They Paid for These Tattoos?

[abelhadevidro]

Ellen is amazing...it it what it it

[NasreenN101]

you should put Brad Marchand's Stanley Cup Tattoo, he spelt it wrong XD loser

[dEsSeRtPaRaDiSe101]

"K one more then I'll study...." 10 videos after. I have a test tomorrow, and still watching Ellen...... Why does she need to be so entertaining???!!!

[CManniste]

no seriously i'm insane

[Commentor987]

well it it what it it

[frigtartsxp]

Hahathats f'd up. Hope it's a henna

[krist3n626]

im sry but bad or mistake tats make me laugh...of course, me personally i'd be PISSED the first 1 was funny tho...i also didnt think the "crazy lady" 1 wasnt that bad

[SandraBullockNo1FAN]

for some reason, I always end up watching Ellen.

[TheRedParallel]

Haha youd be able to see that tattoo when he is shirtless cause it sticks out above his tan line, so he'd be getting people asking what it is lmao

[SkullyVlogs]

it it what it it. I LAUGHED SO HARD!

[naomi3275]

VIVA LA ONE CHEEK WONDER!!!!!!!!

[Kbabee4ever]

That guy had NO butt crack!!! does anyone find that strange

[Heart234566]

@Kbabee4ever they have to paint over it to put it on the show

[justyouhui]

i have exam final 2moro, i still watching ellen... haha

[5964ibra]

@n91guru what happened to your final? lol

[Fergiegirl13]

@isayaLBomg

Really? When did that happen? I'm a big Jessie J fan and I had no idea.

[aimeematheson123]

@Fergiegirl13 I think it was a joke...

[Fergiegirl13]

@isayaBomg

Really? When did that happen?

[isayaLBomg]

do you know that Jessie J has a tattoo of her own lyrics spell wrong, But she want to keep it cause nobody's perfect !!! ;D

[laughalovealot648]

Haha nice tan line on the butt face!! love it!

[lovelylilac1]

i would have nvr relized that it was life it what you make it u know

[pinkiepie987132]

i asked my boss for a raise he said to get a tatto on my butt i did.i got 123,623 bucks

[pinkiepie987132]

it it what it it

[prankpatrol89]

Me irl when she said "See, I bet he doesn't really that you made an ass out of him": *spits spaghetti everywhere and chokes laughing*

[Keiraa009]

I absaloutly love Ellen but at 1:50 , the "it it what it it" is fake because tattoo colours are not exactly black and that is obviously done with the computer. If you don't believe me have a really close look at the comparison of the colour of the stars and then the writing.

[Buzchannel]

@Keiraa009 Thants Not A Real Tattoo She Put That One To Make ppl Laugh So Is Then ONe That Said Crazy Lady Is Real But The One Lower She Did It! ;)

[Kiwi653]

@Keiraa009 I'm sure everyone can see it's fake haha

[RayRooE]

@Keiraa009 You figure that one out all by yourself?

[jehabib]

That first one was legit haha and that last one was awesome! He deserves a raise

[catherineratthe]

"It it what it it" LOL

[eacbn]

I know the pain of having to stop watching ellen, that's worse than a tatoo...

[NikkisBeautyTips]

P3RSIANpinoy that is so mean, she has more money then you will ever make she is gorgeous and you are just rude.

[P3RSIANpinoy]

@NikkisBeautyTips here is another disgusting women who judges people by how much money they make. stupid superficial bitch

.

Dictators make more money than you. Does that make them better than you?

[MJJsthebest]

So... Tired. I started watching Ellen videos at 12pm now it's almost 3am. Ellen y u no stop being addicting?! -3

[P3RSIANpinoy]

Is Ellen gay? Im done watching her videos. She is disgusting

[40005490]

@P3RSIANpinoy you're disgusting

[P3RSIANpinoy]

@40005490 wow, u r so nice

[40005490]

@P3RSIANpinoy cheers. there are no words to describe what u r

[123nonew]

@P3RSIANpinoy ur disgusting

[snowybowy2]

new videos of ellen just keep appearing!

