Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken

[MMZen]

Left out a bunch of scenes.

[Schmalzgau]

The Real Bone Crusher

[misingno]

Ramas secas en manos del tito Seagal, nada más

[Op3rationMongoose]

GET MY PIES OUT OF THE OVEN ! ! !

[brian15243]

Why is there no Above the Law?

[RocinanteSWS]

dem bones dem bones

[Coldplayer170]

so this is why i see disabled parking spaces everywhere i go....

[ThyselfKnow]

its not all fake RWAL master developed and passed down knowledge on how to render a man in seconds and tell the truth its being done believe it

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

u dont like to kill children ? yes but i like to break bones :D ! *krack* AAUUGHHgg!!!

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

real jacked up! how you gonna get your arm broke outside of mc d's

[SteeleXeno]

Pretty soon Seagal's gonna be like a Jedi and doesn't even need to move to break bones.

[So1othurn]

Ya well Tony Jaa did just as many in one movie. Don't believe me?

watch?v=v_LHPYERoyk

[M70Winchester]

It must feel so bad ass to be able to get up form a table and just start snapping peoples arms in half.

[BaubleRob]

Aikido my ass.

[d360]

i have the sudden urge to pause this, go to the store, buy some chips (crisps) get back and continue watching this..

[burgerman95]

*Every bone Steven Seagal has ever broken in films

[regulatorzone]

Fuck, I was off by one bone!

[BrianSacco29]

Also forgot Fire Down Below. He broke a lot of bone in that one

[danw1374]

No above the law?

[warmaker911]

Steven Seagal should play Kung Fu Panda now

[stormblast49]

This is not every bone he ever broke. You missed Under Siege 1, Fire Down Below, The Glimmerman, and Above The Law. He had some breaks in those movies too; especially the arm break at the end of Above the Law, that one was classic.

[curtisb3000]

Those are the sounds I long to hear when engaging in a fight..."Snap, Crackle and Pop" followed with screams

[MrBillLumberg]

guy is a master in Aikido. But I dont like how he takes full credit for top level MMA fighters after they win.

[tomotodragon]

0 its all fake... duh

[MrBillLumberg]

@tomotodragon its not all fake. Some of that is legit Aikido.

[GANGSTAELPASO]

meh i guessed 121, close enough...

[ClassicCarter87]

By far the best thing on youtube

[zeljko485]

These are mostly aikido techniques :)

[drunkenmaster1605199]

I salute you for having the patience to watch all Seagal's crap films

[fabes523]

you forgot glimmer man

[RA59]

When I read the title I was hoping they were Seagal's bones being broken.

[1325jt]

This is child's play to Chuck Norris

[alexlenin]

só estalos rss

[cerdo718]

broken and eater

[beastatlay]

Not even *close* to the number of arm-snaps, neck-wringings and leg-breaks Lord Steven has committed to celluloid. No "Above The Law" for a start, which means you didn't include the brutal crunching of Henry Silva. Plus, you missed out the over the shoulder arm-snap from "Marked For Death", only the best one in the fucking film! Other omissions are too numerous to detail.

False advertising and Did Not Do The Research. A poor effort.

[benenock]

@beastatlay spot on man, people shouldn't peddle their amateur Seagal tributes round here. The back-break on Screwface 2 in Marked for Death is my favourite, also notable for it's absence here

[PastaMilo]

loads of glass bones....

[vacazul]

Van Damme wins.



[blackboatshoes]

when are you gonna make another one including all the new movies he's put out in 2011?

[Christian1234NYC]

I think Oliver has too much time on his hands.... that being said, how many people clicked because you were curious, and watched to the end because it was put together so well? A+ Oliver! Nice job!

[Tobio88]

+1 if you count the fact that he accidently broke Sean Connerys wrist when he was Connerys personal trainer during the shooting if never say never again.

[tesihmil]

honey pleasure xD

[numbcore]

Everything he touches, breaks lmao

[onee]

There was onces a documentary about he bones Jackie Chan himself has broken. I thought that this would be a similar type of video. LOL, I wasn't expecting this.

[Advent3546]

Say what you want about Seagal's career with direct to DVD movies, or his ego, or his acting; this sequence is just straight up badass!

[dompathug]

I think there are one or two missing - "Above the Law". Pretty sure there were one or two.

[CodeNameX001]

So many bags of Doritos...... wasted......

[eriklikestoskate95]

Tony Jaa broke more in 30 seconds of the protector.

[CrazyApple569]

OMG THIS IS PAINFUL TO WATCH!! XD



[youse12132]

2:55-3:00 is the most unnerving music to listen to while Seagal is breaking bones lol

[ReadySalted80]

This sounded like Man Hunt the video games deaths movie.

