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  • "And you wonder why they want to blow us the fuck up"

    I thought it was because of Jersey Shore.

  • Cris Rock is not funny he is ONLY political. He couldn't do an act without the controversial subjects he touches on. Don't get mad when people want to voice their own view in the comments. Are the only valid voices the ones that are presented to us uncritically?

  • @khadijahshaheed Most great comedians are very controversial. Being able to offend some people while making the masses laugh is a great skill that few people possess.

  • @khadijahshaheed Your comment makes no sense whatsoever. Retire from discussion to avoid further embarrassment.

  • We're spoiled is the jist of it. Seriously. Muurrica is fucked up like and selfish.

  • Tap water is good enough for me. Why the fuck would I spend tons of money on bottled tap water, when I can save money AND be lazy by just going to the sink.

  • this is sooooo tru!!! asS WATER!! ppfffhahahhaha!!

  • new york is the best water

  • This is a funny bit but the truth is that tap water in many places in the U.S.tastes like crap from all the chlorine & other minerals that are in it. There's also parasites, fertilizers, pharmaceuticals & other chemicals that can linger in it after it goes through the treatment plant in some areas. It obviously won't kill you but it's not as clean & healthy as some people would like to believe. Best thing you can do is get a purifier on your faucet & limit how much tap water you drink.

  • @vodude LMAO AND YOU THINK COMPANIES CLEAN WATER? THE FUCK OUTTA HERE DUDE. ITS ALL THE SAME SHIT.

  • ummm i'm pretty sure that's not why they call it tap water

  • u know wha dey use a tap water? cause they tap it in the ass, tats why hahaha

  • bottled water is usually from a municipal water source, so in other words, it's tap water.

  • when i was in America, we just bought a small filter that doesn't use energy and put tapwater through that. Rock is right, America is so fuckin' spoiled it aint' even funny. try Brazil, for example (my home country), people here (moved last week) will use anything and everything they can. sometimes it won't even be usable and they'll still use it somehow!

    @JungleUnderground so what? would you rather be uncomfortable and taste something you dislike, or dead?

  • I actually can't use my tap water. My houses pipes are bad... so yeah ass water!

  • hmm...i still drink tap water...its just as good as the other stuff..at least at my home

  • Tap water tastes fucking disgusting & is full of flippin' fluoride.

  • 4 people dont tap water on their nutsacks.

  • Anyone who brushes their teeth shouldn't complain about fluoride in water. And if you don't brush your teeth...you're probably not worth listening to.

  • This is hilarious but it doesn't apply to me. There's nothing wrong with the tap water in my country. I always boil it (just incase) and stick it in the fridge. I'll line up several buckets outside before I buy water.

  • You know why they call it tap water? Coz u just tap it on yo Nutsacks hahah

  • 4 People are too stuck up for tap water....

  • i dont i drink, tap water everyday its delicious! :) no really.

  • Yeah we drink bottled water, but I still go for tap water. Last time I checked, tap water didnt give me a 3rd nipple or an 11th toe..just sayin

  • I like tap water :(

  • .......

  • Why the FUCK is everybody getting all worked over what a famous COMEDIAN said? Seriously take a joke. Nobody gives a fuck what chemicals tap water has in it. Just take the joke and don't be a bitch about it. God damn...

  • use a damn filter

  • Ever notice that Evian is naive backward?

  • How is it that a country having more wealth than another justifies any form of violence committed against the civilians? BTW Tap water is rarely of a quality suitable for drinking. It has chemicals like chlorine & fluoride in it. Sometimes it becomes contaminated with bacteria. Arsenic & lead are found in many US water supplies as well. If you give you family bottled distilled water (would be better if the bottles were glass but that's another issue) you're protecting them not spoiling them.

  • Why can't everyone just enjoy the comedy instead of having a damn debate team

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  • @nottheteacherspet

    Because everyone is such a fucking smartass know- it- all! All the professors come here!

  • @nottheteacherspet so damn true man

  • @nottheteacherspet

    Smh. It's sad. But trolls gone troll.

  • @ssyw27 if it was that simple we'd have done it by now

  • What's really sad, is drinking from plastic bottled water is not only damaging to you but also to the environment. Poeple need to buy a filter, that's the best option.

  • @Faerthrienn Britta all the way baby!:D

  • sad truth is that the world spends something like 2 billion on bottled water. It takes 1 biliion to give everyone in the world fresh water

  • LMAO!! Tap it on your nuts

  • from which show?

  • Tap Water is nasty... and isnt good for you.

