london underground song lyrics ©

[Keshen11]

lol



[nonkeybomb222]

I'm gonna sing this next time i go on London underground lol

[JDSharpy]

Their is spelt wrong, should be they're. js. ahahaha

[PopPrincess921]

I have this on my phone lmfap

[MrFINGERLICIOUS]

how d u get this on i tunes cos i searched but cant find it

[jwhelan91]

They should sing this in London underground that would be funny

[KowalskiJulia]

Story of my life - only a true Londoner will understand this song :')

[nonkeybomb222]

@mintyfever u can understand it if ur not British but u will never find it as funny as a British person would trust me I'm British don't have a pop at me for this comment I'm being honest

[nonkeybomb222]

The best bit about this is that it's all true

[OmgIamKwl]

Legend.

[meatshieldXXL]

I approve.

[MultiRAMPAGE101]

Lollolollololololoolololololol­ololololoolololollololoolololo­lolololololololololololol their all fucking wankers not the singers

[Ampex101]

SJ.

.....Useless cunts!



[ParalyzedParamore]

this song's on RADIO right now XD

[ScammySamTV]

1:48 lol

[ScammySamTV]

@1:00



[keatesyboii007]

This is true all the drivers do is sit on their arse and read the newspaper they're over paid and should all be shot I agree

[MinecraftAddict12345]

Just go and *Press 9*!

[zuesslayer]

I cant afford the fuss today im gonna take my bike, cos once again the tubes on strike, the greedy b*stards want extra pay for sitting on their arse all day even though they earn 30k so im standing here in the pouring rain where the f*cks my f*cking train London underground, london underground, w-w-w*nkers they're all w*nkers London underground london undergound, their all lazy c*nts i wanna shoot them all with a rifle

[zuesslayer]

pretty accurate description of the underground

[MrCookie8888]

Makes me proud to be British!

[utkarsh24]

LOL



[TheMRJabyouintheFace]

All rise for the London national anthem.

[MickeyXMcXSwag]

Super funny I don't live in London but it sounds like the metro funny

[MissPoppyAndEmma]

To funny!! To funny!! 😂

[reeceswann4]

Best vid ever lol

[morgymurton]

i knew all words the 2nd time watchin it

[tt101400]

this is achaly true some underground are blouidie like this !!!! i love this song!!!!

[andrew1040828]

Lol beast

[crazynuggetnog]

TAKE YOUR OYSTER CARD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR arsehole.........

[crazynuggetnog]

TAKE YOUR OYSTER CARD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR arsehole.........

[PinkyChobots]

yes... I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK >:(

im gonna sing this in the london underground....

[dalekiller6]

where the fucks my fucking train :) hahaha best bite of the song :) i want my fucking money back! lalalala

[Mutily130]

Lol

[Shiplodicus]

They're up to about £45k a year now the fucking useless sack of shit wankers.

[MrShadMaster123]

LONDON UNDERGROUND

[YOBLUH]

EVERYBODY FOLLOW @JAMESTAGG2 ON TWITTER, THIS IS A GENUINE AND SERIOUS CAUSE, PLEASE HELP. HE NEEDS TO KNOW HES A CUNT.

[humperlumper123]

i showed this to my 6 yr old cosun she went to her mom and said "mom ur a lazy fukkin usless cunt!" no jokes

[TheEccentricCoco]

I burst out laughing when he said there all wankers...

[SuperDaisyLOL]

who tried muting the swears

[looloo202]

best song in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gamesvzkingz]

147 People work for the london underground

[freaker123100]

why is he pouring in the rain when hes in the underground?

[FulhamsFinest1]

@freaker123100 Because when they have a strike, you end up standing outside waiting for the bus IN THE RAIN...didn't realise the song had to be explained...as well as it just being a FUCKING JOKE!

[MrHegehog1]

can u get any more swearing in it is it possible?

[GSpringy]

if he's standing there in the rain... i thought it was london UNDERGROUND... no rain underground,

[LeetLizard]

@GSpringy It's trying to say that the underground is built shit.

[simplysimple2]

@GSpringy Plenty of stations are actually overground in zones 3

[MissLaurenSpeed]

amazing song!! :P

[CapsLock959]

something so satisfying about shouting "where the fucks my fucking train?!"

[XChantTVX]

Im english but this is so fucking true x

[Mustangboss78]

how can they sit on their arse all day hasn't it eroded bu now !

[MrGaddafikiller]

145 people work at the London underground.

[Maddie224413]

if u think this song is rubbish u r such a pig! cus he is only telling the truth!!!

[camden479]

144 People smelt Burger king,Piss and sweat.

[TheLikingLlama]

This song is amazing, no way you could sing this on Britain't got talent ey?

[LEON13858]

this isn't just london underground it's every public underground train.

