Major Payne tells 'The little engine that could Damon Wayans

[DHK59]

Vietnam Flash back lol....

[aveman3]

4 people couldnt feel their legs

[hvk20]

Hahah a little nam flashback!!!!

[9hellsguy]

... and all of a sudden... china was all over the place! It's just me and mah side arm - and I had no other alternative... but to blast my way out. *scream* DIE, PIG - DIE!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINNIFORD PAYNE ALIVE!!!! *BAM* I SAW WHAT'CHU DID TO MAH FRIENDS!!! *BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM*

Best part, lol.

[allideas2]

lol

[shadowshami254]

BEST PART IS 2:30....no lie repeated for hours.

[minion508]

Hahahahahaha.....best part: "Bubba.....they ain't there!"

[b1acksa1nt]

LOL, I still have nightmare about that story. The gunshot sounds was the funniest part because it was like we entered Payne's head

[popoff21]

check it out its young Waynehead and adult Waynehead lol

[reborninsanity]

4 people did that to to Major Payne's friend!

4 people missed a little bed time story!

4 people couldn't keep chuggin along!

[TAchangel316]

i like the  TOOOOO TOOOOOO

[Tallboy119]

I'm gonna tell this to my kids.=D

[boondockschop30]

he's telling the story to time crisis 2!

[akopp360]

4 people wouldn't know comedy if it slapped them across the face.

[Traitos]

Is it bad how my favorite part of this story is the bloody nubs?

[mrmillsap]

Im still trying to figure out why there would be a 6 year old enrolled in a military school.

[rambo11546]

bubba: payne,i cant feel my legs :(,payne: bubba they aint there

[Zubirrex]

Lula Mae's baby boy...

[savingprivateryan199]

one of the bestfunny film i ever watch

[Freindly1000]

click one of this for the funny parts 1:35 or 2:30

[mdinc20]

blood gut spit and ass

[bkid0e]

DIE PIG DIE,LOL

[EDDiiFRanKliN]

"hell miss walbern" hahaa

[immdcbro]

i seen what you did to my friend

[Acynicsdream]

That scream is EVERYTHING.

[SaMiAm702]

Bubba come crawlin out tha back doe.

[monsterjoe94]

chuck norris reads this story every night before bed

[caniaccharlie]

great video! Epic scene, one of the greatest movies of all time!!!

[packnplay]

blood, guts, spit and ass lol

[mugenfan99]

this is the most badass little engine that could story ever! more people should tell it like this lol

[Legba85]

Why did Bubba have to die?

[kaceywells]

Almost pissed myself when he screams....LMAO!!!!!

[GandhiLama]

Hahaha! So fuckin hilarioussssssss!!!!!

[redsam52]

funnnnnnnnnnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[sammybadminton101]

Hello Ms Wallberry, you just missed a bedtime story........

[CaptianSlurpie]

best dam vietnam flashback ever 

[unseenkingcold]

he has post traumatic stress disorder

[RuthlessZabusa]

@unseenkingcold  But he likes it.

[spacepolic29]

best scene ever.

[DaDon601]

"And blood, and guts, and spit, AND ASS was everywhere" lmao

[missbededo]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[thunderchuforever]

roflshmye-rolling on floor laughing so hard my head explodes

[KimboDiddy]

lol. thank you.

[xramonexgeekx]

blood and guts and spit and ass

[CSX8600]

"i says, bubba, they ain't there!"

[LAYADR]

You know that this is the most memorable part in the whole movie.

[Bushboy65]

Ha, that scream...

[MasterSpyroTheWise]

XD Transport A/K-47's? lol, I wish my dad had told me that one! I would pass on talking about it after dinner; I look at the spaghetti and immediatly think: Were thoes that kids guts? or I look at the steak and wonder if that was once part of his leg.

[kenbalthaser]

LMAO - I'm 46 and this scene still cracks me up!! I was flipping through the TV channels and this was on and I had to see the Bedtime Story!

"Unless you can flip upside down...." lmao!!!

[code187copkilla]

I'm just tryin to be sensitive

[koolmoedee95]

4 people have never heard of the little engine that could

[MegaBigdaddy76]

laughing so hard i am crying!!! OMG!!!

[Ryotphoenixwing]

Blood an guts, spit an ass was every where... lol

[desus123OGT]

BOOOM!

[Helion231]

LFMAO when he screamed

[TraanceFreek]

He just kept chuggin along chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOOO CHOOO

[S2Kxsh1th3ad]

u just missed a little bed time story

[Debmood]

lmbo saw this today for the first time and that scene cracked me the hell up!!! ha!

[iconpoet]

Lula Mae baby boy...

[TheCaptaincrapola]

BEST MOVIE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! ITS SOOOOOO FUNNY. although they could make the censor a bit stronger. I: ITS SOOOOOO FUNNY! ITS HILARIOUS!

