Black Ops Zombies on Ascension 2-Player Live Commentary: Veteran Zombie Players! (Part 8)

[MrJakesnake6]

They love barrel rolls!

[MrHellraiser1998]

wat a dick head he walked past speed cola like 4 times

[Zefanjatje97]

you laugh funny



[qazxsw1771]

You guys are retarded this was when the map first came out

[benloewe]

@TheMaxofdeath good to see you don't have the slightest bit of intelligence, considering you cant even spell sarcasm. :)

[benloewe]

@oliverback5 have you not read the title "veteran zombie players!" ? they seem to think they're the best zombie players in the world. When in reality they are no where near close to veteran zombie players, they can hardly even play zombies.... "where's speed cola? what does speed cola look like?" fucking dumb cunts....

[MrFockyouman]

@roddywhiteboy Well, winter's howl can give you some time, you know... FREZE YOU ZOM-BITCH!!!

[ianthedamned]

i made it to round 38

[steadykiller123]

give them a break they were noobs at this map and were scared or panicing cause they werent use to it

[tigerlvr1998]

winters fury lol

[benloewe]

sarcasm

[benloewe]

@TheMaxofdeath good to see you can produce something intelligent. *sarcasim*

[benloewe]

*why would you pack a punch the thundergun

[benloewe]

plus you try and make crawlers EVERY round i mean wtf how time consuming and pointless and seriously time after time at the box ffs just use wall weapons and seriously who doesnt know what speed cola looks like. and last you past the speed cola machine like 4 TIMES! are you fucking blind man.

[TheMaxofdeath]

@benloewe fuck you



[benloewe]

dude you guys are zombie noobs, seriously pack-a-punch the thundergun you had ten shots left. plus you have no idea how to use the thundergun or the raygun firstly you shoot the raygun at their feet it is alot more effective at killing zombies. secondly your just shooting the thundergun freely your supposed to herd the zombies up and kill them all with one bullet.

[oliverback5]

@benloewe thats not in the rule book

[Thepriceisverywrong1]

Omg I had to stop watching 6:25 cuz he went right passed speed cola twice!!:/

[yournamehere266]

@codnzi ???

[1eaglesfan966065]

"the box was at the pack a punch" *runs the opposite way :p*

[cnano98]

Im more like a... Uh...... Staff sergeant of zombies

[TrisAndNate]

i love how he was looking for speed cola and passed it like 3 times

[yournamehere266]

he went past speed cola like 5 fuckin times!!! FUCK SPIDER!!

[NLmat1402]

@yournamehere266 spider always forgets everything so damn easily

[manfa17]

spider...you're so lost

[cheese7892]

you a dipshit, you cant memorize this map to save your fucking life

[ryan215553]

when yall doing call of the dead?

[MrBeastlyz]

hey does any one no if the mp40 is on ascension and im pretty beast at zonbies so if any one wants to add me im on the ps3 and my name is michwolverine16

[SkateManGaming]

@MrBeastlyz no it isnt sorry but the mp5k pretty much matches up to it

[Jeffhardyrules11100]

im private.rubbish but psn down is improving my solo game cause i have more zombie practice time

[scottyman123123]

lol i'm more like a corporal zombie player xD

[mantukakka123456789]

omg lol your funny m8 :D

add me plzz IV MaNtAs VI

[mantukakka123456789]

omg lol your funny m8 :D

[chuckynarris]

Add me on psn at woods__e

[Leavelastyearbehind]

hero tales add forgot how to spell honour... :P

[123chelseaman]

haha! veteran zombie players that cant see speed cola!

[SceneInScape]

ROOOOOOOOOOOFL

[arctrooper28]

you passed the speed cola D:

[Badho97]

you pass by speed cola!!!! 6:08

[MySnipeLovezHead]

u could have flopped on the monkeys instead of wasting ur ray gun.

[Wafflezthebeast]

nno winters howl sorry broski

[Crawfo541]

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO A SONG ABOUT XFINITY THAT HAS A REALLY ANNOYING AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!