  • @Ruckislx it's actually safer, tap water is regulated by the government while bottled water is never regulated

  • You just tap it on ya nuts! Lol

  • Old Lithium Batteries needs to be filtered through the Sheeples livers ! to save the Planet !!..This is why we need Governments, remember ?..We are unable to Govern ourselves for some reason !?...We looked to the Almighty for guidance...And now we are guided by Man (Lucifer's inbred Elite)..hmm

  • lmfao fkn halerioues

  • actually, tap water is not free. you just have the impression that is free, because you pay it anyway. :)

  • tap it on ur nuts lmao

    

  • @jasonf81 ur one stupid fuck(:

  • Jus tap it on yo nuts

  • ass water loll...

  • I'm down in Georgia and I drink tap water; it's perfectly clean down here

  • And you wonder why people wanna blow us the FUCK up!

  • HAHAHA!! All I gotta say is this shit is funny reading whoever started the invention topic. Got everybody in on it. lmao

  • lol agreed

  • @jasonf81 it's EMBARRASSING how ignorant you sound... hating on blacks FOR NO DAMN REASON is sooo yesterday... u ain't offending ANYONE...get with the times... WHAT RACE IS OUR PRESIDENT????? hmmm. just please check urself.

  • i'm from the uk

  • lol the black man invented the stop light. If he didn't then we would be crashin into eachother and probably half the people in the US would be dead because of ignorant people like you..oh wait, never mind.

  • @DJacKnifeAlpha

    ha ha your so stupid, the white man invented the light. and a black man invented a stop light. wtf you see what i'm talking about?

  • LOL!!! THAT'S WHAT I SAID! CAN'T YOU READ?! You illiterate piece of trash. *sigh*

  • what i'm saying is a white guy invented a light bulb, so could a black man invent a stop light without a bulb? no

    white men invented cars, what use is a stop light without cars? black people just take and give nothing back.

  • @jasonf81

    That is some dumb white speak right there. Do the gene pool a favour and die, repeatedly and painfully for being a racist moron.

  • @muchlove59 Not all white's are evil who da fuck you think died to free slave's of all orgins.I'm white myself but one thing i'll never allow myself to become is evil or racist

    amongst other trait's that are well fucked up.But if you noticed it's always the country folk & hillbillie's that are racists,Now i realize other's are as well but the first step is stoping the hate.Can't fix or get rid of racism if you are.Generalizein white's is fucked up as i've never killed anyone.

  • @bkeener86 come live in australia, then you will realize how much free shit the aborigines get.. then you will start getting a little racist and pissed off

  • @emmo619 seriously its he same in the states and all outlanders get shit for free while i & all americans pay for it all so i think i have more of an reason to be pissed off then you.But i'm not as i refuse to let jealously rule my life as i'm not an animal so if i see people who are living better then me no matter why,Then i just strive harder to live just as good.Racism is stupiid

  • @emmo619

    Well you did steal the land their ancestors had owned for thousands of years, hunted them like vermin for a couple of decades, dismantled their family systems, brought them disease, imposed alien laws on them and then outnumbered them through immigration. What would do if you were them?

  • @emmo619

    And you did not do it but you are benefiting from it.

    Imagine if I stole your house and your property and kicked your family out, then I passed it on to my future generations while yours were still in poverty. Do you think that is Just?

  • @muchlove59 Also about the salve's being freed,It was an group movement of non-racist white's,blacks,etc.Now let's be honest racist african's sold slave's to white men so yes it's obvious that evil is everywhere in the world no race is speical.We all on to deal with the fact people of our race have done fucked up thing's to whole people.but again by hating them you prelong racism,hate,evil,etc.Personall­y i hate the fact we label eachother by color,it's fucking retarded as we r human! lol

  • lol true that a white guy DID invent the light bulb. but if they didn't, who else probably would? maybe Asians. If not them, who else? Now what would cars be of use if there wasn't a stop light? People everywhere share in the benefit in all of mankind. Now go take your stupidity elsewhere, like a politics video.

  • rofl white ppl take the most out of every goddamn race of the country, its shown throughout history. They fucked up the jews, the indians, the jamaicans, the cubans, the africans, the chinese, hell they even fuck up their own (irish, french i can go on all day) black ppl aint exactly a walk in the park, but white ppl? the fuck outta here...

  • @jasonf81 No dumb ass a black man did! do you think any idea a black person came up with back in the days was kept his? you stupid fuck they took it cause he had no rights and called it theres. history is written by winners fool! believe nothing you read in that lying white history.

  • @jasonf81 where the in the HELL did you get the idea that it was alright to say somthing like that?

  • It's a fucking disgrace people have to pay water bills. It makes about as much sense as charging you a bill for the fucking air you breathe.

  • it is a fucking disgrace..... just other clever ways of taxing and capitalizing the hard working class and back bone of this fucking country. grandpa told me america used to be the land of the free... but nothing is anymore. everything is taxed.... eventually the very air we breathe might get taxed too... ha ha ha ha

  • its taxed because majority of it doesnt come from america, they tax literally anything foreign of this country, and other countries PAY money just to sell things in america. aint that some shit?