[itstheshiz13]

wa wa wankers=masterpiece

[64oil65]

This song Makes me even more proud to be English! :)

[elitegamesquad]

144 people think the song needs to be longer :)

[Pulleify]

Always have to smile while listening to this song (;

[TheEccentricCoco]

Warning explicit content

Me: *ignores and watches over over.

[TheCosmic1210]

this is so true on so many levels!

[XxKeNdY98xX]

I can imagine nick frost and simon Pegg singing this this as well.

[ThePainTrain4234]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!

[Honeyme14]

love it u guy r kl do more songs!!:D

[MegaNobrain]

Love it! ;)

[DoomesdayChronicles]

i dont know why but everytime i hear this song i can imagine nick frost and simon pegg singing it together

[MichaelNUFC897]

@mintyfever yeah he's a retard who talks shit.... thanks for the reply mate ;)

[mintyfever]

@MichaelNUFC897 anytime ;)

[59parksimple6]

Drunks and thugs every day

All they want is drugs

One pill from the chemist is just

Not good enough for them to feel

When they can’t just ask

For more since they just start

Going underground going

underground

[Bane1998Wktr]

funny

[MichaelNUFC897]

@mintyfever He said "You have to be english to understand this song" which is idiotic becasue im not english but understand it all...

[mintyfever]

@MichaelNUFC897 thnx pal. ya im not british and i completely understand this song so tht persons a jack ass

[mintyfever]

i am now attempting to find mileyjobros258 comment. no success so far

[edencaizer]

Thanks spacep3nguin lol

[RunescapeCheatTools]

they're*

[Xjawzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

cant wait to watch paracetamoxyfrusebendr oneomycin!

[Gracedoodler]

plllz subscribe to my video and send me challenges

[TheHamilton10000]

Jeremy clarkson i want to shoot them all with a rifle

[Meghanstarz]

Love this song

[edencaizer]

not once did he bother to change the wrong spellings stupid freak lol

[SpaceP3nguin]

@edencaizer Yeah, good one



[beiber60]

hahahahhahahahaha

[smithy180180]

lol funny

[SpaceP3nguin]

Not once did you spell They're correctly

[Lumey100]

@SpaceP3nguin He decided to use both variations though.. even though both of them should have been they're

[Enmure]

<3

[DeaDaNge91]

this song applys to today SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

[henry51563]

burger king, piss and sweat

[jasonholden]

watch this video then look at the recommended video to the right of it, they pop out towards you....you will see what i mean!

[mozmeister15]

more strikes today, felt like playing this on.....cheered me up

[C0CK3Y3Z]

would be funny to play this whilst on the london underground.

[pleb88smoggie]

@C0CK3Y3Z im canny sure a buska must have done it

[EgyptianFever]

Despite this song i still like the london underground for some bizzar reason ^^

[jonnybirdy810]

best song ever !!!!!!!

[glitterpen1]

love it know all lyrics

[teilujotsrettel3113]

what a lovely way to get annoyed about public transport

yes very mature! :p

[SuperKiezo]

this accent remembers me of shauns neighbour on shaun of the dead xD

[ZebbeSebbe]

@SuperKiezo Haha, so true! Just watched that movie yesterday :)

[TamaraCool7012]

Rock on. Total head banging goin on ova here!!!! Lol! This is all true peeps

[reegsvarietyshow]

This makes me proud to be british



[JO3L7113]

Did Jeremy Clarkson write this?

[allyket]

this is proper english humour

[iainp18]

Mizusui. Firstly, that 'arrow to the knee' shit is not funny anymore. It has no relevence to this awesome tune, fuck off back to Skyrim vids! It has died a horrible, excruciating death. Second, why the fuck have you included a Capital letter for every word in your sentence, when it only needs a capital letter for the start of the sentence? Stupid pre-teen cunt.

[dave619ful]

Brilliant



[hockeyraptor2000]

learn to spell

[randomizers21]

ohh i knew tat :L:L:L

[randomizers21]

The oister card isnt used for you tube i think :L:L:L

[Missyme2704]

@randomizers21 Yes it is....

[cheesy1231]

1:36, the singer says divers get the day of work lol

[TheColdlielow]

Lol i love this song i just hate that i have to wisper this wen i sign it :( so i dont get done :( :( :( Still awsome song and its so true

[jamiemw3cool]

It's funny and it's bloody rite!!!!!

[reegsvarietyshow]

This is absolutely hilarious lol

[lexieTW]

Can't go on the tube without this on my IPod :)

[mrunclesi]

This is just like star wars :)

[dgirl133]

LOL makes me so proud to be british! (btw im nine and this song is meh fav song eva!!!!)