[d2cdkey]

2:17 sounds like hes taking a huge shit.

[FuzzyDan]

I love how the clips progress his face gets fatter (and not coincidently, the bone breaks sound more like someone eating Pringles). The best shot has to be Segal breaking an arm outside McDonalds. Guy was probably trying to steal his 100 piece McNuggets.

[Stebbiegg]

Seagal is a god.

[Craig496]

There are so many you left out? Where is Henry Silva getting his spine broken in "Above The Law"?

[Blazyken2]

With your eyes closed it sounds like someone eating Cereal

[camiel221]

@Blazyken2 yeah only with some screams between it O.o

[Courroux29]

Don't try to shake his hand...

[ChickWithPurpose]

being a nasty boy is def a turn on sometimes... i like seeing a guy excited

[444nice]

Awesome post....masterpiece!

[spongeboy1985]

The 18 people who disliked this had there bones broken by Steven Seagal

[nevtah]

server problem -- but I bet it was good

[metallicaner]

all that crunching, feels like a chips commercial

[adrianfriedman]

what is the music at 0:17 ?

[CzarFrogMiester]

These are not all the bones that have been broken, not even close. Hell the ending to Marked for Death had like half this videos count lol.

[PonasMiagis]

did Niko broke any bones?

[rabola55]

I wonder how they do the sound effect?

[spongeboy1985]

@rabola55 Breaking celery and carrots. Isn't it how they always do it

[w4ve]

so you have seen all steven seagal movies only for make this video? mad

[punkranchero312]

well i tried sleeping with the mailman but he yelled at me and called me a whore what the hell!

[wolffood7]

breaking bones make you fatter

[pacificloon]

THAT FELT AWESOME.

[refard5]

now suddenly i dont wanna shake his hand

[Xka0]

The best way to defeat Seagal is to remove all bones before start fighting.

[CarterGarri]

this guy could kick cuck norris ass any day

[MFizzback]

I NEED to Knoww the song at 0:22 !!!!!

[rapidmage]

@MFizzback Its from the Hard To Kill movie, the music is made by David Michael Frank and im sure you will find it here if you search David Michael Frank or Hard To Kill theme :) When u find it u dowload the video and convert the sound to MP3, thats what i did :D

[nicktesla45]

You Do NOT Piss-off a Master of Aikido !! Of course you Can do Worse and Piss-off A Master Of Kenpo Karate !! Kempo is by far the Most lethal and Sadistic art there is !! You could be dead BEFORE you hit the Ground !!

[ReverendDiabetes]

man these guys sure haven't been getting their daily reccomended intake of calcium

[TheCarlsonsRaiders]

101 hit combo, K.O. Seagal wins!

[nemac23]

101 reasons not to mess with Steven Seagal!

[cjcrashoveride]

I guessed 105. I wasn't far off.

[derFuchser]

hmmm

[kroolik1986]

happy birthday Steven!

[TogaMMA]

Sweet, I guessed 100

[tryhugsnotdrugs]

90's seagal was so much better!

[Boynky]

Steven Seagal returns in his next movie: "The Chiropractor"

[TebooTedMarshall]

"If I find out you're lying, I'll come back and kill you in your own kitchen."

~Nico Toscani Above the Law

[cdromkc2]

In fact, it counts every bone-cracking move, yet not every bone, since he must have broken at least two bones everytime.

[ksengage88]

the only thing he cant break is the aging process!

[Gemini050788]

Pause @ 1:36....He feels no pain...my fault my English isnt very good...I meant he feels ONLY pain.

[robotpanda77]

If only he could make a good movie. 

[pecket]

If Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal had a son together he'd be unstoppable. The combination makes me shiver. He'd be a Sidekicking, Dangerous man.

[Adir10]

Chuck norris can break bones only by looking!!

[chase6470]

Jesus Steven, he's already dead!

[4MovieSoundtrack]

It miss some bone breaking there, like some famous in ABOVE THE LAW and others like in the first UNDER SIEGE.

[SynthaxO2]

/watch?v=6zDR_BeO-qE

O.O

[rashalfarid]

Would Luigi EVER have the balls to yell "Never bring a hammer to a gunfight" after watching bones 68 thru 79 being broken?

[DarrenRBaker]

Pardon me for asking... but WHERE THE FUCK IS ABOVE THE LAW?

[trikkerman1]

all his movies suck ass!

[leinad267]

damn i guessed 78

[McCaler]

So this is how Steven Seagal got his "brake" through motion pictures! XD

[helsinki]

for a guy that can break bones , he sure runs like a girl

[paulglor]

Just off the top of my head.....missed backbreak on screwface at the end of marked for death, missed glimmer man entirely, missed broken nose in fire down below, missed broken leg in exit wounds when they were breaking in his truck.