[iriasyrenee]

it it what it it - just cracked me up. can't breathe XD

[NimeniAlta11]

i love Ellen..she's so great!:X

[NimeniAlta11]

these are absolutely hilarious!i swear..how do you find them? :))

[n91guru]

i literally have a college final tomorrow and yet I'm watching ellen. sooooo bad.

[AuroraDawn33]

@n91guru yeah, me too!!

[audrey93ify]

@n91guru I don't know why, but she is perfect for procrastination.... I have like 50 pages to read for my class which is like in an hour but I just can't stop watching.... hope u did great on your final though!!

[Origamisarah]

@audrey93ify you should watch her Stand-up Comedy on procrastination, it will really inspire you lol

[Majush1]

@n91guru ohh I know how it isss.. I watch Ellen everyy nighttt, but ohh when I have exam the next dayy I just can't stop watchingg:s I stay until 3-4 am watching ellen..

[Ravzdoro]

@n91guru and how do you deal with the guilt that follows? I'm asking because i have the exact same problem....

[missjubyy]

''It it what it it'' lmao!

[TheSame129]

I recently asked my mum how old she thinks Ellen is. Guess what she answered. She thought Ellen is and now listen 25. ;) Yes 25. She was kinda shocked, when I told her, that Ellen's already 54. She couldn't believe it and I think, if I wouldn't actually know how old Ellen is, I would've said the same kinda age.

[CreamPuffs007]

He sure as hell better get that raise!

[lillypillygilly]

the guy better be getting that raise! 

[stjuartsmills]

They could make it into "Life - it's what you make it"

[meesternadim]

@stjuartsmills There's no room for the S.

[bladdeins]

@stjuartsmills how on earth can they fit in in? 

[jellybellies132]

@stjuartsmills no room fool

[celebirtyfan]

GOTTA. DECIDE. BETWEEN. FACEBOOK.OR.ELLEN!!!

[TheMissalysharhodes]

@lunaticialjn

[PhxJosh602]

only two real tattoos on that whole segment?

funny but wow

[jaelove123]

to fix the "life it what you make it " tattoo they could have just made it " life, it's what you make it" ...or something.

[trailmarker30]

wow so funny

[Alanitoo]

the second arm tattoo was fake :D

[DUCKFODGERS]

@Alanitoo no shit, sherlock

[izpeacewolf]

@0:15 : ya that explains a lot XD @0:49 :arent we all =D @1:19 : ok.... i dont know how to respond 2 that DX @1:51 : oh dear motherfucking god DDX @2:21 : wow did u ever 0.0

[dididam1]

I see what you did there Ellen

[john4ever01]

How can a tattooist be so dumb and not think "oh maybe its a spelling mistake, maybe i should check this is what its supposed to say"

[frostyh81]

I'll be getting a tattoo soon hopefully. My mom is out of town for a few weeks and my dad works like aaalllllllllll day and I can drive my self to the place to get tattoos. So now all I have to do is think about what tattoo I want and get the guts to actually do it. lol.

[Nymphetamine2612]

@frostyh81

[lunaticial]

two i's and two t's that not wrong four i's and four t's is a conversation starter

[CandyYum96]

@lunaticial wtf?

[ars10001]

i cant stop lathing

[Arborverden]

Why is everyone from Canada?

[paigerutledge1998]

@Arborverden they're not..

[Arborverden]

@paigerutledge1998 I was kidding...but it seems like most of the people that send things to Ellen are from Canada.

[mrfail04]

@Arborverden Because I am.

[Eyeglompyou]

I <3 Ellen! XD

[CtrlAltDeleteYurAzz]

@xquisitelyursashley But I regret it :'(

[nellie2581]

Funny

[lrobes23]

Whats up with 'its'?

[lrobes23]

and the second

[lrobes23]

the first one is Hilarious!