[PaintballNationVids]

they dont have winters howl only on five ;)

[Triggahappy02]

YOU = bad a memory for zombies = Failing...Meatwagon22 = good memory = not failing...u jusy got good shit from the box...plus u killed a monkey and u thaught it didn't take it...EPIC fail

[Triggahappy02]

YOU = bad a memory for zombies = Failing...Meatwagon22 = good memory = not failing...u jusy got good shit from the box

[UnTDw3st4ND]

Hey your awesome at zombies is there a chance that you could add me on ps3? I'm UnTD_w3_st4ND

[edvardwinsnes]

@UnTDw3st4ND n00b

[UnTDw3st4ND]

@edvardwinsnes i don't play this game a lot and im sorry that i like to play video games with some one that's really good.

[edvardwinsnes]

@UnTDw3st4ND ehh okey....

[guyoverthere111]

@Blewberd no way the only person even close to as good as the is syndicate or how ever u spell her name

[Zyepoof]

your good at zombies, not at remembering maps that you have been playing for about an hour

[tmamrocks]

41 with 5 perks i ran out of ammo it was GAYYYYYY

[UnTDw3st4ND]

@tmamrocks ps3 or xbox

[tmamrocks]

@UnTDw3st4ND xbox

[RageWolf284]

YA I NO

[RageWolf284]

there is no WINTERS HOWL

[oliverback5]

@RageWolf284 yes there fucking is look on 5

[shaeman600]

you guy should have 10 account on the ps3 and XboX 360 im saying playstation for me and XboX 360 for my buds

[JCPicto]

If you saved stamina up you could have saved speed cola easy, also turning on the traps kills half the monkeys.

[mjmayer10]

u past speed cola like 20 times

[JCPicto]

Stamina Up is the MOST important!!!! I hope you know this by now

[haifa1902]

@JCPicto it just make you run faster and longer

[JCPicto]

@haifa1902 Exactly, i got to round 42 with just jugga-nog and stamina up, if you run in circles around the lander by the flopper you can get 24 zombies together. Once they're all there you can kill them easy. For 30+ rounds you need to do this or you'll run out of ammo quicktime.

[H1RFULT]

6:20 lol WALKS RIGHT PAST SPEED COLA.

[happyheather24]

I wanna know WTH his laugh has to do with this video some people are so annoying no wonder they don't play with any of us ...... Trying to get some tips on this new map only 2 more days until PS3 gets it WooooHooooo lol

[mrraven2331]

3 more days for the PS3 better do soe zombies fir PS3

[TheXxicekidxx]

is there realy the wintersgun thing shit on this map?

[gamerman23ify]

finnaly hdmi cable now hd is 1080!!!! not 480

[tch9494]

i just got to round 30 with 2 people on accension

[Dianshengcuber]

12:05 haha lol spider wanted meatwagon to go with him but got shut down

[MeganHainesify]

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[rowrowflo]

guns use to be my favorit until he got old and blind1`!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111­11111

[fxnitro23]

u guys need to learn how to upgrade guns!!!!!!!!!

[Tr4pHammerGaming]

who do you like more spiderbite? or GUNS? thumbs up for spiderbite thumbs down for guns

[TH3GH3TT0P41SA]

@Tr4pHammerGaming

Which one do i pick, the thumbs up or the thumbs down

[CMerig]

r u blind or r u flippen just laughing too hard about PHD Flopper, it isnt that funny

[YoChikenPeopleSoup65]

fuck yahoo mail

[thestarkiller64]

anyone wanna play zombies i am probably one of the best some one hit me up if interested GT:ANGELIC DEMON22

[parksy621]

wat is so scary about 666

[SuperRelek]

@parksy621 its the number of the devil!

[parksy621]

@SuperRelek oh thx

[m1nayondaime]

@parksy621 is the devils sign

[FiraGun90]

@parksy621 Number of the beast aka devil

[OmarBaba96]

If anyone wants to play ascension zombies over xbox live message my gamertag, BlakeH96 and i will invite you later, ps. you must have a mic, not to be squecky, and to be pretty good at zombies, hope to speak to you soon, thanks

[patcakess]

guys it was his first game ever so shut the fuck up already

[macoroni100]

how come spider is so good at zombies but when he trys to find stuff or just get around the map hes seems like hes a blind horse in a wheel chair

[CMerig]

@macoroni100 lol but does being in a wheelchair make stuff harder to find lol lol



[cliffie572]

gime a crawler end of the round oww shi..