[shw565]

@paulglor I think everyone missed the glimmer man.

[montenegrin2010]

There were several gun shots. I think those should count as broken bones. Nit picking :D

[Blindastronomer]

Who the fuck is Steven Seagal?

[tc9918]

That's a lot of celery used by foley artists.

[french619]

Steven is the King !

[Frusciantefan77]

I like the part where it goes *crick*

[younes86hotmail]

you got balls for watching all those movies with seagal

[ShakeITyEA]

oh, he looked pretty good 20 yeas ago

[korrekturmarker]

is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?

[luishenriqueba]

damn, I guess'd 100 bones. ¬¬

[TheShockV]

A warning to everyone! Don't ever try to cut in front of Seagal while waiting in line at McDonald"s

[rthefley]

Never heard of this actor. He is American? From the quality of the movies he is a D-lister. Looks like Jason Borne needs to bitch slap this guy around.

[bonddotcom]

And those are just the ones caught on film...

[MrRico2xy]

captain crunsh...

[lokkingazzniggah]

i hate that films, sounds like someone is eating chips next to you

[Darmprinz]

CAN'T WAIT FOR MORTAL KOMBAT TO GET OUT NEXT MONTH NOW!

[robjbray]

the hammer was brutal

[Rasmushed]

What a one-trick-pony he is

[suchalooseryo]

he works undercover for Crunch chocolate from many years

[suchalooseryo]

want that beautifull sound as a ringtone

[XXsomeXXdudeXX]

you can also see how he's gettin fat :D

[domdadon018]

@XXsomeXXdudeXX but still wearing the old leather jacket from the first movie ^^

[Guanosoft]

he always does the same moves...

[WesleyRattner]

man the last 20 made me sad regarding how old and fat he's gotten. besides how come he only busts the wimpy asian guys?

[3rzbingluf]

We all should know...never,never,NEVER f*** with Steven.

[Xarkgaming]

the video sounds like a guy sitting in front of his tv and watch a aktionfilm and eat chips :P

[skiegiek]

has anybody recognized the new light switch next to the uploader name?

[TheShockV]

Scariest part of this video is that dude's teeth at 1:36

[harlthegr8]

what about the back break at the end of Marked for Death?

[HaoWenXiang]

What is that sound? twigs and sticks being broken in a rubber bag?

Do we have any foley artists in the house?

[bveneski]

Add 1 more to he equation. I just snapped my own neck for watching this knucklehead.

[TheShockV]

Executive Decision was the only movie he was in where he didn't break anyone's bones, just his own when he got sucked out of that airplane.

[5kwisgaar]

15 people like to kill children

[Coldplayer170]

damn.....i guessed 50...

[smikwily]

Do they have like 3 sounds total for those? Most of them sound like they could be from a potato chip being broken in half.

Also: he made movies after Under Siege?

[drmondo7]

I like that he just keeps getting fatter as the years progress.

[MachinaWeapon]

I guessed 79. Boy was I wrong. And fuck, it's a lot harder to watch him doing it back to back. FUCK. 1:05, my god 1:05.

[phoeniximperator]

that's just gross...lol

[maus9]

i guessed 136, i got disappointed...

[AndrewXAnarchy]

@maus9 I guessed 117, I was also disappointed.

[campbpar]

This stuff made me so violent when I was a kid.

[Sebcarr21]

HARD TO KILL BEST MOVIE EVER

[Hemulen40]

Wow, dat´s more dan equal to da number of brain cells Seagal has .

[maldiga]

damn i have not seen half of these movies. TPB, here i come!

[Waffen9999]

I think you're actually missing some. I didn't see Above the Law on there and I'm pretty sure he broke a few bones in that one too.

[Waffen9999]

Jesus christ. He's broek almost as many bones on film as Jackie Chan has in his own body!

[spyderken]

Sounds like he's opening a bag of sun chips

[TheInkyfingers]

Huh, I was off by 11.

[luquet3]

2:18 So breaking a man's bones is a remedy for constipation ?

[fisherdoug]

Hammertime at 2:40 - break it down.

[IntoTheMeatGrinder]

Once you pop, you can't stop.

[KingDeadPool11]

steven seagal is going to personally show to everyone's home who dislikes this and break their damn legs!

[Hunkola]

Watching this makes me hungry ---- for chicken legs!

[kripplespiele]

how many potato chips has steven seagal ever crunched

[yeti30312]

damn!!! i need some morphine after all that.

[Movieist]

Youtube search: =DpP7vqMbgms

[achiu31]

@2:18 It sounded like Steven or the black dude was trying to take a dump.

[hneboori]

wtf ... he still makes movies???

[crammage]

aots

[dmanschaumbizzie]

I can't even finish this