  • @DarthCipient That's right, cos the air you breathe also has to undergo an expensive purification process before being piped to your house!

  • @rhythmace1 Given the pollution in my city, it probably should.

  • @DarthCipient Except the air we breathe isn't piped and tapped into your mouth is it. Tap water costs money because its treated to make it drinkable, then piped to you. Go dig up a river if you want free water.

  • @j2dlyc I think you misunderstand my point. I am well aware that it costs money for water to be purified to make it drinkable. My argument was against the billing process by private water companies. Water is such an essential requirement (like air), it should not be a for-profit industry, but maintained as a public service.

  • cuz ya jus tap it on ya nutz lmao

  • Chris has a good point. We could use tap water, but most of us don't.

  • @CJsbestfriend1 We don't use tap water so much as everyone knows its been lttered with chemicals, namely flouride.

  • Most tap water in North America has small levels of flouride in it, the same ingredient in toothpaste. This isn't in most bottled water, so tap water can be better for your teeth than bottled water

  • i get mine form an aqua duct

  • ...tpa water isnt free....we pay taxes to get that water

  • i get my tap water from doasco

  • @MMBinNC no, you pay the water bill to get the water

  • i live in the netherlands and we got some of the clearest water. we actually live under the sea level and if it ceeps rising half of it would be under water. 2012 maby lol

  • The Maya Calender thus only applies to the Dutch XD no miscalculation

  • you said it! IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • NYC Tap Water tastes better than bottled water.

  • It's true. All those chemicals taste good. No joke. I miss NY.

  • @KillerAJ Seriously? The tap water here (Montreal) tastes like fucking sour milk or some shit...

  • I swear dude. NYC Tap Water tastes awesome. Now, the purity and stuff of the water depends on your buildings plumbing. I had the luxury of living in a building with pretty good pipes, so the water was awesome.

    There's actually a guy who is bottling up NYC Tap Water, and selling it, people are actually buying it too. It costs him maybe 2 cents per bottle and he is selling it for $2 per bottle. Fucking genius.

  • Yeah that's a good hustle I'd do the same

  • I think it really depends on the house for the taste sometimes. I know my friend who lives maybe 3 km from me his tap water tastes bad, but I like my tap water. BTW I'm in Toronto

  • The tap water here in scotland is feckin top notch, full of so much chlorine and fluorine and other metals. All i drink is tap water!!

  • Chlorine and Fluorine are non-metals genius, and why the hell would they pour chlorine in your drinking water? Or metals?

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • true.

    but i drink bottle watter here in putnam becuase you cant trust the putnam water. its nasty and you cant trust it.

  • And we have crystal clear water that tastes just like Evian coming from our taps.

    Greetings from Sweden.

  • @Honk3n Same here over in Canada, plus there's fluorine or fluoride (don't remember what it is) in our water and keeps our teeth healthy :D

  • omg people arent stupid for once? FINALY!! THIS HAS BEEN A PROBLEM FOR SO LONG AND NOW PEOPLE KNOW? FCKING WATER HAS BEEN BAD FOR SO LONG

  • you know, estimates about bottled water says about 40% is really tap water. and the rest usually isn't from "pure" springs or whatever they show on the bottle either.

  • my tap water has this chlorine taste to it... kinda like pool water so i don't drink it.

  • If you just wait for a minute, it will lose that pool water taste. But I don't drink water anyway, got bear instead.

  • Theres people who dont get water that has a little chlorine to it that cleans it...Just saying

  • THE MAN PUTS DRUGZ AND POISON IN THE TAP WATER AND THATS WHY YOU SHOULDNT DRINK IT.

    but i dont drink bottled water either--i usually jus drink juice and eat fruit.

  • In my town in europe we have clear water filtration. Pure water no chemicals added. I don't know what you people in the US do.

  • that's good vdub350...what country are you from?

  • Poland. We're one the only towns though. I wish more places would switch to these systems.

  • we have Pure Water...

    does that answer your question...

    US ain't as bad as other countries think

  • Every town is different. My town has pure no chemical water but a couple towns over they found some harmful bacteria in the water. I'm sure every state in the US is different with different quality water good and bad.

  • @JM13FUNK Juice is full of sugar and stains your teeth if you drink it everyday.

    You need water or you will dehydrate.

  • @icecool1065 i've gone for very long amounts of time without drinking straight water. probably years. currently i have been able to buy glass bottled water that has minimal amounts of fluoride. i dont drink it all that often though.

    as for teeth juice being "full of sugar" i'm not sure what brand of juice you're drinkin but i just drink natural juice w/o added ingredients. the fruit naturally has sugar but i dont think that is what corrodes your teeth. i think its the citric acid.