[lilrebel213]

omg im watchin him on tv now lol i just reconized him on his new show called my wife and kids

[QuadsInc]

BAM!! I SAW WHACHU DID TO MY FRIENDS!!! BAM BAM BAM!!!

[kyawmawthu]

1:25 is where the real fun starts

[icequeen7734]

.. I have no other alternative, but to blast my way out.... *Scream*

The scream was the best part of the story. LOL

[murderkode1430]

bubba kum krawlin out da bak door!!!!!

[elgeeno]

he looks like lil john, with bald head

[pogosucks]

Our high school ROTC teachers were twisted like this.

[dhvtl]

the explosion is like what happened in the Gulf haha. BOOM!!

[jlrmywork]

i love this movie LOL!!!!!

[bigshow1fan]

AHEE HEE HEE!!

[USMCTrumpetMaster]

My sergeant makes this guy look like Brittany Spears!!! XD I Still Fucking love this movie!!!!

[L973545]

this part is crazy.....

[TjizzleRulesLawl]

DIE PIG DIE!!! lol

[mstrand68]

Greatest scene in movie history. Semper Fi.

[ianguage]

This movie is great, and this is actually one of Damon's greatest movie scenes. He shows very well how great he is at building on a moment. About halfway through the clip, you just can't turn away.

[ZeeBelievable]

Greatest movie ever!

[jltj1230]

blood,guts spit and ass lololololol

[Youtubitiano]

BAM BAM BAM!!

"Major Payne?"

"oh hello ms wallbern you just missed a bedtime story!"

...

"when I return ill tell you what Bubba used as penis!" ROFLMAO

[AVagent007]

GREATEST COMEDY MOVIE EVER

[Horus2468]

Lol! That used to kill me when I was a kid!

[ya0ish3lly]

The way the happy music changes at 1:23 XD Love this scene

[The5cent168]

thats a mans bed time story

[pramusio]

blood and guts and spit an' ass was everywhere!!!!!! LOL one of my fav' parts!

[ghost2677]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[pufixas]

best movie EVER! :D and the story is HILIRIOUS! xDD

[noblealumni]

my favorite bedtime story. BOOM!

[pufixas]

I cant feel my legs.... xDDDDDD

[sfmkki]

Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives, then BOOM! blood, guts flyin all over the place!

[udumaeG]

1:58 lmao:D:D:D:D:DD

[EminemFan202]

When I get back I tell u what Bubba used as a penis

lol

[Zayin1993]

The BEST BEDTIME STORY EVER!!!!

[TheSutphen]

This bedtime story cracks me up. His facial expressions are priceless!!! LMAO,talk about a man who doesn't know how to talk to children.lol

[PMB827]

Haha unless you can flip upside down lmao

[thefabulousbugman]

and then he says when i come back i'll tell you what bubba uses for a penis

[LilATL94]

deep deep in the jungle, hmm...Vietnam. lol bam bam bam bam.

[Cleopatra236]

CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!

[vietballin4life]

The funiest part in this scene is when he first screams!! lol

[gamedemon1]

BAM BAM BAM BAM

[gamedemon1]

die bitch die ull never take major payne alive bam i saw what u did to my friends bam bam bam bam bam

[kevinlavin11]

Greatest bedtime story ever!

[CampinCarl354]

im gonna tell little kids thid story

[CampinCarl354]

i like how it was all good until the bridge blew up and then it goes all down hill from there. I like how Payne's facial expression during that

[TheLoco4Jesus]

hey thats the guy from my wife and kids great show great movie...

[xxTh3Gam3rxx]

he looked up at me n said payne, i cant feel my legs i said bubba they aint there n i looked down n them little bloody nubs were kickin real fast like this here n i said bubba its 30 miles to the nearest town unless u can flip upside down n walk on ur hands u aint gonna make it!!! haha lmao that is to funny the scream is the best part

[Nicholy07]

BAM! "I saw what you did to my friends!" BAM BAMB BAM!!

MAJOR! MAJOR! MAJOR!

Hello Mrs. Walburn, you just missed a little bedtime story :DDDD LMAO!!

[ployeeeee]

were not deaf no need to repeat urself

[misiu923]

XDDD

[XxxLoLBrAiNxxX]

damn xDDD

thats cool xD

[TatoMaster]

"I had no other alternative but to blast my way out... IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

AHAHAHAHHAHAH I'M PISSING MYSELF!!!

[J0rdan691]

'' I cant feel my legs!....'

But they arent there!

lmao

[TriniFire151]

lmao the scream is the best part

[LILJAYJAY41]

wen they got aboard the train the eyes of the conductor POPPED out the eye sockets, blood n snot was drippin out the eye sockets LOL, DID THAT STOP THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD? -NODS HEAD- DAM SKIPPY ROFLMAO!!! XD!!