[xSilentJokahx]

u are sooo fucking stuiped man look proplery you fucking past it two times still fucking not see it OMG fuck MAN LOOK

[TheLegendsFate]

@xSilentJokahx He's stupid? You can't even spell, let alone speak correctly.

[xSilentJokahx]

u are sooo fucking stuiped man look proplery

[blackopsM16]

LOL MONKEYS ARE THIRSTY THEY WANT ICE COLD SODA! XD

[AlmaWasHere]

Spider is killing me with his lostness!

I haven't even gotten the map yet and I know where everything is!

[Crensler]

@chesssjakk because absolutely everything must go

[chesssjakk]

Why is it named Fire Sale?

[4609mwp]

@TheCupcakeLord its 30 seconds, get over it.

[P34kaZ01D]

wen spider uses the ray gun it shud be called the spraygun

[hein10111]

Ur also so stupid when you asked what to do next u could've pack a punched the thundergun and raygun!!

[Dodeymonoose]

hey, spider or anyone who can answer, does fire sale lower the pack a punch price?

[iMBbaLLiN]

@Dodeymonoose

no but if you kill the scientist in five before he takes anybodys gun you get a special kind of power called a super-sale or somthing and that lowers the price of a pack-a-punch

[Mewpals]

@Dodeymonoose it lowers it by a lot... it only costs like 5 or 10 points

[ELVIStheDotA]

hey spider, u f***ing blind?! for veteran zombie players u didnt notice when u lost speed cola then u didnt see it when you went back 2 get it!!!!

[Eddiewardo1996]

Spiders memory pisses me off

[Dodeymonoose]

@Eddiewardo1996 u must not have a life if something like that pisses you off lol

[SpeedotheHedgehog]

@Eddiewardo1996 if u think this is bad....imagine "call of the dead"

[shatteredenigmax]

wat guns are in this map is it still only the ray gun and thunder gun?

[axelarthuro123]

spider: "am going to wait 1 more round before I upgrade my thunder gun"

deja vu? anyone?

[axelarthuro123]

some people say that one of the 4 character of zombies is going to die (if its true hope its Takeo), but whoever dies I think he should be replaced by Chris Redfield

[pochi912]

@axelarthuro123 why takeo? he is a badass i would say get rid of the doctor he seems like the nancy out of the 4

[axelarthuro123]

@pochi912 don't like takeo's quotes

[honeybunkins01]

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[axelarthuro123]

@honeybunkins01 what does that mean?

[AlmaWasHere]

@axelarthuro123

I only like Takeo's quotes if I'm playing Solo, but I always end up being Nikolai or the Doctor.

[omgcod4ftw101]

@pochi912 Seriously?? The doctor has the best quotes dude...

[Bdashcates15]

11:25 veteran zombie players that cant see speed cola haha ;)

[stevenlu12]

@Bdashcates15 nah it was only spiderbite

[Bdashcates15]

1:58 you killed the zombie with the ray gun... lol

[xxkrismagus777xx]

I like speed cola more then Jugg. Its just so epic.

[ellipsis117]

There is no winters howl in this map it's only thunder gun and I blew up the rocket completely by accident my first time through cuz I was looking at it when taking off and I dropped my controller and it landed on the right trigger ad fired and killed the rocket

[ThePandaboy01]

@ellipsis117 its a bit late now this WAS live but NOW is only a recording

[TS61TS61]

Spider for gods sake open your eyes!

[B4K3D4PP135]

I wish they had a luck perk, the reason is that I am so god damn unlucky when it comes to zombies in black ops. For example I tryed the random box like a million times and the best i got was the ballistic knife. No ray gun, thundergun, or winters howl. I manage to by all the perks exept for double tap cause i only stay in the house on Kino Der Toten. By the way I don't have the DLC yet. Spider is so lucky and so is Meat Wagon. Spider, Meat Wagon, Guns, all those other people rock. SUB TO THEM.