  • @icecool1065 also i think most healthy people drink juice everyday and their teeth don't seem stained at all. in addition i am more concerned about my brain than my teeth anyday.

  • @JM13FUNK You must live in an awful country if you accuse the government of poisoning your water.

  • @icecool1065 their is a fair amount of research pointing towards potential neurotoxicity and other health risks of fluoride, such as dental fluorosis, and other forms of fluorosis. i dont think the levels of fluoride in american water are high enough to cause dental fluorosis but i do beleive it causes damage to the pineal gland in the brain. most american water has fuoride in it, added by the government. it also has other harmful chemicals, as well as traces of drugs flushed down toilets

  • @JM13FUNK Good job i'm not an american then, huh.

    And where do you think water comes from? It is evaporated then rained down. That means all the urine; bacteria; and toxins are going straight into your body. Just tap water is cleaned.

  • @icecool1065 i'm at all not trying to tell you that tap water is not cleaned. the water that we drink (at least in america) comes from a "water district" that supplies the water to your community. most water districts in america add fluorides to their water.

    if you live in a country that doesn't fluoridate it's water, that's great.

  • @JM13FUNK and let me guess the government implants chips in our head and the government caused 9/11, dumbass

  • @88fanforlife could you explain to me exactly how i'm a dumbass?

  • @JM13FUNK i think you kinda put that out to everyone, you said that "the man" which im guessing is the government is poisoning and drugging our water, if that not a dumbass statement i dont know what the fuck is

  • @88fanforlife a dumbass statement? it's a fact that the us government fluoridates most tap water in the country. it's not kept a secret. you can search the internet and find out if your community is fluoridated. and as far as i know, most european countries deem it to be a poison.

  • @JM13FUNK and you just showed that you have no time on your hands

  • @88fanforlife actually i have plenty of time on my hands....i don't get how i've shown you otherwise

    nothing you have said to me seems to make any sense

  • @JM13FUNK nothing you say makes sense either

  • @88fanforlife really? explain

  • @JM13FUNK I think u'll find that jucie is 99% water :)

  • @anney0207 yes, juice from concentrate is mostly tap water. while real juice only contains water naturally from the fruit. if the fruit is grown in a fluoridated area then i think it will have some fluoride, but i believe it will be much less than the amount in water as the roots probably provide some sort of filtration enough to leave most of the fluoride behind in the dirt.

  • @JM13FUNK that's fair enough , but u should probably be drinking some water too i know that tap water is deadly which is why i buy bottled water , i DON'T even use tap water on my ass :/

  • @anney0207 yeah i have begun to drink bottled water, glass bottled water, that is. "Acqua Panna". its a little expensive though.

    thanks for lookin out though. :)

  • @JM13FUNK ha :) , tht's cool . bt i find tht if u buy it in bulk online nd have it delivered 2 ur door it's far cheeper ( i hope tht's wht ur already doin if not for the love of god do it ) i used 2 buy all my water from the store down the road ...... i had to sell my car :/

  • @anney0207 i don't do that, but I'll keep it in mind. I actually don't drink water enough to need a service like that...haven't bought water in at least a week...i guess i don't hydrate myself enough...but whatever

    i saw a commercial for a product called "zerowater". it's a pitcher with a filter supposed to remove all the dissolved solids and i looked it up online and i think it removes fluoride but not sure

    anyone notice my comment isnt in the top anymore even though its 15 thumbs up? haha

  • evian

    naive

    LOL

  • exactly. Coke and Pepsi knew what they were doing a long time ago.

  • its a fckin rip off

  • what programm is this from?

  • it means you tap water on your nuts

  • i dont get that joke.

  • soo true

  • Gahhh i HATE it when ppl get bottle water. Like I'm ok w/ filtering tap water... but Bottled water? why pay for it? I get sick less then once a year. I drink water/tap all the time. Its fine here for now anyways.

  • tap water bolied water, tap water is better than some of the bottled water, heck some are the same but some are healthier

  • LMAO ! so true <3

  • "cuz u just tap it on yo nuts" JAJAJAJAJAJA

  • lolol

  • soo funny. and true

  • No wonder other countries wanna blow us up,

    True.

    I'm not buying bottled water any more

  • u just tap it on your nuts =))) hah! he cracks me up. GOTTA LUV HIM

  • "You know what it means when you buy bottled water? It means you only use tap water on yo ass."

    -Chris Rock

  • You know what, you need to be speechless.

  • ur gay

  • My cheeks hurt! LOL!

  • lol

  • u just tap it on ur nuts lol

  • i gotta wash my assss!! XD

  • But my tap water tastes like urine ;_;

  • Saw this on TV, it was Hillarious!

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