[londell]

blood n guts n spit n ass was everywhere

[e3IZrZ]

LOL

[FireKnightZombie526]

LOL

[FireKnightZombie526]

I THINK THIS IS Fing funny i was drinking diet coke and when he told the story i spit all the diet coke i was drinking all over the computer screen

[Tccpaintballer05]

and i looked down and saw his nubs kicking real fast like this lol

[micahbiten]

chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!! lmfao

[epifani9]

he screams like a girl xD

[jennaherkert]

This was my favorite part of Major Payne, when he was telling the bedtime story, with blood and guts everywhere XD

[Prettyboydrew5]

i Cant feel mY lEgs lol

[KingofStreet3]

love that bed time story

[newlilwaynemoney]

ahhhhhhhhhhh die pig i seen what u did to my friend bam bam bam

[sk8good]

1:36

BAM!!!

BAM!!!

[uberzeldamaster]

you can tell he was having a flashback!!!! lol!

[mariaxmoreira]

OMG! I nearly pissed myself watching this! I haven't seen Major Payne in a while. Ha ha I remember the first time I saw this movie. lol!

[galvaton10000]

LMAO!!! his middle name is Winneferd, or how ever you spell it. then again he could kill me!!!

[tacozncheeze]

toot toot!

[naruto6183]

who's the dummy now "DUMMY"

[AcbLynn132]

Very UNDERRATED movie

[disobedientmankey]

best movie ever!

[iPukes]

Agreed.

[quantae06]

@AcbLynn132 What critics rated it wrong? It's a great movie.

[Maxking09]

DIE PIG DIE, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR VINCENT WINNEFORD PAYNE ALIVE. BAM!!! I SAW WHATCHA DID TO MY FRIEND! BAM!!!! BAM!!!!! BAM!!!!!!!

funny stuff

[kaoskazin]

Its major BENSON but yeah i love that bit :D

[MrDThorn]

" Lula Mays Baby Boy " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDThorn]

He was deep into that bed time story, needless to say there was plenty opposition!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkHarpuia]

That was awesome.

[SpikeGT3000]

-Payne!.. I can't feel my legs!...

-Baba, they ain't there!

:D Awesome scene!

[cranker4lyfe]

best movie ever

[BigRickSharpe]

lov it makes me wantta reup!

[sidewalksurfr01]

payne, i cant feel ma legs, i said bubba, dey aint there. hahahahaha

[stonefreeblues]

TOOT TOOT!

[supergsx]

'nless you can flip upside-down and walk on yo hands, I don think we gon MAKE IT.

[frankthespank]

...then Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives... LOL

[fjkjr123]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!

One of the funniest scenes in the movie, methinks.

[doytoyt]

I like how the background music just changes. AAAAAAAAAAAA BANG BANG BANG!

[holymasterchief]

i wonder how many takes it took to get this scene rigth cause there is no way that they did it without laughing even one time

[thatpersonudontknow]

oh my god this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[thejokerswild1]

this is one the funniest comedy scenes ive ever seen. AAAAAAAAAAAAR! BANG! I SEEN WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! BANG BANG BANG

[Childofpain2]

Lol i can't feel my legs. That's because they aint there.

[carlosccclos]

funny

[carnyzzle]

i'm gonna tell that story to my kids one day... DIE PIG DIE!!

[19misiek87]

I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!

[joshuamjoshua]

@19misiek87 i said bubby they aint there

[dukdafukdown3g]

haha he screams like a lil bitch............ have you ever heard about the lil engine that could??

[cPDES]

Truly the funniest thing i've ever seen. "I can't fell my legs. and then them little bloody nubs started kickin! LOL

[bender1man]

Pissed myslef laughing when he did the screan then started doing the gun shots never laughed so hard in my life.

[kawsarh]

That was like the 1st mayjor payne started being nice!!

[holymasterchief]

DIE PIG DIE!!!!

[Soldat177]

*dark background tone* "but then charle rigged the brige with plasitc exploves...making is way across then BOOM!!" lol

[JsAMONSTA]

the scream at 2:32 is the BEST part

[Schmerz57]

perfeckt

[vanderwolf1]

Bood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets....LMFAO!

[rosepig12]

Payne I can't feel my legs lol best part.

[Paulonbass75]

Blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere! What a great line. :)

[evilarms]

I saw what you did to my friend! BAM!! lol XD

[milsani91]

no his name is Major Benson Winifred Payne

[Omega13Shadow]

erm, no, it IS vincent but watever

[ironlung2004]

this is so funny

[mafiametsfan]

i cant feel my legs!

[therealstuffson]

his laugh is soo funny! HEEEE-HEEE-HOO-HAAA-HAA-HEE-HO­OO-HOOO-HA

[mspretty8807]

can somebody please tell me major's full name