[lexieTW]

@dgirl133 If your 9 don't repeat the language! x :)

[zakleo100]

i love this song and im 10!

my fave song by far

[animegal2145]

Such language. It's hilarious!

[TraceurChad]

139 people are tube drivers.

[muffinman2251]

139 people deserved 2 b shot wid a rifle u gay dislikers

[muffinman2251]

Lol syk sng

[Shiplodicus]

every one of em, useless c*nts

[ImCalledJackk]

They earn 40k+ and they're striking on boxing day..fucking wankers.

[JoshStubbins1]

@ImCalledJackk this song was around a good 10 years ago :L

[fanofgames2009]

@ImCalledJackk yeh rest of us all have to work and they make it impossible they strike F up half london it selfish if we all had a strike every time somthing happened we didnt like at work the entire country wouldnt have 1 worker yet they feel there allowed to F cunts they make 12k more a year than me and love to swap jobs for a week and be like WTF u moaning about now this how rest of us have to live every DAY some for less than 1/4 of the money

[billnyethe1742]

@ImCalledJackk they don't earn that much.... do they really?

[ImCalledJackk]

@billnyethe1742 Yup. look it up.

[bigh99267]

Haha lol, like if u live in London!!

[Shueb12345]

JUST 1 WORD LOL

[scooterreviewtem1]

ha laugh if peope sang this on the train out loud



[Iacob111]

@scooterreviewtem1 i got chucked off the train for doin that!

[Mrjammydodger1000]

People should sing this at the underground to get money until they get kiked out lol

[jonnybirdy810]

139 sang this at the actual london underground

[legoreviewteam1]

Soooooo true there such f----ing c-----

[ThedudeLOL100]

the people who disliked work for underground .. and the this songs so true

[xWBxDANZ]

this should be in the charts !!



[dlp2006]

"they're"...but love it

[TheGamingRioters]

It's great because it's true!

[andrews77com]

Ahhhhhhhahhhhhhh

[bramhallbmxing]

Ahahah !! :D

[ourlolplays]

sounds like yogscast singing it

[lulusinner]

i still rememeber when i first heard this song. my and my friends were standing outside a pizza place in our town where we'd just had a birthday meal, listening to it on someones phone hoping the parent didn't come out while a bad word was playing. got to love primary school

[HollyYerawizard]

The thing is...every platform does have a tramp.

[jboy943]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny

[mileyjobros258]

you have to be english to understand ths song !

[KSR026]

@mileyjobros258 No you just have to live in London long enough...

[jack253]

@mileyjobros258

Oh you have to live in London to understand this song... ;)

[GekoRaider6229]

@mileyjobros258 or you just have to have visited London

[TeamWeasley827]

@mileyjobros258 or have watched Harry Potter

[DeaDaNge91]

@mileyjobros258 not necessarily ..You have to be from london that for sure..

[AmersfoortTristan]

@mileyjobros258 Not really. I am Dutch and this song could have been about the Dutch Railways. Trust me: I know your pain ;)

[crazyc6798]

a song sung with understanding and honesty, probably the best song ever made from britain

[BekkaMary]

THIS IS 5 YEARS OLD ALREADY??? LOL, i remember hearing it at school, walking about singin it lol

[ourlolplays]

is it bad that i know this off by heart and sung it in a bus 

[goth9ever]

standing in the rain underground?

[smanks12]

@goth9ever nah he meant like he has to stand in the pouring rain to wait for the bus because the tubes on strike i think

[xDaZeF3AR]

Every platform has a fucking tramp... LOL, got to love this song ;) <3

[pawsandtales1]

fuck

[maxyboy2k11]

138 people are bus drivers

[xTiGeRmOdZx]

L O FUCKIN L

[quiksilvermonkey]

You're* ;) Amazing song

[cocoinator]

legend song

[TheLifeofGaming]

lol, transcribe the audio, its hilarious

[LucyeeeChannel1]

@KING15858 yeah "going underground" whats your point?

[AndrewMorristhe1st]

I love this song!;)

[cathyvna]

love London forever:D

[Megalego1234]

LOVE THIS SONG!!!!

[Honopena]

>:D LOVE THET SONG! But If you brits would see OUR one line subway in Helsinki (Finland :P) you might have another opinion of your own awesome underground!

PS. I´ve actually really been in there! You should be proud!

[tankout123]

@Honopena its decent i guess but you learn when you use it everyday wow the ammount of strikes lol >.>

[01talima]

@Honopena ah you see this is the true joy of being English , pouring hate scorn and denigration on something doesn't actually preclude us from being proud of something in a purely over the top nationalistic way ;)

[TraceurChad]

possibly the best song to describe london lmao..

[ipaqmaster]

WHERE THE FUCKS MY FUCKING TRAIN XD

[MegaWTFH]

sove it upyour ars hole