like chopsticks to pull the poopies then you use the third one to scrape whatever's left. Yea i know it still makes no sense

[summerofevidence]

You know, surprisingly, that's the most logistical explanation thus far...

[mangponiques]

That's what the wikipedia came up with as well:

"...it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what's left with the third. ..."