[iMBbaLLiN]

you can hold the trigger down with the ray gun and it will be automatic... try it if you dont believe me

[ANGRYCARROT123]

@iMBbaLLiN OMFG NO SHIT U RETARD

[gabthegoon]

@iMBbaLLiN yea before i just noticed before in der riese it wasn't

[ThePandaboy01]

@gabthegoon i dont know what you were trying to say but it has always been full auto

[Blewberd]

i haven't even played this map yet and i know it better than u

[lighttrustx]

@Blewberd but u probably watched a lot of gameplay from it. this was their first time playing it (and spider said he's not that good at remembering maps/it might be hard playing the game while trying to remember it also)

[TheXxicekidxx]

@Blewberd

me too xD

[DrinkingRedBull]

@Blewberd its pretty annoying that they dont know the map ;)

[Lozo115]

@Blewberd dido



[mjmayer10]

@Blewberd me two

[MrDoublebuddy1]

@Blewberd

same

[ACOMAN9]

start watching at 6:00 and stop at 6:20 he walked right by speed cola

[987398352526]

Hey guys, I'm spreading my ex girlfriend's sex tape around. Why? Well, because she's a bitch. She deserved it, so go ahead and watch it. The link is on my profile (zip password is 123) she's pretty hot as well

[fcag1997]

wtf is this, i get an add on 12:21 -_-

[TheBigMuFucka]

@TheArcent

Its Waffe not Woffle

Its german for Weapon...

And the freezing gun is called Winter's Howl

[TheArcent]

Special Weapons of Ascension

1. Ray Gun

2. Thunder Gun

3. The Freezing Gun

4. Wonder Woffle (its back!)

And the other guns are there as always :)

Thumbs up so everyone can see!

[darrenegan2k9]

@TheArcent the wanderwaffe isnt back and neither is the "freezing gun"(winters howl)

[SillyWolfproductions]

spider is abouloutly cluless lol

[xDizzieDanx]

Why dont you pack a punch as soon as possible

[szandsr]

@xDizzieDanx 'Cause Spider would get lost.

[xMilliioner]

@xDizzieDanx

because u should use up your regular ammo before upgrading it

[darrenegan2k9]

@xDizzieDanx doing what you just said is the worst idea possible :P its a waste of ammo and point(points you would make of regualr ammo and the points you spend to upgrade)

[xDizzieDanx]

6:20 you completely missed the speed cola

[hytessi]

Today I played zombies and my ray gun lagged so much!

[javiertuntun21]

11:54 - BLACK AND YELLOW x4!

[GamingGodofCod]

This was made on my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MRfunnyman89]

@GamingGodofCod happy b-day

[GamingGodofCod]

@MRfunnyman89 thnx

[noobtuber914]

can ngt really be that dumb

[Deracus]

thumbs up if at 6:05 you were raging

[thebigb0mb]

turn captions on then go to 9:54

[Sdaceman]

@ScreemoiisTheShyt LOL you don't HAVE to watch his video

[halojuan1]

omg r u blind u didnt see speedy cola wow lol...fail

[dshanea1]

I don't know ho I should feel worse for, you guys for not leaving a crawler for a couple of rounds, or the zombies for getting raped so quickly

[Varzea333]

You kinda suck at orientation/memory... Still wonderful vids, love them

[LegoLegend1000]

I like the way Dempsey says "Eat my lead, bonejaws!" at 01:18. When he is using the Ray and Thunder Gun, which doesn't shoot lead.

[ZoMbZascension]

BTW DID ANY ONE HERE A PHONE RING AT 10:24 TO 10:25????? THUMBS UP IF YOU DID

[ZoMbZascension]

U CALL YOURSELF A PRO???? BY WALKING PAST SPEED COLA

[TheNoiy11]

@ZoMbZascension Calm down the map has been barley out...

[ZoMbZascension]

@TheNoiy11 I IS SORRY

[TBzZzZzZ]

this video needs way more views. mad underrated thumbs up if you like this SHIT watch?v=0XXp4jAly7E

[ScreemoiisTheShyt]

i HATE THE WAY HE PLAYS i would upgraded both already and i wouldof garded speed cola and i REMEMBER THE WHOLE MAP ND I HAVE PS3 AND I HATE HIS LAUGH

[ScreemoiisTheShyt]

i HATE THE WAY HE PLAYS i would upgraded both already and i wouldof garded speed cola and i REMEMBER THE WHOLE MAP ND I HAVE PS3

[souLjaboji]

veteran zombie players :D thats why u run past the speed cola 20 sec after u "defended" it :D meatwagon is the VETERAN ! ;) keep doing what u do guys i luv watching ur vidz.

[tigerc325]

u walked by speed cola!!!

[MrChanchi1234]

@TheEDITOR1K I did and that's a pretty good song