[nsyncforever8765]

The lawnmower is reall.. All the ones she makes up dont zoom in...

[Ha12354ha]

I Live In Duncan, B.C, Canada!!!!!! YAHHH FOR CANADA

[MsLauren51]

@Ha12354ha Do you listen to Robin Sparkles then?

[meliciousfifan]

@Ha12354ha Do you call your cops 'mounties'? Are you afraid of the dark?

[showbizfilmz]

@meliciousfifan lol? People from Canada call the "Cops" the cops or the police or mounties. And why would being afraid of the dark have ANYTHING to do with being from Canada. JS.

[talulah2103]

that tattoo of the lawnmower is a photoshopped picture



[BrookiiCookii99]

Pause at 1:34 HAHAHAHA Ellen's face<3 Love you Ellen

[llamaicecream]

Client:Can i speak to the boss?

Dude: kiss my ass

Client: how rude

Dude; you said you wanted to see my boss

[Scheffie88]

I love the way she says "it it what it it" xD

[Sarma1188]

"Oh, what's that?"

"That's just the face of my ex-boss..."

[AhmedCashman]

haha it it what it it xd

[activegirl02]

Getting your employee to get a tattoo on their behind ............. like a boss!

[clovergirl1999]

GUYS TAKE A JOKE! He/she probably did that on purpose, Don't you get the joke?!

[aidencarolineBama]

0:32 #pintrest

[MariaLaskarina]

'It it what it it' LOL! :'D

[beckylover480]

"Your boss must not have realized you made an ass out of him" lol I love ellen's shows :)

[XenaTanVEVO]

LOL

[Bunnieful1]

HAHAHAHAHA

[shoeib123]

ive seen the first one before, much much lower then that.

[Voltarenizer]

HOLY SHIT DID U GUYS KNOW ELLEN IS 53 YEARS OLD OMG, i thought she was like 30-40 lol

[HelpFromAMinecrafter]

@Voltarenizer Botox duh..

[hondurnbabe124]

@Voltarenizer

omg areee uu serious.? i woulda NEVERR thought she was THAT oLd.! !

[Voltarenizer]

@hondurnbabe124 I know! It's fucked up lul

[Sil3entAng3l]

@Voltarenizer I7 thought the same... what dancing does.. keeps you young :D

[TheXxHELENxX]

@Voltarenizer I know... she looks young....

[JulieMS19960]

@Voltarenizer 54

[ashyjedi]

@Voltarenizer now it's 54 =P

[DuhuKaralius]

@Voltarenizer make up... make up ...

[Mekizte500]

@Voltarenizer HOLY SHIT, really?!?!?!?! ... i would fuck her anyways

[supsoup1000]

@Voltarenizer WHAT!!!!!!!

[JedaqiaAngel]

@Voltarenizer Ellen must have an Asian gene. lol!

[STRAP91]

@Voltarenizer ACTUALLY SHE IS 54.

[Odact]

@STRAP91either way she looks young!

[Odact]

@STRAP91 **either**

[SapphireHeart100]

@Voltarenizer shes a covergirl lol :)

[Romashk]

I actually would have paid for "It it what it it"

It's witty and fun, imo.

[tmichellemd111]

@laxergrl123: lol, me too!

[laxergrl23]

from some reason whenever im on youtube i always end up on ellen videos

[JustinBieberFan13611]

@laxergrl23 same here lol

[izzydsings]

@laxergrl23 ME TOO! LOL

[kkbesties4life23]

@laxergrl23 Me too. -_-

[tahy1]

@laxergrl23 me 2 always always

[MarinaJohnnyAmanda]

@laxergrl23 or cats videos

[adusia075]

I like the way Ellen says 'it' , I tried to say it like that but it didn't work :P

[kalitaortiz1]

I'll try to make a tattoo that would say "I Love Ellen DG"

[Duenna100]

i have over 20 tatts and i think they are beautiful! It is my body and i'll put as much or as little ink as i please, and i won't apologise for it! Some ppl have the most unbelievably small minds. :)

[brianMcc25]

"it it what it it" lmao!!!

[x3Thr3e]

why do people give a shit about what others do to there bodies? i mean if you want tattoos, or piercings then by all means they should be able to do it without being judged. it's not your place, so stfu and get over yourselves.

[cutie111000]

OH MY GOD, i kept laughing at the second one............. LOL

[adfilms97]

wow, little lawnmower guy FTW!

[xAlexMontez]

this video was uploaded on my birthday :p

[soujin143]

1:50



[SekondThought]

Haha, after Ellen's comment, I'm not sure he's still getting that raise XD

[MiztyLight]

"hehe it's funny how it apeared when i said lower down" :D lol Ellen :)

[farhahxoxo]

"it it what it it" hahaha

[Friends4Life1121]

@settah17 haha I thought that same thing. xD

[TheSISA123]

i love the last one

[musicinme205]

This is why tattoos are stupid! Whether it's composed of spelling errors or not, it's just pointless! I can't imagine having ink imprinted on my body using needles! And what if you decide that you're tired of it and want it off? You'd have to have surgery in order for that to happen! Seriously, they're a waste of money and not worth damaging your skin over!

[Igm3rdart]

@musicinme205 That's for an individual to decide, not for you to decide for them.

[majiira]

@musicinme205 that's just your opinion, others may think different

[iCourtneyxx]

@musicinme205 tattoos are not stupid!, some of them have meaning and purpose. and its not damaging your skin. im 18 and have 3 tatts so far, and i dont regret them. some people just dont think about their tattoos before getting them..

[musicinme205]

@iCourtneyxx Um tattoos require needles and I can't imagine why you would want them in your skin...I don't care what "meaning or purpose" they have! It's sickening that people like you would want to make cuts in your skin just to make it more attractive! Well, let me tell you what: tattoos are NOT attractive, regardless if people didn't clearly think about their motives before getting them!

This segment IS funny, but seriously....

[alchemography]

@musicinme205 LOL. How about you don't try to shove your close-minded opinions down others throats? If you don't like tattoos, good for you. But don't lecture someone on how they are sick and wrong for getting one. Ridiculous!

[settah17]

How's he gona explain that to his wife?

[Khrystlyn]

Wow she's pretty nd funny

[pandalover326]

STOP FORGETTING THE WORD "IS"!!!

[LunaLuvgood27]

Even is the tattoo was you, why would you pose next to someones behind?

[kawaandi44]

2:20

that guys an ass :)

[mexicanzombie69]

Lol

[MegaVikingen]

Lol, Carrie Arsenal! Get it? Her parents named her that as a gag, I just know it.

[LittleMissLaughter04]

@angelmona15 Well im sooo sorry, those things always scare me for some reason so i reposted it.

[ktwogimple]

the bald dude has it going on<333

[sauropelta07]

@davethegrimreaper123 then why are you watching her videos?0.0

[davethegrimreaper123]

@sauropelta07 I'm from the UK so wasn't too familiar with her.

[JALSY09]

lol i love the lawn mower one haha

[ITSASILVERUNICORN]

@littlemisslaughter your such a fail

[kimkibonita]

this lady realy makes me laugh

[liridonaable]

HAHAH oh man so freaken hilarious ...some people r just nuts :D lmao

[VivianaJonelle]

@LittleMissLaughter04 that stuff isn't real. Just Sayin

[HolaCarolina796]

@LittleMissLaughter04, you know I love my mom too and there isn't a damn thing I can do to have her back, but repeatedly posting a stupid comment that was only meant to freak people out isn't going to help you keep your mother.

[villagedork2]

Omg haha I live in Duncan, Canada! :P

[IndigoRockGirl94]

'It certainly it' :D

[singaporeaj]

Ellen loves to say ass XD

[RawringGoat]

ahahahahahhahahhahahaahah

[rodliejumarcastillo]

I feel fine now. I dont even remember my problems